>Me: "Hey howzit gu'un, so gladt to meetchu"
>European: Me too, it's so nice here in America. I'm very happy.
>Me: Thatchscool, so whater yer plens?
>European: Sorry, I'm having a bit trouble understanding you because my English isn't very good. I'm really sorry, I'm so bad at English
>Me: Yea chalright, I'll try t'speak abeht clearer, so uh... how long you planning to stay?
>European: ....
Why do Europeans speak better English than me? I'm a native speaker it should be the other way around
>>52380979
Where are you from?
>>52381066
America
He's touched in the head lads!
>>52380979
>Why do Europeans speak better English than me?
We hate our own countries, it's our way to emulate freedom.
>>52382227
t. Ahmed bin-Laden
literally what
>>52380979
ITS WHAT YOU GET FOR FALLING ASLEEP IN ENGLISH
>>52380979
What about slavs? 95% of us can't into English.
>>52382592
No, you're right, Slavs speak bad English
>>52380979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yaj5inANJB
>>52380979
>European: Me too, it's so nice here in America. I'm very happy.
lol
>>52382790
Even worse than Americans?
>>52383042
>tfw had a Ukrainian gf once and now every other girl looks like trash
