>tfw irish but still under british rule
free my ancestors home
>>52368041
living in northern ireland is a joke
just genocide ulster scots
>>52368007
>>52368209
>people in northern ireland who call themselves irish
fuck off down south then you taigy CUNT
I hope the english will retake all of their rightful clay
god save the queen lads
>>52371888
TRIPS CONFIRM
Didn't know they had internet on bogs desu
>>52371759
>live in Ireland
>not Irish
>>52368209
How many people do you know? Out of them, how many aren't chavs?
Was 9/11 and the Boston Bombing just poetic justice for all the support those cities gave to the IRA?
>>52375132
yes
t. Achmed Al-Britani
Come out, ye Black and Tans;
Come out and fight me like a man;
Show your wife how you won medals out in Flanders
Tell her how the I.R.A. made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes in Killeshandra.
>>52375931
COME TELL US HOW YA SLEW
THEM OL ARABS 2 BY 2
LIKE THE ZULUS THEY HAD SPEARS AND BOWS AND ARROWS
HOW BRAVELY YOU FACED ONE
WITH YOUR 16 POUNDER GUN
AND YEH FRIGHTENED THEM DAMN NATIVES TO THE MARROW
>>52371759
I'm moving to northern Ireland next year and I'll be voting for sinn fein in every election, on both sides of the border
>>52368007
The famines over so why dont you fuck off back home?
>>52376697
>being a marxist lefty
>>52368007
Is it true that the Republic doesn't really want you all back?
NO POPE OF ROME
>>52376787
Martin McGuinness will be the new head of the northern Ireland government in a few months and Catholics will also outnumber Protestants at the same time, hope you dont feel like chimping out since it wont get you anywhere
>mfw unionist tears
>>52376943
Doesnt matter since most catholics want to stay in the UK and the percentage is growing. All you are doing is embarassing yourselves more
>>52377036
>they want to be part of the uk
>2% of catholics or less vote for unionist parties, the other 98% vote for the party whose main goal is reunification
I'm sure
>>52377194
>>52377258
>Not even Catholics want to be part of muh paper celtic tiger
Lel
>>52376697
>sinn féin
>not identity ireland
you sicken me
>>52377258
That just says about 400 people would vote no
>>52377356
Who?
>>52368007
why do you have an egg on your hat?
>>52377412
A poll with 1000+ people is considered representative
>>52377463
representative of benders more like haha
>>52377463
You sure convinced me with those hot opinions
>>52377521
>>52377526
:^)
>>52377579
How do you feel about martin mcguinness being the head of government?
>mfw I see Irishmen and Englishmen fighting
for fuck's sake lads, we're all brothers, we should just unite 2bh
>>52377679
Nah
>>52377679
no you need to keep hating each other
This stuff is almost better than the Japs and gooks
>>52377673
It would be a small price to pay to guarantee unionism against the will of the whingy minority :^)
>>52377579
thank god i dont want those niggers anywhere near me
bad enough we have to share an island in the first place
>>52377808
They are mostly alright actually, the bigots are a tiny minority who would only talk shit on the internet anyway
>>52377679
I agree, we unite, then we fight
>>52377749
>>52377754
>>52378024
fuck, I just feel like that scots, welshmen, irishmen and englishmen are so culturally close that there's really no reason to be in different countries rather than historical squabbles.
Can you imagine how great /int/ would be if The Troubles started up again? You'd have two of the best-bantering nations (Ireland and Britain) bantering each other into oblivion. I'd literally quit my job just to keep up with the new memes.
>>52378106
It probably will start again as Catholics are becoming the majority there
>>52378074
>t. Sheamus O'Connor
>>52378074
I've been to all of them and thats true from what I saw but it would be a great shitposting loss
The differences I felt US v Canada tier and we have no issues
>>52378074
Nobody wants there here even if we are similar in some ways
>>52378178
I've been to all of them too, they're literally all the same, the only difference is the accents and the way they all hate each other.
>>52378074
True, I consider the Irish to just be crazy Englishmen.
>>52378074
>no reason to be in different countries
self determination you mongo
>>52378299
pretty much the other way round
>>52378269
Don't you mean how they all hate the English?
