>hearing foreigners speak English in an American dialect
God punish England
>>52378108
>Bonglel English
>>52378108
It's honestly the most retarded sound on Earth.
OH FIDDLESTICKS
MATE PLEASE WAIT
YOU MEAN
OH SEARING FLAMES
YOU MEAN
WE
WERE
RELEVANT?
JOLLY GOOD
YOU MEAN
WE
WERE
RELEVANTZ?
help my dad is in my room and he keeps trying to get me to eat pickled onions
>>52378108
>>52378239
American is so much easier
>swedish girl at uni asked if we celebrated thanksgiving in the uk
Honestly I think most of that is just what foreign accents sound like speaking English.
America is just a bastard nation of mongrel people who all speak wih foreign accents.
>>52378108
>hearing disgusting foreigners speaking any of their own language
>>52378332
You don't?
>>52378333
nice trips you loon
>>52378332
You probably do by now.
>Americans with quintessentially English names like "Charles"
>Ameribrowns
Joully gooud i louve spelliung thiungs liuke thius chap.
>>52378396
>Americans with quintessentially English names like Mohammed al-Shafir
>>52378520
I literally cringed.
>>52378543
>>52378543
>>52378273
>OH FIDDLESTICKS
Come along Penfold.
>>52378108
It wouldn't be so bad if American media used a nice southern accent in their films instead of that whiney nasal shit
>>52378543
keked
>>52378656
American accents are nasally in general.
>>52378108
to me there seems to be 2 Brit accents
one makes men sound smart
the other makes them sound gay
one makes women sound hot
the other makes them sound annoying as fugg
>>52378800
Clearly you haven't heard any British accents beyond RP and Chav.
>not having americanised accent
get with the times
>>52378656
>southern accent
>nice
>>52378835
TV, London and Reading area only
>>52378891
now hwat did ju just say bout me boy
if spoken in British accent, I can't get it at all.
>>52378305
What's wrong with pickled onions?
>>52378891
preferring this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFQDHkjBtSw
over this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zSm4enKiZM
>>52378332
Scandis are all plastic yanks anyway. They even speak with an American accent when using English. It's weird.
>>52378656
Californian is easily the worst accent in the World.
>>52378891
Literally ten times better than north USA accents.
>>52378992
I know that's what I made the thread about
>>52378964
>preferring either of those
>>52378992
And a lot of them like to act like American rednecks.
>>52379027
>not wanting a southern american girl to read you bedtime stories
>>52378891
the southern drawl is quite nice tbchwy
>>52378108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sAt60YSsRU
>>52379070
please, please, i implore, you. come to the american south. come to alabama and mississippi, I encourage you.
>>52379027
Whiny nasal accent speaker detected.
yea clearly manchester's accent is better than american one
why do i even care, i have a french accent anyway
>>52378332
>brits in charge of their language and history
>>52379150
I know they're poor and it's full of blacks and crime but the accents sound nice
ey bruhv
>>52379008
only the valley girl accent. and most people here dont actually talk like that
>>52379070
>>52379023
>>52378964
>>52379124
Southern accents are not "as seen on tv", at least in 99% of the cases KEK
>>52379176
Manchester is my favorite UK accent.
>>52379181
Yeah, and hearing that accent makes me instantly think of all of those things. It literally triggers me. Foreigners wouldn't fucking understand. But it's literally hell.
>>52379268
I suppose the disconnect helps, I hear it and it just sounds lovely but don't have any negative associations with it.
>>52379243
Niggerbonics is literally just a Southern drawl but I doubt Bongs would understand that shit.
>>52378543
Oh nice, whiny Brits wish to """""discuss"""""" our accent again.
>>52379378
yfw they sound way more like larry the cable guy (but less articulate)
>>52378656
True.
>>52379243
There are a lot of US soldiers here and most US soldiers are southern. I am not basing this on TV. They sound cool, they speak through their throats instead of with their mouths and nose like other US accents do. California in particular sounds really faggy.
>>52379378
It must be nice, I wish I could have that same disconnect to be more objectively, but as it stands, it's literally trash.
>>52379243
>>52379268
>>52379445
Even the most hick southern accent is preferable to the whiny Californian accent that sounds like he has a stick up his ass the entire time.
I made a serious mistake moving to this state.
>>52379497
fair enough
>>52378891
What is it with yanks and hating the south?
