ITT: we make up facts about countries that sound like they could be true
1 in every 3 americans will be shot at some point of their life.
Over 80% of the male population of Australia is homosexual.
Their population is stable due to both the promiscuity and fertility of their women, and the influx of Asian immigrants.
175 japanese people killed themselves during the writing of this post
Somalia has never had the same borders for more than 3 years.
The dominant cartel of a city in Mexico (Minatitlán) hosts a beheading ceremony once a year.
The mayor of this city randomly picks a name out of a hat to decide who the victim of the year is.
UK proposes mandatory Go-Pro cameras for each citizen to reduce crime.
Brazil sends 14% of its GDP to Cuba.
Over 50% of Americans have McDonalds for dinner every day
>>52401516
54% of all russian women's first sexual experiences are with bears
>>52401773
Good one.
Polish people are white.
Despite the country's extremely low incarceration rate, 19% of all Singaporeans have a scar on their backsides due to government issued canings from petty acts that are deemed as "crimes" under the law.
Such crimes include but are not limited to; Littering, speeding in an automobile, and bringing the Durian fruit into public transport services.
Only 16% of indian people have ever used a toilet.
Conversational Arabic is a mandatory course in Swedish secondary schools.
10% of Portuguese people have the last name "Barbosa".
All Belgian citizens are mandated by law to carry a knife whilst driving. This allows drivers to cut turns, supposedly reducing traffic due to increased efficiency.
>>52402127
kek
It is a common tradition to clap at a funeral of a loved one in USA.
In the UK every household must pay a yearly toilet-tax, 39£ per year and working toilet. If a household doesn't pay the toilet-tax, it will have its toilets disconnected from the sewer for 1 to 3 years.
US police carry out random executions daily to keep communists under control.
>>52401516
On the European side of Turkey cars are driven on the left hand side of the road. On the Asian side, they drive on the right.
In China, attempted suicide is a punishable by death. This is done as a way to increase government revenue as the Chinese government bills the families of executed persons for the expenses of the trial and execution, often with a very high markup.
In 2011, violent rioting ensued in the city of Peshawar, capital of Pakistans Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province after a prominent local cleric found what looked to be a star of david in the pattern on bathroom tiles in a local McDonalds restroom. The workers of the restaurant who were accused of being Israeli-American agents were beaten and burned to death. The rioting eventually expanded to targeting anyone connected to American establishments. 533 establishments which were seen as American friendly were destroyed or damaged including 30 McDonalds restaurants, 8 Ford dealerships, 17 Burger Kings, 3 Starbucks, 6 Apple stores the local McDondalds regional corporate office, a girls school and two American owned factories which manufactured antibiotics and medicine for the local population. The rioting resulted in an estimated 2,475 deaths. 98% of those killed had no ties to American businesses whatsoever. The rioting which lasted 9 days resulted in the ouster of the provincial government and the region being placed under martial law. Rioting finally ended after the military sent in 10,000 troops equipped with tanks and armored vehicles. The following day, US forces infiltrated the compound of and killed Osama Bin Laden who had been in hiding in Pakistan. This strike was seen by many in Pakistan as a retaliatory strike by America for the destruction of local McDonalds restaurants.
>>52401609
cheeky boys cheeky
>>52402587
legitimately really good, 10/10
Sweden runs dating camps out of central Stockholm for young native Swedish women to encourage dating of Somalian and Arabic men. Originally instigated in 2011, they have immensely improved race relations in Sweden and have encourage greater racial diversity in the dating lives of many thousands of young Swedish women.
the country of Malaysia does not exist. It is actually merely a clever ruse perpetrated by Chinese and Brazilian millionaires who use this nonexistent country for reasons of tax-fraud. All available pictures of Malaysia have been proven to have been taken in a studio setting.
Interesting fact: In Russia it is common for young men to grannies. This is because there is a shortage of young Russian women but there is a huge gender ratio difference for elderly people
>>52402216
>This allows drivers to cut turns,
Genius
>>52401516
>"Julio Escobar Sanchez, a famous 19th century Spanish scientist, studied Filipino people for 20 years. Sanchez concluded that the indigenous population of Las Islas Filipinas (Philippine Islands) is the most powerful race in the world.
>>52404108
kek
>>52404026
When speaking English 78 percent of americans routinely the verb of the sentence. Scientist are yet to an explanation to the phenomenon
In Swedens gender university courses one part of the course curriculum is to take part in "Fitt pyssel" (vaginacrafts) where all the women in the class has to sit in a ring and masturbate as to empower themselves
>>52404263
would attend
Germany's chancellor Angela Merkel has successfully passed a law to ban the use of the german language at refugee centers and border crossing.
