/Balt/ + /AUSNZ/ Fuck Asian cartoons edition
first for asian cartoons
>>52323893
You don't. You become the weird old dude who feeds pigeons in the city square, next to the fountain. I have only one friend left, and we really only meet up once every few months, but it doesn't bother me.
Nth for The Who
I want to fondle an Estonian boy.
alright lads i just saw the new star wars film
>>52324056
And how was it?
>>52324056
gonno see it on monday desu senpai
>>52323670
LMAO'ing @ur life
>>52323914
>Fuck Asian cartoons edition
>>52324056
*tips merchandised hat*
>>52324083
>>52324098
it was boring lads
not worth the €4.50 i spent on it
tfw no lithuanian bf to cuddle with
So what are you guys up to this Friday evening? I'm just sitting here alone and getting drunk, listening to rockabilly, because everyone is getting ready for Christmas. Christmas is a particularly depressing time of year.
I'm becoming very lonely boys. Should I open a Facebook or Instagram account? Or will I stop feeling after Christmas?
What a depressing thread.
>>52324479
>>52324866
Cease this nonsense now!
It's time for you to meet my good friend, Eric Menes.
>>52323914
time for beddy bye nini time!
nini!
>>52324905
I smiled, thanks friend.
>>52324938
nini, lad!
lads, how many people in latvia speak russian outside of latgale? i only know russian and will be going to latvia this summer
>>52325041
thanks bruv C:
>>52325074
Just speak english, you sperg.
>>52325041
fuck I love baneposting
>>52325118
Baneposting loves you, my dear Pekka.
>>52325116
k im pretty good at english
>>52325074
Don't worry, you'll fit right in.
Or, you know, this >>52325116
>>52325239
Latvians are weird desu. I once got ignored at a store, because I spoke russian to the cashier. When I spoke lithuanian to my friend she stopped ignoring me.
>das racis'
Sgt. Shitposter reporting for duty
>>52324479
Similar here desu.
I'll imagine i'm drinking with u, lithbro. Cheers.
>>52325312
>>52325438
do either of you know if there are american military units in latvia or lithuania?
>>52325575
why wouldn't there be
there should be even more
>>52325575
I've seen americans driving up to hesburger in a humvee in Ādaži. So yes, there probably is american military here.
>>52325575
Yes.
>>52325575
Yes, pretty sure there are.
>>52325680
>taking over the burger place
so it begins...
>>52325731
OBJECTIVE: DEFEND BURGERTOWN
I'm posting some of my rarest Banes and CIAs here lads, I hope you appreciate it.
>>52324056
i forgot to add lads
there was some autist with a plastic lightsaber
and at the end of film half of people started clapping
>>52325908
>people started clapping
american military confirmed in latvia
>>52325908
>clapclapclap
Are Latvians the Baltic Americlaps?
lads
>>52325965
C L A P V I A
L
A
P
V
I
A
>>52325509
What are you drinking?
oh fugens, i forgot that i have to take some money to the bottled jew merchant :DD
>>52325982
Yes, hello?
>>52325982
Yes?
>>52325965
>plane barely touches the ground
>everyone starts clapping
>>52325449
Please post your hat, sir.
>>52325965
Latvia 51st state when?
>>52325908
clap clap for handicap
>>52326020
Lāčplēsis desu.
It was on sale. It will get you drunk at bargain price.
>that abstract feel when folk story hero gets turned into a mascot for a brewery
>>52325965
>>52325957
there was also some retard who shouted "it's a trap" when admiral ackbar appeared on screen
literally nobody laughed
>>52326212
How's "trap" in latvian?
How do people keep it together? The more time passes the less reasons I see to follow norms. Am I losing it or do i see the light?
>>52326256
he yelled it out in english
>>52326290
lmoa what a retard
>>52326285
>Am I losing it or do i see the light?
Open to interpretation
>>52323914
LATVIA
A
T
V
I
A
>subhuman baltic cattle
>tramp stamped inbred tasmanian hordes
>tramp stamped stallion shot drinkers
>ITT: total mongs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Evening, gents
>>52326683
Poland.
>>52326190
I've seen a lot of "lāčplēsis". When I recently drove through Latvia. A boxing club, a furniture salon and, I think, a billboard for kvass as well.
>>52326776
That's because it sounds manly and badass.
>>52326683
>Poland
>>52326683
doing a banter
After I had a stroke, sometimes I have trouble forming sentences, drop objects from hands and get dizzy from time to time.
hehehehe
After I had a wank, sometimes I have trouble forming sentences, drop objects from hands and get dizzy from time to time.