>>52378543
SHARIABONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>52379530
>I made a serious mistake moving to this state.
i doubt i'll ever live in a state that isn't touching the atlantic tbqh
>>52379550
Same thing as Southerners hating Northerners here or English hating Scots / Vice Versa.
>>52379232
They all sound, you all sound like a bunch of poofters that surf all day and buy organic pomegranates.
>>52379550
i could give you a comprehensive answer but you wouldn't understand a single thing about what i am saying, nor the context behind it, and would just resort to being a memer so, meh
i'll just say i don't hate the south, i just don't really care for it.
>>52379550
They are self-hating cunts that want to be European without actually going to Europe for some reason.
>>52378964
Both are equally awful desu.
>>52379649
Don't be rude I like the nice discussion in this thread
>>52379550
it's the poorest, blackest, least developed region where 80% of the stereotypes and scooter pictures come out of
i live in the south atm so i know what i'm talking about, whenever i see euros talk about how much they like the south and texas i laugh with knowing that this is the region of america they would hate the most if they visited
>arrive in Liverpool
>tfw hearing scousse for the first time
My God , it's like they're fighting back to not swallow their tongues while gargling marbles
>>52379008
Please don't confuse the valley girl accent with the general Californian accent.
>>52378543
o fug boiz
>>52379649
i dont think youve ever actually been to california
I like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeR7Ljv_tPc
>>52379693
t. Washingtonson Da Silva Carvalho
Shack #3 Favela #4, RDJ
>Spend a long time playing video games with australians
>Start speaking english in the australian dialect
>Mfw I do it with some foreign officials that visited my workplace
Southern accents and New England accents sound nice.
>>52379747
>>52379728
I live in California and their voices are some of the most obnoxious things I've ever heard. Fuck all of you, commiefornians
![93499186[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/etZS362.jpg "93499186[1].jpg")
>>52378108
American is the best English dialect
>>52379703
Why do Americans act like we never go there? Most of us know Americans and have been to, and in some cases even lived in America. These assessments aren't based on movies or TV most of the time.
>>52379703
Fuck off carpetbagger.
>>52378543
>>52379252
Alright our kid.
>>52379747
I watch a lot of boxing and UFC, and they have a lot of fighters from California and do a lot of documentaries there, so I've heard plenty of Californian people, and they all sound like poofs.
>>52379808
It goes It goes It goes It goes It goes It goes It goes It goes G'DDDAAAAAAAAAAY MATE
>>52379875
>Why do Americans act like we never go there
cause i lived in europe and know that it's not that common, and even ones that have been here visit one of three places
1. NYC
2. Disneyworld
3. San Fransisco
>>52379808
I really really really really really really really like your pic
>>52379875
Because we can tell, based off of literally everything you say. You regurgitate memes and stereotypes perpetuated by Ameriacns themsleves, who know they're just mems.
>>52379947
kek
most people here would be rather shamed of an accent so they to reduce or eliminate it
and american sounds fairly neutral as an accent
its not rocket science
>>52379844
Let me guess, you live in LA?
>>52378543
Not bad.
the only acceptable english accent for real men is southern american
makes my dick hard every time
>>52379989
>american sounds fairly neutral as an accent
Or you just learned English from watching American media and picked it up, there is nothing neutral about it.
Why do Brits sound so funny when they're mad bros? I literally can't take them seriously when they're upset
>>52379550
it's because muh civil war
>>52379949
I've been to Tennessee, Utah, and Nevada too. I'm really not sure why so many go to Orlando, there's a Disney park in France.
>>52379894
the only reason you're mad is cause it's the truth
if it wasn't the truth you'd just go nice meme instead of getting mad
>>52379947
I said cunt in front of them. I didn't even mean it, but I said cunt in front of business officials.
I also said it in front of my old english teacher.
Please kill me.
>>52378308
No way, American English is harder than British English.
>>52379721
You talkin bad bout are Liverpool? Eh? Eh? Eh?
>>52379721
>scouse
Literally the worst, most nasally fucking vile accent.
>>52380082
If American dialect isn't neutral, why do British and other English singers sound American when they sing?
Checkmate, Britbong.
>>52380110
>Drive down to Disney with my mom to spend a long weekend with her cause she really likes Disney
>Disney, the theme park for children
>In line for the Jurassic Park ride
>Hear Europeans talking about how plastic everything is in America
>At Disney, the theme park for children (just reiterating)
>mfw
>>52379808
Australia is on the approved list so feel free.
>>52380082
This, I particularly can't get over the saying "budder" and "wadder" instead of butter and water part.
