/Balt/ + /AUSNZ/ Good night, chaps edition
First for /balt/
I almost made a new thread myself, lad.
second for /ausnz/
First for /brit/
second for /ee/
>>52338239
Thanks man.
w-why does /balt/ always get to post with kiwis and abos, unfair T B H
Hello!
>>52338408
Yes, hello?
lads
>>52338402
press F to continue
I'm going to bed, chaps. Good night to those, who are going to bed and good morning to those, who are about to wake up.
>>52338050
Good night, chap.
>>52338387
You're welcome, chap.
>>52338458
You are a good lad, chap.
>>52338533
Good night, chap. I'll stay awake for a bit more.
>>52338533
Have a good night, lad. Dream of doubles.
>>52338489
welcome hero, you have entered a room where bandits await, you can try to persuade them using wit, sneak attack using agility, hide in the dark using prowling, return by opening the door, getting on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
*walks dinosaur*
doing a dance
Having a pistachio
>>52338973
ssssaltyy :DD
>his generals are so shit he has to combine three of them to make them relevant
>>52339078
pakis out
>>52339078
Three?
>>52339078
>his country is so shit no other country wants to hang out with him
>>52339102
the numerical times
we should change /ausnz/ to /cunt/
we should change /brit/ to /shit/
>>52339167
Nah cause then /bantz/ wouldn't work which is probably the greatest innovation of this decade if I'm being honest
>>52339167
/balt/ + /cunt/ = /cult/
>>52339203
this general is the best idea of the decade
Pure memery
>>52339078
Go back to your kebab shop, paki. This general is far too avant garde for you
>>52339196
This
>>52339220
the /cult/
sounds.. noice and deep :DDDD
>>52339267
I declare myself /cult/ leader. Now everybody has to do as I say.
First order of business: everybody eat a goddamn sandwich :DD posting proof is optional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xox48w2QOA8
the fuck are they arguing about?
>>52339267
his name was robert paulsonhis name was robert paulsonhis name was robert paulson
>>52339244
if we are being honest this gif is literally the best thing ever
jesus christ this general is shit
makes /brit/ look like a meeting of minds
Lithuanian weed degenerates need to leave this country
![1450483787328[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1uX3854.jpg "1450483787328[1].jpg")
Read the first volume of this on a plane and I enjoyed it a whole bunch. Heartily recommended.
>>52339267
>>52339317
I vote for barry
>>52339358
>1.19 MB
wew lad don't splurge all your data in one go
>>52339383
namae?
>>52339394
In other circles I am known as Larry.
>>52339383
what plane were you on my man
>>52339397
worth it
>>52339383
Did it crash with no survivors?
>>52339317
![UtsuroNoHako_006[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/riyrmCV.jpg "UtsuroNoHako_006[1].jpg")
>>52339410
>namae?
Utsuro no Hako to Zero no Maria.
>>52339413
Auckland -> Palmy
>>52339443
Thankfully it did not.
>>52339503
I flew Wellington to Christchurch yesterday evening, it was very pleasant
>>52339490
you don't hold back with glamor do you :DD
Why do Baltbros like basketball so much?
/balt/+/cum/ when
>>52339579
I hate all sports.
>>52339600
Fuck off.
>>52339600
/bum/?
>>52339579
probably because of winter, things you can do indoors with simple means tend to get more popular than other shit like football which is kind of shit in the snow
>>52339534
Evening flights are usually very comfy.
Here's a picture I took of Mt Ruapehu on the same flight.
>>52339679
I wonder what it's like just to be some dude walking along that by yourself
cold I guess
>>52339679
noice
I flew Auckland to Hong Kong when I was a teen once and it was evening for a fair portion of the flight, very nice
very active thred
>>52340269
Yes.
i don't have time to explain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5JStFSALxw
>>52340655
>opened the embed
>saw an upset asian girl
>closed the embed
I think i'll stay ignorant of this, thanks anyway m8
doing a sleep
but first a sandwich
>>52340736
it starts off with an asian kid
followed by dentist phobia
...
and gringy stuff in general
gonna do a sleep too now xD
can someone explain Kranklis to me?
I eagerly await your response and thank you in advance baltfriends.
>>52340823
it pretty much speaks for itself
>>52339600
N E V E R
E V E R
V E
E R
R
I think i'm gonna go for a drive into town and get a meat pie and/or sausageroll for lunch. I haven't had a good pastry in weeks, i miss them
>>52341040
get a meat pie and a chiko roll mate, when was the last one you had one?