>>52378372
>literal black bastards
>>52378343
Sorry lad, you're the little spoon in this relationship
>>52378576
you literally used to be irish people you know
>>52378640
t. Professor Sheamus McConaghaugh
>>52378576
>lets be friends
>we are brothers
>now this
Oh look the mask slips
>>52378299
>>52378337
>>52378576
YOU'RE BOTH THE FUCKING SAME BUT WITH DIFFERENT ACCENTS AND MAYBE DIFFERENT SECTS OF THE SAME RELIGION
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52378730
t. muhammad al-rotherhamani
>>52378269
I guess the wounds are deeper
There really isn't any animosity between the US and Canada even though we fought each other.
The North and South don't even have any real problems even though the Civil War was so violent and the Union treated the South terrible during Reconstruction, something that the South never truly recovered from
I guess the problems are just more recent there, so maybe you'll all be friends in several generations
Are North Irish Protestants really just Scots in denial?
>>52371888
This desu
>>52378787
>the people of the british isles will never truly be united
feels bad, man
sick fucking pali though
>>52378850
t. archibald wellingham
>>52378709
>Not accepting your place in the relationship
Come on lad be realistic
>>52378829
They are pretty much the same as their Irish neighbours in every way but they have an exaggerated and cringy sense of "britishness"
>>52378805
>generations
>I'll never live to see my brothers be united
>mfw
>>52368041
Chris Harper Mercer
>>52378892
Actually Nigel McIntosh thank you very much.
I'm a product of the greater British blanda upp
>>52378829
they are worse than slavs on the level of stupidity and ignorance
>>52378829
They're ethnically Scottish but culturally Irish
>>52378372
WE WUZ ORANGE LEPERCHAUNS N SHIT
>>52379151
But Scottish people are ethnically Irish
>>52379200
Ancient Scots were Picts as well as Gaels. I know you're similar but you're not the same ethnic group
>>52379200
the highlanders used to be and the majority of lowlanders a long time ago
I think it's comparable to how Anglicized Dublin and the east is
>>52379200
AY HOL UP
*chases leprechaun*
U TRYINA SAY
*drinks guinness*
WE BE
*beats wife*
AYY
*riverdances*
HOL UP HOL UP
*buggers a choir boy*
NAWMSAYN
*shouts at the english*
DAT WE WUZ
*blows up a car*
WE WERE
*dies of starvation*
WE WUZ SCOTS N SHEEEIT
>>52379200
this t b h
>>52378829
theyre 1/3 english 1/3 irish 1/3 scottish culturally, but they consider themselves british cos muh billy at le boyne muh derry's walls
>Yuros squabbling
>AGAIN
classic yuropoors
>>52378829
Basically
>>52379600
There is literally no difference between a Catholic from Ulster and a Protestant from Ulster
>>52379704
Except the latter is more intelligent.
>>52379734
lol
>>52379151
other way round really
>>52379734
>Religious
>Intelligent
M'sheeple
>>52379461
ireland is not yuro because we're in the western hemisphere
>>52379461
>Amerifats don't have enough history to truly banter with other countries
We don't either and our bantz are cutting edge; step up your game lads
>>52379794
nah, most of them can trace their heritage to scotland
>>52379801
*tips turban*
>>52379946
so could the o neills and 44% of men in belfast share the same haplogroup
>>52379734
>more intelligent
Dont they believe in creationism and being "saved" by muh jesus? Come on
>>52380066
If anything Cathcucks are more likely to believe that, or whatever your God the Bishop of Rome declares.
>>52380027
>haplogroup
stopped reading there
haplogroups mean nothing
>>52380119
not all irish are catholics
and the pope is no more a god than the archbishop of canterbury
>>52380137
>its 2015
>>52380119
yes the catholic church is on record as officially recognizing evolution unlike paisley et al. who still believe that the world is 6,000 years old
>>52380119
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_and_evolution
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/nov/11/northern-ireland-edwin-poots-creationist-anti-gay
>minister for health believes the earth is 6000 years old
>>52380256
you are a retard and you're not irish
>>52380119
Half of protestants are retarded about that stuff here
I can't imagine its much different there
>>52380279
Also I just found out on the internet that the visitor center at the giants causeway states that the earth is 6000 years old, holy fucking lel
>>52380256
Except the Archbishop of Canterbury is not recognised as being God's voice on Earth.