>>52380108
Maybe that's why they're such an emotionally repressed culture.
Recorded this a few days ago for someone.
r8 my americanness
Also ignore that brainfart that is the way I pronounced "software"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RfDr2C45t3
>>52380108
> Mad bros
Literally Canadafornia
>>52380082
cool your tits, george
it's ok to be wrong
>>52380270
really good for an italian but it sounds like youre talking too fast
9/10
>>52380278
Dude you don't understand
I have an American accent
Come at me /int/
>>52380270
You sound like an American but with a slight Irish accent. Also it sounds like you're on cocaine or something.
>>52379989
I think we can all agree that you sound stupid.
WE WUZ IMPERIALISTS N SHIET
>>52380355
I laughed brah
>>52380391
I don't believe you.
>>52380270
Sounds like a legit American to my Britbong ears
>>52380270
You sound like a French dude I knew
>>52378108
Endlessly better than when they attempt british 2bh
>American
>Accent
Yes, and US dollar is actually british pounds.
The "American" accent is from white non-english europeans. Therefore euros commonly speaks "American" english rather then the british native among it's ethnic people.
>>52380591
this was the dumbest thing i've read on the board all day
>>52380347
>>52380397
I was talking really fast because I didn't really have privacy and wanted to get it over with quickly. Normally I talk slower.
Also I'm not Italian, but ex-yugoslav (well not that you could have known). And thanks for the kind words. :x
>>52380671
I agree with the yank.
>>52380671
That was a good theory imo
>>52381041
saying that our accent isn't american but european is silly, and if that were the case australia and nz wold speak like americans too
people sounded like we do now for a very very long time
>>52380591
American English is actually closer in a lot of ways to 18th century British than modern British is.
>>52380591
No. It's because the American accent is heavily influenced by the Irish accent. They sound basically the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lew1xJDNkk
>>52381156
Your accent is from non-english europeans.
>australia and nz wold speak like americans too
Yes, if they weren't english descent.
>>52380248
>If American dialect isn't neutral, why do British and other English singers sound American when they sing?
This is a good point desu
>>52380270
You have less of an accent than people from New Jersey
>>52378108
The regular dialect, you mean?
It's the dialect of the majority of native English speakers, so it's obviously the best one to learn.
>>52381265
there are a lot of greeks italians and yugos in australia
i'll admit that we're more continental than other anglo countries though, i don't have one ancestor from the UK or Ireland
>>52378108
You mean English?
How else do you speak american?
>>52381197
>>52378108
How else are they going to speak English senpai?
>>52381361
Ideally I'd like to be able to fool Americans into thinking I'm one of them. My autism demands perfection in language proficiency.
>hearing foreigners speak English in an American dialect
I literally can barely understand spoken brit English. Afro-Americans I can't understand at all.
You guys should listen to my accent
>>52381785
The thing is a lot of people think British English is of the received pronounciation variant. And that one definitely is pleasant to the ears and chicks speaking it make my dick granite hard, but like 95% of Brits sound like they have a speech impediment.
>>52381041
Have you ever heard a German trying to pronounce the American/Irish "R"?
Most Europeans are equally shit at faking an American accent as they are at faking a British one.
>>52382099
I see no connection with your point.
>>52382030
t. a Brit who can't understand most Brits
>>52378332
It'd be typical if you didn't. English are ungrateful cunts.
>>52378543
d-d-d-delete this
>>52379059
thats true...
>>52382256
To be fair a lot of the old world is like that.
I speak German yet I don't understand the Swiss or Austrians for shit, or any German who speaks in a dialect.
I also went to school back in Croatia that was 45km from my hometown and it took me a few months to start understanding some professors and classmates fully. In my home region I can tell what village someone is from purely by their dialect. Italy also has its fair share of regional dialects and languages you won't understand as an outsider, or even a native Italian who isn't native to the region.
It's an old world thing where people have lived in the same spot for millenia and developed their own dialects and languages organically, as opposed to the new world where a standard was set fairly early and the immigrants, who make all of the population, adapted to it and rolled with it.
If you don't speak English with a Minnesotan accent you're not doing it right.
>>52382230
>The "American" accent is from white non-english europeans.
The American accent is not European. The phonetics don't resemble continental European languages any more than the British accent does.
In fact, the American accent has retained more of the features that the English language used to have than the British one has. For example the rhotic "R".
The notion that the American accent somehow devolved into a mess because of European immigrants is false.
