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is that the time? edition
death is the biggest motivator
>>52356213
time for anime of course
anime
Germany surrendered twice, France only once.
Remember that.
in before
>stop posting this """"""""""""whore""""""""""""
>>52356169
might actually do it. Such a nice bike too
not the hondaposter but does anyone here know much about motorbikes in terms of maintenance, safety, how much they cost to run?
i live in london and am considering buying one once i get a few lessons and see if i like it, seems like a fast way to get around cause i fucking hate the forever delayed trains.
>>52356265
>>52356269
please kill yourself
>SIR lenny henry
gona make a cauliflower cheese lads
>>52356280
Germany put up a fight
>>52356287
bikes in london get fucked mate
probably not a good place to learn
>>52356287
fucking bitches smiling at me and wont let me but my benis in bagina
gonna study lads haha
>>52356280
Germany surrendered after getting battered into submission. You gave up as soon as the Nazis put one goose-step across the border.
Posting typical English lad
>go to /britfeel/
>NEETs crying about having to do work programs to hang on to their bennies
>mfw
>>52356213
We are no longer a Christian country.
Why are we even playing the Christmas thing.
Hindus and Sikhs and Muslims respect these lads now.
Does Muhammad have a birthday? What is it? Jesus, would he be annoyed?
>>52356287
Getting one of these next year 2bh, mate's uncle who owns a racing team for the Northwest200 recommended it to me.
Bored of lifting in my cold dusty garage lads, might join a crossfit gym
>>52356312
i have a full licence i'm sure i'd be fine
>>52356314
I love shitposting in /brit/ when I'm hungover after an evening of going to bars with mates and having absolutely nothing of worth happen and wondering where your life is going when you keep doing things and nothing happens ever nothing
>>52356287
mate i wouldn't, not in London. The truck drivers are lethal bastards as you probably know and the cyclists ride like mental people.
>>No.52356263
Actually dw lad they revealed it soon after I posted.
>>52356365
fuckin bitches making fun of gynaecologists
that's not cool
doing a sad
>>52356335
Also to note that they were surrounded by both sides and still managed to put up a fight. The French pretty much built a massive meme-tier defensive line which served no purpose, and gave up the moment the Germans entered through their borders through the Ardenes.
>>52356365
So you have bike experience or not?
I don't ride one myself, i'm not even in London that often and I've see 2 accidents because people don't look for bikers
>go to the toilet
>penis touches the bowl
>blow nose while on the toilet
>snot gets on lips
>look in mirror
>nose hair poking out in a way others would be unable to avoid
Sometimes it's good to recognise your weaknesses.
>>52356362
>>52356393
>jap crap
Listening to this album today lads by thrash metal band called Sodom
it is called Get What You Deserve
want to try coke but dont have any cool friends to get it from also don't want to get an accidental heart attack
Wish is was socially acceptable to drive quads on the roads.
>>52356365
m-mum?
nah jk its my aunt.
Cornwall desu haha
>>52356407
do a happy instead
just bee urself
>>52356417
I'm British so I don't really care desu u weaboo
>>52356443
Don't try coke
Try MDMA, Ketamine, or LSD
coke is pleb tier normie drug imho
>>52356443
Deep Web
>>52356443
Don't try it till you can get it off a reliable source otherwise you'll get mugged off and have like 80% cut shit.
>>52356417
pretty funny desu
>16 degrees in late December
HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES LIKE OPEN DOORS?
>>52356461
I can't
>>52356453
getting a bit lazy arent you mate
>>52356210
and our ashes will fly
>>52356443
Coke in the UK is shit mainly because it's always expensive and only like 30 percent cocaine and the rest lidocaine at most. A gram costs about 50 quid and lastsyou about four hours.
Speed is better, just make sure you get clean speed which is easy to get in the UK and it's cheap, like 20 quid a gram and it can last you a week. Speed lasts longer than coke and feels a bit the same but not as rushy.
>>52356437
I've never ridden a semi auto
how do you shift gears?
and how do you set off and stop?
>>52356287
Cheap to run etc but they're actually quite pricey to start off with compared to cars.
>>52356312
Only twatty cyclists m8
>>52356438
>"Metal is an oppressed genre, we're discriminate against and it's considered acceptable."