>hehehehe
>>52326892
hihihihihihihi
After I had a hehehehe, sometimes I have trouble forming wanks, drop dizzy from hands and get objects from time to time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWl8EbNN8NM
why are aussie men so manly and virile?
After I had a double, sometimes I have trouble forming dizzy, drop wanks from objects and get hands from time to time
huhuhuhu
>>52326683
Goodbye, Poland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qWP1InlWtA
>>52326944
>>52327055
After I had a dizzy, sometimes I have wanks from sentences, drop time from hands and get trouble forming e.
hobjecthobjecthobject
>>52327140
impressive innit :DD
Hi guys, both Baltic countries and Australia and New Zealand are all very gay
>>52327249
thanks mr justin "loves the halflings leaf" truedawg, we love you too
Spotted Vanilla Coke in Prisma. Are we first world now?
>>52327249
Says the nation that made Justin Bieber
>>52327382
No. I'm sure it got there by mistake.
>>52327382
you know what's cardinal sin? mix vanilla coke with dr pepper cherry
>>52327297
I like that lord of the rings reference desu, you get a (you)
>>52327384
He could have faded away into obscurity of not for America. Same with nickleback.
Tea t b h
>>52326715
Evening, chap.
>>52327555
Impressive trips
>>52326715
Tervetuloa
>>52326170
Can't right now, but i'll post my hat with a timestamp before christmas
>bought beer, cheese, mayo and rye bread
>forgot to buy garlic
>shops are all closed
MOTHERFUCKER
>>52327723
ur mums pussy isn't closed tho time to visit her
>>52327723
>mayo
Degeneracy of the highest form.
How do you defeat an Israeli e-sports team? You play the game on Saturday
>>52327249
>>52327508
>a leaf
really? fucking really?
>>52327750
my moms pussy doesn't have garlic, you dumb shit
>>52327784
lel it's literally just eggs, oil and vinegar
Does anyone have the aizliegt runāt krieviski kārums pic? You know, the one where karums has the hot chick, the russian lad says something and the russian lass says something and then karums is a nazi. I was on phone when someone posted it and couldn't save it.
>>52327384
Justin Bieber is a decent pop musician.
>>52327844
>posts a Bateman, gets a dubs
What did this poster mean by this?
>>52327877
Here, lad. For your double
>>52327899
>makes a post about someone getting dubs
>gets dubs himself as a bonus
What did this poster mean by this?
>>52327899
I think you know what I meant, lad.
>>52327899
All aboard the dubs train
>>52327868
>lel it's literally just eggs, oil and vinegar
Degeneracy knows no recipe. Mayonaise is literally the scummiest of condiments.
>>52327972
You have already lost the fight.
>>52328031
what is kranklis whispering to our savior?
>>52327866
underrrated digits
>>52328071
what fight would that be, lad?
>>52328088
"check 'em"
>>52328031
>scummiest of condiments
No, that's ketchup.
>trying to put some ketchup on your fries
>nuh uh nigger, I'm stayin' in the bottle
>slap the bottle
>vomits all over your food
>>52328088
>88
don't bother answering, the numbers have spoken
>>52328088
>88
>>52327931
thanks m8 desu lad
>>52328088
"Don't trust the Russians"
btw pic related was made by a russian from russia true story
>>52328175
your contribution will be remembered ljoha xDD
>>52328135
Ketchup's closest cousin is tomato pasta for ketchup gets a pass from me.
YOU SMOT
YOU LOYAL
YOU A GENIUS
>>52326325
please bump
>>52328890
bumped 2 times
>>52328890
bumped ;)
Mmmmm, oven baked sweet potato fries and chili mayo.
>>52329423
>>52329423
>>52329423
>>52329423
>>52329423
i have to start the preparations
shit lads
posted in the wrong thread
The Prodigy are coming to Riga, lads.
>>52329475
are the prodigy idols in baltic states?
>anon, i hear you're saying bad things about women of african descent on the internet, is that true?
>>52329586
Neat. You should go.
>>52329591
>WE
>>52329658
shut up
>>52329589
dunno, but it was literally the music i grew up with so they get my nostalgia moneys for free
>>52329589
not idols just something that people grew up with
>>52329749
>>52329766
>how to spot a thirty year old
>>52329723
t. alberto barbosa
>>52329792
year or two to go, but kind of true i guess... everyone from my generation listened to prodigy regardless of being a metalfag or hiphopfag or what not
>>52329877
And everyone wore those retarded jeans with shoulder straps.
