Sophie will never sit on my face whilst wanking me off just die in my sleep already edition
cara
>anyone who enjoyed star wars is a tumblrina
john boyega is a good actor
cara
>>52392522
Good post
>>52392569
he has pretty good comic timing tbqh
kristen
>fuck J[ew]J[ew] abram that nigger loving kike ruined star wars by shoe horning his SJW diversity. sieg heil, brothers.
bjork
>>52392585
tits out for the boys, wahey.
>>52392522
THIS TBQHWYL
think im seeing star wars today lol lads lol
>>52392569
I did enjoy his character desu, he had a comic touch
>>52392475
>I spend my sundays being a white knight for oppressed minorities on the international duscission board of an anime website
>>52392569
Rasheed.
>>52392626
Jar jar kills kreia
getting this debacle sorted with
http://strawpoll.me/6314000
http://strawpoll.me/6314000
http://strawpoll.me/6314000
>>52392661
umm actually i got a date in 4 hours so um nice try sweetheart ... :) x
>>52392666
met about 5 non white people in my life tbf so i got nothing to be afraid of in terms of being openly racist
>>52392678
With who ur own mum? Lmfao
Get owned kid
>>52392666
If you vote for anything but the second from bottom option you're a spastic
>>52392699
nah with ur mum haha pwnt n00b
>>52392699
OHHH SHIT
They put the black man where the white man should've been thus appropriating and diluting white culture. Thanks Obongo.
Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren
>>52392577
This. I wouldn't say blacks in the UK are bro-tier but they're by and large pretty harmless. Just be thankful we don't live in the US where the legacy of slavery/segregation still lives on and people are conditioned from birth to see whites and blacks as different species. Democuck fawning and pandering to blacks and Republishit racism and hatred are really only two sides of the same coin.
>>52392717
>>52392699
Ahaha #classic
>>52392661
>I wasn't trying to make some point about modern britain and oppressed minorities
>I was trying to point out that caring about the race of a fucking Star Wars character is petty as fuck
>implying it isn't
>>52392717
Fuck i got #counterowned
>>52392665
i've seen the spoilers.
i literally do not care enough about it to even be bothered by the spoilers 2bh. i'm just going because it's something to do.
>>52392569
We all knew he would be better than the girl, who ranks a distant third of the three new leads.
That doesn't change the fact that he is an agenda based casting.
>>52392577
You are the reason your country is 75% white and falling lel. Enjoy being the last of your kind.
>>52392764
#tacticalPWNagekiddo
>>52392717
savage
>>52392772
who gives a fuck you autistic melt
>>52392716
This desu
t. cunt who originally started this painful, painful 'debate'
Roll a zoot or not?
>>52392625
How much did you cringe when you heard her attempt at a yank accent in the new X-men trailer?
>>52392666
/pol/tards BTFO
>>52392793
ironically hate niggers to be honest
I'm Indian and massively racist. I think the less brown people we have here the better tbqh, Muslims in particular
>>52392626
If you have seen A new hope then you have seen TFA.
>>52392838
rashorke
>>52392838
smdh
that's not racist
that's logical
>>52392823
>seeing black people
>here
where do you live where you see black people regularly enough to hate them?
>52392838
>I'm Indian
wew
>>52392741
I wasn't making any sort of point about British blacks being bro tier. I know some that are sound dudes, some that are utter cunts, just like people in general. But yeah, America's situation is fucked, antagonistic, and full of entitlement on one side and a mix of both prejudice and delusion of the other, it's weird as fuck
>>52392666
this kind of shows that the neonazi /pol/ vibes we get are either a massive gimmick to be edgy/get (You)s or the autistic spamming of a loud minority
glad to see /brit/ keeps the sensible centrist stance against all kinds of looneys
>>52392812
p hard lad, still would though
>>52392856
Honoured to be the first to have this title inferred upon me
>>52392812
It was bad senpai. Why anyone would want to use a generic American accent is beyond me.
>>52392865
abos are niggers, and i said ironically.
business idea: call germans GERM"men". 2 zingers for the price of 1! get them while they're hot!
