We will then become the 51 state of USA, that is the plan. What do americans think about that? Is it ok with them?
canada is first in line
>>52389059
Canada don't have fjords
>>52388959
>Economic harassment to Russia and Saudi Arabia.
>>52389131
Yes we do you pussy
>>52388959
No thanks, you suck at hockey.
>>52388959
as long as you guys dont vote on the president i will be fine with that
>>52388959
I hope korea will be 51 states of US
>>52388959
Only if you deport all mudslimes first. We do not want to be a part of your Islamic future.
>>52390116
Also no thanks, you're slant-eyed manlets and you smell kinda funny.
>>52388959
If the oil runs out, the Dollar loses its foundation, so I'm not sure you wanna be American
>>52390136
hello
>>52390111
muh zucarello desu
>>52388959
umh? why?
since canada and venezuela has far more oil (even mexico) than norway
>>52390114
What's wrong with Hillary?
>>52390285
Norway confirmed irrelevant
>>52390345
they are like what? 6 million people?
>>52388959
No Canada is in line ahead of you and the amount of gerrymandering to make you not vote 100% Demo would be insane and take too long.
>>52390364
not yet but soon
>>52390364
>tfw mexico consists of more headless people than your entire population
>>52390419
you guys could use some mexicans to increase you birth rate.
if you know what i mean...
>>52390152
Oh I see. Can u explain about our smells?
When we smell americans it's kinda a repulsive sweet smell.
What do you think about our smell?
>>52390486
>mfw almost 100k people has been killed and 50k dissapeared in the last 6 years
R-rude..
>>52390549
I know anon, not nearly enough.
>>52390497
Nice chicks. Are they mexicans? Wish we had chicks like that here
>>52390518
You smell like grease and cabbage.
mexico
>>52390645
Lol, How can I remove that smells?
Sounds good to me
>>52390497
>still no latino gf
>>52390853
lmao you want a shemale gf?
>>52390136
Came here to post this
>>52390911
I'll take whatever I can get to be honest my family
>>52388959
In what? 50 years?
>>52390911
Me I don't want shemale. ButI like them with curves and ass a littlebit big. Where find? Mexico?
>>52390780
You can't, even adopted Koreans smell like it. Must be in your genetics.
>>52391011
Go to US, and go to the Wall-Mart.
You can meet lots of girls who have big ass
>>52391105
No not american big ass for christ sake
>>52391011
>>52391167
mexicans girls is far fatter than US
and much uglier too. sad
>>52391167
Oh you want girls who like this? South American?
>>52391205
You must be very ugly then. Christ have mercy on you
>>52391268
i am ugly.
average for mexico however so its ok
>>52391205
Mexican girls are intersted in Asian chink?
>>52388959
>that is the plan
Actually this make a lot of sense if you think about it
>Nearly 100% can speak English
>Didn't join the European Union
>Rampant consumers of American media
Could it really be their actual plan...?
>>52391342
no, only gringos
>>52391068
Haha maybe. Hey bro,Are you white? How's the smell of niggers, Sand niggers and hispanic and the other asians?
>>52391390
Oh only the American. That's intersting.
What about the other south american? They must be don't like us right?
>>52391348
That's bullshit but I believe it
>>52391252
Now we're talking
>>52391476
I'm technically part of that population.
>inb4 triggered muh heritage fags
>>52391497
Yes, but why you don't like beautiful european girls? I think they are more beautiful. Aren't they?
>>52391457
some
>>52391400
I am white.
>black people
They smell like marshmallows and BO
>sand nigs
Cool Water or Armani cologne and intense BO
>mexicans
Smell like tacos desu.
>>52391476
Those 465 000 who are living in Brazil are former sailors who didn't want to return to Norway because they got culturally enriched by brazilian ass.
im having peanut butter and jam for supper lads, can we please into america?
>>52391763
>skdoad.jpg
kek
>>52391763
Is that Ketchup...?
>>52391862
no its hallon jam(?), but im too drunk to spread it out properly
>>52391862
Better question: Is that bread?
>>52391979
>t. im buying kneipp from kiwi
>>52391763
Have you ever seen a sandwich
Ni kan bli en del av det Svensk-Islamiska kalifatet!
>please annex us so that we aren't fucked when cheap oil bankrupts us
>>52391912
Oh, raspberries. Well, at least you're not as bad as those who use strawberry jam for their peanut butter and jellies.
>>52391979
I was wondering that too but the ketchup question stood out even more.
>>52392048
But Norway has high taxes so that the government can save all the money for when it runs out... right? That was the plan right?
>>52388959
I would assume Norway would be a strong supporter of state's rights since it's so far removed from the rest of the country geographically, politically, and socially.
I would be very in favor of it. However, I don't see that every happening.
>>52392103
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_wealth_fund
yes, you would be whiter and richer, and we would be relevant. it's a nobrainer tbqh
>>52390116
>I hope korea will be 51 states of US
But you already are the 51st state Jin Jong Kim
You have lots of koreans in the US already, might as well just come here too
the official waitlist is Puerto Rico -> Philippines -> Canada -> Mexico -> Japan -> South Korea, applications start after those
>>52388959
>We will then become the 51 state of USA, that is the plan. What do americans think about that? Is it ok with them?