The Exploration Mission 2 or EM-2 is scheduled to be the first crewed mission of NASA's Orion on the Space Launch System. The mission is to restart manned exploration of the Solar System. NASA plans to launch in 2023[1][5] with a crew to perform a practice flyby of a captured asteroid in lunar orbit.[6] This mission is expected to be the first time humans have left low Earth orbit since Apollo 17 in December 1972.
>>52356509
in the aeroplane over the sea
It's fucking crhistmas time and my ma and stped-da haven't even got much food shopping in fffs completely hank marving here craving some sugar.
Film was so good last night laadds
I would genuinely unironically wholeheartedly
cuckold myself if my wife and her kid could be Ma and jack from that moviee
>>52356473
How can a 100% pure Japanese guy be a weeaboo?
>>52356479
>>52356487
>>52356510
How's first year going lads?
>>52356550
delete this
>>52356562
Literally 21 you scrote
>>52356546
so? you've got like a week
>>52356497
Haha desu cornwall! XD kernow woop woop
Just did 5mg of baked beans lads, absolutely buzzing.
>>52356443
coke shit matey.
pills/mdma your first time is crucial. it will never happen again. music and friends
coke is dirty
>>52356562
leave them alone, they are doing their best.
>>52356562
aint no uni shit you cunt
>>52356576
better
>>52356578
fucking madman
>>52356562
I've been taking drugs for almost 10 years you fucking faggot
>>52356443
Why not save your money and buy some land to restore Britain's natural heritage?
>drugs are for chilkdren and mugs a classy gentleman such as myself would never taint his incredibly complex cranium with such wicked poisons
need something to mong me out RIGHT NOW but don't want to be high or anything just monged
>>52356510
I remember the mephedrone buzz
first stimulant I ever tried, knocked my socks off to say the least
I think I binged on it for a solid month, the comedown was very, very nearly the end of me
Wish I lived a Jez life 2b2h
>>52356620
Codeine. Buy cocodamol and extract the codeine from it using water, it's easy as fuck and takes like 10 minutes.
>>52356630
it's still just as good
>>52356642
like a bender?
>>52356630
omg mephedrone is the worst drug imaginable, not even fun - you end up doing things you'd never ever normally do when sober, it's actually disgusting and jesus christ - nothing but bad things to say about it
>>52356620
heroin
>>52356479
>doing drugs
That is illegal and dangerous.
Obey the rules of the Holy sharia.
>>52356630
Mephedrone is fucking class one of my favourite drugs, love the big dirty rushy feeling that makes you unlock your jaw and swing off the rafters with it.
>>52356605
>chilkdren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njDLlDEN3j4
>>52356658
>omg
delete
>>52356643
>using water
but howw
Druggies get out
tbf I used to be so anti drugs but did some mental kraut pill a few nights ago and I felt like my soul had been cleansed, it was unreal
apparently brit pills are a bit shit though
>>52356643
Does Codeine give a high? Took it after my operation but ended up so constipated from popping them for a week and a bit I needed top strength laxative
>>52356692
not really, it's more of a gentle, warm buzz
>>52356643
hmm might give it a go at some point, what does it do?
>>52356686
DRUGGIES vs ANIME
FIGHT
>mfw pay day before xmas
>>52356715
BOYS
>>52356715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KJM4XCLSQ
>>52356688
the only cunts who are anti drugs are the people who haven't done them and don't really know what they are, or the cunts that used to do them but had no self control so need a nanny state to protect them
>>52356716
lucky sod
I think mine is on the 31st
>>52356620
>>52356643
or you know you can just drink alcohol...
The only drug is need is the high obtained from smelling my own farts.
>>52356670
oh christ yeah, my fucking teeth were wrecked
just grinding all of the time, couldn't stop myself
>>52356650
maybe
just a degen
but only if my partners were Elena and Joe
>>52356755
quite shocking that
>>52356716
same
fucking hate this getting paid monthly craic though
No respect for people who've never done drugs. Means you're either a loser with no friends or a total pussy.