Continue with your Popery though, us true Christians will focus on God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit
>>52380261
Good thing Paisley has no actual say within any branch of Protestantism.
>>52380341
protestants in general are retarded
>>52380382
>us true christians
So are you going to turn the computer off at midnight then?
>>52378933
There's that distinctly British sense of paternalism...
>>52380367
hahahaha what a joke of a "country"
>>52380256
*Unsheathes ancestral shillelagh, folded 1000 times in the volcanic forges of Cork*
*teleports to my ancestral lands of Ireland*
Ulster scum... bow to the clover or die!!!
*knocks all the redcoats on the head before they can unholster their guns*
This IS personal... kids,,,,,,,,,,
>>52380448
>look at me ma i'm dissecting a sentence of the bible without any actual context
That's how I know you're Catholic, you can't actually do Exegesis yourself, so you rely on having an old paedophile telling you what to do.
>>52368007
why are they called irish if they speak english instead of irish?
they should be called green englanders
>>52379903
>we're the best cunts
>you should try to be better at being a cunt
No, thanks.
>>52380501
So do you believe in evolution or what?
>>52380501
>i am obsessed with the religion of others
jesus give it a rest already you savage
>>52380561
I do, and I don't need the antichrist to tell me to.
>>52380599
It's a Christian's duty to safeguard against heresy, your foul Popery will lead billions of souls astray into fiery sulphur
>>52380618
How can you be a "true christian" if you believe in evolution? It says in the bible that god created the world in 7 days, are you saying the bible is wrong and you are a true christian at the same time?
>>52380426
Methodists and Episcopalians are generally okay here
Baptists, Presbyterians, Pentecostals, and all of the thousands of tiny meme denominations are truly retarded though
>>52380599
>British protestantism
>or else
No wonder Islam is having such a good run in the UK.
>>52380669
my family is jewish m8, give it a rest yeh
>>52380678
>Muh literal interpretation of the Bible
I can tell you've never read nor studied the Bible at all.
Maybe stick to /r/atheism, champ.
>>52380669
>politicizing religion
>reducing faith to memery
How Christian
>>52380802
Care to answer the question or do you just want to spout memes?
Irish threads always triggers the Brits. It's fucking glorious.
>be whiter than Brits
>be wealthier than Brits
>score higher on educational standards than Brits
>be more well-liked than Brits
>have a stronger economy than the Brits
>have a stronger demographic than the Brits
>have a better standard of living than the Brits
>pay less tax than the Brits
>spend more on social welfare than the Brits
Now watch as they sperg out and >famine,>tatoes,>nornironours,>taxhaven - because you know the Brits, with their bad teeth, sister-fucking, mince-pie addled brains can't deal with the fact we're better than them after eight centuries of them trying to suppress us.
>>52380900
I've already answered the question, you do realise that you do not have to interpret the bible literally right? It is both a book of law and one of literature, so it uses poetic devices as a means of rhetoric.
7 days could refer to any amount of time or be a framing device so us humans can get a glimpse into the scale of God.
>>52380936
>Butthurt
Glad to see we've still got it
>>52380936
It's only Ulster Scots, well accepted as the absolute worst people in both the island of Ireland and United Kingdom. Their Queen would rather meet with IRA members that murdered members of her own family than Ulcer Scots, that says enough really.
>>52380983
>I'm a true christain
>he literally just picks what parts he wants to follow and ignores the rest
true hypocrite more like, typical "christian". Obviously hates other people based on their religious or ethnic background, just like Jesus said people should do.
Are you fucking dense or what?
>>52381137
>What is interpretation?
You really do sound like a 14 year old that watches Hitchens.
Pretty pathetic, do come back when you've actually spent the time to study the Bible and not read quotes of it on reddit.
>>52381256
>study the Bible
LOL
>>52381256
Why would I study some bullshit book when I could read something useful?
