![1024px-Matejko_Christianization_of_Poland[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pFHykZf.jpg "1024px-Matejko_Christianization_of_Poland[1].jpg")
>his country has less than 1049 years of WRITTEN history
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
UNCIVILIZED BYDLOS I'M NOT GOING TO TALK WITH ANYONE WHO WAS JUMPING ON THE TREES ONE GENERATION BEFORE HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>52318989
well, we were already cucking citizens of Rome when your cunt wasn't even a stupid idea in someones head
*nation
>>52318989
>Slavs
Lol.
Ireland's history stretches back further than all Slavs combined.
>>52319156
Reminder that Bolan is literally Jermoney's godchild.
Feels good to be an old country desu senpie.
>>52318989
We burned it all lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Fire_of_Turku
>Most Finnish archives, including practically all material from the Middle ages, was destroyed in the fire.
But history started in 1776
France started in 843 with the treaty of Verdun, or we can also say in 498, with the baptism of Clovis
Mesopotamia is mindbogglingly old though. They had written language 5000 years before Poland in Sumer
It's like, starting today, waiting until the year 7,000 for a tribe in the amazon to receive a written language
>he lives in a "country" that's only existed since 1989
>his "country" wasn't even old enough to legally post on 4chan when moot started it
>Poland left pre-history just 1000 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Can't make this shit up.
>>52319728
>his "country" wasn't even old enough to legally post on 4chan when moot started it
Ayy
>>52318989
i dont know when irish history started exactly (sometime around st patrick) but it was way before sl*vshits started
I'm trying to find Poland on this map, but I can't.
>>52319983
t. Patrick O'Flannery
>>52319156
>who are vandals
>>52319754
>Progresstugal
>>52320066
t. John McLeafson
>>52320048
Being under Russia's drunk hairy dirty ass for quite a long time will never be justified and will never be forgotten.
At least Finland was also humiliated in the same way, so it's a little bit easier to swallow.
>>52319612
absolute madmen
>>52320358
>tfw all polish intellectuals in Finland are hot milfs
>my super smart statistics teacher most of all
>tfw I'll never get to date anyone like that :(
>>52320048
>Full annexation of Poland
>mfw
>>52320358
Someone had to civilize you, too bad all that effort was wasted on worthless scum like you. Oh well.
>the history of his country is so short and meaningless he doesn't live above the reamins of 2000 year old buildings
>>52320532
>Never pound that ass, never hear how she screms with that polish accents " MORE MORE I CUMING "
Why live
>>52319156
>get wrecked by Romans all the time except in one not even important battle
>don't get conquered only because it's all shitty forests
>"WE WUZ KANGS AN KWEENS WE BEAT DOSE ROMAN CRACKAS UP MOHFUGGUH YA HURR"
Anyone got the German history webm?
>>52320712
the 8ch*n /ints/ one?
>>52320712
Cimbrian War ?
England was founded in 927AD.
>His "country" was occupied by foreign forces at least once
Automatically makes you a shit country
>>52320860
Your country only gained official independence in 1982.
>>52320898
No it didn't.
As Britain you should know better than that
But you are less than 100 years old
>>52320712
>Anyone got the German history webm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>52319156
>even the romans knew that the south is superior
>>52320933
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_Act_1982
Britain could still make Canadian law until 1982. Making you a dominion and not an independent country until that point.
>>52320860
>his country was the first to throw off foreign rulers
>his country didn't invent independence
You can pretty much consider history as having begun on 1776. We should really rename it year 0.
>>52320748
No idea where it originated.
>>52320753
Quite sure they won that one anon.
>>52320972
That's the one, thanks m8
>>52320985
>Britain could still make Canadian law until 1982
No. We had to go to British Courts only to make Constitutional amendments. It was a shitty oversight that no one was too bothered to fix for a while.
>>52318989
Poland stronk
>>52318989
>his country has less than 4000 years of WRITTEN history
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>52321103
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minoan_civilization
If you include this as Greek then it goes back over 5000 years.
