>Portugal is so poor that they couldn't afford a second O to spell Poortugal
Shit bantz m8
>Hungary is so illiterate that they couldn't spell Hungry properly
>Turkey is so stupid that they think they're birds
>Greece is so poor that they couldn't afford to spell Grease correctly
>Ireland is so angry that they named their land after their anger
>Wales is so inbred that they think they're whales
>Israel is so imaginary that they had to name their countries something to reassure themselves they were real
>Morocco is so Spanish that they named their country after maracas
>Russia is so lazy that they had to name themselves something motivating
>Thailand is so forgetful that they had to remind themselves to tie their shoes with a name
>The Czech Republic is so clumsy that they had to remind themselves to check where they're going with a name
>Chile is so cold that they reminded themselves
What the fuck man.
>>52324119
>Spain is so assblasted that other countries wanted to remember this, so they called it Spain
>>52323718
KEK
>>52324186
american '''''''''''''''''humor'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
pretty fucking shit thread t'bh
Quality thread.
>>52323718
That's the only good one. Keep trying.
>>52324516
>t. illiterate Hungry
>>52323718
I made this joke about 5 years ago. Pls give credit.
>The US are so devoid of culture they had to remind themsleves multiple times that they were actually a state and not just unoccupied Canadian wasteland.
>France is so frantic that they forgot to finish the word "frantic" as they were surrendering
>>52324628
it's an English name senpai
>The Netherlands is so promiscuous that they named their country after a vagina
>Germany is so filthy that you can find any germ there
What's going on here
>Puerto Rico and Costa Rica are so poor that they had to make themselves sound rich to seem important
>>52324934
A lot of samefagging.
>Angola is so devilish that they had to make themselves look like angels
>>52323408
>>52323718
kek
>>52323520
>>52323563
>>52323619
>>52323762
>>52323806
>>52323862
>>52323900
>>52324018
>>52324060
>>52324186
>>52324722
>>52324825
>>52324885
m8, are you even trying?
>>52323956
incredibly bad
>Iran is so slow that they had to remind themselves to catch up with the West
>Togo is so poor that its citizens can't actually go anywhere
>Sudan is so poor that its citizens don't drive sedans
>Qatar is so conservative that their women can't even cut off their hijabs
What is this US bants assault? are you trying to overthrow Australia as the banter king?
>>52323718
I don't get this one
>>52326553
>ire
>>52326636
Nvm I Google it.
ayy lmao
your bantz are dry and unfunny
t. bantz pro
>>52327827
Show some top quality bantz, m8
>>52327860
observe:
>be american
>have to go through doors sideways to fit through the frame
>>52328221
High quality banter right there, my friend.
>>52326747
Fucking nonwhite
