>existed for 1000 years (ONE THOUSAND)
>invented a cheese slicer
literally abo tier 2bh.
>Norwegian HDI
Literally heaven-tier
>>52340943
I heard norway has a ton of oil and is mostly muslim...
>>52341001
t. mehmet fal al jiqir futmad akbar
>Norway gets BLACKED
>gene pool improves
>>52340943
It's common knowlege that everyone loves us, didn't you know that? Even bible worshipping gun-loving southern state americans loves us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE
>>52341082
Gun loving southern state americans dont even know what you are you stupid irrelevant fuck.
>>52340943
>iceland
https://youtu.be/5F_INMLk_lE
Which one would you use, /int/?
>>52341124
Your mom's dildo
>>52341124
the knife because im not a faggot
>>52341124
knife, definitely
>>52341094
Yeah dem icelanders are not normal
>>52341124
right
>>52341113
Oh je they do
>>52341124
O S T H O V E L
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>>52341124
roight tbch
I actually have one and it's great.
>>52341124
Högra. Danskjävel.
>>52341124
If want a slice of cheese, knife.
If I want small bits of cheese to melt like for a fondue, the slicer is a better choice desu
>>52341185
is it true that dutch "people" play a game called fist the frank, where people stick fingers up a sleeping persons ass until he wakes up?
>i use a cheese shovel because i want to be different, shadow the hedgehog would have used a cheese shovel
>>52341082
no we dont
>>52341390
>I use firearms because i want to be different, shadow the hedgehog would have used a firearm
you sound retarded
>hurrdurr lets use less effective tool
>>52341230
Wrong order.
>>52341118
i dont like women talking about lewd things
this should be against the law
these women should be stoned
>>52341082
>be me, in the US
>together with other exchange students
>american asks a girl where is she from
>norway
>is this in california?
>no it's in europe
>yeah but isn't it in california?
I though she was retarded, but she was simply american
>>52342219
>no it's in europe
>yeah but isn't it in california?
it was believable until this part, you went too far
>>52342219
>brazil
>>52342219
>mfw I also met people like this during my exchange
>>52342286
i think it's funny that they're one of the countries on here that talks shit to us the most too, when they are essentially a worse america that speaks portuguese
>>52341082
Actually we know more about Denmark than Norway...
>>52342284
sorry bro, but it's true, the norwegian girl face in disbelief was something I remember to this day.
an american woman also asked me if we had cars in Brazil
IF WE HAD CARS
NO I GO TO SCHOOL BY ALLIGATOR, I should have said
>>52341152
>>52341166
It's a cheese wire
>>52341230
It's a wire son, a cheese wire. Also, just use a normal knife for bits of cheese, or cut the soft cheese with the side of the slicer.
>>52342326
well, I may live in a country so violent that kills a nigger per minute, but I don't get why this would keep me from posting.
>>52342374
>NO I GO TO SCHOOL BY ALLIGATOR, I should have said
>implying
>>52342374
Why would we need to learn about an irrelevant nation?
>>52342503
I'm ok with not knowing where Norway or Brazil are, but once someone tells you the continent, I don't think it's still acceptable to asks if it's in California.
Just my two cents though.
>>52342371
Oh so you guys already know that they all are alcoholics and have rusty bicycles for transportation
>>52342552
The only relevant continent is the fucking United States of America
>>52342374
I lived in the US for a few years
People would ask if I've met the Queen and if I know a friend/relative of theirs in London
I have a vaguely Scottish last name. When my mum came to pick me up from school one day, another parent came over and asked my mum if we wanted to go around their house and get to know each other better since we were all ''''''''''Scottish''''''''''
Of course my mum declined the offer and said we had other things to do
>>52342503
Americans are so fucking dumb, holy shit.
You're fucking defending someone who thinks Europe is in California. Fucking fat fuck.
And what technological innovations has your country brought to the world then?
>>52342611
Well have you met the Queen and do you know my cousin in Nottingham
pls notice me based Icelandic poster
>>52342651
This desu
>>52342651
Only Icelandic "invention" I can think of is EVE Online
>>52342651
Sigur Ros
>>52342651
this thread is about norway not iceland
>>52342688
noticed
>>52342796
;^)
>>52342670
No and unlikely
>>52342611
>get to know each other better since we were all ''''''''''Scottish''''''''''
I laughed more than I should.
