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>page 3
I can smell burnt hot pockets already
you know i thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em
cause I don't fuckin need em
>>52394558
reported
The kev meme is so good
Why is it so funny haha
Maisie
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>>52394558
is this a new meme? never seen before
kara
HEY THERE DELILAH
>At Enfield service station now. Gorsee, can I get some food?
Who is Gorsee? What did he mean by this?
>>52394575
Looks and sounds like Aesop's literally autistic brother.
Wew lads
My timetable next semester is a bit full on haha
20 hours of contact time haha
>>52394558
/brit/ is shit
JUST WON $7 LADS
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>it's cold out
what did he mean by this
Kyary
>>52394634
'Walking my golden labrador'
>>52394660
go away proxyfag
>>52394660
Post pics of outside
>>52394660
Glorious
>>52394660
>>52394661
poker?
>HE walks him for fun
>>52394664
someone post that video
>>52394704
does he get any compensation?
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>52394664
Irish weather
>>52394700
scratchie la
>>52394638
no idea desu
>>52394664
cor are kevs todger is mahoosive
>>52394716
irish weather
4:20 lmao
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>>52394737
I thought i filtered you
>>52394768
all me
>when girls don't text him randomly
>>52394768
all me
cold in
>>52394701
Literally me, thought being skinny was a good thin until hit puberty and realised girls like muscles
>kev has friends
>kev regularly plays hockey
>kev has a job ( clearly he travels to dublin often for this job)
>kev goes on holidays to NYC
>tfw Kev's life is considerably better than mine
>>52394768
>2200 (You)'s
hahah cheers
>>52394782
must be easy being fuggo
>>52394753
>oi
>>52394823
very good
>>52394795
>he believed the >>>/fa/ meme
cracking up at the idea of filming myself with an empty dinner plate and saying "all gone..... all gone"
>>52394795
eat tuna and lift weights, it helped me desu
I'm going to buy a Shekel off Ebay lads.
Is there any other meme money I should add to my collection? I already have a yank dollar and a bitcoin coin.
>>52394841
>eat tuna
enjoy mercury poisoning you dumb fucking nord
>>52394832
Want to do a wank but it smells too much haha
>>52394846
Get some israeli bank notes
>>52394768
"All Me" is a song by Canadian rapper Drake from his third studio album Nothing Was the Same (2013). The song was serviced to urban contemporary radio as the album's third official single on September 24, 2013. "All Me" features fellow rappers 2 Chainz and Big Sean, with production from Finally Famous' Key Wane, and additional production from Noah "40" Shebib. The song has since peaked at number 20 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart.
>>52394638
Maybe he meant Ginsters.
Perhaps he wants to buy a pasty baby.
>>52394862
>ywn do a cuddle with Stefanie
>>52394875
um.. ur cock isn't suposed to smell dude? clean that shit man
>>52394859
>memercury poisoning
your mum still changing your diapers m8?
>>52394846
A whole bitcoin?
>>52394846
Get a 100 trillion Zimbabwean dollar
>>52394660
Are you still shitter shattered because a hair salon used dead leader in a poster and your embassy staff went there begging them to take it down?
>>52394905
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S WHAT YOU DO TO ME
I dont think /brit/ will survive this influx of yanks, canucks and anime nonces
>>52394903
Nah the cum
Can't go clean up because it's nearly 5am and I'm back with my parents for Christmas
>>52394906
shut the fuck up you brain damaged snownigger
just dropped this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M638jKZWi24
what do u think lads
i think its fire
>>52394859
only if you eat nothing but tuna in massive ammounts
fish is like the best thing you can eat. no wonder Americans hate it outside of deep fried forms
stayed up till 4am again
fucks sake
6th time this week
MGS V would be the perfect game if they got rid of the sci-fi and replaced Snake with Sam Fisher 2bh
>>52394660
was literally just reading up on the horrific conditions of north korean internment camps
stay safe anon
snug as a bug on a rug on sunday morning laddddssss
>sun is up though. Awfully luh warm up ish. On my way home now from dublin.
what did he mean by this?
>>52394941
Hustle hard tv
>>52394937
why don't you just wipe up ur cum with ur undies?
