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I want to be slutty girl in my next life.
Selamat Pagi
>>52318232
This is going to be a good thread.
>>52318127
>La Union
tfw my classmate is the son of the governor there Ortega
invites me to surf there once in a while
pertamax
>>52318287
Selamat pagi, bang.
>>52318232
>next life
More like a year or 2
Webm related: Some /a/non fapping
Vote for Du30 for a Much needed separatism
>1 more year till I get out of uni
>tfw no plans for the future
>didn't want to become a NEET
>my fate is set to become a NEET
>mfw parents don't want me to work and instead have me to take care of grandparents until they die in exchange of food and internet
>>52318447
>Be neet with some passive income
>I just want a wife to watch anime, travel and make kids with
Are you the one?
>>52318447
Take master's degree then take doctoral's degree after that. That was my plan all along thb.
>>52318447
JUNJUN YUNG NILULUTO MO TIGNAN MO TAMA NA YANG 4CHAN NA YAN
being a NEET isn't all it's cracked up to be
>>52318588
I just want someone to take care of who will kiss my before sleeping every night
are you the juan?
>Free WIFI for the Flips
I really think this is a bad proposal by anyone
>Porn
>Kikebook
>9fag
MEMEs by normalfags is jologs putangina
>>52318864
>porn
>bad
go back to reddit
>>52318864
We want fast not necessarily free affordable maybe.
>>52318844
Kiss you what
>>52318588
>>52318629
>>52318764
>>52318792
I have nothing against NEETs but I hate sitting in front of the computer all day while making sure my grandparents don't die of heart attack.
>>52318232
Convert to catholicism stay in kitchen ,moohamamad
>>52318917
>letting your daughters / sister watching other people watch porn
>>52318941
I meant: me*
>>52318965
>buy a machine that can check heartrate
>watch movies with them
>shitpost on phone / tablet
>>52318864
>Morals
Why are you catholic buttfucking monkey? The skinwhitening creampie does nothing, abang,
>>52318988
Not only kiss but will pero pero you for an hour every night
>>52319038
please bring back Kate poster
>>52318415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQFBz3tp8YU
だってええええええええええ
可能性感じたんだああああああああ
そおだあああすううすううめええええええ
>>52319038
Hey Lee halp
Tfw skinwhitening wont make my dick whiter
FUCK HOW DO YOU SOLVE THIS
>be super light skinned
>dick dark as a nigger
>>52319118
Religion is bad. *tips lance*
>>52319211
>Black dick
It's going to fall off. G'luck , dickless wonder.
>>52319205
>>> /nips/
nasi goreng is malaysian food
>>52318232
What are you currently watching /asean/ senpais?
>>52319205
ARE YOU TRYING TO ASSAULT ME? OR ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT ME?
>>52319343
It's indian in origin. Bow to your curry rapists overlords.
>>52319343
nasi goreng is china tbqh familia
>>52319475
Noodles are chink origin but recipe is not.
>went to toilet to take shower
>was taking off all my clothes
>unknown flying insect flied around in bathroom
>mfw I panicked and screamed like a little girl
>>52319223
you shouldn't say that,it's almost christmas
>>52319376
[3D Hentai] とらぶるだいあり~・ごーるど To Love-ru Diary GOLD
>>52319547
I hope you didnt squish it, she just saying hello to you
>>52319540
noodles of indonesian origin
>>52319025
>buy a machine that can check heartrate
The real ones costs four 0's in $ or maybe even more. My parents prefer a living one that can hold a phone and call for emergency.
>watch movies with them
They spend more time with the pets.
>>52319547
banci lo
>>52319682
>pets
puta sana di mababaho
ako lang ata may ayaw ng amoy ng hayup dito
>>52319763
proxy
google translate
Swede
>>52319547
It's just checking your hot bod out. Nothing to fear.
it's cold goddamn
Hey, guys I'm going to a local flip get together in my local church thing in my town. It's just a little christmas party, no gaijins allowed except if they're coworkers. Will post if there are qts, if not I'll eat and go home.
