Hello, I'm Italian.
Ask Me Anything you want.
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PIZZA PASTA LUIGI?
Do you like football?
If yes, what team do you cheer for?
thoughts on Italian-Americans?
At a party, everyone shook hands with everybody else. There were 66 handshakes. How many people were at the party?
are you still sleep on one bed with ur mom luigi
Switzerland?
>>52339813
North or south?
Do you really say mamma mia
>>52339880
No, i hate any sport.
>>52339891
Never known an ItaloAmerican guy/girl, so I cannot answer to that.
>>52339914
132 people at least.
>>52339934
Are you still living in mud and dirt houses?
>>52339971
I think they say madonna mia
>>52339914
just looking up the triangular numbers lads
>>52339972
DO YOU FUCK YOUR MOM
>>52339972
Do I welcome in Italia? I bring salad.
>>52339813
1. Do you like Nagai?
2. Mazinger or Grendizer?
>>52340012
answer is 12 lads
Do you like fast food?
If yes, what brand do you prefer?
Do you like the Nintendo Game Cube?
Do you like Nintendo in general?
>>52340012
My wigger.
>>52340025
Of course. In Italy we call your country instead of Fruit Salad.
>>52340040
Never watched it, but I appreciate it.
>>52340050
Nah, I'm not into fast foods. I'm more into restaurants. But I like Burger King.
>>52340084
Yes, I love Nintendo games.
>>52340013
I'm not a redneck.
>>52339971
Center. I live in an island. We do say "Mamma mia" but many people, especially in Veneto, swear against God, Jesus and Mary.
>>52340124
>beating a legitimate jew to the answer
this better qualify me to a nobel prize
>>52340184
Sorry mate, I'm Arabic
>>52340148
>Of course. In Italy we call your country instead of Fruit Salad.
T-thanks senpai. You are welcome here too (for god knows whatever reason that might be though).
>>52340248
FUCKIN ELL, have you ever been to norway m8?
>>52340248
Of course Moshe.
>>52340365
Too cold for me. I really can't stand cold.
>>52340440
Yeah, that's understandable. I met an Israeli arabanon for a beer this spring so was wondering if we bumped in to each other again
Could we please stop going Off Thread, please?
why argentina is 50% italian?
>>52339813
Are there any good translated visual novels on the Gamecube?
>>52341674
Dunno. Maybe some Italian emigrated there.
>>52341937
I don't have any GameCube games or a Gamecube. I only got a 3DS and a Wii.
>>52342140
Do GameCube controllers work in the Wii?
>>52340184
Knowing the Nobel committee's bias towards the Nordicks, you probably will.
do you have any friends
have you ever had a girlfriend
why do i have to reply no to both queries
>>52342185
Yes indeed.
>>52342556
If you were to buy a Gamecube, which colour would it be?
>>52342584
Standard Purple or Silver.
>>52342618
Why didn't the Gamecube sell in Japan?
I can't figure out wtf this is saying. che cosa vuol dire quest'immagine?
>>52342936
Ask to a Spanish, not to me.
>>52343000
no idea lol
>>52339813
Are you a good cook?
>>52343000
ecco perché non la sono riuscita a capire...
un'altra domanda: tranne l'italiano, quale lingua ti sembra più bella del mondo?
>>52343074
Unfortunately no. I'm not able to do scrambled eggs without a recipe.
>>52343188
L'Inglese. Trovo che molti vocaboli che non trovano una traduzione italiana possano essere solo espressi in inglese.
How do you feel about this guy representing Italians (in America)?
>>52343743
Union """""worker"""""
Fat cunt's never done a day of work in his life, how did unions get so corrupted in the US
>>52343743
'Tis not Italian. He's american.
>>52339813
I'm going to Italy on Monday. What's the best way for me to meet Italian girls? Major cities I'll be in are Venice (during New Years) and Rome.
>>52344360
If you want to meet Italian girls beware of the fact that they are SO DAMN "fighe di legno" ("Wooden Pussy" translated litteraly and it means that, before you hit that, there will be a cold day in hell) and, if you want to bang them, you better make her drink alcohol 'til they're drunk as an Irish. Or you can just go with an Italian hooker.
