>tfw left the country to avoid paying back $79,000 in student loans
Fuck Canada 2bh. NZ is chill as fuck, and Canadians are intent on electing a marxist shill. Ain't no way I'm paying them back and supporting that government.
You will pay your loans or I'm going to get mad
>wasted 79k getting a degree in International underwater basket weaving
>moved to NZ just to end up working as a dairy farmer for little pay
>has to live in a sharehouse with 4 maoris because the Chinese bought everything
>>52348591
Or what? All I have to do is never go back, and I'm scott free. My family can just come visit me.
>>52348631
My degree is a Phd in statistics Daniel. Making bank over here.
>just finished bachelor
>~25K total tuition
>10K debt
>>52348631
>be australian
>shag an abo
>glass a leb
>bum a wog
>box a roo
>get fucked by emus
>get cucked by a dingo
>die from skin cancer
>>52348715
>be town rapist
>>52348754
>be canadian
>be outleafed by new zealand
>>52348570
DUDE
WEED
>>52348570
unironically would rather Canadians here than yanks
>>52348715
>>52348793
Romania bringing the heat!
>>52348631
>little pay
our dairy farmers are fucking loaded m8
>>52348875
why fa.m?
>>52348908
the yank tourists I've seen are all very loud, fat and usually wear a cap say "TEXAS AND PROUD". They also only visit touristy things like the Sky Tower and zoos, while Leafs and Yuros tend to go tramping and shit. This is just a generalisation though
>>52348960
To be fair, every time I've met Canadians at tramping huts they've openly admitted to killing native birds to cook. Must be something to do with the fact they come from NA and don't understand how fucked Aussie/NZ wild life is.
>>52348960
>people from the South and Midwest of the US having enough money/time to go on vacation that is not a cruise.
Absolutely. Fucking. Disgusting. Sorry you have to deal with them. Someday I would like to go to NZ and complete all the Great Walks. Besides backpacking what else is there to do in NZ?
>>52349055
>killing native birds
>>52349294
you could ski during winter, the views from the skifields in the south island are pretty cool, Mt Hutt looks out onto the Pacific
You could bungee jump as well I guess.
>>52349294
You can always just go into the bush and camp out for days exploring 2bh. Used to do that a lot. There's no dangerous wild life here (no snakes, only one native poisonous spider that's rare as fuck). There are some wild boar, but they're pretty rare to come across.
>>52349373
>>52349440
all that sounds amazing. Probably would not bungee jump though. Where can you find wild boar?
>>52349640
All the national parks have wild boar and deer. Down south there are also some wallabies.
Wild boar are really dangerous if you're not armed though.
>>52349640
http://www.doc.govt.nz/parks-and-recreation/things-to-do/hunting/what-to-hunt/feral-pigs/
Apparently they're quite widespread, which I did not know.
>>52349683
>>52349689
New Zealand sounds absolutely fucking amazing. Is it actually legal to live off the land? Is there any sort of Homesteading program, and if there is, is there any restriction on foreigners enrolling?
>>52348661
>Phd in statistics
stats major here m8, tell me the prospective job opportunities for me over here
>>52348570
You just moved from China, to China.
>>52350184
NO PLEASE COME OVER HERE MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM
I WILL LITERALLY TAKE YOU TO THE HOBBIT MUSEUM AND LET YOU FUCK MY GF IF YOU DO SO PLEAAAAAAASEEEEE
>>52348570
Hey NZ. Thank you for taking that freeloader off our hands.
Don't bother sending the 79K, he'll end up costing you more.
>>52348960
walked past a bunch of backpackers yesterday with literally the most obnoxious seppo accents possible
Hope they get deported Tbh
>>52350228
You'll have no trouble finding a job in Wellington or Auckland. In Wellington you can work for a government department, in Auckland for a private company. It's just a matter of finding the best paying job.
>>52350258
I was at Wellington Airport yesterday and it's actually embarrassing how much the government shills LoTR. There's a giant fucking gollum statue and everything.
>>52349373
>>52349440
PANDERING
>>52350258
Ah I see what you're doing.
Reverse psychology. Making him think you're a nation of cucks.
Good strategy.
>>52350305
I know, it's beyond embarassing.
The worst bit was that Air NZ Hobbit flight safety video. Had to watch it about 4 times. Sometimes I fucking hate this place because of all the pandering.
>>52350331
I hate the fucking "NZ MENTIONED !!!" attitude this place has.
I know we're irrelevant but come on. Like when Taylor Swift wore an All Blacks jersey the whole country collectively busted a nut.
>>52348570
sounds to me like you'll fit in just fine cunt
>>52350405
The Herald literally runs "What the English/Aussie media said about our sports team" articles.
Inferiority complex: the country. We're living in fucking god's own, objectively an absolute paradise that people all around the world would give an arm and a leg to live in, and here we are obsessing about what they think of us.
smdh
>>52350478
I think this sort of thing is because you are both extremely irrelevant and extremely first world. Honduras or some shithole is equally irrelevant but they don't have safety or leisure time or excessive amounts of people with journalism degrees looking for retarded shit to write about.
You should just enjoy being a comfy irrelevant country on the edge of the world desu senpai
>>52350478
It got even worse when Lorde became famous
>>52350541
>You should just enjoy being a comfy irrelevant country on the edge of the world desu senpai
I do, but the media's sheer obsession with what BSAs think of us grinds my gears family.
>>52350541
I unironically enjoy it when /int/ talks about NZ
The memes are real family
>>52350604
NZ MENTIONED is real out here
>>52350258
>>52350310
Since your so triggered, I gonna go ahead and guess land is at a premium, which sucks.
Also thanks for the offer but I will have to decline. I not very keen on Tolkien and I am usually busy taking care of my girlfriend's son while she is on business trips to have a go at one of your sheep.
>>52350326
what about you Canada? Any homesteading opportunities for foreign nationals (who aren't Muslim) looking for sustainable small community living and assimilation? Pretty please fa.m? After all it is 2015
have you seen kim dot com?
>>52350850
no, he stays in his mansion and plays CoD
>complains about student debt and about people electing someone who could change that.
all right then
>>52350257
Most underrated truth in history.
>tfw I'm an NZboo and wana move there
Such a comfy country. Please, for the love of God, take me.
>>52351826
*wanna