>>52321103
>his countrymen collectively have less than €4000 to their name
>>52321103
>his "country" has less than 4000 euros in the bank account
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>52319213
>>52319156
your "written" history in antiquity are just bunch of illiterate tribes, if you weren't close to roman borders no one would ever write a thing about celts or germanics
>>52320358
The difference is that the Finnish state didn't exist in any form before so no one could care less.
So no, not in the same way.
>>52321185
>German "history" was written by someone else
>Germans can't even write their own history
>>52320994
>implying independence wasn't invented by the Sumers - creators of the first independent state in history
>>52320166
A germanic tribe :^)
>>52321432
Word, people forget how cool these ancient fucks and their cities were.
>his country is 70 years old
>>52321689
said the country that exists since 1985
>>52321760
>Independence from United Kingdom of Portugal, Brazil and the Algarves
> • Declared 7 September 1822
> • Recognized 29 August 1825
> • Republic 15 November 1889
> • Current constitution 5 October 1988
meanwhile
>Republic of Poland 13 September 1989
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52321471
Vandals were Wends/Proto-Poles
>a Germanic tribe
Lmao.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vandals
"Some medieval authors applied the ethnonym "Vandals" to Slavs: Veneti, Wends, Lusatians or Poles. It was once thought that the Slovenes were the descendants of the Vandals, but this is not the view of modern scholars."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wends
"Wends (Polish: Wendowie) is a historical name for Slavs living near Germanic settlement areas. It does not refer to a homogeneous people, but to various peoples, tribes or groups depending on where and when it is used.
In the Middle Ages the term "Wends" often referred to Western Slavs living within the Holy Roman Empire, though not always. Mieszko I, the first historical ruler of Poland, also appeared as "Dagome, King of the Wends" (Old Norse: Vindakonungr)."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vistula_Veneti#Relation_between_Veneti.2C_Balts_and_Slavs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Wanda
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krakus
Vistula- Wisła was called Vandala.
Poles were a germanic tribe that became better than the others.
>>52321868
Did Poles magically disappear during occupation?
No, why is a colonial nation even comparing themselves to one of the oldest civilizations in Europe.
![Ur_reconstruction[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fnJ2vTb.jpg "Ur_reconstruction[1].jpg")
>>52321617
>you will never experience the craddle of civilization
>>52321947
>said the country that exists since 1985
so did brazil magically disappeared during the militar times? pooland was just a puppet of urss before that
>>52321947
youre worse than the heritage fags we have
>>52321947
>Poland
>civilization
>>52322008
You're fucking colonialist that got fucked by their gov, so they had to stay in your shithole.
There is no brazilians, just fucking hispanics.
>>52322020
Fuck off british satanist.
>>52322023
A FUCKING LEAF
>>52322000
i never really understood why that region was able to support such large populations for the majority of its history (and now cannot).
>>52321903
Fuck's sake, Poles were refugees from the Magyar conquests in Slovakia in the early 900s. It was Slovaks that shone the light of civilization on the northern European plain, brought Christianity, and swelled the numbers of the first ever cities in Poland like Gniezno (which is pretty pathetic, seeing how we've had cities down here since the Celtic migrations).
>>52319156
>well, we were already cucking citizens of Rome when your cunt wasn't even a stupid idea in someones head
I wasn't aware Germany existed before 1871.
>his country has less history than the US of A
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52322153
Slovaks, Slovenians, Czechs and Croatians are Poles in denial.
Come home, Lechite man.
>>52318989
written history now only known for the local gangbang every few centuries
>>52322181
Don't forget that USA lost less wars than Germany.
HOLY SHIT
>>52322153
>t. Svatopluk
>>52322217
No one has ever conquered Moscow, we did. And we took it whole, not just burned shit like Napoleon.
