How to become more Australian?
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How to become more Australian?
bump?
please
>>52403687
stop boats
glass lebs
repeat
sniff petrol
SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE
have sex with american girls
>>52404059
I dont know how to do this
>>52404097
they love our shitty accent for some reason so just learn to talk like a bloody drongo m8
>>52404166
what's the next step after this?
i want to be australian and work at a maccas
>>52403687
>drink too many beers
>eat too many shrimps from barbie
>forget how to say vowels
>molest sheep
>try to claim things from New Zealand as yours because ashamed of own shit country
>die on Turkish beaches
Now you are Australian
>>52404284
put benis in bagina
>>52403687
Do an english accent and pretend to be retarded.
>>52403687
Have you glassed an arab today?
>limit your Internet connection speed to 52kbps
>hate emus
>drink warm Fosters while getting a skin cancer from staying in the sun for too long
>get stung by a stingray. A FUCKING STINGRAY
Too easy.
>>52404898
All correct bar molest sheep
>>52404898
>he unironically eats shark fins soaked in whale blubber
>japanese cuisine
>>52403998
Blue is literally France's color (inb4 "no, it's white, look at ur flag xd" )
Are we Aussies in denial ?
>>52405563
Yeah nah you're blue but you're not /true blue/
>>52405633
What's a 'true blue' ? Are you a 'true blue' ?
>>52405678
Dinky di mate
>>52405563
too european to be australian
>>52405558
>he hasn't sampled glorious shark fins
>he implies it's not delectable
It's like homo sex, you shouldn't knock it until you have tried it, only you have tried homo sex and enjoy it greatly
>>52403687
Stop getting shot
>>52405829
W-well...