>>52392838
most indians i know think that to be fair. Islam is the only aspect of immigration i'm still really struggling not to have a mild dislike for. Most pakistanis i meet seem like fairly decent people, but there's still this undercurrent of 'you're a fookin' infadel m8'
>>52392781
You do realise he is just baiting all of you with that tumblr stuff, right?
business idea: shut up
>>52392838
Are you from Gujarat?
>>52392912
abos aren't niggers you dumb cunt. that's what they want you to think, that's like saying those really dark indians are niggers.
>You are the reason your country is 75% white and falling lel. Enjoy being the last of your kind.
>>52392918
*cringes at ur post*
(unrelated photograph)
Business idea: no u shut up
>>52392791
Clearly you do otherwise you wouldn't have spent the better part of an hour typing about how much you want a fuck a black actor.
>>52392880
This. Seeing the majority of brits making the moderate, sensible choice is pretty refreshing and reassuring desu
>5'4" in height
>Penis is 2.5 inches (6.35 cms)
>Ugly
>Suffer from visible skin deformity
>Poor
Best suicide method lads?
>>52392947
Yes actually, I'm half Gujarati. What gave it away?
>>52392970
first post ive made in about an hour
ur either good at pretending or a genuine wrongun n i bet your willy is unimpressive
>>52392235
somewhat but I really love a nice cat
>>52392950
>black
>not nigger
pick one
>>52392935
the stuff he's saying isn't even that tumblr.
can you honestly imagine a tumblrina or redditor calling Islam extreme?
not being mad or upset at a black actor in a Hollywood blockbuster isn't a radically left wing view, it's not a communist white-hating SJW view, it's just the view of a majority of people who aren't utter race-obsessed spackers
>>52392976
>>Penis is 2.5 inches (6.35 cms)
Completely hard lad?
Find an old car and a garage.
>>52392935
>all that tumblr stuff
>Not refusing to watch a movie because a main character is black is tumblr-tier
Get a sense of perspective man, jesus.
>>52393005
do you wank to cat porn?
>>52392976
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qgR8QcHiNs
>>52392976
>penis is 2.5 inches
jesus lad, erect?
>>52392880
You're that one tumblrina that identifies himself as a communist that only ever turns up at dead O'clock to spout his bullshit.
I've lost weight, I cut my hair, I got ripped. I'm not hideous, nor am I Liam Hetsworth. But my fucking thing. It's so pathetic. 2 inches pressed, and my girth I can't fit a tape measure around. How fucking sad is that?
I just got embarrassed by a girl. I've known her for a long time; we were friends. We hung out, laughed, studied, the whole thing. Then all of a sudden, she wants to fuck me. I told her no, I kept telling her no, and she just whipped down my pants and boxers and saw some nib of flesh covered by foreskin. She looked like a fish for a bit and I pulled my pants up and drove home.
I texted her, asking what she was thinking. It's been two hours.
You know how psychologically demeaning it is to have a micro? How you know you will never, *everplease anyone with your penis? Not even yourself. What the hell are you supposed to do with it? I dream about having a bigger cock. I've had emissions just dreaming about whacking it as an endowed man. I've never gotten off physically. I've done hypnotical masturbation. I , a dude, need to get hypnotized to cum. Or dream about it.
I'm gonna die an old and alone virgin. No girl wants a fucking light switch cock. Don't lie, I'm never going to get into a pusy, even if I don't scare them away with my fucking macaroni noodle.
I'm drunk right now. and planning to stay like that for a while.Maybe I'll die or something. Oh well
was drunk a nd started talking to my mate about wanking methods
we both confirmed that we mainly work the top, and that girls have no idea how it's done.
>>52393038
Yes.
>>52393054
Yes.
>>52393026
This desu
2.5 inches is long enough (the average vaginal depth is 3 inches)
what's the girth of your lil fella?
>>52392990
Gujaratis are like Brits, they're the most wealthy, elitist, ultra-capitalist and are basically everywhere acing like crypto-Jews
They also are the sole reason India is growing strong now rather than being backwards and communist
>all these redditors ITT
Fuck
Off
>>52393004
You shitskins wish your dick could compete with my 3 inches.
>>52393080
why are YOU on that subreddit doe (;
>>52393123
i am white and i do not own a willy
>>52393051
>movie
Fuck off yank.
