There are a lot of banter threads between britain and france, but how comes there are never german/french banter threads on /int/?
>>52388616
Because we don't share enough things except 1870 1914 and 1939, we're bantering with the brits since both of us exist
It happens, although rarely
t. oldfag
also
>666x406
Because we are not enough butthurt about it.
Because we'd surrender in an instant, desu
>>52388727
>>52388727
This bullshit myth about french military being worthless/quick to surrender has been so thoroughly memed by americans even the french themselves are parroting it
>>52388825
If we don't want other to laugh about it, we have to laugh about it ourselves t b h
>>52388727
tbf, surrendering to nazi was a pretty smart move.
this way, your country got out of ww2 relativly unharmed
I have no reason to quarrel with true Frenchmen.
They have always been a source of enlightenment and progress to europe. Also they have suffered and sacrificed unlike the cowardly british sitting on their isle.
>>52388616
because we the same people unlike those filthy brits
>>52388651
how is this event taught in french schools?
>>52388944
A humiliation that led to WW1
>>52389009
That's basically what I learned in school as well
Didn't Bismarck himself later on say that the whole Versailles thing was a bad idea
>>52388825
>when I insult the others because they make fun of my country, I'm a butthurt fag
>when I make fun of my own country, I'm a cunt who knows nothing about his OWN country
>>52388616
Because they're completely in love with eachother alright?
>>52388922
I would disagree.
Germans are Germanic, while French are a mixture of Germanic, Gallic and Roman
>>52389095
>too Germanic/Celtic for the "latins"
>too latin for the "Germanics"
>>52389136
Too good for the world
>>52389136
You're Frankish enough for me Pierre
>>52389165
2nd Frankish Empire, when !?
>>52389136
dont worry germans bully thenself for not being gemanic aswell, its basicly a regional thing
WHICH ACUALLY IS CAUSED BY THE FUCKING FRENCH FOR NOT FOR NOT FORMING GLORIOUS GERMANIA
seriously france is the cause of everthing bad in the world
>>52389222
I can only dream
Really have to invest some time into learning French again
>>52389330
nique ton sale rce dencule
>>52389222
BRETONS INDEPENDANTS
>>52389287
We know, we know...
>>52389222
>brittany freeish
noice
>france
>germany
>banter
lol
>>52389359
FILS DE PUTE :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>52389330
No, anglo cunts are right, France is not so useful (plus for some people, it sounds gay...)
>>52389434
>britain
>not a banter itself
jej
>>52389417
>>52389372
Errr, those leftards can fuck off
>>52389435
>Brit using VPN detected
>>52389359
brudi pls
>>52389435
Don't let yourself get ridiculed by the eternal anglo like that
>>52389483
J'ai peur qu'on n'aime pas assez ma glorieuse langue
>>52389435
sadly i only remeber swers (bad, incorrectly)
atleast i can read french text somewhat ,, if they speak its a puzzle tho, its way too fast for me to gasp the meaning
UK is strong and the French are jealous, therefore there is banter
Germany is not strong so the French don't care as much, there not much banter
t. knower
>>52389517
You're perfect just the way you are
>>52389556
>UK is strong
>French are jealous
>>52389469
brittanny should unite with cornwall desu
>>52389556
>UK is strong and the French are jealous
>tfw I'm actually falling for the bait
>>52389616
im all for this
t. cornishman
>>52389640
>>52389616
They'd had to learn french tho, cuz we can't into english
>>52389616
Yep, Brittany, Corwall, Wales and maybe Ireland
>>52389665
settle halfway - we all learn cornish
>>52389665
We don't want to can into*
>>52389673
sounds awful, I don't want to have a balkan tier economy
t. welshman
>>52389697
Well if we all have to learn a new language, let's all speak ancient brythonic so at least we'll be badass.
Deal ?
>>52389610
>>52389637
S T R O N G
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french people refuse to learn english due to historic butthurt
>>52389728
The fuck is Paris doing in Rennes
>>52389728
bc London is cheaper
>>52389136
MONGREL
>>52389741
whats english peoples exuss to learn?