I have an Italian surname, and once an american actually started to ask me stuff about Italy although I've never been there.
>>52342822
Well she lived in London
>>52342796
>Damage Control
We get it all Norway has brought to the world is a cheese sliced, we've established that.
We need to establish what other countries have invented. Since you are the OP, I think it's only nice that we let you talk about what Iceland has done for the world.
Iceland is just a unincorporated territory of Norway, they even have a political party who's main goal is to reunite with us.
>>52342881
London is a BIG city
>>52342796
Plz let me know of ONE great invention from Iceland
>>52340943
>>existed for 1000 years (ONE THOUSAND)
>>fail at banking and building
:^)
>>52342889
>they even have a political party who's main goal is to reunite with us.
and you have political party that dries Ahmed's cock out of semen and puts it in your mothers vagina
stfu kid
>>52342925
For you.
>>52342925
You mean that you can't tell me if you met a single person that I didn't give you a description of that lived in a city of millions. I'm really disappointed in you
>>52342941
>>52342929
>>52342796
pls no fighting brothers ;(
>>52342970
ah, The macedonian butthurt
I missed you
>>52342606
relevant in jew population
>>52342992
I-I'm sorry Pekka, skål och trevlig helg
>>52342970
And you are the result of exactly that being practiced for centuries.
>>52342981
I met her
>>52342970
We also has macedonian hoes desu
>>52342929
EVE online
Books
Banter
unlimited energy (you plebs just dont know about it yet)
jesus
hitlers grandmother
we have no muslims
>>52342970
based zimbabwe bringing the heat
>>52342992
im sorry that you had to hear this finland. I love you the most.
>>52343032
t.Mehmet
>>52343032
المرأة الألمانية الحب الديك بنت نعم الثناء ميركل
>>52343030
>>52343071
shhh no tears, only brotherhood
>>52343071
>not one single invention
>mfw
>>52343071
>Books
Okay then
EVERYONE LOOK AT PIC RELATED
THE ONLY ENTRY IS A FUCKING MUSICIAN
>>52343071
Iceland invented one thing, and called it the P-Orridgemeter.
>>52342882
>>52342929
Iceland brought the world Quarashi 2bh lids
https://vimeo.com/92691888
>>52343149
>>52343157
>>52342992
Sorry, Finland, anything for you.
>>52343157
In 2012, there were about 48,000 registered Muslims in Oslo, making up about 8% of the population
>in 2012
>>52343071
You're digging a hole for yourself here mate. You know that Iceland is a fucking pathetic, insignificant country which has done nothing positive for the world. Just stop here and we'll forget about this little outburst.
>>52343279
shut the fuck up you got beat by farmers with pitchforks
>>52343279
In his defense, Iceland has the population of a city.
>>52343329
Same as Bergen city actually, and Bergen is a nice city
>>52343313
Nice try, it just goes right to the first search word.
>>52343279
This
>>52343329
>Population of a city
>Not unincorporated Norwegian island
It's only a matter of time
>>52343313
>Flash porn
What kind of page this that? Probably all 144p videos from the 90s. You see we use HTML5 here in the civilized world.
>>52343312
how did we even beat ""great"" britian in that war? like wtf?
>>52343071
>meanwhile, sweden invented bombs, modern warfare and Surströmming
>>52343385
Which is better, the entirety of Iceland or Bergen?
I have to admit, I can't choose.
>>52343385
What has Bergen invented?
Just kidding, I couldn't care less.
>>52340943
>iceland
strong guys
lord of the rings
game of the thrones
cute but slightly awkward women
>norway
muslims
mass shootings
>>52343422
>Surströmming
A war-crime is nothing to be proud of.
>>52342067
That's retarded, if I wanted to slice cheese I'd use a knife; mostly because a knife has multiple uses while the cheese shovel has literally one use, if I had a different utensil for every type of food I'd be up to my neck in the things
>>52343438
Bacalao came from Bergen to Brazil back in the days when the city wuz kangz
>>52343505
this
>>52343438
Being our capital and then losing that status. :^)
>>52343418
>Probably all 144p videos
Oh, sorry didn't realized that you actually call studios with high quality cameras to film your girlfriends getting fucked by jamal and mehmet.
See, we learn all sorts of new things about foreign countries in here.