>>52341040
pasties desu
>>52341190
Oh i fucking love chiko rolls, yeah i'm definitely getting one of those too now. I dunno when the last one was, its been weeks and my memory fails me
Heading off now lads
scarn lads
in an old school mood today 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS94BzCaba4
also check em, but don't feel pressured to
Doing a Christmas tree
hehe
Who remembers this cunt? Fond memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZUVd9NMM_k
>>52345516
I find it weird that you guys have migrants from Europe
I wouldn't mind have a Greek or Italian neighbour 2bh
>>52345649
Yeah nah quite a lot of em here. Nice food tho tbph.
>>52345770
don't think i've seen an actual migrant in weeks, i was talking to some romanian kid who moved here though. i live in a tourist destination why the fuck do i not see them oftten
>>52345919
Guess it depends where you live. In Melbourne some suburbs are heaps of Greeks and others are heaps of Vietnamese etc.
>>52345996
are greeks cool? I imagine they'd be alright
been watching domestic t20 lads
>>52346247
Haven't watched cricket in about 3 or 4 years, is it any good?
I've always found it boring as shit
>>52346247
Watching a test myself haha
>>52346399
haha!
Waking up this early on weekends is almost as terrible as this thread.
why are estonians such criminals?
>>52347246
Soon it'll be arabs.
>>52347530
WHY FINNISH POLICE FUCK EURABIA
>>52347246
>Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.
epic pep talk, i feel like a better person already
but who's the real criminal? the estonian in an unlawful siberian containment establishment or the evil german destroying europe, again?
>>52346173
I don't know many personally but they seem alright. Nice souvlakis and sweets.
Post some tunes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCgOVbk1pT0
>>52347715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91eiLgX-i2k
Post Australian tunes, you Arab.
>>52347677
pretty sure its the one breaking the law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM
>His navy doesn't have a dank video remix
Why didn't you vote for this flag? It looks better than the black version desu
>>52347985
More people did for first preference, but the shittier version won out in the end thanks to 2nd and 3rd.
Most of the black one's 2nd prefs were probably from people who voted on that red one for 1st desu.
>>52347985
your just mad because they didn't vote for a fucking sun
>tfw i just watched the boat song anon linked and now captcha wants me to select all the boats
>>52347985
I put crosses through each flag and drew a dick on mine.
>>52348052
wrong link heres the right one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm4UAt_bKwo
>>52348133
Prefer this version tbhfam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-vgTy5YMZg
So whose finished all their Christmas shopping?
>>52348133
lol, good lads
I don't know why but I'm awake. Good morning, chaps.
>>52348447
Morning m8
>>52348447
morning esti
>>52348468
Good evening to you, chap. How was your day?
>>52348482
Good evening, Australia. Whay did you do today?
>>52348198
nope
>>52348447
Because it is time to go to work
>>52348182
the loli edition sounds aight
>>52348198
I don't go over the top with Christmas shopping, I've kinda lost interest over time, but I do like the festiveness though.
My family just does a big get together and invites the relatives over; after church ofcourse.
>>52348200
the navys always had the best lads eh
>>52348496
not alot, slept in til 10, went for a 4 hour drive up and down the coast for fun and now i'm about to install and play Portal, never played it before but i've heard its fun so why not
>>52348447
>>52348536
Will one of you estonians be my gf?
I'm not even that excited for xmas
>>52348558
Sounds fun tbqh, chap. Which coast exactly?
>>52348565
I can't because I have a penis.
>>52348613
The sunshine coast, south east QLD.
Its comfy and has great views, wasn't too hot today either imo
Taking my sweet time while pooping on double overtime work hours.
I have no reaction images on this phone, so please substitute something appropriately smug.
remember this fucker lads he was the greatest
I actually really want to go back to Australia lads
I realised recently that I've spent a total of 1 and a half months of my life outside of New Zealand
>>52348663
Did you take any pictures?
>>52348693
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-VVnhwB4Gw
show me your moves lads
>>52348719
nah sorry esti, i drive up and down the coast a couple times a week so i never found the need. Maybe next time i'll take a some pics for you m8
>>52348759
*AHEM* lads...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV5Px-qp-Wg
>>52349584
fuck me
That's the cunt from Kath and Kim
>>52349584
>>52349613
A mate and I used to have all Aussie Adventures at school.
We would get together and sing the song
Then go to the band rooms and piss off all the kids that spent lunch time playing instruments
>>52349929
My mates and I used to visit the music block for a laugh.
Music students are such up-themselves arseholes, singing acapella in the hallway and shit
I went to a large school, so I had literal mongrel mob prospects and future MIT students, fucking weird.
>>52348663
I don't believe sunshine exists.