>>52394927
>being this new
>how will a pile of shit survive more pile of shit being added to it
who knows lad, but we prevail.
can hear the birds chirp
>>52394949
at least deep friend means it is safe and cooked so hot that there is no mercury in it
watching a porno about a nun doing anal
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>>52395001
i thought i filtered you
>>52394972
>fame gang tv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HByOC5HHa0
>>52394978
Smell still lingers I swear
Dad came into my room one morning and said it needed some air in here and opened all my windows
>>52394963
>horrific conditions of north korean internment camps
>>52394994
>deep friend
>Americans literally have only deep fried foods as their friends
CMTSU
thought you filtered me
>>52394913
It's just a metal mock up of the Bitcoin, it sometimes gets posted. It doesn't actually have the value of a real bitcoin.
>>52394914
I like your thinking yank. I'll have to see if Ebay has a 100 trillion Zimbabwe dollar note.
>>52394994
>heat removes Mercury
>>52394893
My gimmick grrrrr
might go to bed
Gonna scream at this fucking yank in a minute
>>52395001
is she liking it?
Black stone cherry Dublin 2014
doing a sleep
wish me goodnight xxx or i'll GET ya!!!!!!!
>>52395015
who cares lmao, you're not some kind of normie are you anon?
>all these posts getting eaten by 4chan
thanks hiroshima nagasaki
>>52395014
True #guttarap
http://youtu.be/mMk209wQmak
>>52395058
Yes
>>52395055
bad morning yyyy
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>>52395020
if you dont stop theyll throw you into one and the guards will spit in your mouth
>>52395062
all my posts getting through m8, might be the quality filter that is getting the best of you
>>52395045
see for yourself
http://xhamster.com/movies/154819/hot_nun_trying_anal.html?embed=view&prs=3999261deaf1b27a190f291ed9306617:la-xxx.com:54e53716:e10
desu this sort of shit drives me nuts, same with hijab girls and prissy catholic school girls
>>52394987
.....
jesus christ
go away
>>52395087
proof?
>>52395107
are you going to █▬█ █ ▀█▀ 'em up?
Radio City christmas Show
>>52395085
>>52395102
I guess except for this one
and no, there is not another norgay on /brit/ now
>>52395073
where ya polo at?
lets dodakunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-9rvpCzQ-o
25yo. Fully erect, 4", a bit more if you count the fat around the base. Worse, I'm a grower, not a shower, and flaccid I'm under 1". On cold days it literally disappears inside me
My sex life is basically non-existent because of my problem. I have "been with" 6 girls, I say "been with" meaning becoming physically romantic: not having sex. I have only ever had sex with one. The others have, quite literally, ceased any amourous feeling immediately upon seeing my penis
It's not a lack of stimulation. One of the ways in which I compensate is through foreplay. My teenage years consisted largely of reading about various methodologies. I have never gotten past second base with a girl that I didn't give at least two orgasms. However, when it come to "my turn" my penis usually ruins it. One time she laughed her way out of the room and went to tell her friends, another time she wasn't sure how to react and sort of gave me an HJ and left. The one girl I ever actually had sex with was a good sport, but to my dismay I learned that I am a 'minuteman'. So I've got that to add to the pile too. I never saw her again
I have many other things going well. I've got a masters in engineering, and a job that pays very well. I am intelligent, and I am young. But that's all I have: things, and the means to get things.
I worry that the fairytale story of a happy marriage isn't cut out for someone like me. Even if someone manages to get over it... its a simple part of human nature that sexual urges need to be satisfied. Foreplay isn't enough for the same reason masturbation isn't enough. Even if I were to become happily married one day it would be temporary. The years would erode our happiness, replacing it with unsatisfied desire and resentment
I try to be a good sport when it comes to 'little dick' jokes. I just hope people understand how much of a handicap it is to men and their lifestyle. I would rather lose an arm and a leg than live the loveless life I am destined for
>>52395154
I used to snapchat skeamo heaps desu hes really funny
Can I really be called an anime """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""nonce"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" if I post grown men?
>>52395107
delete this
>I used to snapchat skeamo heaps desu hes really funny
Help me with this girl desu
>>52395185
Brits have an obsession with PEEDOES, you can't win lad.
Just post non-FOTM homo shit.