>>52356741
I usually have such a bad reaction to weed it put me off most stuff
>>52356749
good post
>>52356692
>>52356713
read this to see what it does:
https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=27852
read this to learn how to get the codeine from the cocodamol:
http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/272847-COLD-WATER-EXTRACTION-made-simple%28r%29
>>52356746
Alcohol is boring as fuck pham
>>52356750
>>52356670
i lost all my fillings thanks to mcat
my aim today is to clean my room
What's a good first car lads?
I was looking at an old Honda Civic, because they last forever, but insurance is pretty much daylight robbery
>>52356643
Oh my god what kind of retard does CWE when you can buy 600mg of codeine linctus for £2.99, are you trying to put people in hospital when the fuck the CWE up?
>>52356794
t. guy who once accidentally drank some water spiked with ket
I WANT TO HAVE WILD HORSES
>>52356794
What i find funny is that a lot of strict anti drug people i met still get fucked on alcohol every weekend.
>>52356794
I think you can have reasons not to do them
It's a choice how you live your life and I have no issues with someone who doesn't want to go out with me when im high or w/e so long as they arent shitting on me for doing it
>>52356796
weed does nothing for me, always find it really disappointing and pricey for nothing
>>52356801
cheers senpai
>>52356783
it is for normies and this is a normie general
>>52356810
dunno if you're baiting but this is fucking disgusting
here's your reply
>>52356814
>Honda Civic
spend your money on poison instead
>>52356820
You can't buy codeine linctus in most shops only on the internet, it's for a quick cheap buzz if you have nothing else. And fucking a CWE up is impossible unless you're a nigger.
>>52356670
Mkat comedowns are suicidal, disgusting drug
>>52356810
jesus christ how can people live like this
>>52356725
I'm glad this exists
>>52356794
grew up with junkie parents, one died of overdose when i was 12
never had any curiosity for drugs really cos i was always around them
nothing against recreational drug users, just don't bother myself. don't even drink.
>>52356848
>not preloading on vitamins and suppplements bneforehand and then taking 5htp on the comedown so it goes away
banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSzhBk9J5Mw
>>52356692
It's babbys first opiate, it's shit.
>>52356843
I can get a cheap one and just run it into the ground
just something to get me to work and back
>I prefer the company of sweating gurning students than people buzzing off a couple pints.
>MIA tweeting links to /pol/
>>52356872
>5htp
used to take this as a anti anxiety thing, then found it if you do it often its deadly as fuck
>>52356879
Converts itself into morphine via oral adminstration senpai.
Tramadol is babby's first opiate
>>52356794
1. Because it is against the law
2. It is bad or you
3. I want to live longer
>>52356866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV65tWCZALI
>>52356802
>>52356670
Who the fuck decided that it was called 'meow meow'?
I'd never heard it called that before the papers caught wind of it
>>52356895
yee it works the same way as antidepressants
>>52356922
It's called meow meow and mkat because it makes you smell like cat piss the day after
>>52356908
>I want to live longer
but you don't want to live better?
>>52356908
Take LSD lad, Hoffman lived to 102
>>52356936
>you don't want to live better?
I have animus
>>52356921
Beautiful frog cunt.
>>52356921
thanks m8
on a similar note
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsp_8Lm1eSk
>>52356908
>1. Because it is against the law
So is downloading torrents
>2. It is bad or you
Drugs like LSD and magic mushrooms do no physical harm and there are plenty of science papers out there citing this.
>3. I want to live longer
Once again psychdelics do no physical harm and even at that you only do harm to your body if you abuse a drug. Once every couple of weeks isn't going to hurt you. It's like having a few glasses of wine once in a while.
Well?
>>52356958
impressive
>>52356968
who doesn't love the Colombian. French lad though, it's beautiful.
>>52356988
Can I get that thinking black men image pham?
>>52356983
listen to this lad
https://youtu.be/AIaehhYLVZA?t=83
men can't benefit in some ways from cisheteronormative capitalist patriarchy while half challenging others.
>>52356988
free speech motherfucker
>>52356988
>lefties are literally defending isis now
it's not a joke, I know 'people' like this at university
>>52356983
I would like a link to one of these scientific papers please
>>52357039
are you staying up all night? jesus christ
i am an unhappy, unsuccessful and incredibly bitter man
>>52356988
>the fbi can just turn up on isis doorstep
>isis isn't currently getting bombed and shot at by everybody
>>52357046
People defend Breivik on /pol/.
