If Abos are dumb, how come they invented the boomerang?
If Finns are dumb, how come they sold Nokia?
>>52357826
They came across a bent stick and tried to kill an emu with it and when it missed it it came back.
It's just a carved stick, not much of an invention really
>>52357865
Did you know Nokia still exist, and they are doing quite good too.
>>52357826
Fun fact: boomerangs have been invented to make rebellious students kill themselves
>>52357826
Haha, even monkeys can invent more than an only one stuff.
>>52357826
>the greatest Abo invention is a fucking curved stick
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52358009
What is singaporean invention?
FACT: the only interesting thing abos ever did was cave paintings
>>52358009
Fuck off Poland
>>52358081
They're quite good at it too
>>52358081
>>52359392
Much artsier than anything the British immigrants ever did
>>52357826
Zomg. It's LITERALLY a bent stick. They didn't invent it. They threw a bunch of stocks until one happened to curve a little in the air. Jesus.
>>52358009
>Their most iconic instrument is a hollow stick
>Their second most iconic instrument is two sticks that you bang together
>They invented a sharp stick which you throw at things
>They invented a stick which let them throw their sharpened sticks further
>They invented a curved stick which you throw at things
>They invented a curved stick which you throw, then it comes back to you
>>52360325
Lol. I remember that movie lol. That elephant was British as fuck
>boomerang
Did this ever have a real, practical use?
Seems like the things you would throw it at would be surrounded by shrubbery, trees and other things preventing the boomerang from actually returning to you (or rather ""return"" within 50 meters from you)
>>52357826
some other people invented it and they kept it.
>>52360525
There were two varieties of boomerang. One was the novelty one which came back to you, and the other one was a hunting boomerang which didn't come back to you.
The second one was just a large, curved stick which you threw at things in order to kill them and cook them over your fire.
>>52360581
>the magic stick
>the common stick
>>52360325
>>52357896
>they are doing quite good
>>52358081
Sometimes they even made the caves!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabarnmung
Australia is full of dangerous animals and plants. How the fuck are you supposed to invent things while constantly having to fight for your life?
>lele racialial supremeacie XeD
>>52361690
Plus there was practically nobody around to invent things. The Roman Empire had over fifty million people two thousand years ago. It's estimated Australia had around half a million people about two hundred years ago.
>>52360581
Could the Abos oneshot Kangaroos and Emus with Boomerangs?
>>52361872
Australian wildlife is tough as fuck, you gotta chase it down and beat it to death.
>>52360525
Australia is mostly desert.
>>52360581
So the only use of the boomerang was not losing it when failing?
>>52361364
What you might be thinking is actually known as Nokia Phones, a department which was sold to Microsoft. But Nokia itself was left, which consists mainly of Nokia Networks, which operates in b2b market making wireless masts and other wireless technologies, and they are doing better than ever.
>>52360325
Priceless.
>>52362101
Pretty much. Since it was just a big lump of wood, it didn't exactly need a lot of maintenance.
>>52357826
>throw sticks at animals
>this is your entire hunting technique
>after thousands of years realize some sticks come back
>make some more of those sticks
>sticks come back give nobel price cunt
