>tfw no australian gf
I'll never have a five head to rest my drink on after coitus.
BANTER
>>52346395
That'll do leaf, that'll do
>>52346395
you can bassically park a boeing in that forehead jesus christ
>>52346395
>It's 42 c in Australia
>Don't have to come into work at ALDI
>Nothing to do but download oscar screeners and surf 4chinz
>wander over to this board from /tv/
>Shitloads of salty Canadians with inferiority complexes to Australia
Explain this to me fa.m
>>52346510
>have nothing to do all day
>spend its entirety loading this thread
see you monday when you can finally answer me straya
>>52346548
>WHITE
>>52346510
Because they have a fucking leaf on their flag. Also remember to respond to portugese with
"t. Alberto Barbosa"
That's VERY important
>>52346395
I know tf
>>52346395
Is she one of those midgets with huge heads?
>>52346848
Nah some of our women just have massive foreheads, its fucking disgusting.
>>52346890
>all of our women have massive foreheads
fixed that for you.
Just found the article. HOLY SHIT.
All 3 finalists are 4/10 at most. One looks is a fat and ugly black girl, the other is a jew looking chick with a man face, and the third one has the forehad of a beluga whale
Beluga forehad for reference.
Are Australian women really that ugly if those 3 broads are "model" finalists? I mean wow. I guess that's what happens when your whole country was founded by methhead convicts shipped off from the UK.
>>52346395
>coitus
>>52347016
No its just libcucks saying everyone is """""""""beautiful""""""""
>>52346981
>Duckie Thot
>Thot
So what aren't Australians mixed with at this point? We know they're mixed heavily with abbos because of the stolen generation shit, and their fiveheads would indicate a lot of Somali admixture too.
>>52346463
I really did make this a meme :-/ this sucks
>>52346981
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Duckie Thot
>>52346981
>>52346395
SHE'S FUCKING QT YOU FAGGOTS SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>>52347176
t. Melissa Juratowitch
large foreheads > small foreheads
>>52346395
she looks inbred as fuck lmao
>>52347127
>>52346981
>>52347016
They gave duckie thot a bad wig and don't know black women's make up
She really doesn't look bad
>>52347215
Fucking this
Small foreheads are literally subhuman and make them look like apes
>>52347215
Sticking up for the downs
>the descendants of british scum prisoners are ugly
what else is new?
>>52347215
>>52347250
yeah but there is a fucking limit jesus christ
>>52347250
This.
>tfw you will never have a big, beautiful Somali fivehead
>>52346767
Is that from an old Picture mag? Those were the only porn mags you could buy when you were 16.
I was confused at first, because it mentioned DVDs, and who the fuck would buy that shit post-DVD age?!
>>52347346
so much this
>tfw no 5head waifu
>>52346890
I thought she just had high functioning Down's syndrome. She looks kind of cute 2bh.
She's not bad 2bh
gronky slag
>>52347500
Yeah, but only a third of her iceberg is visible.
>>52346981
One on the right looks like Emma Sulkowicz
qt
>>52347127
>>52347166
I did not understand what you guys were referencing to.
Then I looked it up in urban dictionary.
duckie thot:
Duckie That Hoe Over There.
>>52347551
>>52347500
>>52347583
>she consciously tries very hard to hide her forehad in all her pictures.
of course she's QT if you ignore that big fat beluga hump hiding from the picture.
>>52346395
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>that forehead
holy shit that's grotesque
>>52347500
what the fuck
>>52347346
>all dat cranial capacity
>absolutely zero brain activity
>>52348251
Shut the fuck up you dumb mother fucker, we will be a super power by 2030.
Just come here for fucks sake. Your accent will get them wet as fuck mate.
>>52348318
Easy there Yakub, just livable would be a good start so the rest of the world didn't have to deal with your kind
>>52346981
one on the right isn't bad at all
ayy lmao
>>52346510
Like everybody on here, they get picked on by pretty much everybody else. But unlike everybody else, they can't really handle it. As you'd expect it makes them pretty shitty people.
