Are bidets considered a luxury in your country?
>>52345381
>check flag
>murifat always
They're considered gay in my country, but I wish I had one.
anglos post too much
forgive my ignorance but how does a bidet work exactly?
>>52345437
>goes into an anglo website
>complains about anglo posters
>bolan
>>52345450
>japanese imageboard owned by japanase on int board
>>52345473
>website started and built by anglos
>boland
>>52345444
It sprays warm water into your asshole so you arent wiping your ass with dry paper like a barbarian
>>52345508
how much pressure? does it clear out your rectum?
>>52345544
No just gets the shit off your ass, doesnt take that much pressure
>>52345381
nope, pretty common i would say
>>52345544
>>52345508
also, if it has good pressure it removes 90% of the shit on your anus/cheeks (no homo desu)
>>52345416
>wishing you were gay
quite common but new apartaments for singles aren´t getting bidets anymore
>>52345381
they're aren't considered luxury
they're faggotry 2bh
>>52345660
Sometimes
>>52345602
What do you mean "pretty common"?
Literally 95% of argie houses has one
>>52345660
world would be a lot easier really
>>52347413
Therefore it would be considered pretty common.
I have one of those Japanese toilets that has a built in bidet, feels good man, came as part of the condo
>>52345381
What the fuck is a bidet ?
We dont know.
>>52347482
Puts water in your ass to clean it as opposed to using paper that smears shit everywhere
>>52347510
What if the shit still sticks?
>>52345381
I bet if you asked around 90% of people here wouldn't know what one was
>>52347560
That's what I'm a bit confused on, I have an extremely hairy crack so idk how well it would work
Do women ever use bidets to masturbate, like they use shower heads? Serious question
>>52347579
>I have an extremely hairy crack
That made me laugh heartily
>>52347579
It works very well. The one in my house has a hot and cold tap like a sink, so you can get the water just right on the first try once you use it a couple of times. The pressure ranges from "gentle flow on my asscrack" to "penetrate and presure wash my intestines", between those two there's a spot that will always no mater what get ever last bit of shit off without actually getting in your ass.
>>52345381
No. Every house has them. Some small apartments may lack it, but it's mostly the very old ones. McDonalds and public places usually don't have them too.
Tbh I can't imagine not having one. Is too good for hygiene.
Note: in case you're wondering, the bidet ISN'T supposed to replace the paper. You clean with paper first and then you use the bidet to have a better, complete clean.
Like using or not a warm towel when shaving.
>>52347684
>public places usually don't have them
>public places
>bidet
>ever
Never in a million years would I use a public bidet, never mind that I've never seen one in a public restroom.
>>52347713
>A million people have sprayed water into their asscrack here
>>52347713
Neither do I (neither seen and no fucking way use if found one).
But since I don't know if some public place actually has them, I leave the question open.
>>52347684
>You clean with paper first and then you use the bidet
But wouldn't that make your underwear wet when you pull them up? Also, wouldn't it make any remaining poop more liquidy and cause it to stain? This is why I though bidet would be first then paper
>>52348025
There is always small towel hanging right next to the bidet to wipe your freshly cleaned ass dry. You obviously don't use that towel for anything else, and wash it frequently, even though your ass should be perfectly clean after the bidet.
>>52348079
Why would you want a poo stained towel hanging on your restroom? Makes no sense
>>52345381
Skip this gay shit and go straight to built in bidet like in Japan.
No, all the houses have at least one
>>52348289
based civiliced italy
>>52345501
>Country that belonged to natives.
>>52348079
T-this is bait, r-right?
We used to have them, but then they all disappeared and are only left in old houses. I have no idea why.
>>52348320
POO ON TOWEL
>>52348346
Because bucks arent getting fucked in the ass and dont need them
>>52348320
You think you would have shit left in your anus after that waterjet flushed it out?
>>52348320
Protip: after bidet your ass is clean
Reminder that Americans unironically live with their ass dirty
I always take a shower after poopoo. I do not think that I would use a bidet if I had one, because I like to use soap on my bottom
>>52345666
Absolutly african-tier barbarism
>>52345381
hell yea dude
>>52348799
One tier above india atleast.