>>52319205
Challenge accepted
>90% of my friends are asians
I still dont get it, since HS most of my friends were asian, it keeps repeating at the college and at my work. What does it say about me?
>>52319629
I quickly ran away from there. I didn't even think to kill it.
>>52320041
B-but muh flying insect!
>>52320359
They just want to be (friends) with you.
That's all.
>>52320359
you're a honorary asian
>>52320359
It means you need to live in Asia
>>52320359
you're friendly
>>52320359
It means you should join Asian side.
>>52320374
What if that insect is me?
>>52320359
Means you are actually Trans-asian.
Time for Asianoplasty
so cold,so lonely
>>52320759
>so cold
>>52320100
you better deliver flipbong
>>52320638
>>52320585
>>52320522
>>52320516
>>52320462
>>52320459
Shit, that felt good.
>>52320638
I would scream "pervert!"
>>52320838
I'm sorry
I'm sure it will rain soon
>>52321409
I know I must look away but I just can't fight the urge to look ;_;
>>52318232
>>52321313
>>52320659
Why you no convert islam?
>2015
Hm. I've been warned for reporting shilling in /g/. What gives, jews?
ever noticed that our aussie poster has been MIA for quite a while?
is he kill?
did the spiders and emus finally get him?
did he an hero?
or did he go back to china?
>Be me at W@terstones
>Looking at religion section
>Suddenly wild fedora appears
>"It's 2015 man, can't believe you still believe in God you ignorant Christian bigot"
>"Ermm excuse me, I'm Muslim and I find this offensive"
>"O-Oh...I didn't know that sorry. I-I don't like religion or anything but I like Islam"
>"Me too"
>"It's so tolerant, peaceful, coherent, logically consistent and progressive!"
>WTF man
>>52321457
>Full blow on aircon 18C
>tfw comfy blanket and coffee
It's raining here the whole day. Classes were suspended so I was able to stay indoors.
>>52321616
He joined Syria ISIL Hipster Movement and became Shiro.
>talk with some guy in GTA
>told him I'm from flip land
>apparently, he gets shocked how I got internet and speak English
ooga booga
>>52321645
Haram. No oil for you. Die in flithy 3D with no animoo access!
>>52322036
I surprised too, you're literally monkeys and maids.
>Typhoon don't kill enough flip abos.
>>52322036
hello aeta
>>52322109
rude tbf imo
kek. this faggot is getting the HK dickposter treatment.
no (You)s for you.
>>52322109
surprised how you remained ignorant despite living in singapore
>>52322302
don't mind him,he can't get make fun of anybody irl or else he'll get thrown in jail,so does it online
sad really
>>52322488
Didn't that Yee guy make fun of their Prime Minister online?
chinkgapoors can't even make fun of themselves online.
>>52322637
they can't do anything in singapore its just a giant office building devoid of any culture or nature worth viewing,that's why singaporeans go to malaysia to have fun
comfy weather
>>52322794
it stopped raining
Why'd it have to stop?
>tfw still raining here
>tfw cool aircon
>tfw don't have to wake up early
>still didn't took a bath and just decided to play video games
There goes my potential comfy meme night
>airconditioning makes me sick
>>52323991
Wad is that on your face?
>playing civ 5
>so sleepy
>Just one more turn...
>>52322919
>>52323329
It started raining
>>52324156
oh Bathala,please share
What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWC291t05ec
it's only 16°C in here but it feels so much colder than what the thermometer suggests. fucking humidity.
>>52324734
>>52324538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NucJk8TxyRg
here
>>52324704
>16°C
>ONLY
It's now 1°C here.
>>52325390
except that you have snow, and we don't.
LFS right here tsongs
>>52325894
nah. as long as I'm here, it's never gonna happen bruv.
Now I'm definitely the LFS
>>52326528
what did i tell you?
>>52325894
>>52326528
L-looking For Sex?
>>52326675
lewd,that's not what it means
I held the crown for too long, nobody's going to take this away from me.
Thank you SEA for this delicious fruit
>>52326877
are you an a-aswang?
>>52322755
>>52322637
Oh you still can't handle banter on facebook. Try threatening me with deathsu again, abos cathy scum monkey?
