>43°C
>Internet has cut out
>>52341655
>39°c
>bloated
JUST
>43c during winter
I can only imagine how hellish your summers are.
>>52341655
>>52341829
>ausfags are meltin'
>while we have a cozy warm winter with +6°C
>internet cut out
>still manage to shitpost
HOW? WILL NOTHING END THE TERROR?
ONCE A JOLLY SWAGMAN
>>52341855
it is summer in south hemisphere
>41°C
>work has shitty aircon
>>52341655
>43°C
>>52341910
CAMPED BY A BILLABONG
>>52341927
>5°C here
>cozy commieblock where you have +23°C with central heating but it's turned off since the building can handle that temperature itself
>>52341655
>>52341829
>>52341927
>>52341956
t. Marble Barite
>>52341974
Yes hello this is marble barite
>>52341655
>tfw 10c
comfy as fuck
>>52341995
Please endure the heatenings mr Marble Barite
You people complete me
I can't live without shitposting with my frenemies Autistralians
>-20C
>This is t-shirt weather, sweater at best
Sucks to be you m8
>>52342034
*rubs up against you *
You like that?
*pops my arse up like a bitch in heat*
>>52342078
*sticks a plunger to you're face instead*
>>52342119
Tell me about the pole? Why does he carry the plunger?
>>52342078
>>52342119
>>52342142
Get a room, fags
>>52342078
>*pops my arse up like a bitch in heat*
>>52342157
>Ey hoser why don't you just make like our national symbol and flag and leaf? Sorry but its 2015 sorry
Lol eat shit fags, enjoying this lovely Queensland weather
>>52342142
Lots of Poles left for the UK to do shitty jobs there, for comparatively high salary. You could literally clean toilets out of British shit and save good money, for a Pole, and send it home where it had five times the value. Specialists left too, and made incredible cash, but they're not that funny.
Meanwhile, Poland improved, so the difference isn't as large and we're starting to appreciate out conservativeness. But the stereotype stuck. The plunger is there.
>>52342194
Dude, just relax and smoke some weed lmao
>>52342226
Mmmm baby my tummy is choco-block full of brown poo poo hehe ;) why don't you use your plunger to get all that hot shit out of my tummy wummy? *purrs*
>public transport with all these teenage girls heading to the local beach wearing their bikinis from home instead of normal clothes
>>52342298
>the Auslard bends over and pulls his trousers down
>approach for docking
>stick the plunger
>"O kurwa, that's some solid shit stuck here"
>Rotate the plunger and mash shit with the solid part
>Auslard goes all "crikey! strewth ! papa emu!" to me
>finally berry the glove deep inside
>pull the shit
>it's made of gold
>throw it away for love is the best reward
>clean everything
>that'll be 40,000 GBP
>get a foster's instead
>mfw
>-8 Celsius
>student house so shit insulation
>>52342443
>-8 Celsius
Sorry, bizarro-/int/, how much is it in Freedom units?
>>52342511
17 Farenheit
Not even the coldest either, it's been a warm winter so far.
>>52342569
I've been thinking about Fahrenheit
I think you're right that it's really good for describing the weather outside and how it feels for a human. 0 and 100 mark the borders of what you can stand
Though it's shit for anything else. When I want my tea boiled, I just say 100oC. Or when I want to have some mint, I say 80oC will suffice. Body temperature? 36.6oC. Having 0oC as the marking point of when water freezes is good too
But don't listen to me, my generously sized friend. Freedom is good
fuck im drunk
>>52342638
i'm also drunk desu
but yeah it's knda nice for weather but agreed shit for evrythign else
I remember a rhyme I learned in German class for Celsius.
30 is hot
20 is nice
10 is cool
0 is ice
>>52342681
>also drunk desu
what do you drink?