>>52393080
cruel
>52393080
g1l
>those new year's eve no gf feels
it's coming lads
>>52392847
yeah ive heard that from a few people 2bh
>>52393101
7.3 x 6 about
>>52393066
who?
my political stance is centre-right if you're worried you're being raided. voted UKIP in may. I just think that conservatism should more be about upholding traditional values, sensible foreign policy and a free market, and not being worried about Jewish Zionism trying to wipe out the white race or gays causing global warming
BUCKET OF CHIPS + A COKE
>>52393102
t. Sanjay
Modi ain't that great lad, there's a lot of factors and stakeholders at play in India's growth and current reform
>>52393159
>Tfw gf
It's been a long six years but I'm finally out.
Does anyone find it uncomfortable to masturbate because of your small size. Like for me I grab my penis and there isn't much room for me to stroke. Also with my below average girth, holding my thin penis for a long time makes my hand sore.
>>52393051
promoting the ethnic replacement of whites in England is
>>52393128
I browse it as a rubbernecker. From a psychological point of view it's fascinating and from a dramatic perspective it's riveting
>>52393053
I look at my own cat when I do it or I read erotica about the subject mostly
>>52393026
I love how dedicate you are to shitposting.
He was called out on being an agenda casting choice, you sperg out and attack everyone, get given proof straight from JJs mouth as well as the original casting choice and all of the concept art showing the white actor chosen before JJs agenda took hold and now you are dismissing that as being Nazi 88 white genocide stuff.
You are in every way a true blue shitposter.
>>52393101
About 4 inches.
>>52392990
Because he is Indian too
>>52393185
I'm not Indian but I love modi because I had a Maoist cunt of a professor who hated him for being a Hindu nationalist/capitalist
2016's the year boys - just you lot wait
>>52393211
i'd unironically let you bang my arsehole.
>>52393179
Seconding this. Voted Conservative, economically right, socially moderate, don't understand why the few shut ins on here think that anyone left of Enoch Powell is basically Owen Jones
Got an MRI scan tomorrow and I forgot to tell them I have a permeant retainer behind my teeth.
RIP
>>52393234
can't wait to cross more bridges in the new year
>>52393236
Thanks I guess.
>>52393234
> tfw unironically telling myself the same thing
>mate texts me looking to get together
>says he and another are at a third mate's house, who goes to school in the US and I didn't know if he was back yet
>go to said house
>nobody there
>first mate didn't answer my calls
reminder that 2016 is going to be a year
>>52393249
rip
why are you getting a head mri?
>>52393179
We have one hardcore self identified communist that always spouts tumblr shit and cries about racism and sexism who only ever posts around now when the majority of posters are asleep. I once watched him whine for three straight hours about racial inequality in Britain and how we need to check our privilege.
I would take ten Rileys over that spastic any day.
>>52393249
Shit I got a CT scan with a permanent retainer
>>52393267
would happily jump off/10
>>52393234
>tfw you used to actually believe this
wait til you hit 27 lads
all I want is a socially conservative, economically socialist, environmentalist party
Under a King with actual constitutional power
>>52393179
good straw man, you're either a cuckservative cheering on gay marriage or a neo-nazi from /pol/
not wanting white people to be ethnically replaced makes you some lunatic believing in some daft conspiracy theory
>>52393294
would happily save you
>>52393234
>Literally saying this every year
kill yourself
It's amazing that all the developed countries have just forgotten that they literally banned Modi from coming to their countries for a decade
>>52393269
*cheers you up*
*unzips your fly*
*pulls your throbbing willy out*
*sucks it*
n-no homo
>>52393192
How the fuck did we go from.
>i don't give a fuck if one of the 3 main star wars characters in black
to
>you're advocating white genocide
Do you have any sense of self-awareness?
>>52393229
meh, i still kind of think fuck Modi. Fuck that hindu hyper-nationalism as well, people who'd want you violently killed for having a beef burger
>>52393272
>mate
>mate
>mate
>tfw playing pool and I potted the black with a shot so good the guy who was waiting to play started clapping
Ive made it lads
>>52393335
If I said "friend" I'd just get a >fuck off yank
>>52393248
Thirding this. Voted for the "Westminister Ragtag Rascals", economically up, socially middle, don't understand why the few door closes on the chalkboard think that anyone a rung lower than ebaum kendall is basically oliver james.