>>52329930
XXXXXXXXL
>>52329586
>think to myself I might go if they came to Lithuania
>realize Riga is closer than Vilnius
When are they coming?
l a d s
Will listen to the new Carly Rae Jepsen album shortly
>>52330127
http://www.bilesuserviss.lv/eng/tickets/muzika/elektroniska_muzika/the-prodigy-178658/
>>52330161
good lad
>>52330173
Ooh, it's on a Saturday. Well now I have no reason to not go. It pisses me off how some band comes and it's in the middle of the week.
>>52330232
>Latvia
>good taste
Every time desu
>>52330173
>16.04
>tfw will recover to celebrate our saviors birthday
Hello it is Saturday and nearly Christmas
>>52330755
Hello and good double to you, sir!
>>52330755
Good morning lad
>>52330840
>>52330860
Two (2) Latvia
>>52330755
i still haven't got any presents
leaving everything on the last minute like always haha
>>52327055
Eat more please lad
>>52330936
Me too friend, you are not alone in the lack of preparedness
>>52330967
Welcome
>>52330860
Tu izskaties bāls, vai tev viss kārtībā, draugs?
Hooked on this stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49cQHfWzn0o
i've been thinking about what it would be like to have an ebony gf, yes, i know, madman, but listen, i have a dilemma:
would she ever think that i chose her for her skin color? that she's just an exotic accessory?
what do you think läds?
>>52331473
good junglist vibe, but a bit too clean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruZq27NgiYM
>>52331561
>would she ever think that i chose her for her skin color? that she's just an exotic accessory?
but that's literally why you want an ebony gf, isn't it?
>>52331561
It's called jungle fever
As a proud Estonian, you should either pick an Estonian or an Asian girl. Blackies have nothing to do with us.
everyone's spamming yt links so i'll take part:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR74quXb-UA
>>52331615
to be honest: yes
>>52331561
Kui te armastaksite üksteist, poleks mingit probleemi. Armastusel pole pindmine kiht oluline.
>>52331654
well, in that case, yes, she'd probably catch on eventually. probably.
>>52331825
but then how can it be a problem? it would be reverse racism in my eyes
>>52331654
I still can't get used to the fact that boobs are allowed on YouTube. What an age we live in
LATVIA
AUSTRALIA
HELLO
>>52331868
I don't know, you asked the question. I'm not an ebony girl.
>>52331660
anon, kas sul endal pole piinlik siukest paska ajada? :DDD
>>52331877
boobs are art!
>>52331912
Hello pal
>>52331921
i don't know either, i hoped someone maybe knows the answers.
>>52331912
BAHAMAS, I LOVE YOU
>>52331939
>boobs are art!
I wholeheartedly and unironically agree.
>>52331912
Hi sun child
>>52331986
>>52332154
Hello friends
>>52332000
<3
>>52331939
Miks peaks olema?
>>52332222
i see you have brought some curiously regular numerals to this thread
your stay is blessed
>>52332273
>armastus
>pealispind pole oluline
mis kuradi romantikaõpikuid sa lugenud oled?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol3mzJ9xqRg
Kas see mees 0:21 ringis on HDTanel või mingi muu jorss?
>>52332314
Pealispind pole selles mõttes oluline, et erinevatest uskudest, rassidest jne inimeste vahel võib väga lihtsalt armastus tekkida.
Samamoodi ka välimusega, armastuse jaoks ei ole vaja ilu, kuigi see käib väga tihti sellega koos. Ja nagu õeldakse, ilu on vaataja silmades.
>>52332431
issand kui ilus, sa oled tõeliselt hea inimene haha
>>52332314
Tüüp räägib tõtt kntao. Pigem tahaks mingit endataolist luuserit, kes on välimuselt 3/10, kui seesmiselt tühja välimuselt 10/10.
Lihtsalt ärge olge rassireeturid, see on põhiline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTXhlVRchtU
As seen on ETV2
Guide on how not to be a foreigner to /balt/ + /ausnz/
>Enter thread
>Acquire decent and above rate repeating numerals as >>52332222
>Instant lad
>>52332554
>tõtt
aga mis see tõde üldse on?
>>52332646
Tõde pole olemas, igaühe oma asi kuidas ta kõigest aru saab.
>>52332554
Pretty much this.
Legendaarne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zor--DNv8Oo
>>52332738
no aga mille poolest siis minu pooleldiväljendatud "tõed" vähem tõelised on?
>armastus
lmao, pole olemas sellist asja
>välimus pole oluline
lmao, on küll ja sa oled iseenda ja teiste vastu ebaaus kui sa seda eitad
>>52332858
Tahad jalaga näkku, on ju pehme tunne?
Lads, got an intense nosebleed and now there's blood everywhere. Time to sacrifice to Ebola-chan.