>>52322138
they lived between two extremely fertile rivers, then the Mongols invaded, killed everyone and the infrastructure collapsed to the point where they couldn't farm as well and even today there are fewer people in Baghdad than there were before the Mongols
![4495332-Cathedral_Gniezno[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b3mcfzY.jpg "4495332-Cathedral_Gniezno[1].jpg")
>>52322021
>mfw pic related polish church was completed in 11th century
>mfw australia didnt have any buildings before 18th century
>tfw this fucking building alone is 700 years older than Australia
>>52322138
>(and now cannot).
?? Baghdad has a population of 9 million people
>>52322153
>It was Slovaks
*Czechs
ftfy
>>52322283
what are the Mongols?
>>52322629
>what are the Mongols?
Mongols conquered proto-russkie unable to fight shitcunts, not the real Russians.
>>52322402
Australia was England in the 11th century. England is older than Poland. Suck my balls.
>>52320048
>Cant find p*land
>Illinois is there though
>>52323048
>Australia was England in the 11th century
>>>>>
and England was Rome in 1st century? And Rome was Greece in 6th century BC? and greece was sumer in 3th millenium bc? so australia is older than china too
>>52318989
>This is what passes for a banter in Pooland
>>52323548
except england as it exists today wasn't settled by romans
>>52320048
>>52323139
Illinoise confirmed for more of a country than Poland
>>52322765
>implying that in 14-15 centuries russkies were something strong
and little reminder that great polish """knights""" were fucked up by ONE TUMEN
hahahahahHahHahHha
>>52323548
>52322967
No, Romans only conquered and garrisoned it for a while. The population itself had largely been there since stone age migrations.
>>52323548
England was founded by Anglo-Saxons, not Romans.
>>52320712
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>52323883
POOLAND REKT
>tfw you realize italy has no history
>>52319612
>>52321071
>mfw slovenia literally wasn't a nation until 30 years ago
>>52321185
>Literally living at the Limes
WE WUZ
>all those buttblasted eurofags and new3rdworlders
>>52324103
Post the final one, where they lost all of their "soldiers" and fucked off back to Russia.
>>52325046
>after years of suffer beats mongols
>it was just an expeditionary army
>ONE TUMEN
literally cannot make this shit up
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>52325165
Mongols didn't even fucking reach "real" Poland.
Fuck off back to bullying russkies, we don't fall for your mongol charms.
>>52319156
The German people (=/= Germanic) exist since 843
The German country exist since 1871
>muh history
lel
nerds
The first nuclear device ever tested by the human race was tested on American soil
An American was the first human to set foot on the moon
The only country I respect is Russia, because they were the first in space and detonated the world's largest nuke.
>HURR AMERIFAT MUH EURO SCIENCE AND SCIENTISTS MADE THAT POSSIBLE
So you were cucked by the US?
LEL
E
L
>>52325932
Europe is the only continent in the world, the rest is just islands, not matter how hard they try.
>>52322000
>tfw children of those civilizations are hurka durka atm
such a waste
>>52326097
*Eurasia is the only continent in the world
5 billion population
If you're so old and strong why is your contribution to humanity so fucking small?
>>52326856
1939-1945 of reasons
>>52326918
ebil germans stole everything?
>>52327130
Not only that, they glassed the country to the ground. Then you nice liberators came along and stole even more, forbid us from Marshall plan which made glassed shithole Germany back into world power in no time.
We're still ruled by leftovers from commies.
Also, I'm pretty sure that in art, literature and music you can't compete with us.
>>52327204
>sure that in art, literature and music you can't compete with us
kek
Especially in literature?
>>52318989
Do cave paintings count?
>>52327326
Yes.
>>52326516
>wahabi idiots are destroying ruins and ancient shrines whenever they can
>>52327307
not him but stop wanking over your literature
it's a classical literature, is literally worthless besides it's historical value
also I've read some of your classical literature and literally I don't know why everyone praise it so much, it's just typical bullshit
poles have a great literature aswell with some real masterpieces but the thing is our classical literature isn't really universal
>His country has an independence date in wikipedia article.
>>52318989
O kurwa kiedy rocznica naszego chrztu?
nie mow ze byla dzisiaj i przegapiłem ;C
