/brit/ - No mode of transport is inherently "gay" edition
bants
>driving around on something that sounds as powerful as a hairdryer
animes
poof
>>52352285
These singing gooks all look the same. They must all go to the game surgeon
>>52352285
https://youtu.be/YCJkr_PZnlQ?t=25
???
you're thinking of 50cc automatic chinashit plastic scooters my friend
lambrettas were mostly 200cc 4 speed and 200cc with 4 stroke is like a 400cc 4 stroke
>>52352325
YANKS OUT
>>52352338
THERE'S A YANKEE CUNT HERE? GET HIM! .. o-oh you mean me
>>52352383
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BZUQLKORbU
>>52352336
that one sounds more like a chainsaw :^)
but it is nicer than those 50cc pieces of shit
>>52352404
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1btJ3vqTkGI
>>52352336
Lambretta is a fine thing.
200 miles on a full tank lol. If you don't mind scenery
>>52352285
>Install Pinasco cylinder
>install Pinasco shift
>install Malossi MHR 5 holes carburettor
>wear Prada shirt
>wear Jet helmet
>wear Persol 649
>acquire tan
>go wheelie and yell "COL CILINDRO PINASCO, IMPENNO MAN NON CASCO!"
>proceed to show your shaft to all the girls that'll flock to you begging for some of that sweet sweet cock of yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CzFVm1Yio
good song, desu
>>52352435
that's just what a two stroke sounds like my friend :^) 2 stroke sportbikes dominated motogp for years
>>52352517
200 miles to a tank but not 200 miles without a breakdown
>>52352404
very good cunt
>>52352537
>200 miles to a tank but not 200 miles without a breakdown
scenery pick nice places lol
>>52352534
Gimme a scooter gf NOW
How long is youtube going to make shitty star wars noises when you go to change the volume?
>>52352578
What's the story your dad into scooters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f8wAXDZ9D0
>No mode of transport is inherently "gay"
That's debatable, but honestly I wouldn't mind qt twinks approaching me once I drive one of these.
>>52352580
>just drive in any city of Italy
>say with the thickest accent you can have "can I park here?"
>enjoy pussy asking you out
Protip, always lie if you are not from England. I am from Scotland is not an acceptable answer here, England = UK for us, thus if she asks you where are you from no point saying anything but London
>>52352605
https://youtu.be/CHiHZ35TPfM?t=17
reminds me of this a bit
>>52352586
I don't have this problem la
>>52352537
this thread almsot makes me want to take the r6 out for a spin... i've not ridden in it for a year or two, turned into a full time neet instead lmao
>>52352631
It makes a BWWWWISH noise
>>52352622
mx5's are godmachines mate cheap light affordable RWD wots not to like?
>>52352677
iktf lad just lost interest in riding bikes I was only using it to sign on down the jobseekers
>>52352697
Some folks find them gay, no idea why.
>>52352677
I think whenever I do start driving again i'm gonna be really scared on the roads because it's been so long haha
>>52352597
Skinheads and mods
I liked grunge and goth >>52352628
what fucking disappoint ment lol
>>52352628
don't fuck about with Debut.. Thats a beautiful thing.
Just got rank 67th in the world on Halo 5 after grinding all night.
Based as fuck.
Are you using chrome by any chance?
>>52352748
global elete halo xpert
>>52352748
u should be proud m8
>>52352740
Yanks do, and yanks are silly
>>52352805
meant for >>52352685 la
>>52352740
Hairdresser car
>>52352811
is that an xr3i
>>52352806
dat r me
>>52352809
Literally fisted pumped for a good 15 seconds
Don't give af
>>52352811
Sierra Cosworth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaNbsFRxslk
>>52352837
>>52352875
just an old grandad spec ford sierra hatchback on a nice set of wheels
do love a cossie though, whenever I get a job i'll buy a sierra with the cosworth bodykit on... window wipers and all
>>52352875
took me a while to realize this was bjork wew
Alright lads doing a poo at work haha
give me a tune to whistle lads
i'm a skilled whistler so give me anything however fast
>>52352834
oi m8 u wunt me 2 shank u in yer gobber, u cheeky fookin blimmey?
