>be australian
>go to kitchen
>giant toxic spider spawns before you
>your chihuahua attacks the spider
>spider dies due to chihuahua venom
>attempt to pet the dog
>clip through its head
>doge dies
>cry to mommy's belly pouch and suck her goon sack to calm down
>>52362235
you're 2 hours early
>>52362235
I read that last death from poison spider in Australia was over 40 years ago
>>52362271
It's 2:17 over there, isn't it?
I failed again? Or Aussies never sleep?
1:20 in the only good state.
>>52362478
>move from melbourne to brissy
>instead of SJWs theres bogans
>be polish
>go to kitchen
>there's a bunch of blydos raping your wife
>get shot
>1939
>>52362585
problem?
>>52362235
What is a goon sack?
>>52362665
youve fuckin done it now
Shitposting is not funny when your butthurt seeps through that severely, Poland. :D
>>52362665
>>52362478
QUUUEEEENSLANDAAA
>>52362720
I knew alcohol was less accessible in straya but the fuck is this ?
Shitty wine bust ?