>>52382511
>Minnesotan accents
>not Canadian-lite accents
>>52382654
>Canadian-lite
I have had many Canadians tell me my accent was as bad, if not worse, than the accents there.
>>52382593
>The notion that the American accent somehow devolved into a mess because of European immigrants is false.
...Because the American accent is not what every non-English European has?
Incredible, simply Nobel science prize tier.
>>52382593
That's true in the general case, but I'm pretty sure retards from New Jersey speak like they do because of Italians
>>52379872
>>52382434
>confederate bikinis on scandis
welp, found my new fetish
>>52381197
I'm really sick of Americans saying this.
What are you basing this lie on other than you heard other Americans make this claim?
>>52381409
Here's your (you).
>>52382256
Nice proxy.
Bongs on life support ITT.
>>52381197
Someone use this to make the bear in the scooter meme while he says this
>>52379059
is that why Yung Lean dresses as a redneck in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxbrZiazZA
Oi, what's this then?
A buncha poofs who don't talk lika booncha roight spastics?
Can't be 'avin' that then, bettah shitpost onna /int/, eh
>>52378108
Ehhhhhh
I wish I had a southern England accent
Its my favorite one
Instead I have this diagusting wannabe american pshe pshe polish dig accent god i wanna unleard polish
>>52378239
>TURNN OFF THA FLASH YA FUCKEN MORAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcC-RPq388g
>>52385427
Whad' da fock? we're tryana watch the movie and this mother fucker had his fockin flash on!?
>>52385427
OI, ya feckin' coont, tahn eet off, then
>>52385427
>clapping
I thought this was a meme
man what does it matter
why is everyone so autistic about people doing things differently from them
>>52385583
IT'S NAAT A MEME NOW TURHN OFH YA BONGS YA FUCKAN MOORAN.
>>52385587
This website is designated for high-functioning autistics, what do you expect?
>>52385587
i sort of get this one, i mean the brits did invent the language, it should be their call somewhat on how it's spoken. not our fault the world dickrides us this hard
Shitty american dialects/accents you despise?
BAAAAAWWWWWSTON one comes in mind
>tfw people unironically speak like that
>>52385780
look man you're damned if you do damned if you don't
I certainly didn't choose to speak English in a different way from the Brits and if I try to speak it like them they'll just make fun of me so what's the fucking point
>>52378108
Get over it.
>>52378396
>English names
>Charles
>>52378239
Second most.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o_DNLICKok
>>52385962
Scotland
>>52378543
>>52385998
she's been releasing a lot more videos recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVJ1zpBhIMo
>>52385780
it isn't anyone's call. german's don't tell the swiss to stop speaking swiss german, the portuguese don't tell brazilians to stop speaking brazilian portuguese, etc who cares
>>52378992
>They even speak with an American accent when using English.
American English (neutral north American, aka Midwestern) is basically English being spoken by Germans and Scandis.
>>52379008
Agree.
Southern accents are also shit, though.
>>52385821
Anything on the east coast and the exaggerated redneck accent.
>>52386057
>etc who cares
brits
>>52386082
Oh the valley girl and surfer dudebro cali accents are garbage too.
>>52378543
Get over it, UK. You got cucked by your own colony. The reason we 3rd world countries learn English is because of US, not you.
>>52379070
>le southern belles meme
Oh, man. You really should meet some """""women""""" from the south.
Actually, compared to British women, this may not require much adjustment.
>>52380248
That's my argument while discussing Euros talking in American English accents, because the sounds are easier. Singing in an English accent sounds more retarded but at the same time if a Brit sings with a complete American accent it's cringeworthy.
>>52386076
>American English (neutral north American, aka Midwestern) is basically English being spoken by Germans and Scandis.
You've clearly never heard Germans or Scandinavians speak English.
Honest question, what is the difference between British and American English? Aside from the spellings of a few words and names for things, I hardly see any difference.
>>52386242
He is referring to the fact that part of America was settled by Scandis and Germans
>>52378396
How is a name in French spelling quintessentialy English?
>>52386276
There's not much difference desu
>>52386158
>>52386158
the reason why you learn english is because of the legacy of the british empire. note: new york is named after york in england
>>52379728
The jyenerrull kyallifarnyuh accent uz stull ahnaiing.
>>52386367
Just stop, it's embarrassing.
>>52386276
One sounds posh and the other lower class
>mfw american english teacher corrects me when I use bongistan terms
>>52386411
>>52386136
please tell me you don't think 80s keanu reeves accent is what californians talk like
>>52380270
You sound Irish t b h
>>52386367
You mean the legacy the French and the Anglo-Saxons left on the British isles?