>>52352978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI
>>52352978
>>52352978
Do when johnny comes marching home
>>52352977
very good la
paid to shit and shitpost, a winning combo 2bh
>>52352978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HkJHApgKqw
25 seconds onwards
>>52352978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_snbpKiaQ
>>52352811
there gay in England too ether driven by girls or gays. i would know as i live in Brighton, still too many pricks put crap alloys on them and think they're a sports car.
>>52352978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DwbXmr70C0
This is what I drive. Haha not gay like u gayboys haha
>>52353051
>engine
>tires
>gas tank
Is there anything that won't explode on Fords?
The only transport I need most of the year is my feet desu
>>52352978
flight of the bumblebee
M4
GTR
or used R8 lads?
>Canada making videos about poor little white boys being cucked by basketball Americans
https://vimeo.com/147173661
>>52353030
faak
>>52353002
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YLkrTyyR1U
>>52353001
too much going on and pauses between main beat so doesnt s ound good
>>52353007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rXsmfYDozz
>>52353014
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16VnPvzUoQ5
>>52353030
don't know what to make of this
>>52353070
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17AQQJ5F0mR
>>52353051
A LITERAL 2 PEDAL GOKART
YANKS AND THEIR AUTOMATICS EY
>>52353107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RVJyNpfDk
>>52353113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mML2fPec7xU
earn £978 after tax a month....
wageslaving isnt worth it
>>52352250
That's fucking sexy desu
>>52353113
>YANKS AND THEIR AUTOMATICS EY
I know how to drive a standard, but I needed something my gf could also drive and I wasn't willing to teach her
>>52353172
that's a fortune in my eyes
>>52353164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FlPn9VMofF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jQUo3qZT9Q
2 versions because demands slow atm hehe
>>52353184
beautiful colours some of them lad
>>52353172
>mum and brother are both wageslaves
I better not fuck up uni desu
>>52353113
Reply to this with a your mum joke or your mum will have a bad day
>>52353124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU2kcxoEOT4
>>52353207
I think the second version came out best la gj
>>52353224
your mums so nice she gave me that expensive 1 million aftershave for christmas
>>52353238
I was in Debenhams and a member of staff asked if I wanted a spritz of that 'Million' aftershave. I told her no thanks (because I was already wearing Polo Blue: the GOAT fragrance).
had a wee go at last of the mohicans
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SvSIXQ6Ihs
>>52353228
first was a more mouthy whistle so it was louder irl and deeper, while second is just a wee lippy one where I can hit the higher notes
>>52353227
>see thumbnail
>think it's a train cam
>the focal point of the video is actually a song
Stop getting my autist hopes up.
>>52353273
why is it always germans?
>>52353224
Your mum is boring la
Any of you lads in Belfast city airport and up for a cheeky bit of banter?
what the fuck janny
>>52353317
Where are you flying to lad?
>>52353273
Yes. Sisters erm You know they love you..
>>52353317
is that the george best? are you in departure? coming round to find you from this photo lol youre gettin bait
>>52353273
TRAINS
R
A
I
N
S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGH_16SICL0
>>52353334
Exeter
>>52353345
Yeah come find me lad ill smash yer head in
Need a winter / rain coat lads, what should I cop?
>>52353285
The scenery moving by is the main appeal to me, less so the equipment itself. Sure there are some interesting trains, but if I want nice scenery and interesting technology at the same time I'll obsess over trucks instead.
>>52353376
u try n smash ma hed in n il fukin rok ur chin in, u got tha?
>>52353448
You are beautiful
>>52353439
Why? It's the mildest winter in fucking ages
>>52353517
Three cheers for global warming.
>>52353490
Not sure if serious or sarcastic.
>>52353581
I'm serious. Also, you're Scania and not Ford Iveco, well. lol.