>there are girls posting on /balt/ right now
>>52350055
>>52350119
>tfw i will never have a qt3.14 shitposter gf
>>52349996
Rude. I went to a school of 350 people from kindergarten to grade 10 and being a musician was a nightmare. There was literally only me and a drummer who could actually play well.
>>52350175
You up-tight tall poppy arse wipe.
>>52350175
I meant like the changs and all the rich kids who play the lute or some shit
They had special "music form classes" and had their own cozy corner of the school, while I was in an extension class and still had to deal with "FUK THE PIGS" graffiti on my desk. They also got a fuck ton of credits because NCEA is a retarded system.
>>52349613
you've never watched All Aussie Adventures?
>>52350300
Yeah, but I didn't realise the lad in the shitposting webm was Russel Coight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs&index=2
Yeeeah, what's up my niggers!?
>>52350376
ree
>>52350461
yoooo, my fellow nigger! I'm thinking about having some tea, nigger!!
hahaha
>>52350546
How's weather, my man?
>>52350565
it's fucking cloudy and shit
dark outside
My nigger!!!!
>>52350605
Ahhh, same here, my nigga!
>>52350623
hahahaha
as we niggers say
shit is crazy, yo
>>52350639
Word, nigga!
There's a cunt of a bird outside my window that keeps repeating the same monotone 'chirp' every second over and over for the past 15 fucking minutes. Its so damn loud
I've banged the door, thrown shit at it and yelled and it wont fuck off and be quiet. kill me
>>52350695
Beat the shit out of it. Come on, do it!
>>52350695
There's a bird outside my window aswell, he's on a tree, but I just ignore him.
I could shoot him with my bb gun, though.
>>52350695
I have a pewee that comes and attacks it's reflection for hours on end at my window.
Fucking window is all scratched to shit. I'm going to start feeding meat to the magpies and maybe they'll kill it.
>>52350695
haha i like what you dont like
bonne nuit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc&index=1&
>>52350759
good night
>tfw shitposting on /v/ with a faggoty trip
>tfw they all fall for it
>>52350788
Good video, good post
>>52350924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_0_ro04uI&index=3
>>52350876
been there, done that.
They take it like it's candy.
>>52350953
Im fucking allergic to videos like these, can't even make it a few second.
Gore videos are easier to watch tbqh
>>52350695
>Bird sees it's reflection in my window
>Attacks the window every day
> refuses to leave for the winter
>Obsessed with defeating his opponent
>This Started 2 years ago
>>52350695
'chirp'
>>52350695
>>52350739
>>52351093
I don't know why but I had a good laugh from those posts.
>>52350953
>No this is not good
No, no it isn't.
Morning, gents.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69M8eYcSqH4
Listening to the veronicas all day lads
>>320697657
ay lads we avin a good ole razorwolf thread come join in
>>52351380
Tervist!
G-George.. are you there?
>>52351446
No, it's me, Alberto
I know this isn't a /balt/ question but I've been talking to an Azerbaijani qt and she keeps using ")" at the end of her sentences.
Is this a slavic smiley or something?
>>52351557
Yeah
>>52351557
>Is this a slavic smiley or something?
Yep.
People here too lazy to put : before )
Also :) tier smiles really trigger me.
>>52351557
>>52351441
Morning, Beesti
>>52351557
Yes)))
sudo apt GET dubs
>>52351701
kys
>>52351690
kek
>wake up
>log into my e-mail account
>obscure provider
>all the messages in my inbox are gone
>t-thanks
What's going on here, you shitposters.
>>52351614
>>52351577
>>52351666
I see, thanks.
>tfw she's literally perfect
>tfw she's on the other side of the world
Don't tell me there's plenty of other fish in the sea either. She sent me a friend request on normiebook and she is absolutely perfect
>>52351803
How would a young gentleman of Australian origin be received in Lithuania?
>>52351805
There are no more fish in the sea, only sharks.
Reel it in, m8
>>52351830
Like any other I suppose, we're not that scary.
>>52351805
She might be a fake 2bh.
They may lure you into Azerbaijan,and then kidnap you.
whoa
http://www.cameronsworld.net/
>>52351887
No, she's not. I would notice if I were getting catfished.
We haven't been talking long but I want to impress her so bad. It can't be healthy, I haven't felt like this since middle school
>>52351894
Sheeeeiiit
>>52351894
Dayum
>>52351778
>he fell for the botnet maymay
>>52352157
4chan is closed source m8
all the freetards moved to infinite chan
>>52352222
actually /g/
>>52352222
mirin those trips, Yegor
f a m
f a m
a
m
>>52352222
Congratulations.
