>>52346196
>be american get shot by your 5 yo brother

>>52346519
>be mexican get shot by cartels

>>52346551
>be australian get lindt'd

>be white
>get a decent job

>>52346551
>be Australian travel to mexico get burned

>His country has less than 3 capitals

God sydney is such a shithole

ALLAHU AHKBARR

>>52346698
Who's more cucked the country that's landlocked by one country
Or the country who has a country inside of it?

>>52346761
It's probably more of a containment zone

>>52346761
south african constitution allows for independence so technically if you have enough people on enough land you can gain independence

>>52346838
We need that in Mexico

>be canadian
>drink alcohol