If you go too far either left or right you end up a moron.
>>52356983
Once every couple of weeks is far too often for acid or shrooms. I would say 3 or 4 times per year max.
>t. did ~25 trips in 6 months, have HPPD
when you think your guitar playing is alright but then you record it and it just sounds like a jumble of noises kek
>>52356983
>So is downloading torrents
I don't torrent since I purchase my games and stuff like a good goy.
>Drugs like LSD and magic mushrooms do no physical harm and there are plenty of science papers out there citing this.
>Once again psychdelics do no physical harm
sauce or I say BS
>Once every couple of weeks isn't going to hurt you
Once you start it you won't be able to stop. That is why people can't stop smoking cigarettes because of the nicotine.
>>52357046
>lefties are literally defending isis now
What? This just sounds like the CIA are behind ISIS conspiracy theory.
>>52357095
>did ~25 trips in 6 months
...jesus, madman.
>>52357046
>defending Isis
They're realising that the world is being played and that Isis are just funded by America
>>52357039
What's whizz lad? NOS?
Either way a nice wee comedown song
>>52357052
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/4994465
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1989423/
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23976938
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/99650
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24594678
>>52357083
I've got a method m8, 3 coffees at specific times of the day
1 at 7am
1 at 12
1 at 4pm
roll on the third im wide awake atm
the trick is to get a coffee in about 15 mins before you start feeling tired
>>52357108
>Once you start it you won't be able to stop
t. knows fuckall about drugs
>>52357112
>conspiracy theory
/int/ memes aside, What are the demographics for France? why is it everytime I see "french" "people" they are always black and or Arab? Worse than the UK if im honest :/ is it just Paris?
Looking at the France Football team and i can only see about maybe 4 or 5 out of 11 players that are actually European.
no meme replies pls cheers
*(just a side note - i have never been to France btw)
>>52356988
>UK truth movement
>>52357130
You're body has a natural way of keeping itself up once you reach a certain point.
t. wikipedia expert
>>52357152
France has a huge amount of migrants from Algeria, its not a meme
>>52357130
absolute madman
>>52357180
Why tho?
Will you vote in the EU referendum?
>>52357091
Breivik tried to save europe though
>>52357046
'The regressive left'
term coined by sharp-dressed muslim legend Maajid Nawaz
Notable anti-regressive left people:
Douglas Murray
Christopher Hitchens (PBUH)
Dave Rubin
Milo Yiannopoulos
>>52356213
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>52357137
>i'm not addicted! i just take them almost every day because i want to! i can stop anytime i want!
t. not addicted druggie
>>52357201
French-Algerian war
>>52357217
irish weather
>>52357108
>I recognise the validity of copyrights
>people can own sound waves and photons
How is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
>>52357201
Algeria is ex french colony, it's citizens had free movement to France so naturally being a shithole many took up that offer. Just like us and India.
>>52357152
They have less white people than us I believe, but like us the immigrants are in the cities.
>>52357201
Algeria was a French colony and it's nearby.
>>52357152
Take a ride on the paris subway and it's heaving with blacks
>>52357046
join the tories
keep your membership card on show
walk around with a copy of the spectator at all times
>>52357201
Don't know about the history just worked with the numbers
Can't remember the exact figure but about 35% of migrants are from algeria
>>52357223
Haven't taken any since about 3 weeks ago
The only times when I risk taking them having not planned it are when I am drunk, except I hide them so I can't
but alcohol isn't a drug, so keep drinking good goy
>>52357208
>Milo Yiannopoulos
But he is based. Look at how much SJWs and Feminists he have made butthurt in the past.
>>52356287
fucking hell niamh's m8 is tall
>>52357238
haha dude rape pepes are so epic
that ones so rare man, don't crash the market haha
i know there isn't actually a pepe market but haha imagine if there was
>>52357204
By killing white people? He might as well be a paki terrorist.
>but they supported immigration!
>killing people for their beliefs
Again, muslim-tier.
>>52357152
>muzzie population estimated ~10%
>more mosques than churches in south of france
pic is number of kids potentially affected by sickle cell disease, something which only affects darkies
>>52357282
all the people i listed are based
milo is the least serious of the bunch though, he just likes annoying people. very funny & useful, but harder to take seriously
>>52357253
about as well as your squat
>>52357318
I'm going back to the gym soon you'll be glad to hear
>>52357208
Still miss Hitchens 2bh.