>>52344360
Just wave your american flag
>>52344360
>Italians
>in Rome
>in Venice
LOL
>>52344799
What's so bad about sexing them? This Italian girl I met on Interpals makes it seem pretty awesome
>>52339813
>t. Antonio Barbossi
>>52344360
BTW, in Veneto, as I said, they swear against God, Mary and Jesus ALOT. So, if you meet a guy from Venice or Padua, don't try to enrage him or you'll hear A SHITLOAD OF SWEARING: They're masters of this discipline.
>>52345060
Dunno if Italians are the best lovers in the world 'cause I'm a male. I can assure you that the girls are really legsealed.
>>52345060
the stereotype is that the men are the best lovers
>>52345152
>>52345228
That's alittle disappointing. I was hoping to shag a QT. oh well. This trip will be good regardless if I have sex or not. I'm traveling from Rome all the way down to Sicily. Then flying from Catania up to Venice. Then taking a train to Rome and flying home.
Do you have any advice for me?
>>52345337
Watch out for Gypsies
>>52345427
I remember seeing them in France. So I will avoid.
>>52339813
Why do you guys think its gay to eat the pussy? The pussy taste good.
>>52339813
mourinho to inter again?
Are you gay? Do you like boys?
>>52345337
Eat some typical dishes.
Rome: Rigatoni con la pajata, Spaghetti alla carbonara, Bucatini alla Matriciana, supplì, Saltimbocca alla Romana, Abbacchio and Coda Alla Vaccinara.
Napoli: Pizza, obv. And maybe some desserts like Babà.
Sicily: Cassata Siciliana and some deep fried dishes. Sicily is the Italian capital of deep frying.
Have fun! Try also to come in Sardinia, this summer: It's lovely.
>>52345478
That's not true.
>>52345534
Nope. Inter now have Mancini.
>>52345576
No, I like girls.
Why am I?
>>52345687
Thanks! I just made a note of all of those dishes. The trip will be fun!
>>52345777
Let's keep in touch, here's my email address:
[email protected]
>>52345810
Thanks!
>>52346289
[email protected]
This time answer more quickly.
Send me your FB contact through this mail.
Why you guys hate france ?
>>52346535
K. I'm at work, that's why it took me so long
>>52346535
Also, I don't do Facebook with people I don't know IRL. What's your kik
>>52346603
Wait are you saying that there are people who don't hate the french?
I thought that even the french hated the french
>>52346603
Many Italians hate france 'cause they are their opponents in soccer.
I dislike France 'cause, after the facts of Paris, they decided to attack Syria generating another excuse for the terrorists to attack Paris and so on and I also dislike France 'cause some idiots voted for Le Pen.
>>52346797
I don't have kik. Sorry. We can chat through e-mail.
I'll give you my true email towards the mail that I gave to you.
Do people actually say "mamma mia!", if so, how often?
>>52347338
Italian girl from Interpals says it quite a bit when we skype while she is spaghetting her English everywhere
Is spilling spaghetti considered a mating ritual in Italy?
>>52349390
No, it's just a waste of good food.
>>52339813
my favorite console
>>52339813
1. Are you catholic?
2. Ever been to San Marino?
3. Do you need to show your passport when visiting the Vatican? It is supposed to be independent
>>52350762
1. Yes.
2. No.
3. No. Tis true that's independent but you can visit it without passport by the statal laws of the Vatican.
>>52339813
>nuovofrocio da /v/
dritto nella spazzatura
>>52350908
Nuovofrocio non si può sentire.
Puttana vacca...
E comunque scommetto che sei un XBOXfag.
Plebeo.
>>52351046
i videogiochi sono per bambini con problemi mentali
AYYYYYYYY
DID U KNOW
SENPAI
DID U KNOW
WE
WUZ
KING?
>>52351271
Bracciante.
>>52346603
It's just a football thing, hate is a big word though
>>52339813
Literally L I T E R A L L Y the most Meme answers ever.
Come on lado
>>52339813
what's your favorite game cube games.
>>52353031
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
Luigi's Mansion
>>52339813
Image fucking related,I always thought Nintendo was italian because of Mario until I was 8 or 9
>>52353084
What's your favorite pokemon?
>>52339813
Italian would think italia is a world most beautiful artful country? Because I think so. Sugoi.