>>52332646
On kahte sorti tõde, objektiivne ja subjektiivne.
>>52332927
mis see kaubikujuht neile ette jäi üldse? ma ei saa pm-is videot vaadata mingil põhjusel..
>>52332938
aga kumb siis päris tõde on?
>>52332914
Kuidas ei ole armastust olemas? Tahan tõendeid.
Ja mul on tegelikult olnud armastus inimese vastu, kes objektiivselt oli üsna kole.
>>52332979
Tegemist on Yakuzadega
>>52332914
Ma lähtusin armastusest kui meeldivast eluaegsest kooselust, kuigi "armastust" kui sellist ka minu arust olemas ei ole.
Mul on madal enesehinnang ja olen ise mingi 4/10 kntao.
>>52332979
Mõlemad on päris.
>>52332738
Eksid.
>>52332979
Otsi sõnaraamatust nende sõnade tähendusi ja siis mõtle ise ka natuke.
>>52332914
>lmao, pole olemas sellist asja
Rahune maha, servameister.
>>52333022
minu arust kõige parem tõend on see, et keegi ei suuda väljendada mis kuradi asi see armastus üldse on
see näitab, et tegemist on mingi abstrakste huinamuinaga, mida pole olemas, nagu muidki fantastilisi asju nagu kodukäiad ja jumal jne.
>>52333087
>kui meeldivast eluaegsest kooselust
nojah, see oleks küll tore
>>52333145
>servameister
kek, kes teisele nime annab jne.
>>52333228
>keegi ei suuda väljendada mis kuradi asi see armastus üldse on
>tegemist on mingi abstrakste huinamuinaga, mida pole olemas, nagu muidki fantastilisi asju nagu kodukäiad ja jumal jne
>>52333228
Vanadel eestlastel ei olnudki sellist asja nagu armastus, rüütlikultuur tõi ristisõdade ajal sellise mõiste meie maadele. Enne seda üritati lihtsalt lapsi saada ja ära elada enamasti.
I think we're being a bit rude to our lads to be honest family
>>52333228
Armastuse olemasolu on teaduslikult kinnitatud.
http://digitalcommons.uri.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1218&context=srhonorsprog
http://www.livescience.com/18430-falling-love-brain.html
http://examinedexistence.com/why-we-fall-in-love-the-science-of-love/
>>52333402
why's that?
>>52333228
Armastus on lähisuhe inimeste vahel, kus esinevad positiivsed tunded ja kiindumus.
Enamik kordadel esineb kiindunud isikute vahel suguakt ja lõppproduktina järglased.
>>52333337
mütsimees pani neljaga mööda haha luuser, nüüd pead kogu oma kaabude kollektsiooni heaga ära kustutama
>>52333374
see tundub kuidagi palju mõistlikum ju
>>52333418
>science of love
ehk siis ajukeemia for dummies või? ei hakka isegi süüvima sinna
>>52333444
Because we aren't checking those fours
>>52333374
Tõendeid paluks.
Ki ora /balt/ bros. How do you view your other /balt/ neighbours? Is there a friendly rivals like aus and nz or not so friendly?
>>52333374
I got pretty mad desu, well played.
>>52333460
Vaata esimest linki, legit study.
Lads
lads please
lads
>>52333523
ma pole suurem asi kulturnik, aga kas mitte marek tamm ei kirjutanud sel teemal mingi mini-eepose?
>>52333530
kuule käi peppu oma lustipostidega ;DDD
>>52333554
>>52333554
what are those elven letters?
>>52333524
We insult each other frequently but we're pretty friendly desu
>>52333523
Marko Matvere kontserdil "Melanhoolsed Meestelaulud" aastal 2013.
>>52333594
>>52333621
they are great fun if used in words and sentences :DD
>>52333594
>>52333698
>ta tuli
>ta nägi
>ta tõmbas tillist
>>52333751
>>ta tuli
>>ta nägi
>>ta tõmbas tillist
kek, tee pildiks.
>>52333838
I have this Latvian version, no idea what it means
>>52333698
>>52333735
>>52333838
>>52333860
Super vänge meme
>>52333838
ma ei saa sorry, ma olen oma debiilse linuxi masina peal praegu ja gimp ajab mind nii närvi, et ma tahan asju purustada :DD
>>52333926
>Wonderful double digits, brother.
>>52334100
speak of the devil
>>52334100
>>52333946
>>52333962
Andestatav!
>latchan
>>52334139
SHPEAK OF THE DUBSH AND THE DUBSH SHALL APPEAR!
