HHHNNNGGG WHY IS NEW ZEALAND SO ADORABLE
earth quakes
put another shrimp on the barbie you stupid new zealanders
>>52381498
That's more Australia
Shrimp is already expensive here
>tfw a BSA notices your country
>>52381328
>tfw pop a boner every time we get referenced in any media.
>>52381328
Because you have a romaticised view of it, being an island so far away and that you know relatively little about. In reality, New Zealand is as bad as the rest of us.
>>52383684
>us
Which island is the most like Middle Earth?
>>52384261
Central otago is like rohan
Auckland is like mordor
>>52384261
south
>>52381328
Its like a kawaii upside down nippon :3 SUGOIIIIIIIII
>tfw I applied for a work visa to NZ but was denied
may aswell get the rope out lads
>>52384322
So what does that make the North island? Subtropical?
>>52384261
central north island is mordor
>>52384377
It's pretty humid in the north around now
>Gore
W-whats going on there
fuck new zealand, they wouldn't even let america park its ships in their waters. anglosphere a shit
>>52384431
Binge drinking, depression and possible inbreeding
Tell me about the happenings of Fjordland
>>52381328
All I want for Christmas is a pet kiwi
>>52384519
I saw one a few days ago at the zoo.
What are Maoris like? Are they civilized or dindu tier? Do they get their own reservations? Are there areas where they're all you'll see?
>>52384570
Can you steal one for me? Please? I really really want one.
>>52384626
I would be put in jail
>>52384597
Civilised, no they're part of normal society, no, but there are parts where they make up a significant part of the population, the Waikato for example
>>52384519
Would burn
>>52386516
YOU CAN'T FUCKING BURN A KIWI THEY'RE ENDANGERED AND A NATIONAL ICON
THEY ARE VERY CUTE AS WELL FUCK YOU FROG 2011 RWC FINALS BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