>read keynes
>he starts his book saying the UK isn't European
Memes are real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGjZVQlITJo
>>52353671
>taking an economists views on politics
made sure to leave the door open so my mum and dad can hear me learning guitar and i'm hearing "he's not bad at that" from downstairs
>>52353629
Scanias are 5best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FdRECsWSs
>>52353671
technically the uk is not euro.
just shaved all my ball hair off
they're now really silky smooth, feels amazing
i might actually be gay for my balls
>>52353764
I've been playing bass for 6 years and recently bought a synth and getting better at that and never hear my mum say that even though all the people I've had a jam with have been impressed.
>>52353753
I oversimplified it, what he utimately means is the UK wasn't as affected by WWI as continental Europe, but uses some odd word choices.
"England still stands outside Europe. Europe's voiceless tremors do not reach her. Europe is apart and England is not of her flesh and body. "
>>52353772
I've driven Ivecos eurocargos. Scanias and mercs are quality.
>>52353855
wew that's messed up lad
i'm only playind D G and A chords too lol
do you sing too? throw a bit of singing in2 the mix
Unironically had sex with a Polish girl last night
>>52353746
God ammit Umek
Chillest cunt to wipe out with.
>>52353934
For how much
>>52353934
any good? they look boring as fuck
What actually happened with Mourinho? I've got a feeling that something really fucked up happened behind the scenes
>>52353888
She said it when I was first learning it but I suppose it's just 'normal' now lel
I'm only playing D G and A chords too lol
toplel
In my experience 95% of people who say they play the guitar are shit so make sure you stick at it if you're serious and practise lots every day. Musical instruments are easy you just need practise. The people that say they are hard are the ones who gave up early on before they got good because they were impatient.
I don't sing nah. Don't have the balls to desu also my vocal range feels really weird, like I can never properly match a singer because they're singing out of my range.
>>52353987
Eva's voodoo powers
>>52353987
Locker Room Facials 14
>>52353985
Yeah it was great, she gave me an amazing bj and then I fucked her from behind. Polish girls are very traditional and they make a big effort to please the man
>>52353987
Lost the players' respect when he bollocked Eva. Not only was she trying to help an 'injured' team member, but she was probably well-liked anyway (because she was moderately fit and likely gave them tug-jobs to relax after big games).
>>52353987
Played to cautiously
Ever since Chelsea conceded 5 at White Hart Lane he stopped his players from taking risks and it was downhill ever since
>>52354162
Is it true that Eva and Branislav Ivanovic were having an affair? One if my friends is a big Chelsea fan and he told me that they were caught having sex at the training ground
>>52353746
dat traktor dj
>>52354214
Yeah he was caught spit roasting her with John Terry in the press room aswell
>people cannot unironically drive a manual car
absolute wastemen
>>52354214
Dunno. But one of her exes (who wasn't a player himself) came out and said she shagged a player one time. Then again he was probably just paid £20k by OK! Magazine or some shit so it's to be taken with a grain of salt.
http://cryptomate.co.uk/chinese_porn.swf
can't stop listening to this lads what do I do?
>>52354320
put the white flags up haha
>>52354214
Chelsea fans. horrible people.
Scumbags.
>>52354338
What are you saying lad?
>>52354299
Fair enough anyone who can't drive a manual is a moron, but anyone who isn't driving an automatic is also a moron.
>losing fuel economy and costing yourself mroe money because you enjoy feeling like Vin Diesel
>taking attention away from the road to change gears thus increasing your chances of an accident
>>52354338
I'm not French senpai, just living here.
any welsh speaking people on here lads
>>52354397
llyes
who /hastocuttheirfingernailsveryoftenbecausetheyspendalldayonthecomputertypingawayandthusincreasingbloodflowtotheirfingernailsandpromotingnailgrowth/ here?
Girl at work wants me to do a threesome with her and her boyfriend, shall I do it? Bear in mind that she's a bit mental and known as a gossiper in the office.
Which one lads?
>>52354406
easy tiger
>>52354414
>get to share her boyfs sweet ass with her
>have a threesome (cooler kind)
>everyone will end up knowing
don't see why not desu
>>52354414
What can go wrong la
>>52354427
This one is good too desu
Work Christmas do today
Going to be a lot of normies there
>>52354397
I can speak Welsh, but writing it is a lot harder since I haven't done it since leaving school. I'm sure I could if I really tried though, as I remember it's "spell it like you say it".