>>52342742
beer
Downed a few Franziskaners and Hacker-Pschorrs, drinking some winter ale from >muh microbrewery and it tastes kinda shitty
>>52342787
okey
>Franziskaners
we have this shit there
>>52342787
>not pabst blue
shiggy my brother, just drink the cheap shit
>>52342681
It'll differ a bit for a country, you got it right. I'll give you how I feel it
40 - life-threatening heat, drink lots of water, avoid physical exercise, this is a catastrophe, call all your grandparents, make sure they have water, buy them groceries
30 - heat, buy water and stay out of the sun
21 - room temperature, comfort if you like t-shirts
19 - room temperature, comfort if you enjoy blouses and sweaters
15 - you can see your breath
10 - cool
1-5 - fucking nasty, cold and disgusting
0 - water behaves like honey and it's dangerous
-1 to -5 - perfect winter temperature
-10 - windows freeze, being outside for long is not comfortable
-20 and less - disaster, call all your family and elders and ask if they have all the supplies, move your fingers outside, frostbite is likely
>>52342849
Good stuff. Any Russian beer yo'd recommend trying?
>>52342857
Might get some over break. Otherwise besides my own beer the roommates have Bud light
>>52342873
how cold does it get around Boland this time of year?
>>52342873
>-20 and less - disaster, call all your family and elders and ask if they have all the supplies, move your fingers outside, frostbite is likely
gonna get fucken drunk tonight cunts
>>52342937
Normally it would be between +2 and -10oC. But the last ten years changed everything and we get between +1oC and +10oC which is really weird, but good for me since I work and night and rely on a bicycle
I really would rather not try my bike with its semislicks on frozen icy puddles.
Once every three years or so Siberian air gets here and we get -20 to -25oC here
All Spanish immigrants are crying then :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD schools are closed
I like that weather because icicles are beautiful and people get closer to each other
right now it's +6oC tho
http://www.meteo.pl/um/metco/mgram_pict.php?ntype=0u&fdate=2015121818&row=381&col=199&lang=pl
Winter is truly the most comfy patrician season
Only thing that sucks is the lack of sunlight and people here (including me ) get that SAD disorder
>walk outside and see all the snow glowing in front of the streetlights
>>52342895
I like Minusinskoe but you can't buy it
Also Zatecky Gus from 1st pic is breddy bood
>winter
>21 degrees centigrade
noice
>>52343181
Looks great.
If you ever come to the states try pic related. It's a meme beer (microbrew) but it's one of the best ales you can get.
>>52343147
Son I work for American customers
I haven't seen the sun being high since June
>>52343181
Drinking Tyskie here
Fucking Lidl doesn't have my favourite Tatra
This pepe reminds me of a good friend of mine.
He always works from 7:00 to 16:00, and when he comes home he plays WoW for 10 hours before going to bed.
What a life, huh?
>>52343237
>If you ever come to the states
if only in a dream
>>52343306
when he sleeps?
>tfw expected to have a white Christmas
>>52343415
Can't you into math Igor?
He usually logs of at 2:00 in the middle of night and sleeps 4-5 hours.
>winter
>14C every day
>everyone loves this
>I fucking hate it
FML
>>52343487
It's terrible
Hope his work not so responsible
>>52343522
>14C
how it will be in Fahrenheit?
>>52343631
that's like 57 degrees in Fahrenheit
that guy is probably in California where that's considered cold
>>52343661
that guy probably behind proxy
7c Thats cold since I live on the gulf of mexico
-16c here. Comfy.
>>52343704
no I don't think so, that is considered cold in California, I live in SoCal and for most of the year it's never below 60 Fahrenheit (15.5C) except in winter
>>52343522
what a baby you are
>>52341655
Madelede
>>52341655
that's my face when i recognize i wont be seeing any cric at the Gabba this year
>>52341655
Never give up shitposting.
Never.
Hottest I've ever experienced personally were 40,5° and it was a nightmare. I was sweating so much it was not even fun anymore. I had headaches and could not eat anything during the day. But I drank over 10 liters. I literally can't function in such heat. And at night I slept maybe 2-3 hours because it was still above 30° outside and I couldn't sleep well.
How can people live in such hot countries? Your cognitive functions pretty much stop at 35°+
I'm sweltering at 21°C, I don't think I could hack Australia
>>52343760
I meant that it was too fucking WARM
who /comfy/ here
>tfw gonna rain tomorrow
I honestly don't understand why anyone would ever want it to be colder than 18C
>>52341855
>dumbtugal
>>52343848
>mfw theres been two days just this week that got over 40
>still not phased
>>52343908
It's alright.