>>52377258
>be relevant
>be irrelevant with the added touch of being another German vassal state of Europe
>>52381295
>The most important thing in Western history and society that the greatest minds were inspired by and spent their entire lives deciphering
>Beneath a fat greasy Irish autist on 4chan
Top lel
>>52380983
>7 days could refer to any amount of time
No, it can be 7 days because that is how it is written you stupid fuck.
>>52381376
>lumps self in with the greatest minds in Western history
>believes the Earth is 2,000 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C1z7OlhJJ4
>irish '''''intellectuals'''''
>>52381307
Because it's a book whereupon the entirety of western morals are derived from
It is a book that has inspired every piece of important art in western history
Not to mention the actual literary value it has, the greatest writers bent their knee to the Bible and paid homage in an attempt to mirror some of the greatest and most provocative verses in human history.
>>52381376
only thing beneath me is ur mum
>>52381487
>dubs
He sounds like bosco
>>52381413
And I guess when authors personify inanimate objects you flip out and go
>How can a rock be imperious!!!!
>This is madness!!!
>>52381431
Whoever said I lumped myself in? I just recognise that the greatest minds in history all saw value in it, so clearly there must be something of worth, whether you believe or not.
>>52381490
>Because it's a book whereupon the entirety of western morals are derived from
No it isn't.
Fun fact, the Slave States and the Union States utilized the same Bible verse during the American Civil War to both justify and condemn slavery.
The "home of western morality" nonsense is utter bollocks.
We had Brehon law long before the Church came here, and it was infinitely more moral than what the English pushed on us, or what the Church supported.
>>52381605
>refers to a specific length of time
>heh it can mean any length of time
No, you stupid fuck.
>>52377194
Wait. So. There are people who actually WANT to be part of a poor country??
>>52381490
Get a load of this retard
>>52381692
>poor
>richer than you
Ahmed, don't you have an illustrator to stab in the streets?
>>52381751
don't you have some kids to blow up, then blame the SAS for it?
>>52381751
Don't you have some potat- Nevermind.
>>52381794
Don't you have a member of the royal family to get blown up and then invite the murderers to dinner with the Queen?
>>52381751
Try again, bogboy.
>>52381794
Where does it say in the bible you can laugh at dead people, troll, and incite ethnic bigotry?
>>52381872
>"i'm going to show these brits that we are a civilised people who deserve respect"
>"and i'll show them by covering my walls with my own shite and not eating until they bow to my demands!"
>>52381892
>Just under Portugal
My fucking sides.
>>52381894
where does it say in the bible that irish are people and shouldn't be exterminated?
>>52381690
Yes it is, the entirety of post-pagan philosophy is entirely Theological and pertains entirely to Christianity.
>Fun fact, the Slave States and the Union States utilized the same Bible verse during the American Civil War to both justify and condemn slavery.
That's the difference between you and I. I actually look at the sources, you look at the actions.
As they say, do not give dogs what is sacred,do not put your pearls before swine.
Except day is not an objective measurement of time, it doesn't actually mean anything. So one could easily say "day" means 1000 years.
Again you seem to have a problem with not doing any interpretation that is not literal, but then again you have never read the Bible so it is to be expected.
>>52381748
*Tips Fedora*
>>52381948
>>52381990
>claims to be more intelligent than Irish people
>cant even troll
>>52381870
Don't you have some life prospects? Nevermind.
>>52381892
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_in_Europe_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita
>heh Indians moving their residency to the Channel Isles and bloating their statistics
for people who don't eat, they certainly make an awful lot of shite
>>52381948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBT4ZWy6Lm4
Cliffnotes version of the conflict
>>52382044
Coming from a country whose only relevancy is giving American businesses cheaper taxes.
>>52382056
Do you actually think this is going to troll anyone? You just look like a childish tard
>>52382056
Irish "women" do shit out a lot of shite, and they actually grow as well.
is northern ireland basically a banter state?
>>52382039
>Except day is not an objective measurement of time
Yes, when people said "a day" a five hundred years ago it definitely doesn't mean the same as "a day" today.
>you have never read the Bible
I was raised Catholic you stupid fuck, of course I've read the Bible.
Stop bullying the Irishmen, right now!
>>52382105
>calls me a childish tard
>while he covers the walls in jobbies because he's upset
padraig please
>>52382044
Coming from the guy who literally has only sheep as company
>>52382098
They bring employment. Indians do not.