>/int/
>a board for language and culture
>discusses about A FUCKING TOILET
>more than 50 replies and over 25 unique posters
you can't make this shit up
>>52348925
It's 100 times better than autistic, board killing generals.
Also you were a US colony, so must I assume you walk around life with a dirty asshole too?
how long does it take to clean you off?
>>52348235
the towel would be clean because you ass is clean
>>52349024
2-3mins
>>52348972
hey pendejo how about we see which one of us is a fucking dirty asshole huh? you wanna fight? i'll fight you mate huh
I don't remember seeing one. Instead there is a hose in each bathroom, we call it "pussy phone".
>>52349077
oh what the fuck? I just use wet wipes and get out after like 30 sec of wiping fully clean
I do have my asshole waxed though so there's no hair for shit to get stuck to
>>52349077
>2-3mins
is your asscrack covered in shag carpeting or something?
>>52348235
Again, you don't clean your ass with the towel.
You clean it the best possible with the paper, and you use the bidet to remove stains and whatever remained in your ass hole. You can soap up your hand to wash or even try paper afterwards, there is not a rule about how using it.
The bidet is to eliminate any small stain and stuff and to leave you with a smooth baby skin feeling in your ass, opposed to the sandpaper feeling of cleaning only with paper.
If you're still shitty after using the bidet, then you're doing it wrong.
>>52349197
meant to
>>52348025
>>52349108
>>52349109
Watering your asshole + getting it totally dry + dressing back on before getting out of the bathroom = 2-3mins
Classic
>be european
>get raped by water
>>52345381
How many Indians do you think actually use /int/?
my procedure is the oposite actually, first i use the bidet, thats cleans 90% of the shit away, then i use dry toilet paper for the rest.
if my buttcheeks are too wet i use a towel.
i dont like using toilet paper first, if there are too much shit in my asshole it make a mess
>>52345501
>originally just copied our websites
>tfw no enema after you anti-indian
>>52349364
do yuropoors and argies really have such a poor diet that they have sticky, peanutbutter-tier poop that has to be pressure washed away?
a clean wipe is a sign of a healthy digestive tract.
>>52349338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP7OXDWof30
>>52349471
t. dirty smelly asshole
>>52349513
i have a healthy diet and waxed my asscrack hair. i dont even need to wipe.
>>52349586
>waxed my asscrack hair
canadian """""""""""""""""men"""""""""""""""""""
>>52349617
my asscrack is waxed so that it's smoother when my boyfriend enters me
>>52349643
That's is very considerate of you
>>52349586
>A FUCKING WAXED ASSHOLE
>>52349643
>Wax asscrack
>Nano spray ass area
Never wipe again bros
>>52349643
good lad
works better than tp
i miss bidets quite a bit Tbh.
anyway she is facing the wrong way on that thing. I never faced that way. I prefer the "bum gun" they use in southeast asia
>>52349617
>taking water up the ass every time you shit
>n-no homo
>not having your asshole waxed an bleached
barbarians.
>>52349693
>i miss bidets quite a bit Tbh.
where did you use them?
>>52349663
>>52349692
it feels a lot better for me 2bh, idk
>>52349687
If I spread my asscheeks properly when shitting I don't have to wipe at all, though you always do a safety wipe to make sure of that
>>52349708
you know the faucet isn't supposed to go inside your asshole
shocking, I know
>>52349726
when i lived in europe for 1/4 my life i had them in a few of the apartments/houses i lived in
>>52349586
bad ass
when you step on dog shit what do you do? do you grab tp and wipe it? or do you spray it off with a house?
>>52349749
cant you get one in the land of the free?
>>52349741
>enjoying an enema everytime you shit
you shouldnt have a shitty asshole if you have a proper diet.
>>52349798
not that guy but you can, my house has one, just depends on where you live since they have to redo the plumbing in your bathroom
>>52349708
The water doesn't penetrate your anus, my leafian friend.
Japan perfected the bidet. By putting it into the toilet and adding a blow dryer.
>>52349815
there's literally no reason not to clean your ass properly regardless of your diet
>>52349837
my neighbor has one of those, I unironically asked him if I could take a shit in his house to test it out and he let me
>>52349854
lel, awkward moment i suppose
The main reason I want my own home is so i can get a bidet desu. What about those Japanese toliet with built in bidets? Are those available in the US?