What is the best non-british English accent, /Brit/?
>>52354437
>cooler kind
FFM is the cooler kind you cuck
>>52354404
>>52354456
i can understand gaeilge easily as a gaelic speaker, can welsh speakers understand any other related languages? cornish? manx? Breton?
>>52354456
>spell it like you say it
>"dd"
>"ll"
Great advice
Going to watch Star Wars tonight, hope it's as good as the trailer makes it out to be
>>52354467
In Spain a 3 way is typically MMM, so having a F in there is the cooler kind.
>>52354458
Bruces > Yanks > Kiwis > Singlish la > rest
>>52354458
German
>>52354483
>paying for 1s and 0s
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHbPJEkmZwY
>>52354453
Christmas do on a Saturday? That's going to get messy lad
>>52354453
you're a normie yourself mate don't lie
>>52354500
>what is fun?
>>52354482
Those are letters in the alphabet, if you don't know the alphabet then of course you're not going to be able to say it senpai.
>tfw trying to type how to say ll.. "CHLEELE"
>>52354523
Boss is a big rugby fan, we're going to watch rugby and then get smashed i suppose
Don't really want to go but he's bought all the tickets
>>52354453
Mine was yesterday, i fucked it off and got pissed at home instead. No regrets Tbh
>>52354487
>>52354544
>making rich jews richer for the sake of watching a 6/10 paint-by-numbers movie that you'll be able to wach for free in 3 months time
Fun indeed.
>>52354544
Baby don't bore me
silly eurofags can't even do maths
1 willy + 2 fannies = unfilled holes
2 willies + 1 fanny = airtight
>>52354601
Spain = unpaid debts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oh_tJdRz_c
this cunt
>>52354590
>not wanting to have the back of your chair kicked and listen to cunts chat shit while you're trying to enjoy a movie
>>52354564
>>52354453
spotted the 2 boring wankers in the office no one likes
>>52354623
>eastern europe
>commie
>discussing fiscal reponsibility
im purposely gaining 61 pounds to get on disability
https://clyp.it/r3ph0fbr
Guess the game lads
>>52354639
Nah i live like 20 miles away from the city where we all work and they all live, i had an excuse. I'm the life of the party Senpai wayhey
>>52354651
what weight u need to be?
>>52354653
pokeman stadium
>>52354639
>muh office politics
You go to work to earn money
>>52354653
mount and blade
>muh office politics
>You go to work to earn money
>>52354702
Yes :3
Really underrated soundtrack desu
>>52354627
mongoloid didnt strip the skin off onions.
i wash myself with a rag on a stick
if you're not a hipster, you don't know the value of social capital and will be poor forever
>>52354704
Prove me wrong
Professional tip: you literally cannot
A muffit of tea.
just turned my computer on to specifically call you lot a bunch of fucking pussies before i go to work 2bh
>>52354737
last white in Bradford?
A bucket of cum.
>Prove me wrong
>Professional tip: you literally cannot
>>52354761
>social capital
where is the scientific evidence that marijuana is bad for you? the government used scientific consensus to respond to that petition but provided no references
>>52354777
Limmy's stuff is so hit and miss. Some sketches are absolutely hilarious and others fall flat on their face. I feel like he could have had much more success if he had higher standards about what went to air and what got cut from his show.
>>52354788
Enjoy your day wageslave.
>>52354803
inhaling smoke is bad for you. doesn't matter what kind of smoke.
Everyday I'm telling meself "alri I'm not going on 4chan anymore" lads
>>52354788
>work on saturday
fucking pussy
>>52354803
this tbqh. when will these cunts learn that correlation literally disproves any possibility of causation
>>52354811
true
gave me the game and i ran with it
took all the pain and i ran with it
took all the fame and i ran with it
took a few losses and ran with it
>>52354827
What about air? Just natural smoke innit and everyone inhales it every day.
>>52354827
oh fuck... better outlaw bonfires, regular cigs, firewood & coal etc
>>52354803
this desu weed is actually good for you and saves lives.