We have enough lazy people who want the government to be their babysitter and we also have lots of oil here already
>>52392216
>good goy, you can trust us snowjews, have some free petrodollars with 200% interest!
>>52392305
whats the deal with puerto rico?
we basically already treat them like a state and I think they can vote in some of our elections and can join our military without a green card.
>>52392388
They are tied with Dominicans as the worst spics in the US. They should nuke that fucking island or give that piece of shit back to Spain
>>52391763
Only if you turn that into a Fool's Gold Sandwich.
>>52392434
As someone who lives in the Bronx, this, THIS so much
>>52388959
I think you're making a terrible mistake.
>>52392305
What about Jamaica? Shouldn't they be before a former colony like the Philippines?
>>52389059
*Alberta
The rest is absolutely worthless
>>52392546
lol wut, jamaica's commonwealth
>>52392596
Wait, aren't they like Puerto Rico? Like, they ain't called colonies no more, territories? Well anyway, ain't they the same thing?
>>52392698
Jamaica is a former colony of the UK, are you retarded?
>>52393131
But Americans go on vacation there! I always thought it was just another one of our non-states.
>>52392584
t. Alberta Barbosa
Yeah, we're going to freedom the fuck out of you.
>>52395235
>this is how americans actually see themselves
>>52395313
Stay salty bitch nigga.
>>52392305
Put Lithuania in there somewhere.
>>52392305
You forgot Poland
>>52395313
I notice it a lot on reddit. It happens on /int/ also, but it isn't as common.
Sure, start a petition.
>>52390285
No way, Russia must have more than that comprising of nearly 31000Miles squared
It's best for Norwegians if they remain an sovereign country. However, they'd be wise to sell us their northern coast once the oil runs out. It will increase tension in the Arctic if the US and Russia have overlapping claims. This won't really help anybody, but it will be interesting to watch.
>>52390598
>>52390853
Do you have latin people in Norway? Those blonde chicks look scandanavian bruh.
>>52390285
if norway can be that rich yet be in 21st place, all those other countries above them must be mentally retarded to still be shitholes
>>52393199
>american education
>>52395721
I like how everyone has legitimate claims under international waters treaty, and then there's Russia with a some ridiculous claim all the way to the North Pole
>>52395313
alot of americans act hyper nationalistic here just to piss people off
its rather effective
also that webm wasn't serious it was over the top to be comedic.
>>52396101
>its rather effective
Just say "it works pretty well". It makes you look like less of an ass-hat.
>>52395931
True and they are.
>>52396101
This, although a good chunk of us actually are nationalistic but exaggerate it to make euros butthurt because nationalism is pretty much illegal in their countries.
>>52396397
I don't even know what I did but it seems to piss you off so I must be doing something right
>>52396640
Pretty much this
>>52392584
>>52393347
>ALBERTA BARBOSA
>LITERALLY CAN NOT
>>52395313
But Nigel, you really will be Muslim, are a wellfare state and would get fuck in the ass in a war
>>52392584
they're ranked 3rd in GDP by province ya goof
Toronto alone is a bigger deal in terms of GDP than all of Alberta.
>>52396701
First of all, fuck head, I'm an American and you saying "rather" like you're in some British drama looks bad on my country. So knock that shit off. Don't try to talk fancy and get some fucking reading comprehension.
>>52396950
post new pics with jap cuties
>>52395789
There are some https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6gVYK3xisM
>>52396950
You sound rather up yourself
>>52390853
Latina*
>>52396950
wasn't really trying to sound or british and didn't even know 'rather' was british lexicon
I think you might be a little autistic though
>>52391763
that bread looks like meatloaf tbqh m8
>>52392584
newfoundland and saskatchewan together produce more oil than alberta.
>>52396950
No wonder you left here to go to Japan. Fucking idiot.
>>52396928
>Toronto alone is a bigger deal in terms of GDP than all of Alberta
It's a popular Toronto meme, but it isn't actually true.
Alberta GDP = 375 billion
Greater Toronto Area GDP = 323 billion
Alberta population = 4.21 million
GTA population = 6.05 million
Toronto primarily generates financial capital from money markets, along with whatever remains of the corpse of it's manufacturing sector.
Alberta's capital is resource based - Petrochemicals, mining, forestry, tourism.
Industry and finance can be moved wherever, resources can't. Taking Alberta would be a far better deal than Toronto. Saskatchewan, BC and the territories would be great catches too.
Unfortunately the Canadian Shield areas are fairly resource poor by comparison, although Quebec hydro is pretty attractive.
Sauce:
http://www.greatertoronto.org/why-greater-toronto/top-ten-reasons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_provinces_and_territories_by_gross_domestic_product
http://www.finance.alberta.ca/aboutalberta/at-a-glance/current-economy-indicators-at-a-glance.pdf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_GDP
>>52397876
Dallas/Fort Worth: 420B (ayy)
How can this be?
>>52390306
We all know you'd be voting for sanders.
>>52396950
Go get the needle gun and chip some paint off the deck fucking cherry ass boot