>>52349884
you can get a bidet at Home Depot
>>52345381
Dunno, but my father sweared a lot when he doing his new appartment and had knew there no toilets with bidet at market
>>52349586
>waxed my asscrack
You just love getting laughed at, right?
>>52349898
Can I get a waifunese toliet there?
>>52350047
literally the only """""""""people""""""""" that laughed were argies. other firstworld posters seem to have waxed cracks too.
why are you still trying to justify douching your asshole? gotta keep your chococave clean for your boyfriend?
>Are bidets considered a luxury in your country?
Not exactly a luxury, but they're not common.
>>52350132
t. Alberto Chang
>>52350132
>t. Alberling Barbochong
>>52345381
>no bidet
>no japanese toilet
I gotta clean my ass with toilet paper and wash in the shower like a hillbilly
>>52350132
>other firstworld posters seem to have waxed cracks too.
>>52345501
>website started and built by anglos
thank god toot or poot or whatever his name was fucked off. Damn sjw hipster. Now 4chan belongs to based japanese
>>52350415
hopefully websie will get less anglo with time
>>52350415
mook lives in the US
>>52350523
>arguments america tier
>>52350564
he lives in San Francisco
in any event the main servers for this site are hosted in France somewhere I think though of course it's on Cloudflare's CDN
If you wax your ass, it sweats a lot. Enjoy your swamp ass you filthy subhumans
>>52345381
no, almost every house has one
>>52350728
>no, almost every house has one
basques don't have if
Not really. You'd just have to kill some space in your bathroom to put it. That's why almost no one here uses it.
>>52345381
i have one in my bathroom... i had to train my bf a bit but eventually he acceptded it!! also like ITT: ppl with dirty privates!
>>52345381
What the fuck?
This is easily the gayest thread on/int/ right now, and that's even including /brit/ and /balt/
>>52351515
You have shit in your anus right now lol
>>52345381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjB6N7hMiDQ
>>52351540
Just showered твн, U-r-gay
Many families are provided with it in Japan.
>>52351647
>He forgot to enema
>>52345381
sorta??? but desu. i have one (=
The Hand Held Bidet Sprayer is better than a Bidet = it has a stronger water flow and more control of where it sprays. It requires no new plumbing to install plus you don't have to get up and move. See bathroomsprayers.com.
>>52351540
>tfw took a poo yesterday and theres still poo all over my crack and taint
>>52345381
Because my underwear does not have shit when I use it, it is convenient.
>>52351825
This Tbh. It works like a charm
>>52351825
Do you reach around back with it or go under your balls?
No all the houses have this, you filthy barbarian.
I use both designated poopy bins and bidet to be extra clean desu
They're in every house I've been to. I don't think they're a luxury anywhere on earth. Come on even hotels have them
every house had one or more here, if you don't have one you're poor and disgusting.
>>52356884
has*
>>52348397
POO ON ASS ALL DAY
I've literally never seen one in australia
waste of water desu
There are no bidets in Germany :/
During the trip to Italy, my friend and I didn't know why this object was set in the bathroom of the hotel so we end up using that to dry our washed clothes lel
>>52357774
We are still shitting in holes.
>>52359182
I would be afraid to shit in japan. You have to squat like a russian over a dirty shitting trench. I'd be afraid I'd get shit on my pants.
>>52345508
muslim scum detected
i use paper like a good christian should
perflectly clean, without getting my asshole wet
>>52345508
>Into your asshole
how fucking dumb can you be
>>52345544
>does it clear out your rectum
jesus christ
never seen one in real life 2bh
they are very common
I literally wouldn't know how to clean my ass without one
We had a bidet when I was younger, I have not seen one in any of the houses after that though. I think they are quite rare in the UK.
Now I just shower after I have been to the toilet.
Rate the toilet of where I live, 1960's commie-style apartment
>>52362448
>>52362500
WHAT in the flying fuck is that. the poo doesn't go directly into the loo
>>52345508
What if it misses you?
>>52345381
Kinda
>>52362500
And if the people living upstairs take shits and flush water, they go through the horizontal beige pipe with huge noise
>>52362571
ever seen a german toilet?
They stop and look at their shit before they flush it, gotta inspect it.
>>52363409
this
only old houses have it.