>>52357232
sun is up though
>>52357309
>going to school in paris as a white guy
would be hell I imagine
Only major drugs I need to complete the list are crystal meth and crack.
>>52357349
the only celebrity whose death genuinely upset me
it'll be a long time until we see someone like him again
>>52357238
>I recognise the validity of copyrights
>people can own sound waves and photons
Then how could people make a earning for their unique creations if everything was free? It is not about owning sound-waves, but more about purchasing their specific wave structure.
>>52357309
here is new born rate of non whites
>>52357125
whizz is what they call speed in some places
>>52356354
Muslims have something like Silent Night. Maybe music isn't sharia.
Obey the prophet.
>the only celebrity whose death genuinely upset me
>it'll be a long time until we see someone like him again
>>52357399
That's the most insufferable fedora image I've seen yet.
>We are no longer a Christian country.
>friday night shift at a taxi company
>no cars available at 2am
>tell a customer this
>but how will I know when cars are available
>you call back
>goes on a rant to me about this is shitty service
it's always the women too
hopefully i dont have to do this job much longer
>Christopher "The Iraq war was justified" Hitchens.
People like him? He seem to go a pit potty after 9/11.
>>52357399
he was an excellent writer, one of the most widely read people ever, and the greatest orator of our time
it is an unfortunate side effect that so many of his fans are thin-skinned super atheists
Lads, what is the best 'unironic' place to live in Europe outside UK?
/shitpost
Love a nice cup of builders tea. Two teabags strained with a spoon afterwards and three sugars.
>>52357341
good lad but don't be a NYR faggot
>>52357460
the iraq war was justified. you know very little about saddam or the kurds if you think otherwise.
the problem was the implementation. too little attention paid to state building.
Christopher Hitchens was nothing more than a brain for hire. Yes, he was intelligent, but sold his intelligence to the highest bidder. One minute he'd argue for communism and Trotsky Russia, the next he was debating for America
>>52357486
Switzerland/Norway if you're a billionaire
>>52357461
>he was an excellent writer, one of the most widely read people ever, and the greatest orator of our time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBd_OWx4yRY
>>52357486
Serbia
No kebabs there
>>52357486
All Western and Northern Europe countries are expensive and full of pakis. Eastern ones are shitholes, Southern ones are debnts.
>>52357486
France, Germany or Italy
>>52357486
Norway or Slovenia. Hungary is based too good choice if you aren't rich.
>>52357486
Norway / Switzerland perhaps Denmark
Studio Killers lads.
>>52357506
Just a coincidence that I'm going back at that time tbqh
>>52357375
ikr, maybe someone from here will step up to the task tho.
Has anyone here ever shagged a tranny? How'd you do it/ meet them?
>>52357551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGjHsLnUO1U
desu
b
h
>>52357522
>>52357543
Wish I was rich ffs lads
>>52357517
he moved to america pretty early on and was still a trot when he did.
he wasn't an intellectual mercenary like you say he was, he just went through a gradual change of philosophy
>>52357570
>How'd you do it
in the bum lad, they don't have fannies
>>52357580
when I win the euromillions we'll all move out there la
>>52357523
hahaha
>>52357558
douglas murray is one to watch, he has his moments, and a similarly wide range of interests.
Pancho met his match you know, in the deserts down in Mexico..
Nobody heard his dying words... but that's the way it goes
>>52357580
Hungary is noncucked and pretty cheap to live in. Also a lot of national pride there.
The girls are fucking OUTSTANDING too.
>>52356908
>because it is against the law
so was alcohol in 1920's USA but people still thought it was okay then
>it is bad for you
alcohol and tobacco kill more people than all illegal drugs combined
>I want to live longer
who fucking cares
Unironically watched a film from 1957 last night lads.
That is how I spend my friday nights.
>lol I'm smarter than you because I've chosen not to believe in something. You must be soooo stupid to believe in God hahahahah
Atheists are literal children
>>52357609
One day, Friend, one day...
>>52357656
this is you
>>52357641
Flat boobs
>>52357656
Not all atheists are fedoras tippers m8.