>>52327096
It's chinese though.
>inb4 massive flip/vietcong butthurt because muh clay.
I want kate poster back imo,every other singaporean seems to be the same guy
>>52327121
h-how did you know?
great nigga sick you pissy pussies
hey motherfuckers mi here at
>>52327282
I watched that seryre on ABS-CBN,can't remember the name though
>>52319763
check it vags
>>52327569
senpai
>>52326805
Well it's 4 in the morning so I thought you're..
>>52327691
it teaches you how to fight enkantos and shit
>>52327181
>>52327132
>>52327181 hang on nigga
>>52327841
what fucking at nigga
>>52327841
goddam it oh ah nigga faget
>>52327886
>>52327997
I thought it was cool back then
>>52327815
so 4am is the time people look for sex partners?
is that so?
th-thanks for telling
Sleep well,there's a new LFS in town
>>52329033
not so fast
Oh you silly qts, I'll always be the LFS here.
Good night and sleep tight
>>52329182
watch your mouth boy
>>52329277
huehuehue, aren't your eyes feeling a little heavy?
alright juanon,you win
I'll get you next time
>>52329705
more like yawn to me
>>52329839
yeah, whatever. you're automatically disqualified from the criteria nweiz.
it's time.
LFS
F
S
LFS mother fuckers
>>52330991
>flag
nope
>>52331250
I'm trans-flip ;_;
Rolling for beer
>>52332057
Reroll
>>52332107
Faggot
>>52331958
>different time zone
nope
ohayo fellow asians, I came back from the flip christmas party. there was a qt flip girl that I didn't talk to I just kinda stared at her ;_; I drank like 4 cans of warm Fosters not even drunk just tipsy ;_;
there was also:
>lewd couple question game
>loli dance and singing
>a lot of whittu gaijins for a flip christmas party
>got chocolate gifts
>met someone my age
>mix raced children (there was this one girl who had brown hair and white skin despite her mother being a flip)
>interracial couples
good night tbhwy only wished I could've gotten the guts to talk to qt ;_;
wake up bump on bum
which /asean/ country has the sluttiest girls?
>>52334440
all /asean/ girls are slutty, even that norwegian cu.ck poster got loads of jungle pussy in Vietnam
>>52334496
putang ina mo, hindi ko pa yan nakita
>>52333176
>interracial couples
this is pretty common in Western countries now tbqh familia
bumpo
Magandang araw Asean
Selamat pagi Asean
magandang umaga,putang ina 3 hour sleep
Bump putangina
Puki ng ina
where na you,mga gago?
>>52339047
It's raining, pretty cold.
How does Japan deal with the cold?
>>52336419
Asian/White is top tier tbqh family
>>52339391
>>52340437
>>52340667
>>52340792
all made by me
>>52334352
>No Malaysia flag
Pls delet, I feel offended by this
>>52341253
Malaysia is the qt opening it :3
>>52341319
R-R-R-Really? Kyaaa<3 <3 <3
>>52341730
yes,really
who else is as qt as that?
>>52319376
fag wars (torrent shit)
>>52340792
wear a coat when you go outside
wear Yukata and Hanten when you are at home, warm up with kotatsu and green tea.
>>52341972
Filipina :3
>>52342093
Malaysia :3
I want a white boyfriend..
>>52342266
are you a trap?
good morning /asean/
comfy weather edition
>allegedly mental health issues
>allegedly
niggas aint got shit
#miriam2016
>>52342430
Leytefag?
Good morning sluts.
>>52342430
TANGINA ANG LAMIG, DI AKO MAKAPAGJAKOL
For what it's worth, I love you
and what is worse, I really do
>>52342230
Malaysia x Filipina <3
>mfw I saw stall was selling halo halo in this season
>>52342841
I don't know why it's such a big deal,storms use the same names that people use
>>52342984
OTP <3
>>52342909
Uminom ka ng Starbucks bago ka magjackol famtbh
should I use condom with my gf? Or make a Eurasian baby?
>coming back from work at 2h30 AM
Time to watch some animu lads. Stay happy.
>>52343189
Don't use a condom.