>>52343964
That sounds terrible. I start feeling uncomfortable at 25.
>>52343871
Is that the coldest it gets in CA? I have job prospects there (and other motive to live there because I could see a whole side of my family I haven't seen since I was 4)
don't know if I could sacrifice my favorite season for that though
>>52344021
that's the only place in Mexico I've ever been (went for work), pretty cozy place
>>52341855
Is the /int/ meme truly real?
>>52341956
UNDER THE SHADE OF THE COOLIBAH TREE
>>52344017
t.owner of a 5000W AC device who doesn't leave the house in summer
>>52344031
don't do it. if you can find work in a familiar place, its much better. im not in CA, im in NY (we just had a week of temps in the upper 50s) but i went to school in tex. that weather shit really fucked with my head and the people were really different from what im used to. id never work some place that only has 2 seasons: hot and really hot
>>52344286
>id never work some place that only has 2 seasons: hot and really hot
It's pretty good, you only need half the clothes.
>>52343522
NYC breakdown
40 => its hot, drink lots of water and use lots of ac
30 => its warm, but nice. go to the beach if you can
20 => its ok, but be sure to grab a jacket; might get chilly
10 => its cold. better stay indoors. wear a northface parka if you do decide to go outside cause' its dangerous and shit. (if it rains: your shit is fucked)
0 => fuck it's really dangerous outside, don't go out unless absolutely necessary (if it snows: close everything and panic)
-10 => it's a fucking disaster (if it snows: its the end of the fucking world. stock up on starbucks coffee and call in the national guard)
>>52344470
>It's pretty good, you only need half the clothes.
And why is that good? you miss out on some awesome experiences
>snow ball fights
>skiing
>hiking
>drinking a hot beverage while smelling that crisp winter air
>being cosy
>>52344708
Snow is shit and I have the last two every year at 0C without the snow.
Skiing's pretty cool though.
Meanwhile in the state of Georgia
It's snowed one inch! Buy up all the bread and milk and SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
>>52344541
Upstate NY breakdown
>40 to - 30
>"hold muh beer, I think I can get us out of this ditch if I use both hands"
-2°C
>two days ago it was 60 degrees
>today it's 32 degrees
>>52342320
Who is this semen demon?
>>52346292
-6°C here
>Canada can't even cold better than USA
>all these australian heat threads
Aw shut up, you'd be asking for the blazing deep frying sun of the outback where you live if you lived in the snowy wastelands.
>>52341876
17°C here and i'm comfy with a hot chocolate
>>52346974
feels good man
>>52342873
One time I did wakeboard at a 45 degrees sun
I'm white as shit, I was drunk and high, got so sunburned i had to go to a hospital
>>52344110
If you don't have AC just pop open the window, the fan, wear shorts and drink water. Most houses are brick so that keeps it cool, its fucked if you love in a flat with no AC though
t. No AC
>>52347036
cold showers and ice packs are nice too
>>52344017
>mfw everyday this week and halfway into next week its supposed to be above 36 degrees.
>mfw people think we're uncomfortable
Beauty
>>52344110
pool owner and live near the beach actually
my pool literally brings the girls to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours
>>52347147
don't frogs boil in temperatures that high?
38ºC here.
>0°
I just want to go fucking skiing
>>52341655
>humans still living in this hot place
http://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/why-australias-hot-weather-is-bad-for-our-economy/news-story/7f5d5b54f0079204082bc1aa47c35c31
>>52347312
>The ski resorts keep making snow
But it melts
>>52342940
WAKE ME UP
>tfw Australians celebrate Christmas in the summer
Must be weird being an Australian child and watching all these American and European movies about Christmas where it's cold and it's snowing.
>>52348057
Why?
>>52348057
Not really, the majority of the world doesn't have snow for Christmas. The whole idea of snow being part of Christmas only came around with Charles Dickens
>>52344112
at least it's not windy anon
but Humidity 85% fuck that
anything over 15c is nigger weather.
20c+ is disgusting.
>>52341655
Good.