I went through my edgy atheist phase in my teens though.
The nights are cool
And I'm a fool
Each stars a pool of water
Cool water...
>>52357656
Was a christian all my life until my dad and brother died then was an edgy athiest for about 6 years until recently getting my fait back and realizing that gnosticism is the way to go.
Church is comfy as fuck too, surrounded by good people in a nice atmosphere.
>>52357654
I had sex with this
>>52357687
fucking hate this try-hard edgelord
>>52357687
Yet Frankie and his liberal pals will defend transgender sand freaks and not call them a mental illness
Proved my point mate
>>52357656
why are internet atheists the easiest people on the planet to annoy
>>52357626
Hadn't heard of him before. Will be on my watchlist.
Ahh... Very impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWcc5VJiRVA
Dislike pakis lads
Yes I'm drunk
No you can't have my number/sc/fb
>>52357704
I've been there
people think i'm boring but if they actually invited me out i would go
>>52357656
But I believing that a single being created everything is pretty absurd. It is not scientific.
>>52357733
People literally don't listen to a word trump says, do they.
How is a TEMPORARY ban on Muslim IMMIGRANTS the same as rounding up every Muslim citizen in the country and deporting them?
>>52357769
No one cares faggot cunt
made this for a cheeky /g/ shitpost lads, rate
>>52357726
short video of him destroying assange:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEhBSgjFzi4
longer video of him wrecking islam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh34Xsq7D_A
>>52357705
>dad and brother died
Sorry to hear that m8
>brought up Christian but not strict
>used to go to church when I was young
>got christianed
>grow out of religion
>turn into an angry atheist in my teens
>mellow out
>dad died earlier this year and started praying for some reason
>feel a bit weird about religion now and I'm confused
>>52357723
>transsexualism and religion are the same thing
you're not very clever are you lad
Got the lurg lads
I'm going down
>I unironically believe a man in the sky created the universe in 6 days and took a day off on the 7th
>>52357733
>lefties lying
wow never seen that before..
>>52357733
What a stupid kid ffs
>>52357737
haven't heard this band in ages and i like it still
>>52357733
Is he Hitler or ISIS?
They're just throwing in all the words they know now.
>>52357790
this is my general (see flag) and as a guest you will treat me, the host, with respect
>>52357733
>Trump wants proper vetting procedures for muslims because they're at war with ISIS
>Everyone decides to hear that Trump wants to gas muslims and use the corpses as fuel
>>52357807
frankie boyle is the most butthurt lefty clown on the planet
i've never seen someone so mad about tories in my life
>>52357793
I hate macs though
Live with transgirl. went to her room and forgot to knock and she had other transgirl round.
They were naked, making out and playing with each others dicks/tits.
Fucking scarred lads. What should I drink to forget this
>>52357705
how did they die?
>>52357757
*stands next to you in an intoxicated manner*
heeey
hey maaaaan
fucking
you're alright
haha
fuck me you're a top cunt, i llurv ya mang
Old Dan and I with throats burned dry
and souls that cry... for water..
Cool water
https://youtu.be/2jj7qab6KC4?t=7
>>52357705
your lifes nuts desu
>>52357793
Don't get any of that nonsense on the right tBh
>>52357825
Top kek shut up you little beta bitch boy
>waaahhhh wahhhh please invite me out wahhhh ;'(
Fucking pathetic
>>52357846
Lye
seen this lads? love how thick americans are t b h
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2015/12/trump-leads-grows-nationally-41-of-his-voters-want-to-bomb-country-from-aladdin-clinton-maintains-bi.html
they literally want to bomb aladdin
literally JUST got back from a cheeky romp at my fuck buddy's house lads, AMA
>>52357806
Thanks lad sorry to hear about your dad too, have faith and take every obstacle as a challenge sent from God. I'll pray for you.
When things get tough just keep repeating the Jesus Prayer "Lord Jesus Christ have mercy one me the sinner, amen"
>>52357208
I hadn't heard of Maajid Nawaz before. Thanks for the tip.