>>52389713
you already do friend
cornwall and wales are the poorest places in western europe
>>52389741
and there he goes again, accusing everyone but himself of butthurt, because he's the only person being funny and likeable
>>52389728
lol, look at all those lads going to bangkok for the ladyboys
>>52389775
>bc London is cheaper
*STRONGER
>>52389779
we don't have to
>>52389728
But...muh Paris...! :^(
>>52389713
Well, I don't really know
>>52389741
Hey, at least English has never been an official language, here
>>52389726
this satisfies my autism
deal
>>52389769
When Prague is in the middle of Lower Saxony, Paris must be more westward
>>52389788
we're richer than South Italy and Alberto Barbosa
>>52389697
breton and cornish are mutually intelligible
thats why they should unite
>>52389814
thats what a gypsie would say
>thread about germans and french
>UK sticks its piggy nose to bait france once again
everytime
>>52389871
>USA posts anything at all
>>52389848
they're both shit compared to Welsh
>>52389871
they're a plague
>>52389779
In the 19th century every English person who was wealthy enough to be educated by a governess, could speak and understand a good amount of French. Nobody bothered with German because it was ugly, irrelevant, and spoken by a peripheral country.
>>52389136
>implying it's not you who doesn't want to be seen with latin countries
>>52389903
wales is pretty irrelevent tb h
give me some examples so i know what it sounds like
>>52389933
Go back to /brit/ and talk about anime you utmost educated gentleman
>>52389871
The Eternal Anglo.
>>52389903
>we different !!! we're a celtic version of Englishmen !!! but we're different, don't forget it !!!
>>52389979
Breton and Cornish are literally dead
>>52390000
The eternal quads are always right
>>52389968
Who wants to be associated with them, btw ?
>>52390015
Breton isn't, it still has 250 000 speakers.
>>52390000
you're just mad because your ancestors got cucked by welsh longbows
>tfw stronkest country in Europe
>>52390089
Yea, then we cucked them with our superior artillery
>>52389968
latin countries are mostly uncultured, unlike us
>Thread about Germans and Frenchs,
>Lonely Brits come because they feel left aside
>>52390061
romania
LMAO
>>52390156
Why do they feel the need to stir up shit everywhere they go?
Do they really need to be at the center of everything to validate their existence?
>>52389728
>London in Southampton
>Paris in Rennes
>Prague in Hanover
>Vienna in Prague
>Kuala Lumpur in Aceh
>Seoul in fucking North Korea
>Hong Kong west of Hainan
>Taipei on the fucking mainland
>no Zealand
>yet they make fucking sure that LA and NY is in the exact place they're supposed to be
Also what the fuck happened with Ecuador?
>>52390109
you can stop being a wanker now
>>52390156
Britain is yandere : the country, m8
>>52388616
Principalities can't into country banter.
>>52390188
*snap!*
>>52390123
>refuse to help Owain Glyndwr in Welshf wars of independence
>a year later your nobility all gets shot by Welsh archers
>UK then goes on to cuck France in history for eternity
its like poetry
>>52388651
>Because we don't share enough things
How about Alsace? :)
>>52390156
story of their life
its only annoying because they still still thing they are entitled to special rights till now
>>52390220
>for eternity
lmao
We always bantered Celts, btw
>>52390220
friendly reminder england flooded a welsh valley, evicting the inhabitants out of their homes to give liverpool a water supply
hilarious stuff
>>52390227
Forgive him. He don't know his own history.
>>52390278
We are entitled to special rights m8
>>52390342
>don't
m8, pls
>>52390358
>>52390391
>>52390278
we'll get special rights or leave the EU
i dont think it'll be the latter, but i can hope
>>52390331
Yep, your French lords were sneaky bastards
>>52390411
>>52390331
and now English people are getting evicted out of their homes for pakis
>>52390440
Please take some refugees :33333333333333333333333333333333
>>52390440
nope :) theres plans to dump them all in the welsh valleys
have fun :^)
>>52390416
the uk (usa's lapdog) is a burden to europe
if it werent for idololical reasions or public opinion they whould have been thrown out years ago
>>52390531
I thought the inhabitants of the Valleys had all died out due to inbreeding and poor-people crimes
>>52390559
us being usa's lapdog is a stupid meme, we only do things if its in our interest, and it turns out us and america share a lot of the same interests
>>52390531
it won't happen, we're too cold and racist, and our economy is Poland tier, if you dump them here they'll all just move to England like they last time they tried to ship immigrants here
>>52388616
The relationship between Germany and France isn't the same I guess.
Also /int/ used to be on Germany's dick something fierce, so a german/french banter thread back in the day would really be a german+anglos+the global collective prussia, nazi and germanboos/france banter thread, which as you can imagine was a fairly one-sided affair.