Vytautas, the great duke of Lithuania, hired 40 Crimean Muslims as his bodyguards since he couldn't trust backstabbing Lithuanians. A mass Muslim immigration campaign ensued.
Germany erects fence along its border to curb the mass emigration of its non-muslim population.
The use of anti-depressants during pregnancy has been linked to increased risk in autism and asperger's for the child. While pregnant women consume less (only 100l of 40% ethanol a year), they can get anti-depressant drugs without a receipt resulting in over 80% Finnish kids being diagnosed with autism caused by over use of these drugs during mother's pregnancy.
>>52404667
>>52404412
I had to check to make sure these are still only satire
>>52401516
42% of Russian women have expressed a strong preference for the BBC.
>>52404215
>>52401516
>American psychologists report that the famous clock inventor Ahmed Mohammed has an IQ of about 174. That is 22 points higher than Einstein and 14 points over the IQ of Steven Hawking. President Obama announced he will nominate Ahmed for the physics nobel prize next year.
>>52402052
>that sound like they could be true
>>52404215
>>52401773
pretty good idea desu
>>52405067
Looks false because nobody knows Einstein's IQ.
In some rural parts of Belarus, inbreeding is so common in some towns that it's impossible not to be in a relationship that isn't incestuous.
>>52401516
From March 9th to March 14th 200 Australians are randomly picked from the entire population to take part in the Emu Games where they are flown to western australia and locked in a giant man made environment with over 10,000 emus and each given some starting equipment there can only be one survivor and whoever that is becomes the next prime minister of australia.
The last state execution by hanging in the United States took place in 2006.
The primary export of Yemen is limes.
You are statistically equally as likely to be shot with a firearm spending a year in Sao Paulo, Brazil's Paraisópolis favela than had you fought in the Battle of the Bulge during WW2.
Twelve tourists drowned in Venice, Italy over the past year, up from eight in 2014.
In certain parts of tribal Senegal it is considered fashionable for women to sever their pinkie toes.
The rate of nut allergies in Iceland is the highest in the world with a staggering 10% of the population exhibiting some form allergic reaction.
More people are killed by bulls in Spain than there are by firearms.
At the end of each day, every dutch person rushes yo their bathroom to vomit. This is because their language is so disgusting they must hold in the urge to throw up all day.
>>52404215
lel
Gonna go the other way with a true fact that sounds made up:
In Sweden there are "Jihad driving theory schools"
>>52405177
There are tons of articles about people who have supposedly higher IQs than Einstein
e.g. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1369595/Jacob-Barnett-12-higher-IQ-Einstein-develops-theory-relativity.html
>>52405571
>"Come to a complete stop, make that you can feel the cars weight shift back so you know you've come to a complete stop"
>"Engage the parking brake and release the brake pedal"
>"Excellent, now recite the Shahadah and flip the detonator switch"
Laughing in a public place is illegal in Germany and you can get fined for it.
Using 4chan is illegal in three US states
>>52401516
In the Netherlands, you can pay for your driving lessons with sex.
>>52405894
every year hundreds of thousands of lower class brits take the so called "hadj" to Berlin, to get drunk, yell loudly and piss in the streets. The hadj is one of the five pillars of Great Britain, next to the CCTV-system, condemnation of basic dental hygiene, relentless banter and the complete and utter lack of anything even remotely edible.
>>52407468
>condemnation of basic dental hygiene
Find it a bit silly when other countries use yank sterotypes desu. Bit like going HURR DURR LEDERHOSEN to you.
>>52407493
m8 i'm just bantering
also, the "Germans have no humor" meme (as accurate as it often is) is preddy much on the same level as "lel bad teeth"
>>52407557
I know you're bantering but it's shit banter desu.
Germans are good lads and do have a sense of humour, though you can be a bit wooden..
>>52407601
Actually, during a survey, eight out of ten Germans reacted with high pitched screams when presented with a joke. The other two promptly exploded.
>>52407696
I chuckled
Due to US flag code dictating that the flag shall always be flown above other nations flags when in the same proximity, during the construction of the UN building in new York there arose controversy. This was because the UN flag code dictated that all flags had to be flown at the same height. Eventually the US backed down and all flags were to be placed at the same height. But because of the fact that the site was constructed by American companies, the flag pole for the US was placed 3 feet higher than the all the others. The company has since refused to change and fix the pole so that the American flag is at the same height as the other member states
