>escape religious oppression
>end up religiously oppressed
we are secular, Swede
sorry people say mean things, but we don't oppress people.
>>52391329
We are?
>all of the US is the South
>Sweden talking bout oppression
Oy vey
>visiting USA
>step out the airport
>bumped around violently by landwhale tummies
>get bumped to the ground, feel knife at my throat
>"give me all your money, bitch!!"
>terrified I hand over my wallet and passport
>"HAHA IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO LOOK THERES THE CAMERA"
>they walk off with my wallet and passport
>hear gunshots
>people running, landwhales driving away in their fat scooters
>pass out from shock
>wake up in hospital unscathed
>medical bill is $7 million dollars
>>52391329
سوداء كبيرة القضيب
السويد نعم!
>>52391367
It is a Protestant "secularism", because the million factions of Protestants had to call a cease fire.
>>52391329
>Be American
>Get wished a merry christmas
>Liberals call this oppression
>USA
>Literally becomes everything it fought against, but 100 times worse
JUST
>>52391329
The puritans didn't ask people to follow them over here so tough shit.