>>52386497
triggered
>>52386367
Resorting to that argument is useless, why not admit it? You can't claim credits by going back in the past otherwise I learned English because of the Big Bang
Come on UK, stop it.
>>52379550
It's a region they hate so much that they won't let it leave.
>>52378239
BuhrminGhahm
>>52386367
lmao i credit english being popular to the motherfucker who first started speaking the first word of proto indo european then
>>52386501
I don't know how he sounded like then (if it's from the movie where he does the "woah", then I have a vague idea), but I do know a southern Californian 2nd gen Chinese American and he speaks like a surfer dudebro who is constantly high (and he doesn't really do drugs).
>>52385780
Or we could just accept that there are multiple dialects of English out there, and people are going to have to pick one to learn.
>>52386539
im getting that hat for christmas
>tfw uncurable bushkid accent
>>52386639
well college kids in general are retarded. I'm pretty sure the normal socal accent is the most mainstream or at least competing with the DC sort of mainstream accent that has always dominated the airwaves.
>>52386689
Do you come from a land down under?
>>52386242
Follow the accents from the Dakotas, around the Great Lakes, and through Pennsylvania. Then look at settlement patterns in those areas. You will see.
>>52386770
vegemite sandwich
>>52386689
post vocaroo
>the U.S. is tearing apart the Third World with repeated invasions and human rights violations
>the U.S. is taking over the First World with its media
It is a frightening time to be alive.
>>52386309
>part of
Geographically, Germans settled the most territory here.
>>52386860
as opposed to prior to US hegemony when european powers were showing up to the third world with a free bbq on the beach?
what are you, 16? the world's always worked like that
>>52386860
Thanks for American media teaching us that black men are cool but white men are not cool, they can't even dance!
>>52378848
>"americanised"
>not "americanized"
you wat m8
>>52378108
I really dont get why foreigners do this. Its like trying to learn french by visiting a french school for downs syndrome. Everyone will just laugh at you if you tried using it elsewhere
>>52386411
For the love of god, not everyone in California speaks like someone from LA. Hell I'm from the Central Valley, and when I travel down to LA, the people there think I'm from Texas/Oklahoma.
>>52386987
Maybe they learned by watching all the American films and TV?
>>52379550
pop culture indoctrination courtesy of california
>>52386501
>implying we've never been to CA
You all insist there's no accent, but you sound like the characters in that The Californians sketch from SNL.
http://youtu.be/kMSD3VZfqYk
>>52386103
That hurts man, too far.
>>52387033
But to the rest of us? 100% califag
>>52387053
Perhaps they should get better taste then
>>52378108
Genuinely never come across this. Any examples?
>>52386910
We're supposed to be better than the Europeans. We should have learned from their savagery. Instead of having a pseudo-empire, we should be as free as possible. Let the contrast between European countries and the U.S. be as stark as the contrast between nanny states and a genuine free state.
>>52387058
Nope. Fuck the south.
t. Proud Yankee Midwesterner
>mfw you can go anywhere in the world and they will understand your american accent, because every foreign country learns american english
how's it going motherfuckers?
>>52387127
Yeah lad why watch entertaining high budget programmes and films when you can watch British shows like peep show and the last kingdom, those are just as good as the Sopranos and Breaking Bad.
>>52387145
Swede lads at my Uni.
>>52387058
>what is dukes of hazzard, gone with the wind
if anything hollywood semi-glorified the south
>>52387118
I hate you
honhonhon
So, how do you like having an healthy colony and successful colony my dear brits? Still the greatest achievment of a nation ?
hehe
idiots
>>52387204
>the Sopranos and Breaking Bad.
>>52387239
You're saying that Califags can tell Southern accents apart?
>>52387259
Name a British programme half as good as either of those programmes.
>>52387171
>>52387225
it seems to go in trends. after the south was hot shit in movies and tv we had kind of a midwestern phase, then a california phase, and i feel like right now we're in a nyc phase
Everyone watches American films and TV, that's why. Get c∪cked
>>52387247
>quebec is France's only successful colony
>it was only successful because it was controlled by brits
>>52387307
Antiques Roadshow and Teletubbies. Also Eggheads.
>>52387259
if you don't think those shows are good you're literally just butt blasted about america
>>52387307
>Deliberately typing programme (twice) to emphasise how British you are
Proxyfag fuck off.