>>52393202
why
>>52393317
*teleports back onto the bridge*
heh
not looking forward to meeting relatives at crimbo lads
>"what are you doing now anon?"
>"do you have a girlfriend?"
>"are you going to university?"
>"can you drive yet?"
>>52393272
its alri la we are still here
>>52393166
Go in with very low expectations.
It's good to see the old cast again, but even they don't talk or act like their characters.
Rey is a textbook definition of a Mary Sue too.
>>52393210
>>52393192
alright lads I'm gonna stop here since I'm getting the feeling it's actually you who's rusing me to get (You)s by pretending to be insane race-obsessed paranoids, or the even scarier prospect that you actually believe everything you're saying and I'm talking to unironically mentally ill people
if the former, good bantz
if the latter, seek help.
Goodnight
>>52393282
Checking the state of the cartilage around my jaw joint on one side to see if they should operate to stop it locking/popping all the time
Just had two guys on the street threaten to kill me...
I opened the window and leaned out to smoke my cheeky joint, someone dropped a wine bottle on the street, and these two guys thought I threw it down for some reason
>>52393363
your family sounds prole desu, most decently-mannered people would have the sense not to ask those sorts of questions
>>52393357
>"friend"
fuck off leaf
>>52393362
*arrests you for wasting rescue boat time*
>>52393363
>"can you drive yet?"
y-yeah actuallu i ca-
>"WHAT CAR?"
Punto
>>52393184
>No cheeky scallop
You might as well be American.
Where are the discussions about thailad?
>>52392603
That fucking guy
>>52393411
they're called potato cakes and i prefer deep fried dim sims
So how about that thailad guy
>>52393357
its "bud"
>>52393358
Any way, fuck it, i'm going to bed. Enjoy your miserable, bitter future stormfags, just try not to shot any white people when you do end up going mental, i'd quite like to keep my spleen.
>>52393102
>Gujaratis are like Brits, they're the most wealthy, elitist, ultra-capitalist and are basically everywhere acing like crypto-Jews
Sounds like my family haha
My dad came here as a dirt poor Indian immigrant in the 60s and is now an Oxford-educated QC millionaire
Looks like me and my siblings are destined for a similar path because of our privileged upbringing and natural genetic superiority
>>52393394
bants
fucking love thailad
he should be called toplad
>>52393363
>>52393407
glad I'm not the only late-driving lad.
>>52393397
>his family doesn't ask standard gathering questions
I envy you
>thailad
>>52393363
>tfw i have good, family friendly and impressive answers to all 4 of those questions :)
*kisses nova scotia*
>>52393363
>tfw my grandma asked me when she will be a great grandma
>tfw having to explain to your grandma that you are a loser
Kill me please.
>>52393363
might not go, i haven't seen my rellies for like 3 years... gonna be heaps awks if i go but i already told granny that i would :S
>thailad
>>52393443
>My dad
>Indian
>natural genetic superiority
Not sure what you mean by this lad.
where can i find a girl like this in britain?
>>52393365
tbqh i have pretty low expecations and interest in star wars as is
as long as it isn't full on retarded stupid shit i'll come out feeling similar to how i go in
>>52393397
tbqh i'm just glad that my gym owning uncle isn't coming this year, he always makes fun of my skinny arms and tells me to get to the gym or else i'll grow a vagina
>>52393500
hopefully in a grave. disgusting.
>>52393474
wew
where can I learn to not post shitty gimmicks in britain?
Why does it matter if white people die out? It's not like anyone's being forced to race mix
At least 1 (one) "person" currently ITT will probably be dead this time next year tb/h
Whether by suicide or...
just saw star wars haha
>>52393443
what course are you doing at uni?
>>52393444
I think I could have taken them tbf
>>52393500
in a mortuary
>>52393371
I knew you would stop shitposting eventually.
>>52393363
>tfw good answers to all of them except the gf, which i crack a joke and say something about how i'm looking to enjoy life a little more
i'll drop hints that i'm a lover of slags 2bh
canada send gf's down under
>>52393541
fuck off nerd
>>52393540
someone put lisicki on this
>>52393371
last time I was in England I thought I was in another continent because of how many non whites there was (Manchester), enjoy your diversity I guess
>>52393542
English at Cambridge
>>52393540
Is tb dead yet? ;_;
>>52393540
it won't be me
>>52393540
Probably me tbqh.