It is your duty to spread aryan genes.
>>52343189
You can't have a child with your waifu mate
>typhoon season
>no pesky motorcycles
Feels good
>>52343189
but your gf used to be a guy, what would be the point?
more like sillypenis mirite
>>52343855
no habla español so get the fuck put muchacho
A qt from the flat two doors away from me just gave me some sopas.
So comfy right now
>>52343885
that's ur mum m8 what the fuck, you should really get out of your fucking room, we're really worried about your future
>>52343855
Lucas!
>>52344025
hijo de puta fuck off you cućk
>>52343883
lurk more,newguy
>>52344074
shut up çuck
/lat/ is not welcomed in /asean/ general
>>52344025
you left your friend posting without you
>>52344147
but you guys are...........never mind
currently on greater fairview. who wants to fight with me?
>inb4 recto
recto is traffic all day and all night. i'm not going there until the end of christmas
>>52344285
/lat/ and /esp/ are forbidden to post here and shall be reported immediately
>>52343954
>he still lives with his parents so he automatically assumes that everyone in this board does the same
Must be sad to live a life of failure, no?
>>52344285
not espanya anymore
>>52344223
it's okay Lucas,just say sorry to him
>>52344298
>eating alone
>>52344391
>this guy still lives with his parents so he automatically assumes that this guy is a failure
>>52344391
>>52345012
What about if you live in your parents? Are you a failure?
>>52318415
Tfw I finally found a reason to buy webcams
>>52318864
WiFi won't be fast enough for porn IMO
>>52345115
>mfw I want to be independent, have husband, 3 kids
>parents doesn't want me to leave
Depends
>>52345546
Find the one with the DOST something in the title
its really fucking fast m8
>>52345769
gay marriage isn't legal yet anon
Post classic videos from your country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsn2E_Fdx80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COXhNeDwV2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCbyrtHhRGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LShaoT38Nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7csqKbYdz5s
Woke up, door still locked, want to pee so badly.
I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this,I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this,
>>52345850
Silly anon, you don't have to be gay to marry somebody.
>>52345841
Time to archive what they will post
Just got a new nephew :DD
>>52344765
okay. eat with me m8
>>52346667
congrats uncle. your a big man now
>>52345546
We wuz able to watch porn with dialup connection anon
Or maybe you were too young back then
>>52346936
>watch porn
you mean look for pictures of porn
>>52346936
The crappy thing though about dial-up at the time was that it had some kind of data cap. I remember back then, I couldn't use the internet like half of the time every month because at some point the data was up.
>>52347030
or the prepaid card that you need to use so you can browse for about 2 hours.
>>52346936
Yeah, I was old enough to use consoles back then.
PCs were too expensive so I had no idea about computers till '04.
Is this real?
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/indonesia-zoo-keeper-accused-of-impregnating-female-orangutan/
>>52347485
>worldnewsdailyreport
>>52347485
But how
>>52347701
sticking dick in vagina
>>52347485
yes, it's me
>>52347485
read 2 fucking many hentai
Why are you guys still here I saw this thread since last night
>>52347828
>thailand
Do you know Bangkok Comic Con, anon?
I haven't showered in 3 days, it's been cold af
>>52347828
/asean/ is 24 hour thread now.
>>52348051
it's been always like that since the mid 2014
those damn sluts migrated here
>>52347901
Never been there
I prefer Japanese loli drawing
Japan is going to get one too and I'm not at all interested
>>52348261
But you're aware of it?
http://www.ktxs.com/thai-man-facing-jail-for-insulting-kings-dog/37035204
>be a thai
>like a facebook page with a picture of their king's dog
>get jailed for 37 years
top fucking kek
>>52348384
That's nothing. Remember the time when a scandal broke out because of the crown prince's then-wife being naked during her birthday party while their dog (who was also Air Chief Marshal of the Thai air force) blew birthday candles?
>>52348293
I do, these news are obligatory in my feed. Why do you ask?
>>52348384
k I'm mad now
hope the next typhoon is cat5
>>52348445
The person in my name was their guest last year. Strangely the event seems to be obscure in Thailand, as some Thais I've asked have never heard of it.