>>52357705
>Needs religion to cope with losing a loved one
Fucking primate lmao
>>52357733
>ISIS beheading people in the streets aren't terrorists
>the man wanting to stop Isis coming into the country is a terrorist
What's bizarre is she's saying what her daughter said is terrorism, which if were true, is terrorism. But she's mistaken her child's imagination for real life. Leftists are literally retarded
>>52357862
Ahahahaha Nate
*shows u my box*
Coorrrrr mate u like that?
*rubs pussy up against your thigh*
Oi she's a tight fit aye
*starts panting*
Fuckme mate ahaha
*bends over like a bitch in heat*
hip hop instrumentals are god tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVeI-v7RIHk
>>52357811
Mate a lot of Christians don't even believe that shite.
Thing about religion is that everyone interprets it differently. Even two Christians of the same sect or w/e have different views. Two vicars even.
lads
>>52357882
Don't pretend the average brit isn't as retarded as the average yank
>>52357851
Dad died of angina and brother killed himself.
>>52357925
>I'm so hardcore,feelings are for faggots haha so edgy!
>>52357912
>God is challenging me I feel so blessed
>Take everything from me life! It's just a test from god haha
>>52357846
what did you say when you opened the door
>>52357802
ty m8
>>52357929
*gets the lads to come over*
*we just stare at you*
>>52357954
agrabah lad. they support bombing agrabah. the made up country of agrabah.
>>52357846
was it hot?
>>52357958
Feels aren't for faggots. I said nothing about that you mongo.
>>52357958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmDxJrggie8
>>52357954
>Don't pretend the average brit isn't as retarded as the average yank
We're smart at different things cunt.
>>52357811
>taking the old testament literally when it was wrote by jewish nomads off their head on heavenly manna
Jumped the train lads
Is harry potter for children?
>>52357964
I was like " oh fuck my mistake" and Walked straight out.
>>52357912
>have faith and take every obstacle as a challenge sent from God
Fuck m8 getting teary that really hit home a bit. Often get this feeling like everything is a challenge, especially the shitty things, and I'm a better person for getting through them.
I feel no connection to Jesus though not going to lie. Don't know what I believe but being told 'he died for your sins' doesn't mean anything to me.
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head, I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow>>52357993
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>>52357958
Did your brother kill himself because of your fathers death?
>>52358014
>Taking muh ancient jews seriously in general
Literal pakis mate
>>52358017
madman
>>52358041
All me
you religious folk should read up on your Roman history. Jesus is just a monotheistic blend of ancient gods and the 'church' is just a continuation of Roman administrative systems that governed the provinces. The empire fell and the clergy picked up the pieces and continued taxing and controlling the population. Diocese and vicars existed long before Christianity started calling the shots.
Your faith is bullshit effectively. Fair enough thinking theres a magical sky wizard out there somewhere but the regulations put in place on how to worship him are shite and you're shite for falling for it.
>>52358034
should have said "alright lads"
>>52358023
Absolutely not. Satanitc.
>you religious folk should read up on your Roman history. Jesus is just a monotheistic blend of ancient gods and the 'church' is just a continuation of Roman administrative systems that governed the provinces. The empire fell and the clergy picked up the pieces and continued taxing and controlling the population. Diocese and vicars existed long before Christianity started calling the shots.
>Your faith is bullshit effectively. Fair enough thinking theres a magical sky wizard out there somewhere but the regulations put in place on how to worship him are shite and you're shite for falling for it.
>>52358077
My goodness, you've cracked it! Someone call the media, this man is a genius! Prophet of our times!
Please no mexicans
SAIL
THIS IS HOW I SHOW MY LOVE
>Absolutely not. Satanitc.
Just heard my sister is in trouble but I don't have enough you(s) for a pay phone, can someone borrow me some you(s) until tomorrow? thanks lads.
>>52358001
Good lad
>>52358039
>I feel no connection to Jesus though not going to lie
This is what prayer is for, to develop a relationship wth him, just even praying about little things like asking "Father why is there so much hate in the world" and words of reassurance and simple things like asking him to give you strength makes the relationship stronger.
Repent your sins and live your life trying absolve them. This is what it's all really about.
>>52358044
No he died before my Father, I think my brother dying called my father though, broke his heart, literally.
Where do I get a gf like pupinia
>>52358041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KIV9Xyquwm
literally having like 5 shits a day lads
this isn't right is it? am i ill?