>>52395180
>this guy has had sex, and has been naked with 6 girls and you haven't been naked with a single one
What's your excuse?
>>52395122
posting on an american capitalist site inspired by japanese culture could be construed as anti korean behaviour
>>52395181
kek
https://youtu.be/ELQ4X5epIK0?t=40m49s
>>52395122
El Comandante blesses North Korea
>i listen to aussie hip hop
can you fucking degenerates please leave.
>>52395180
Lad just become a cuck to a loving wife.
>>52395233
(go to 40:50 if it doesn't automatically skip to it)
good morning corn dogs
Irish weather summers 0
of him warmer bish no way in one of Go Go
6 kinda streak and
yep in impede service station now
or seeking to get some food alright
the North rested though to see how it goes
talk she get by
I like Steamwhistle pilsner a lot lads
>>52395215
>are you an archaeologist?
>>52395250
>non-american hip-hop
Honestly though it's been shit for awhile.
>I like Steamwhistle pilsner a lot lads
is it true brits eat beans on toast and make mom and grandma sex jokes? and that london has lots of muslims?
>>52395218
Hows this
To start, I'm 22 years old and 4.5x4 erect without pressing down on my fat pad. I was in a relationship with a 21 year old girl from my city for about 1 1/2 years. She recently broke up with me, reciting that I wasn't "man" enough to please her, in a pretty shitty manner. She also told me she'd been sleeping with a guy I knew from my local uni who is pretty well endowed. I've been extremely depressed for the past week (did consider suicide but I'm far too much of a pussy to do so.)
What really bums me out is that she told all her friends about my size, and now I'm pretty much unapproachable (more than I already am, but I digress.) A couple of male friends have found out as well, but they refuse to acknowledge it, due to size being such a sensitive problem. Guy she's seeing now even took it in stride, passing me with a smug grin a few days ago.
I come to you with this SDP [/r/smalldickproblems], I did my best, and gave it my all with this girl. I cared and tried to be my best considering I'm pretty much a social recluse and a shut in. Looking for another one for the time being is out of the question, and all the girls around my area have a good idea of what's up with me in the phallic sense. Should I keep going? Because nothing's really making sense anymore.
>>52395250
>i don't
embarrassing desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iekwtkp46dI
new One Punch Man is out
>>52395280
spot on
>>52395215
I hate flirting
Why can't we just have normal conversations rather than this inane shite
I like Oland Export lager a lot lads
>>52395307
Glad to hear
The Zimbabwe 100 Trillion dollar note is £13. Should I buy it with my Shekel lads?
her group homes for okay
from salud
more your Oracle and getting out of hand from your end
three-man things down armies
30 from brownback all day alt
the means honoring so tomorrow to israel's
Dover my children wrong places ok
he's shit right on then 15 here
we did great great right angle and the newhart
a Morcha with on 3 October Shin
got sold longer huge
years but resources are a player-coach look
hey it's not through cash right through told million
you course they're torturers market your don't mind edge
30
>>52395312
Ale, not lager, wtf
>>52395233
"Maccas workers know who i is"
-Skeamo 210
Can brits fucking leave this thread please
>>52395301
Is this supposed to be good lad?
Or are you being """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ironic""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52395293
Depressing
Anyone wanna play some league of legends lads?
>>52395233
lol who is this guy?
wew imagine having a small willy? Glad that God chose to smile upon me in at least one way.
>>52395349
unironically like some aussie hip hop senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awhCKqnfiEs
>>52395371
Old rapper from sydney
>>52395181
my mate met up with skeamo in ashfield
>>52395382
Not bad lad.