>weebs in my african poverty campsite
Literally worse than haiyan typhoon
>>52348464
Because we are weebs
anime > comic-con
I didn't know Kawada Mami went there tho. I just know the event exists
>>52348540
better choose between Japs and Chinks soon.
@52348567
i choose none
fuck off to jap language general ok, if you want to please weebs, this is not ur general
ded all of a sudden
Everything is going according to the plan
>>52348413
>naked birthday
pics or it didn't happen
>>52349838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykOQEqZiG6E
>>52349838
And even funnier: the dog died earlier this year, and was cremated after four days of funeral rights. The event became the butt of jokes for a while there, apparently. It's true: look up "Fufu" or "Foo Foo".
>>52349821
>blowing cover by posting on an online haram image board
where were you trained? who is your superior?
>>52342909
what it shit miggs
>>52349861
A perfectly boring party. Even had crickets. Why was she naked anyway? It didn't seem like anyone was interested at all, including her husband and dog.
>>52339391
>>52340437
>>52340667
hang on motherfuckers
>>52343489
shit bump
>tfw no qt asean gf
>>52328275
no longer m8
be fapping on
>>52349821
takbir
you plebs should an hero 2bh
Test
>/asean/
test again
wtf maria osawa is getting interviewed on national tv right now
Again
Panas bangat di Australia hari ini. It makes me miss Indo.
Sekarang aku nonton football, dan istriku bermain dragon age.
Aku cinta kalian
>>52353142
Blake?
>>52352291
is she getting bukaked while being interviewed?
Why are Asians notoriously pervy?
>>52353203
Nope
Is Gutz better than the Kardashians?
>>52353234
Western Corruption.
>>52353234
You make us pervert, bule.
>>52318232
Me too.
>>52353142
It's hot here in M'laysia too
>>52353403
It was like 41 in melbourne
>>52353436
That's horrid, is it summer now there?
>Just a few days in Oz
>Already got sunburn on my face
Am I secretly white?
>>52353472
No you aren't samad.
>>52353472
No, you're not Zhang.
recomend me some good psx games you can finish in one night playing
>>52353472
well chink has pretty white skin too
>>52354021
Digimon World if you're not a n00b.
>>52353248
Sanjaya?
Kalaulah aku ni hensem...
>>52354141
You're already handsome, fa.m.
>pict related it's you
>>52354141
betul betul betul
>>52353457
Yeah, start of December, it's going to be brutal.
>>52354100
Unless you went to labsky you probably don't know me.
>>52354244
J-joko?
YOU CAN BE A SLUTTY GIRL IN YOUR NEXT LIFE NOW, JUST KILL YOURSELF
Must be hard being jealous of a real girl like me.
Fucking faggots tbqh
Mr. Novanto, I'm Indonesia.
>>52354337
Lol just imagine jokowi shitposting on 4chan
>>52354432
Are you even trying?
His hands are in his pockets you bellend
Shaking my head to be honest
>>52354485
You're a small brown chink guy
>>52354443
>implying jokowi isn't a dumb frogposter
>>52354530
>le bosded id le agen kaksoispiste de de de de
It doesn't slide that easily. It hurts if you force it.
>>52354691
cleaning your ears?
>>52318232
>2015
>still believing in reincarnation
>>52354804
Amen, Ahmed.
>>52354849
>not cleaning your nose with water
It's more easier, anon.
>>52318232
You can become a slutty girl in this life if you want if you have a feminine dick
>>52354945
>feminine dick
>girl
>heard xs project song while watching vid
>got addicted to it
h-help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5uzc3U8Qhc
>>52354903
And holier too masya allah
>>52354996
but what if you snort in too much and ended up drowning yourself?
>>52354903
>>52354996
or maybe lube my finger so that it can just slide in easily.
>>52354485
Fix'd 4u
>>52354996
I'm not even muslim.
>>52355045
It hurts when you use finger, also it makes your nose hole bigger.
>>52355028
Then you go to Jannah with 76 virgins with feminine dick waiting for you
I want to eat out all the qt 2d girls in /asean/ tbhwy