Can't believe people are against drugs desu they should smoke a fat blunt lmao
hey fatty, i've got a film for you. a fridge too far. hahaha
wha's the fucking point of it all
>>52354797
rip lad
>>52354827
so how come we can turn basically anything else to smoke and breathe it in??
>>52354852
just b urself
>>52354871
damned if I know lmao haha
stop thinking about the person you want to be and be the person you want to be, meant that from the bottom of my heart lads i believe in each and every single one of you (apart from lisicki) x
Lyrica to start the day off
normie pepes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fcpMQRfoHw
>>52354921
normalia
>Limmy's show to be aired on Netflix US
when i lived in yankland i met a woman whose mother literally had to watch downton abbey with subtitles.
good with that fucking accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ein57OSrqoA
>>52354921
>when you thoroughly enjoyed the best years of your life pepe.jpeg
>when your whole life is a cliche pepe.jpeg
when will they learn
>>52354921
>>52354942
I was watching an american Undercover Boss the other day and they had subtitles for a totally normal indian guy who worked in a guitar shop.
The great irony of course is that americans can't even handle subtitles either.
>>52354942
netflix up to their usual trend hopping
>>52354957
Is having to concentrate on not dying a thing druggies experience?
>>52354957
>>52354921
I know both of these feels
>>52354921
Straya stop. Your weird prison mentality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyl4EinZsMY
Has anyone here ever met a Scottish person? Describe your interaction with them.
I watched them from afar and they seem like mythical beasts of some sort.
>>52355022
literally thousands of times
varied
>>52354999
i've been in that sort of situation on acid, so yeah
probably too much acid, though
turns out my only friend doesn't really like me lads :(
>>52354999
Yee when you take too uch drugs and you're body feels like it's about to collapse and you're just like wow matei'm propa fucked then you go and sit down on a bench for about two hours focusing on your breathing because your heart is beating too fast and you're just like fucking hell lads I'm about to die and they're like mate wind yer neck in
>kiss a girl
>wake up
>still kissless
0-4 kill myself
5-9 carry on as normal
Feeling suicidal this morning lads. I don't think I know anyone who cares enough to buy a present let alone a card this Christmas.
>>52355089
So close.
>>52355022
they're quite dour and not nearly half as "banterous" as they like to let on
>>52355089
dubs and you be my sex slave
trips and you be my sugar daddy
>>52355022
They're either very intelligent but a bit of a nobhead or they're not too bright but sound as fuck.
>>52355123
Did you know they use """"""ken""""" instead of know?
>>52355061
neither do we
>>52355061
well i've cleaned out everyone no friends.
you're a cunt too no doubt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JskztPPSJwY
>>52355156
that's only choochters
>>52355022
My dad is Scottish, he constantly has to remind me. He literally named me after a lake in Scotland.
Also his parents whom we both fucking hate, hated me and my mother because we're not Scottish lol. Funnily enough his mother (I don't refer to her as nan) died because she drank too much.
That is my only experience of Scots, fuck em.
Pretty sure I'm never gonna get a GF again lads.
test
what do you usually order at KFC /brit/?
>>52355171
och aye the noo
>>52355188
Finally got internet, turkroach?
@52355183
>waahh
FONT
alri
>>52355178
fuck off nessie
>>52355183 OMG i'm doing the no GF meme too, HOW FUNNY IS THAT hahaha
>>52355195
Zinger burrito meal. Or one of their box meals with beans as the side dish. Pepsi max to drink.
>>52355195
chicken zinger burger la
>>52355211
me on the right
>>52355211
traitor cunt
>>52355196
>scotland memes from 50 years ago
so this is a infamous and funny ""4chan"" i heard so much about
just slept for 10 and a half hours
>>52355216
it's not a meme you FUCKHEAD
>>52355178
>named ness
i'm dying
>>52355235
post the yeri time webm
>>52355253
Like in Earthbound? That's cool
>>52355195
chicken
Film4 are showing a anime every morning at 11am lads
>>52355267
post farm time
>>52355211
me firmly on the left without the rat race
