>leaf
>this is the only way to banter Canada because we're literally the perfect model of a country
t. zhang
>>52339643
Examplary Mangolian state for all of us.
>>52339643
This is true
>>52339643
>tfw Canadian economy is on suicide watch
>>52339643
I don't think you're using that image correctly
>>52339773
It's the other way senpai.
We already have Americans claiming asylum here.
REFUGEES NOT WELCOME
>asian colony
>french part of country wants independence
>america's hat
>too pussy to stand up to UK
>Justing "Honor killings are not barbaric" Trudeau
>only industries are maple syrup and hockey
>""""""free"""""" healthcare
etc. etc.
>>52339820
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/world/refugees-canada-arab-media-response-1.3368223
They feel pretty welcome
>>52339834
>a list of shit you just made up and some stupid quote taken out of context
Great bantz Jose
Don't forget to include your designated #BlackLivesMatter hashtag to each post.
>>52339834
>more asians in america than there are in canada
>more blacks in america than there are in canada
>more muslims in america than there are in canada
>more """whites""" (latinos) more in america than there are in canada
>>52339773
why is this so funny?
>>52340014
Because the syrup bottle is sentient for some reason
>>52339923
>Justin "just fuck our shit up" Trudeau too much of a pussy to call honor killings barbaric. Does not want to appear politically incorrect.
>Canadian """"""Leadership""""""
>Canadian """"""Free Speech""""""
>>52339643
>implying
>>52339643
>Not even a real country
>No identity
>Coonadia is full of cancucks
Lion = America
Chicken = Canada
>>52339923
Excuse me sir but have you been saving my stock grandpa pictures?
>>52339643
>the perfect model of a country
Way too cold for that.
A F U C K I N G L E A F
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A small house costs 2 million Canadian Dollars, aka 45 USD, because you let Chinese moguls buy up all your land.
>>52340188
lion?
>>52339643
>anglo
>irrelevant
>>52339643
DUDE
>>52342361
Didn't know Vancouver encompassed the entire country
>>52340188
>no identity
>Americans know for being arrogant, stupid, and fat worldwide
>Canadians know for being, polite, peaceful, and slightly less fat
>>52339643
> perfect model of a country
> is a chink
Sure Jan, or should I say, Chan
>>52340188
>lion
'Murican education. The only thing you probably know about animals is that you can make burgers out of them
>usa vs canada banter
goddamn, the two worst possible banterers on /int/ having a go
>>52339643
t. Ching Ping
>>52339643
t. Ching Ping
>>52339643
t. Jackie Chan
>>52339643
t. Fu Er Dai
>>52339643
>leaf
>this is the only way to banter Canada because they're so irrelevant nobody knows anything about them
>>52348199
>A FUCKING RHOMBUS
>>52339643
I'm here to prove you wrong leaf. Look at your children handling banter.
https://youtu.be/2f_kavukuKI
>>52348407
>that last tweet
I'm dying.
>>52347085
t. Sum Dum Fuk
>>52348407
I honestly thought this was a joke segment from Jimmy Kimmel or some shit. I'm going to use some of these jokes at work tomorrow;)
>oil prices dip
>currency strength dips parallel to it
We are so fucked.
DUDE
>>52350254
WALL
>>52339997
More people live in the Southern portion of California than your entire country.
>deleted their flag since it might offend foreigners moving to canada and replaced it with a leaf
>>52339643
there are plenty of things wrong with your country it's just that the leaf stands out the most when we're forced to identify posters by their flags
for example, the national identity and culture of canada is nonexistent (or if it is it's just the culture of not being american).
>>52350770
>not preemptively pretending to love leafs
the original was also offensive to the french canadians.
>>52350802
>preemptively pretending to love leafs
I've actually been doing this
Australia is opposite of Canada.
>>52350802
Canadians aren't even a real thing since anyone can be Canadian as long as they wear a hockey jersey with a maple leaf on it
I wish this whole """"""""""""canada"""""""""" meme will just end and those rebel states go back to the US
>>52350846
>what is the horseshoe theory
>>52350866
Canada is the globalist's dream. It's just real estate with no national identity except a collective contempt of the USA and maybe a collective contempt between the provinces...currently being sold to the Chinese.
>>52339643
fuck off m8 fist urself
>>52350912
Bullshit
>>52339643
did canada ever do anything relevant?