>>52382138
Northern Ireland is a bombsite.
>>52382139
The Bible was not written 500 years ago.
The entire point, is that the word day is not something like 1+1. Time is objective and humanity created a subjective way to measure it.
Furthermore, if I say ask my friend to meet me, and they arrive 30 minutes late, and I jokingly say they were 5 years late, am I being literal then?
>I was raised Catholic you stupid fuck, of course I've read the Bible.
Lazily flipping through Deuteronomy does not count as reading the Bible.
>Ireland will be united in my lifetime
Its a good feel
inb4 some silly bbc pole screencap
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2070562/Muslim-girl-gang-kicked-Rhea-Page-head-yelling-kill-white-slag-FREED.html
lol
>>52382138
its a failed state
>>52382152
>Ireland
>Prosperity and Equality
This is a country that bans abortion in most cases
>Belgium
>Culture
Lel
>>52382171
truly awful
>>52368007
independence when? Or are they just cucked faggs like Scots?
>>52382183
Your entire economy is based off of tax avoidance
Well done
>>52382329
>2015
>Doesn't know about Eddy Wally
>>52382329
Abortion is banned in northern ireland too
>>52382281
Enjoy all the poverty and the sectarian weirdos and all its many other social problems.
>>52382406
and norn direlands is based on what welfare?
>>52382329
>This is a country that bans abortion in most cases
Good, abortion is murder
>>52382423
NI is what is holding UK back from 1 probably.
But those lads do know how to make the gays and bints upset, so credit to them.
>>52382406
maybe you should try avoidin taxes then
might stop you being a bigger shithole than your former colony
>Protestants think they are more Christian than Catholics/Orthodox
Kek you are the fucking autists from Christianity,while Luther was unironically modern wahabistic jihadi-tier
>>52382457
Based off of selling Pope Effigies.
>>52382529
Read your German Bible yet? Or are you waiting for your priest to read it out for you in Latin or Greek?
>>52382529
Cauvin. Don't forget him.
*tips government*
>>52382406
Why don't you do it then? We're not doing anything illegal.
>>52382529
luther literally edited the bible to suit his own agenda and even wanted to leave certain books out
its clear protestantism has no legitimacy
>>52382584
I speak fluently Latin/Greek my friend
Like the Attic citizen I am
>>52382672
Because we're an actual country
>paddies will start killing each other again in my lifetime
Best feel ever.
>>52382736
But not Aramaic?
>>52382406
>what is Mann
>what is the Channel Isles
>what is London
Fuck off dumb cunt, just because we're better than it at you.
>>52382793
>we're better than it at you.
Put down the bottle, Seán.
>>52382793
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>52382745
Not for long, it will soon be under an Islamic caliphate
English say the Irish should just unite with the UK because they're both the same? Ask them if they're okay with being annexed to Ireland then. The truth is they see the Irish as their subjects, not equals.
>>52382793
If anything places like Jersey take money away from Britain.
Ireland is built on tax avoidance, London and Britain actually make money legitimately.
>>52382900
And if it has any link to the previous country it will occupy Ireland easily.
>>52382787
Now you have me, I hope my Lord can forgive me :^)
>>52382977
That's how the English view everyone desu. They'd reduce us all to peasants id they could.
>>52382997
No, we're not beta like you guys. It's not considered socially unacceptable here to have an Irish flag on display
>>52382900
No thanks mate, I live in the real world, not the average /int/ user's medicated imagination.
>>52383098
>the most common boys' first name in England is Mohammed
>>52383087
Of course it is, you hate flying this flag but love Ivory Coast's
>>52383143
Yes, all muslims choose the same name, I'm aware, your point is?
>>52383675
That's one thing they have in common with taigs, Padraig will know
>>52381487
that sounds like my grandfather after the dog ate his sandwich fug
>>52368007
The banter here has been endlessly entertaining. Well done lads, I can see the troubles are still troubling for some
>>52383774
and so will sean, and seamus, and connor, and brian, and eoghin, and colm, and michael.
we have a fairly big name diversity
TAIGS OUT
>>52380706
What is wrong with we presbys?
