HHHNNNGGG WHY IS NEW ZEALAND SO ADORABLE
earth quakes
put another shrimp on the barbie you stupid new zealanders
>>52381498
That's more Australia
Shrimp is already expensive here
>tfw a BSA notices your country
>>52381328
>tfw pop a boner every time we get referenced in any media.
>>52381328
Because you have a romaticised view of it, being an island so far away and that you know relatively little about. In reality, New Zealand is as bad as the rest of us.
Which island is the most like Middle Earth?
>>52384261
Central otago is like rohan
Auckland is like mordor
>>52384261
south
>>52381328
Its like a kawaii upside down nippon :3 SUGOIIIIIIIII
>tfw I applied for a work visa to NZ but was denied
may aswell get the rope out lads
>>52384322
So what does that make the North island? Subtropical?
>>52384261
central north island is mordor
>>52384377
It's pretty humid in the north around now
>Gore
W-whats going on there
fuck new zealand, they wouldn't even let america park its ships in their waters. anglosphere a shit
>>52384431
Binge drinking, depression and possible inbreeding
Tell me about the happenings of Fjordland
>>52381328
All I want for Christmas is a pet kiwi
>>52384519
I saw one a few days ago at the zoo.
What are Maoris like? Are they civilized or dindu tier? Do they get their own reservations? Are there areas where they're all you'll see?
>>52384570
Can you steal one for me? Please? I really really want one.
>>52384626
I would be put in jail
>>52384597
Civilised, no they're part of normal society, no, but there are parts where they make up a significant part of the population, the Waikato for example
>>52384519
Would burn
>>52386516
YOU CAN'T FUCKING BURN A KIWI THEY'RE ENDANGERED AND A NATIONAL ICON
THEY ARE VERY CUTE AS WELL FUCK YOU FROG 2011 RWC FINALS BEST DAY OF MY LIFE