>>52334242
>You look/seem a bit confused
Just realized it was friday night. Time sure does fly when you're neet master race.
>>52334332
>The bad guys
>>52334282
no niiii :DDD
>>52334406
and i was wondering why i can't fall asleep, feeling i forgot something
>>52334473
Saved, kvaliteetne töö, semu.
I apologize for all this /ee/ posting. The regular broadcast will now continue.
Kas see tüüp, kelle tüdruksõber pitsarestoranis töötab/töötas, postitab siin veel? Või on ta oma eluga edasi läinud?
>>52334821
Aga see tüdruk, kes käib portugaallasega?
Aga see tüüp, kelle tüdruk oli endine narkar?
Aga see tüüp, kelle addressile telliti narkot?
Aga see tüüp, kes oma toidust pilte postitas?
Aga needkaks tüüpi, kes samas loengus käisid/käivad?
>>52334783
Y-yes, pleasee
>>52334915
Esimesest kahest pole kuulnud, kuigi üks portugaallane vist käis küll vahepeal Eestis.
>>52334915
>see tüdruk, kes käib portugaallasega
>needkaks tüüpi, kes samas loengus käisid/käivad
Neid ma tean.
Aga seda portugaallast ja seda tüdrukut pole ma oma mitu aastat näinud. Mäletan sõimasin teda söepõletajaks, tagasimõeldes veidi inetult käitusin.
>>52334546
>bust your ass wageslaving for the man all week
>still have the strength to party all friday night
I don't get normies desu.
>>52334915
Kus on see Tartu tüdruk, kellega koos ma pidin küüsi värvima ja Boku no Picot vaatama?
>>52334915
Aga see tüdruk, kes on cosplayer?
Aga see tüdruk, kes kirjutab luuletusi?
Aga see tüüp, kes ei osanud ise süüa teha?
Aga see tüüp, kes ilmast pilte postitas?
Aga see tüüp, kes pidevalt sakslasi ülistas?
>>52335212
>see tüüp, kes pidevalt sakslasi ülistas
Eee, too näiteid käitumisest ja postitustest.
On võimalik, et see olenmina.
>>52334915
>>52335212
ma tean ainult toidupostitajat ;__;
>>52335287
Kasutas nime Teutoon.
>expected to do a runny poo
>it was solid
noice
>>52335212
>Aga see tüdruk, kes on cosplayer?
Üks neist olen mina, aga ma pole see, kes Ylilautas sarvedega pildi postitas.
>Aga see tüdruk, kes kirjutab luuletusi?
See on samuti mina. Vist.
>Aga see tüüp, kes ilmast pilte postitas?
Üks neist olen mina. Vist.
>Aga see tüüp, kes pidevalt sakslasi ülistas?
Kadakasakslane? Ma lõbupostitasin koos temaga, rip.
>>52335306
Ei, see siis pole mina õnneks.
>>52335328
this week i had my first one of those that you need to use pliers to get out
it really rekt my anus, there was blood and all
kind of raised my awareness: being a gay guy must be awful
>>52335291
Kaks neist figureerisid peamiselt Ylilauta /ee/'s, seega arusaadav.
>>52335371
Pidasin hetkel silmas toda Ylilauta oma, jah.
Postitasid sellest vocaroo kuidas ühte neist lugesid? Või ma pole päris kindel, et kas too oli sinu luuletus. Midagi võluriga seoses.
>>52335380
Õnneks tõesti, päris jube taun oli.
>estonians sperging out again
>>52335491
i'm trying anon, i really am, please forgive
>>52335433
>pliers
m8...
>>52335491
Shh, calm down my little friend. We still love you.
>>52335470
Võimalik, ei tule meelde küll hetkel. Teistele lugemiseks olen küll luuletusi ja haikusi kirjutanud sinna.
>Õnneks tõesti, päris jube taun oli.
See on, nagu, sinu arvamus, mees. Kui me räägime praegu samast tüübist, siis oli ta autism äärmiselt tore meelelahutus.
Aga see tüdruk, kes Lil B'd fännas?
>>52335540
>>52335534
yeah.. like plutonium or something, spent half an hour in literal agony
removed all my clothes because i was sweating from the punishment
>stk ei tunne enamusi kellest te kõik räägite
Mis ajaperioodidest jutt on?
2012 ja ennem?
>>52335746
You made it m8, that's an achievement
>>52335707
Ma ei tea, aga tal on sitt maitse muusikas.
>>52335747
2012.
>2012 oli neli aastat tagasi
>>52335747
Osad on päris hiljutised desu, selle aasta esimest osast. Teised on veidi varasemad, /ee/ boardilt Ylilautas ja nii.