The American majority really swung things in your favour.
Frankish Empire 2.0 when?
>>52390662
France vs the whole World ?
Nothing new.
Because bants is for friends
We can only pretend but I really don't see any tangible franco-german friendship
>>52390662
>Frankish Empire 2.0 when?
Would you join it ?
>>52390662
>Also /int/ used to be on Germany's dick something fierce
/int/ is a fickle mistress. Before and just after Crimea, /int/ used to be REALLY pro-Russia. It was Russia stronk this, Putin is le savour that. Every day
Then after Russia's economy tanked, /int/ became very anti-Russia.
>>52390603
we have the best birthrate in the UK after Northern Ireland actually, while in England the only births are from Muslim women (or Muslims raping English women)
>>52390788
i can believe that because welsh girls are total fucking slags
>>52390788
>we have the best birthrate in the UK
Do you have a large family?
>>52390662
><verb> + something fierce
that's closer to french idioms than any I've ever seen in english, bilbo faggins, is it kiwi specific ?
>>52390625
>our interest
you mean the people controling wall str and the city of london?
>>52390850
> is it kiwi specific ?
Nope
>>52390819
no, but I have gotten a few valley girls pregnant so I have done my part
>>52390814
tis true
>>52390768
>would you join it
fuck yeah cunt
i have the """"heritage"""" for it too
>>52390850
i've always thought 'something fierce' was a fairly english thing to say, or from the uk in general
but then it shouldn't be surprising that it turns out be to closely related to french idioms
>>52390948
Good lad
Remember, the aim is to overtake Germany. We can do it if we try hard enough. I know I believe in you.
i love nigger and i love chinesee but i would crack every german's neck
>>52391035
You'll need to accept a lot more pakis to catch up to them.
>>52391064
>poland has entered the thread
>>52390662
germans dont have much hate for france, our natural enemies are russia and (were) austria-hungary
we have some bad names for them like "erbfeind", something like eternal enemy, but it lost its mean long time ago and isnt relevant anymore
idk about france but we have no bad blood agianst them, it was mostly competition
>>52391086
I'd almost prefer them to Aussies, but we get a lot more of you. Why do you all seem to work in London pubs? Annoying cunts.
>>52391141
>Lithuania
>not Latvia
wtf
>>52391132
how does it feel when average german looks like homo hipster?
>>52388944
What is depicted in your image Senpai
>>52391141
we're being colonised by chinks and slavs aren't we
>>52391362
Yeah but most of the ching chongs are students, they subsidise our higher education, and slav girls can be pretty cute
Life is ok
>>52391362
dont get interested about that becouse you get cat's face
>>52391448
Poland are you feeling ok? Too much to drink perhaps?
>>52391435
isn't is really expensive for chinks to study here? Why do they waste the money?
>>52391522
>isn't is really expensive for chinks to study here?
Yes
>Why do they waste the money?
We have effective propaganda about British education being good
>>52391520
how does if feel to live in united kingdom?
>>52391596
its ok
>>52391596
Feels nice, to be honest
>>52388616
Because germany really is trying to destroy europe again and it is not funny at all.
>>52391636
>>52391629
is there a lot of niggers?
I have never seen nigger in real life.
>>52390172
Kek
By the way, how long are we gonna let the romanians think they're europeans? This meme has gone too far.
>>52391687
depends which area, they are about 3% of our population
>>52391249
its the current trend and girls like it
you can be an edgy neckbeard and miss out and be "invidual" but thats doesnt really conserne me
>>52391700
romanian =/= gipsy
>>52391687
>is there a lot of niggers?
3% of the population. Mostly concentrated in a few areas like South London
I don't know why you'd make a big deal about it, there's nothing different about black people except skin colour
>>52391700
they are more european than anglos
>>52391872
>have you ever lurked /fit/ [...] girls are attracted to
D R O P P E D
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>>52392037
this is proven
>>52391872
yeah because if i want an informed opinion on what women find attractive, i'll ask /fit/
>>52392080
fuck this
i deleted my post
>>52392073
>>52392131
seriously do your thing amd be confident about it, thats attractive as well
or choose the easy way and follow current trends
i dont jugde
>>52392131
Girls are attracted to men that behave and somehow look like their fathers, and make them feel as safe as their fathers
protip : don't date grills with shitty dads
>>52391295
Caesar willy 1 being crowned Emperor of Germany
>>52392362
I think this is the best answer I've ever seen on 4chan
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