>>52358077
Gnosticism is older than the classical era.
>>52358136
I pray to a god though not to Jesus. I know Christians believe they're the same thing ish, but Christians always seem to worship Jesus more than God.
>>52358171
Fuck off paki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU
Post the song you'll be playing in your helicopter when WWIII starts and Britain invades the USA to reclaim
Fuck off, Jeremy Corbyn. I know you're in this thread.
Why don't you go off and "start a discussion" with Isis you cunt
>>52358077
Take note fedora posters, THIS is the post of a real fedora wearer.
>>52358141
Sing hallejua lad you have a good singing voice 2bh
>>52358171
Jesus is just God in the form of man
Lads shall I pretend to be on the phone but actually record a vocaroo?
in all seriousness though, imagine actually BELIEVING in god?
it's quite literally the most hilariously stupid thing in the world.
>>52358136
>This is what prayer is for, to develop a relationship wth him
But you don't talk to anyone... you can't have a relationship with something that doesn't respond
is this one big shitpost or something
@52358128
>borrow me some you(s)
lend lad. not borrow. and no.
>>52358186
Don't you have Syrian children to kill Dave?
>>52358183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqmXLkJ8Bwk
>>52358180
Not a fucking paki m8
>>52358205
Alright
>>52358219
The unicerse is an intelligent design, something I believe only an intelligent omnipotent being can create.
>>52358186
Miss the Milibanter desu. Can't wait for the Corbyn banter to really pick up
>>52358183
>Post the song you'll be playing in your helicopter
There is only one single answer m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlEvy0fJto
ALBERTO
>>52358259
Wtf Portugal! haha
>>52358243
Yeah man so intelligent in design.
Almost all of the known universe is unable to support life.
>>52358226
Who is this female human?
>>52358226
That is what faith is all about though, if you don't have faith you don't have a relationship with God. Having faith is fealling fearless once you ask God for srength.
Say you get into a fight and feel scared if you have good faith saying a prayer for strength will increase your confidence, literally mate.
It's hard to develop faith though, just read the Book of John.
>>52358157
i do 4 or 5 a day. but i lift a lot and i'm bulking and have a skinny frame so i'm guessing there's not all that much room in my stomach to hold it like there is on fat people
>>52358233
Ok thanks god bless you have a good day.
This is /brit/
fucking hell where'd all the interesting people come form?
God love them but yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRFQVMJf5eI
>>52358301
Faith is just believing in something with no evidence to support it.
Absolute bullshit.
>>52358295
>Almost all of the known universe is unable to support life.
There are realms beyond the material realm. The material realm is just a test of our souls.
>>52358243
>universe
>intelligent design
I could design that shit in about 2 days
having trouble trying to figure out which side right or left, cuckolded the other in forging centrist politics
on one hand thatcher made new labour but new labour informed compassionate conservatism
is this the dialectic at work
>>52358186
The meme is, "start a dialogue".
What should i play lads?
Other than your doodles ;3
>>52358335
Which has nothing to do with the universe being an intelligent design.
Fuck you are all boring cunts
Consider this my resignation
>>52358333
If it's bullshit then why does it have so many benefits?
Even if it is bullshit and God isn't real, feeling power and confidence after saying a prayer is a good thing.
>>52358351
I mean in the sense that there is quite literally a computer code fabricated in our universe
see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvMlUepVgbA
and also the fibonacci sequence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uo4Oond1e8
>>52358368
>new Labour
>centrist
>>52358384
>no fifa
into the gas chamber you go poof
>>52358333
evidence isn't perfect dessu
reasoning is superior form of validation.
>>52358400
No don't go ;-;
doing a pizza
>>52358412
>If it's bullshit then why does it have so many benefits?
What benefits
>>52358419
yeah they were dummymy
>>52358384
Civ 5
Post how your games going too itt
>>52358205
https://clyp.it/bethpafw
not an E Z 1 to sing 2bh need an orchestra for it
>>52358333
That isn't it at all. It's more like a feeling than just telling yourself there is a God.
Even if there's nothing and you're talking to yourself in your head it still helps.
Good Morning Lads!
cute pic to get the day going.
![030915-oktoberfest-034[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dKhXBxa.jpg "030915-oktoberfest-034[1]")
