Rio girls CRAVE the big white cock.
Please come to Rio with your money.
>>52406876
I'm Jewish, have a BWC of 22cm, money but not enough money to come to Rio :DD
>>52406876
chinese is coming
I'll bring money to buy that goddamn
FAL and after that I'll leave.
>>52407208
Yes, please come. Cheap prostitutes and drinks.
You are watching too much American porn
>>52406876
>girls
Heh
>>52407208
Literally this
>barefoot
>wear rags
>live in favela
>not even Paved way
>has phone to take picture with
Why can't they just sell their guns and find a job? Or sell the guns and set up a booth and sell some stuff? Or sell the phone and buy shoes and go to school?
And if the goddamn things aren't their because they are so dirt poor all the stuff is of the local gangs, why don't they just turn their crack business into something that doesn't damages the whole fucking country?
I mean ok lad. I'm a Mafia boss and shit and I hate Portugal for reasons and stuff. But I'm not forced to turn the country I live in into a shithole. Turn your favela into a decent looking crackville, ffs. Buy stuff to pave road, take a squad of 20 lazy Brazilians and promise them crack it they pave the way. Make them pave the way. Now take 20 more wild Brazilians and give them paint, and tell them to paint the goddamn houses. Now it looks decent, at least. Now take an empty favela house, possibly in a nice position, and buy (yeah I know, paving roads and buying paint is getting expensive, I'll get to it) a sign saying "COCO CHICO" or some other disgusting name in spanish or portuguese or whatvever infernal language they speak there.
Now take phone, take pics, open trip advisor and give it 5* stars, write in your language 10/10 very good place.
Now the masterplan starts.
Hide the goddamn guns, you don't want to scare tourists and shit. Take acceptable grill, she'll be baiting tourists into your crackden and send her to fish for idiots. Make her lure them into the crackden, and put people in there to serve drinks and ganja and shit.
Continue ad infinitum.
Profits are the following
No more Poland tier suburbs
No more crazy gunz thugs, you send people to do some work instead of being lazy and shoot others for the lelz
Stoners will buy your stuff with foreign currency. Money will flow for the favelados
Unemployment will sink
You're making so much money you'll be named Pablo Shekelburg
>>52406876
Nah, I'll pass. I'm not into getting kidnapped.