>>52352266
>trips
>Yegor
I love you, but what the fuck is this senpai
>>52352276
wassup Fäm
>>52352288
sorry I meant quads
I'm high as a kite
>>52352157
>implying it's possible to avoid botnet in your life
>salary tax book is digital and is stored on the state revenue service website
>you log in using your swedbank credentials
>employer's website is built on citrix saas botnet with a pinch of microsoft botnet
>>52352337
Vaid chillin hetkel pere
>>52352364
The only thing he implied is that everyone SHOULD embrace the botnet
By avoiding botnets like Google services and Win10 there at least won't be a 1TB database somewhere that knows you better than yourself.
>>52352364
>>52352202
>>52352222
>>
I was implying that he cares about botnet because he's using some obscure email service. I don't give a shit. If anything I'm pro-botnet.
>>52352431
>mul on kõigest pohhui
Koli oma slaavi vendade juurde
>>52352427
I'll be worried when Google deploys deathsquads. Till then I'll take targeted advertising over untargeted shit and enjoy improved services. Botnet rules.
>>52352448
>
>>52352427
>>52352431
I'm sorry, '>he fell for the botnet maymay' sounds ambiguously.
>avoiding Win10
doable
>avoiding Google
you can run, but you can't hide
Eating cold supermarket pizza. Horrible.
will I get aids if I go to estonia?
How do prevent blydo's from stabbing me with a dirty needle?
>>52352787
kill an abo
ommik
Fucking hell lads that was an adventure..
So I was going for my nightly walk when I came across the fuckload of massive trees that are near my apartment, turns out that at night they house a whole cunting hive of massive bats, the cheeky shits swooped me at head height in formation!
next, I came upon a gaggle of cunts on segways, 12 of them in total all in a line driving across the footpath; one of them at the front was constantly looking back and yapping on, that cant be safe.
Finally, I heard loud yelling and chanting coming from a nearby building. Moving to investigate revealed a dark street containing a single solitary orange light, I was sufficiently spooked by the bats already and this didn't help so I left right quick.
Next time ill have to bring my phone for photo opportunities in case more incredible events unfold.
>>52352904
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_bat_lyssavirus
you're dead senpai, sorry
>>52352904
>bats
what the fuck Australia
Home made pizza for dinner tonight m8s
Yum
>watch a music video
>there's a 2-minute "movie" before the music starts
>the music stops after 1 minute for more "cinema"
>close tab
>>52352962
we have bats in Lithuania too, there was one big tree near our summer house and a bat family lived inside of it. They came out only at night though and I think you could hear them silently squeaking which I guess was their sonar thingy
The Shareef don't like it
>>52338653
I will hide in the dark
>>52353052
>Not have adblock in the year 2015.936
>>52353052
Pleb taste desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc
>>52353138
>10:33
>>52353138
Oh I see what you mean now.
That's some gay shit.
>>52353162
>not watching the full version every single time
>>52353187
>windowlicker
>not the best track ever
This DJ Paypal album is making me lose my sanity
>>52352989
Post pics pls.
What are you listening to lads? Share it around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU
it's 12:12
>>52353283
8:14 pm here laddie
>>52353282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE
T B H
>>52353282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rHm8GbTHyE
:DDD
>>52350788
Nice web mr crack spider
>>52353282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOYhMTVZDk8
0:-) Angelic
:-{} Delicious/Yummy
:-9 Blowing a kiss
;-> Develish Wink
((((name)))) Hug
(()):** Hugs and kisses
**** Popcorn
&&&& Pretzels
@>-`-,-- Rose
{^:= My fave smiley
>>52353518
>&&&& Pretzels
yum
>>52353553
:-{}
>>52353518
I love faxing these to my friends
(# `)3')▃▃▃▅▆▇▉ da da da dannaaaaaaaaa
george has arrived
>>52353518
,':^y
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>52353687
What's good George my niggah?
>>52353704
trying to stay cool on this hot summer night
who /rich/ here?
Any of you lads have suicidal thoughts but only when you're hungover
>>52353437
Wow that's a bretty gud song is it Estonian?
>>52338268
>fast internet+slow internet
That's not a good combination.
>>52353274
dammit esti, i just finished. sorry :(
>>52353935
Is this considered slow or fast?
>>52353942
It's alright. Maybe next time then, chap :)
>65 IPs in this thread
What
>>52353935
>implying
>>52354013
Same as mine, it's slow as shit m8
>>52354075
Welcome to your first /int/ general
>>52353928
Yep.
>>52354013
This is nice.
Where can I find a lonely kiwi to wife me up so I can have kids in a country where they won't get massacred in school?