>>52343503
We exported zyklon B to germany during ww2, that's we can be proud of at least?
>>52343505
>not slicing cheese with cheese slicer
>not peeling bananas with the banana peeler
>not eating soup with the soup eater
>not scratching your ear with the ear scratcher
subhuman
>>52343438
BIG
BERGEN
COCK
>>52343515
Sorry but I couldn't make sense of your words
is Bacalao the norwegian spelling of Bacalhau? even then, Bacalhau is portuguese food, not Brazilian.
>>52343037
Oh cool. Tell her I say hi the next time you see her.
>>52343422
>modern warfare
Whut? Sweden hasn't even been in a war in a gazillion years, or let's sweden has never actually been in a war since fighting with sticks stones doesn't not count
Well enjoy getting shit on Iceland, there's a reason all your "Norway sucks" threads end with you becoming the banter target. (You specifically OP, memorized your writing pattern)
>>52343554
And the ore-trains to Narvik during the occupation. Thanks a lot, btw.
>have way more relevant inventions
>people only know you for cheese slicers
it hurts I tell you what
>>52343634
Fucking auto incorrector.
>>52343685
Np, you have a lot less jews now right? Anyday, söte bror
>>52343532
>mfw ikke i Bergens festplassen med min Norsk kjæreste
>>52343609
Bacalhau sounds similar so I guess it's the same thing. Don't you guys speak portuguese?
http://strawpoll.me/6305083
>>52343634
He probably means 'modern' in the sense of the early modern period starting with the late middle ages. It's still a pretty vague phrase though as warfare is constantly evolving and I'm not entirely sure what he means.
>>52343732
You mean cod fish originally came from Bergen to Brazil? Or just the word Bacalao to portuguese language?
>>52343685
and nazi soldier trains, don't forget about them
>>52343616
Will do
>>52343857
brings a tear to my eye :')
>>52343826
Only the fish, not the word
>>52343505
I bet you eat half an inch slices, fatty.
>>52343556
>not wanking your cock off with your mum lmao
>>52341124
whats these for
>>52344225
cutting cheese. what's your preference when cutting cheese?
>>52343505
But slicing cheese is not one of the uses of a knife. It simply doesn't work, the slices get way too thick and it takes forever. A cheese slicer is the only viable option. It allows you to quickly slice slices of cheese in perfect thickness.
Also, cheese slicers are god tier for taking frozen pizzas out of the oven.
And if you need many thin cucumber slices, if you have many guests or you are putting them in sweet vinegar, a cheese slicer is very useful.
It is one of the most used utensils, it's not a waste like a waffle iron is, you use it many times every day. And brings a huge improvement in quality of life.
>>52344241
ractose intorerant
>>52344241
Honestly before this thread I had no idea that everybody in the word doesn't use the cheese "shovel"
>>52344241
ok Im stupid
Anyway I dont eat enough cheese to require having a cheese cutter in my house. Also most cheese I bought are pre-cut(snack) or powdered (cooking)
very murican tier
>>52344235
I'm sorry for you. Your mum is a good friend of mine. When I don't need her you can talk to her if you want
>>52344293
Danes doesn't use them because they refuse to use anything made by Norwegians, no matter how practical it is
>>52344279
>the slices get way too thick and it takes forever
Maybe if you have the shaky untrained hands of a woman who's been using a cheese shovel all your life.
>>52344279
>>52344091
Do they not have chef's knives in Scandinavia? I can cut cheese or cucumber as thin as a gnat's tit and 5 times as fast as using a cheese shovel.
>>52344314
>Anyway I dont eat enough cheese to require having a cheese cutter in my house. Also most cheese I bought are pre-cut(snack) or powdered (cooking)
>very murican tier
what the fuck Japan
absolutely fucking disgusting
>not eating cottage, camembert or brie
>the current year
>>52344423
>5 times as fast as using a cheese shovel.
literally impossible, at best you'd be able to do it in the same speed
>>52344349
Oh it was a "your mom" joke, I thought it was a classic incest joke.
That makes it less creep and more childish. Are "your mom" jokes still big in Australia past the age of 15?
>>52344423
Knives are too dangerous for them
>>52344402
Danes are such prunes, I swear. They force us into a """"union"""" with them after most of our population dies off, and then treat us like shit for centuries. Then when we finally start becoming independent, they completely deny our existence cuz of "muh empire".
