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>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider

>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip
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>attenborough dies
>bbc gives the open job as natural history film presenter to a nigger or woman
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You forgot the commercials and how they slightly go back in the show
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>>52352122
FUCK YOU BUDDY
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go watch something else then
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Fucking lel
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>>52352122
agreed
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>>52352122
Kek'd
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>>52352122
gentle reminder that America invented modern cinema and is the undisputed master of the art form.

gentle reminder that American documentaries are internationally acclaimed for their wit, subject matter, and technological innovation

gentle reminder that America has won more Golden Palms than any other nation on the face of the earth
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You forgot the American measurements.
"This praying mantis can move 200 football fields looking for its prey!"
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>>52352275
>this autism
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