What the fuck is wrong with australians?
memes and banter aside, it's like they're all drunk and retarded at the same time, 24/7
>>52342391
It's the sun, it makes people retarded.
>>52342391
Can't handle the banter? Take more milk.
>>52342429
I gather that, I always liked you guys more than them, always remember your cold brothers across the pond please.
>>52342495
Ooga booga?
>>52342391
what is aussism
>>52342391
Yeah they're a bunch of touched cunts 2bh.
Still, that's the familia cuz. So I'm obligated to tell you to get fucked.
You can literally tell if the poster is an Australian without looking at his flag.
It is unbelievable how consistent Australian posters are in every aspect. Is it just one group of dedicated retards?
>>52344677
It's fine cuz. Hey we should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there
>>52342391
What is wrong with canadians?
They're playing up to the stereotype mate, the more you complain about it or laugh at it, the more it gets reinforced.
The real cunts are Canadians, they don't have an excuse, rather than banter or shitposting they feel comfortable being whingey pseudo-poms with all the personality of a paper cup
>>52344980
>whingey pseudo-poms with all the personality of a paper cup
what does that make us
>>52342391
it's the heat
>>52345097
pseudo australians with the charisma of a damp sponge
>>52344980
Fuck off Sheep shagger. I met the lot of you in S.E.A. and you were all man whores.
>>52345097
whingey poms with an alcohol problem
>>52345165
t. sex tourist
>>52345165
every canuck I've met has been an annoying know it all dork with a chip on their shoulder
Wew, the Aussies are too scared to reply in this thread
>>52345269
actually i sense an anzac thread in the making 2bh
seps out, cheers
>>52342391
>>52345269
Corr she'll bee roit mayt
>>52345190
I was there just to travel around, I had no sex at all.
I was there and met one guy, and I told him I was flying on a philippine airline, then he's like "Oh you know they're not approved by the EU, Well... in a plane crash it's best to crash after take off then you don't see what's coming, or that much. But when you are in high altittude you know what's coming. Then he looked at me and smiled and asked where the bathroom was... fucking cunt. I directed him to the toilets
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>Not being drunk 24/7
No hangover maaate.
>>52345324
last time you told this shitty story it was an aussie, now it's a kiwi
regardless no one gives a fuck
>>52345097
pseudo-pom sick cunts with the personality of an autistic Australian
>>52345324
Fairly sure I've seen this story before, seem to remember it being about Aussies last time though.
>>52345097
Pure brits
>>52345355
It was a kiwi, the first time I told a fib and said he was an aussie, but really he was from NZ.
and when I said he asked where the bathroom, he asked where the showers were, and I told him where the toilets were.
Fuck me man, how long have you been browsing here?
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canadians are just as bad desu
their shitposts aren't even amusing or rage-inducing, they're just sad
>>52345413
you posted it only a couple of weeks ago
>>52345445
Nah, it was in september or october m8, maybe someone reposted what I said, because one guy made a caption, from chile or some shit.
>>52345097
aussies with permanent colds
>>52345097
Domesticated Australians
>>52345328
still get flashbacks of a few months ago where i drank 3/4 of a bottle of vodka, 1/4 of a bottle of bourbon, 4 cans of pre-mix bourbon and 4 bottles of beer, then woke up and drank for the rest of the day.
nothing better than no hangover :^)
>>52345097
the true sons of the empire
>>52345664
this
>>52345705
Sounds like the perfect name for a loyalist political party
>>52345700
still get flashbacks of your mums greasy moot
If I shot my cum onto your mouth, would you swallow it?
>that's the real question
>>52342391
its the combination of fetal alcohol syndrome, convict and abbo genetics, and too much vegemite.
>>52342391
soft cunt
>>52345664
I'd go with FAILED AUSTRALIANS, but yours works too.
>>52345844
>>52345915
>>52345889
our culture is irrelevant icefight shit
your culture is just niggers, kikes, and feminists.
>>52345963
>>52346027
I played some levels made by Australians on super Mario maker and the level design even felt consistently like the 8bit version of shitposting. Jap levels feel soulless, American are most rounded, Spain makes the most auto play levels, and France are usually the highest quality along with ours