>>52344423
That is bullshit, you'll never be able to cut as fast and as precise as with a slicer when slicing brown cheese or Jarlsberg.
>>52344482
When everyone turns 15 here they get flown over to brasil to fuck your mum
>>52344558
I bet you are very excited for your turn huh? just 3 more years.
>>52344505
Yeah, those guys are assholes. We gave you a chance to practice your own language and write your own constitution, so when are we going to form a new union again?
>>52343435
It should be easy, some inbreed icelenders or these fine Bergen lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH7UrjfhylA
>>52344679
>replying over and over again to someone making your mum jokes
>>52344705
Let's remove kebab first, then we'll talk.
>>52344752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn2VcdTsy-U or how about these fine Finnish lads?
>his country doesn't have an explorer who was first at the south pole, and also got the nobel peace price for helping ww1 refugees
pathetic desu
>>52344705
Constitution was written after Denmark was out of picture and before swedfags came into picture. It took us 100 years to tell you and your ally germany to fuck off
>>52344517
Speaking of which, we also invented brown cheese.
It's brown. Goes with the cheese slicer. Everything.
>>52345553
Do you have any sources that mesost was invented in Norway? I've always wondered about it, since there's lots of swedes claiming it was invented here
Is Iceland the best New World nation?
>>52345708
Huh. Never really thought of Iceland as New World, despite technically being so.
>>52345622
Yeah swedes tend to say the weirdest things
>>52344784
M8 you are a fucking pisshead
>>52345622
Basic brown cheese goes too far back for it to be sure, but it was always primarily made all over Norway and former Norwegian land in Sweden. The brown cheese we know today however can be attributed to the great Anne Hov.
>>52345622
Hm. Not sure, Wiki only refers to one type of brown cheese with a clear Norwegian source:
"If boiled for a shorter time, the soft, spreadable version called prim in Norwegian (or messmör in Swedish and mysingur in Icelandic), similar to dulce de leche, is produced.
Prim had been made in Norway for a long time when Anne Haav (Anne Hov in some sources), a milk maid in Gudbrandsdalen, got the idea of putting cream into the cheese and invented the Flotemysost. She found that the cheese was better and easier to cut by increasing the percentage of fat with the addition of cream. She received a good price for her new cheese, and this merchandise is said to have saved the Gudbrandsdalen financially in the 1880s.
In 1933, when Anne Haav was 87 years old, she was awarded the King's Medal of Merit in silver."
>>52346045
"Brunost is manufactured primarily in Norway, but also has traditionally been produced in Jämtland and Härjedalen in Sweden."
We need separatist movements there ASAP, NovoNorge or something.
>>52346051
Probably the closest to the actual truth I will ever hear/read about.
>>52346094
Yeah, most of western Sweden has some tradition of producing it, but mainly the former Norweigan ones except Bohuslän has a real tradition to it. Sadly most of us here in the west don't want to secede to Norway
>>52346235
Is there a lot going on in Jämtland/Härjedalen? I read there were like a few hundred thousand total in both areas, and large tracts of barren land.
>>52346550
Both has a little bit over one hundred thousand together, and both are considered to be some of the more rural parts of Sweden, a little sad considering its rich history
They still have some Norwegian traditions going for them, but all in all it's just vast wasteland to the average swede.
Eg likar jo den norske veien meir, men det er jo vanskeleg og få resterende svensker med på ferden
>>52341124
> Sweden not using a proper cheese cutter
first they let all the shit skins in, now this
Cheese knife is for poor niggers who can't afford a meat slicer. Why fuck around with a handheld tool when you can cut a whole brick of cheese in moments
>>52347897
Holy shit, how much fucking cheese do you need? You aren't gonna eat a whole block of cheese in one sitting, you nasty cumguzzling lard-ass. It's not even convenient having to turn on the fucking meat slicer just for one fucking slice of cheese. The cutting edge cheese "McBadass" slicer is for when you just want a couple of slices straight out of the bag. Easy as pie, done in two seconds, back in the fridge with that motherfucker. No extra hassle. Can't believe it's THE CURRENT YEAR and people STILL don't own a cheese slicer. I bet you're a nigger too, you fat wanksock of a man.
>>52347897
>cutting cheese
stay lame, nerd