>>52393573
sent ;)
>>52393582
you do it you lazy fat cunt
>>52393603
Not as long as 30fps is still a thing.
>>52393635
I don't know how to use photoshop
>>52393595
>lives in england
>speaks the english language
>unironically wastes a once in a lifetime opportunity at a great university studying """English"""
bottom jej
>>52393653
you can do it in paintDOTnet in like 10 seconds
>i hereby sentence you to autism in the first degree.
>>52393324
Because they realize they also like money
>>52393669
I'm also on mobile
Seeing attractive women makes me angry.
is anyone here not going to a family gathering on christmas day?
>>52393686
Terrible image
Terrible post
Terrible
>>52393714
good excuses you fat cunt
never reply to me again
>>52393717
i'm not, they're coming here.
>>52393714
>>52393715
>48:42
>48:41
>>52393678
For fucks sake, you said you were going to stop shitposting.
Stop posting that ugly cunt.
>>52393717
Me lad
Gonna get drunk and watch anime all day.
>>52393723
Terrible flag
Terrible potential flag
Terrible
hahahahaha
*cries*
>>52393667
Most of the people in positions of real power and influence in the UK today read humanities at Oxbridge
Anyway, if you think fiction is worthless then you're a fucking moron. It literally shapes the way we think and act
This girl on Omegle just blew me kisses for two minutes until I disconnected.
>>52393717
Zhang
>>52393766
this
>>52393752
>implying chronic shitposters can go cold turkey
>>52393801
B L A C K E D
*kisses somerset*
>>52393792
FUCK OFF
>>52393792
The most depressing thing about my life is that if this happened to me i would get a stiffy
>>52393752
Calm down m8
>Anyway, if you think fiction is worthless then you're a fucking moron. It literally shapes the way we think and act
Hello is Rasheed here?
Why is everyone on amazon customer support Indian
And why have they scheduled for someone to pick up a item that was lost in delivery from me?
really like that meme where we all pretend to be kissless virgins
>>52393824
w-why
>>52393826
This.
>>52393801
Which reminds me I need to watch the keyons again.
druglads
my mates want me to do acid
is there a high chance of a bad experience if you're unhappy in general
>>52393849
>meme
*rejects bucks kiss because she said some mean things about me*
:(
>>52393715
Same 2bh.
>>52393874
everything i've heard from people is that you never drop acid if you're stressed or unhappy.
>>52393803
jesus christ
>>52393874
You will be fine lad. Bad trips are a meme im pretty sure.
>>52393874
>any chance
Are you kidding? My friend overdosed on acid and ever since he has thought he is a tomato.
*its a hologram*
>>52393919
its 4am
>>52393874
50/50 lad.
MUH MOOD IS MUH TRIP is "rubbish".
Just heard back from the lad who texted me, apparently they were just incredibly high and had all the lights off hahaha
>>52393801
>>52393766
kk, i thought i was the only one. ;o
this makes me feel good :)
>2016
>Being white
>>52393932
CORPORATE
>wake up
>smell this
what do
>>52393828
Ugly cunts, both of them.
>she texted me
FUCKING TOLD YOU LADS
>>52393783
>this is what people who study english at uni tell themselves
medium lel
>>52393678
>>52393828
I thought this was fucking natalie portman
>>52393982
>any year
>being a shitskin
wwwwwwwwwwwww
>>52394003
>>52393828
one on the left looks like she carries a couple of kraft cheese slices up her cunt at all times just in case
Morning lads
>>52394003
Rasheed
>yfw realizing there are black people ITT
>Tfw you are a glass of water
>>52394084
chin up
>>52394084
*takes a sip*
mmm...delicious
>>52393953
lol
>>52393874
it really depends
I've never had a bad trip but some of my friends who did it with me thought they were going to die
it depends on your mental strength and whether you're an atheistic rational being
>>52394084
chin wet
>>52394084
Half full or half empty?
>>52394066
fucking beaut of a backyard tBh
>>52394066
Checking in
>>52393918
>>52393922
>>52393958
cheers lads, might hold off on it anyway and do it during the initial excited "sorting my life out" phase of 2016
>>52394061
>those tiny tiny tits