>Literally just talked with a 16 year old girl on Omegle who browses 4chan and hates Jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XOAMZp5XC8
>australia
>>52395450
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsfrXbUNeAE
>>52395435
Nice
>>52395450
relax
posting this cos I posted it another board and it took me ages to edit
>be about 12
>have a best friend who i always stay up late with and listen to music with an earphone each in his bed
>never think of it to be gay in anyway
>we're staying up late cos I have the new 50 cent album and it's got a lot of absolute choons on it
>everyone else is asleep
>listening to 'I can't' on repeat because it's an absolute banger
>not really focused, just admiring 50s flow and gr8 instrumental
>suddenly out of nowhere he grabs my hand and puts it on his dick over his PJ bottoms
>he has a rock hard boner
>not sure what the fuck is going on but too shy and curious to tell him to stop
>hes moving my hand on his dick but not in a wanking kinda way, just feeling it up
>it gives me a rock hard boner too
>he looks around to make sure everyone else is asleep then whispers 'lets get under the cover"
>both get under and then pull our PJ bottoms down
>rub boners cos we're 12 year olds who go to an all boys boarding school and have no idea how sex or anything like that works, kek
>its like a star wars sword battle down there
>looking back now it's kinda hilarious looking back on it
>kinda hot at the time but i'm still not sure if i'm into it
>say we should stop and I get back into my bed
>listen to 21 questions and P.I.M.P. in a dazed and confused state then get some sleep
>wake up regretting it
>next day tell him he's gay and that I'm not
>he tells me he'd stab me in my sleep if I told anyone he was gay
>get scared every night until eventually my request to swap rooms goes through
>over the next ten years become uncomfortable around gays
>to the point where even last year a girl I was getting with wanted to go to a gay club and while she was in the toilet there a gay guy tried coming onto me and I just left her and went home and ignored her phone calls
It's weird listening to 50 cent now even, I still get memories of it but I'm 100% sure I'm not bi. It was just 2 young boys experimenting
>>52395435
paedo
>>52395452
jesus
>>52395498
sweet john
>>52395452
Where's p2 cunt?
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of teddy bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and,
After awhile, she finds herself thinking,
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
'Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.
He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds.
And he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom, where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,
'Well, how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,
and says:
'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.'
switch on*
>>52395504
wew
gayest thing I've ever done was once i tried putting my finger up my ass but i couldn't get hard and it felt bad for a while after.
>>52395452
hahahaha
>>52395452
Funny
But why
>>52395545
might make it today
>>52395578
I was 12 tbf
I got a date on okcupid. On her profile it said she was looking for casual sex, which seemed appealing to me mostly because I doubted I would ever see this girl again
When I got to her place I noticed she had 2 other roomates, both girls and definitely attractive. As soon as I got there she immediately said in front of her roomates:"oh wow you're cuter in person, I can't wait to see your hot dick", while touching my pecs and legs. I could feel her roomates eyefucking the shit out of me without directly looking at them. I'm thinking "holy shit is this happening, it's like a wet dream". She didn't even say hot BIG dick. She takes me to her bedroom and we do some foreplay. We start kissing
Then she took my pants off. She was looking straight at my crotch because I was wearing tight briefs, I had a raging 4" boner
Here's where it gets bad. She looks almost angry and says: "is that your boner? It's... kind of small"
I said: "yeah can't wait to show how it works", something along those lines. At this point I started sweating and getting a slight panic attack. She said: "sorry... you seem like a nice guy but this isn't going to work. Just get out and let's forget about this"
I didn't say another word. I got dressed as fast as possible and left
I'll never forget this for the rest of my life. I've never felt so emasculated and angry. I try be positive about my condition and women, but now I'm starting to feel extremely bitter towards both. My experience changed the way I view relationships with women. I used to dream about finding the right girl and living happily ever after, but now I have this notion that no girl is a right girl. This is mostly because I feel no girl would stay with me and that if they ever did they would end up cheating on me with a bigger guy and breaking my heart. I've managed to force myself to forget about relationships, but it hasn't stopped me from wanting to get laid. I feel as if I'm turning to into one of those red pillers, which is scaring me
>>52395607
post ladyboi pussy just the anus though no dick or balls
>>52395628
waterfall
>>52395504
Very bent
>>52395628
intersting. Wish some billionaire fucking tried this out desu
>>52395637
>>52395641
Id say paper towels
I mean cmon, 100 BILLiON paper towels
>>52395664
well I suppose it all depends on what waterfall we're talking about
>>52395629
>tfw won't have this problem because I've got a big willy
can you lads imagine being this good looking? just imagine how better life will be
>>52395636
I only got the context of this image a week ago when I first watched the film haha
>>52395664
>I mean cmon, 100 BILLiON paper towels
>>52395504
kek, my friend and i did the same thing except our cocks were soft... we had a snake fight for about a minute underneath his bed then never spoke of it again.
I'm straight now as well.
>>52395733
weird, I rewatched the trilogy for the first time in years a week ago too.
>>52395628
water would just go around the dam of paper towel
that or wash it all downstream
going to bed lads
>>52395731
Unironically enjoyed White Collar.
>>52395756
A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX
>>52395739
Fuck off fedora poster twat
>>52395628
100 billion paper towel rolls would bury the world
>>52395756
I quite like the latter two movies, just as cool action movies since I love kung fu films
also the animatrix was good
>>52395775
me too
>>52395778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GANpHlJ-eVs
> pakis
>I love kung fu films
>>52395795
1 > 2 > 3
Great movies, just feel like they could of taken the story in a slightly different direction.. more ebin fights in the matrix for example.
>>52395795
Eh, I didn't like Revolutions so much since it really only had the one kung fu fight
Reloaded was just as good as the first IMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals
>just waiting for a mate
Can't sleep lads
Bare tried though it's weird
Thinking about stuff baka
>>52395841
this
>>52395865
Definitive? Uuh can you define that?
>>52395841
>>52395865
classic
>>52395844
2 > 1 > 3
>>52395841
Gun kata films are even better desu
>>52395850
revolutions had too many sentinel bots and shitty CGI
I liked the part where Neo meets the architect in reloaded
>>52395912
1 had the best plot, 2 had better action like the highway scene but the story started to go down hill imo
>>52395841
>tfw watching Ip man 2
spectacular
that final fight with the British boxer was amazing.
>>52395947
I just liked all the action scenes, fug
The highway, mansion, samefag fight, brilliant
>>52395913
>Gun kata films
seen equilibrium?
>>52396030
Of courshe
had such an agonising pain shoot up my spine a few minutes ago i legitimately thought i was going to die
bit iffy on sleeping now dunno if i'll wake up
>>52396041
doesn't sound good
on that note, I'm going to sleep, good night
>>52396039
just had to ask since it was only a week ago you saw the matrix.
Made a board game called niggeropoly
Every square is go straight to jail
>>52396078
I watched the first Matrix, then Equilibrium a while later which made me want to watch Reloaded and Revolutions, too
>>52396080
If every square is go to jail then where's the jail?
>>52396080
pain is still there if i contort my back a certain way
going to have a last meal and make peace with my inner turmoil before submitting to fate and sleeping
>>52396078
>>52396105
What I mean is I watched the first Matrix a few months ago, but didn't catch on that le lulz man was Agent Smith until seeing the scene in Revolutions
>>52396105
>>52396134
oh.. still tho.
>>52396117
pls dont die anon
>>52396117
It might be a trapped nerve.
Get your mum to check up on you through the night.
If it is still bad in the morning maybe book a doctors appointment.
not sure what episode of DS9 i was on last
I hope you find somebody to love <3
>>52396209
post theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6HSlZBNwUQ
>>52396189
ds9 is pretty shite
>>52396253
YOU'RE SHIT
>>52396253
this
TNG
N
G
>>52396236
I was thinking this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W2bCN5ucEpw
>>52394660
I miss the times when North Korea was a rare flag.
>>52396275
post TNG DS9 is the best Star Trek period
>>52396308
>going outside of /brit/
>>52396282
Sorry I'm playing loud music now I can't interrupt the flow.
>>52396309
DS9 has it's strengths, I just prefer TNG
>black people
>>52396078
Who is this qt
>>52396359
yingluck shinawatra
(The previous PM of Thailand)
>>52396309
i agree that its decent after tng
>>52396359
She is the CEO of Reebok
Is this the Korean gf general?
>>52396369
What politics like in thailand?
More right or left wing?
>>52396400
compared to the west.. very far right.
>>52396369
Did you vote for her?
>>52396399
yes
post more plastic qts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dxpyUc66Y4
choon
>>52396419
No, but I would have I think.. although she was outsed for corruption, she's a qt
>>52396399
No kgfs here I'm afraid
>>52396429
Ok.
>>52396454
W-we can still make it, right?
>>52396488
I don't think I'm ever going to have a gf desu
Gonna become a hermit or a nomad or something
