I want to be slutty girl in my next life.
Selamat Pagi
>>52318232
This is going to be a good thread.
>>52318127
>La Union
tfw my classmate is the son of the governor there Ortega
invites me to surf there once in a while
pertamax
>>52318287
Selamat pagi, bang.
>>52318232
>next life
More like a year or 2
Webm related: Some /a/non fapping
Vote for Du30 for a Much needed separatism
>1 more year till I get out of uni
>tfw no plans for the future
>didn't want to become a NEET
>my fate is set to become a NEET
>mfw parents don't want me to work and instead have me to take care of grandparents until they die in exchange of food and internet
>>52318447
>Be neet with some passive income
>I just want a wife to watch anime, travel and make kids with
Are you the one?
>>52318447
Take master's degree then take doctoral's degree after that. That was my plan all along thb.
>>52318447
JUNJUN YUNG NILULUTO MO TIGNAN MO TAMA NA YANG 4CHAN NA YAN
being a NEET isn't all it's cracked up to be
>>52318588
I just want someone to take care of who will kiss my before sleeping every night
are you the juan?
>Free WIFI for the Flips
I really think this is a bad proposal by anyone
>Porn
>Kikebook
>9fag
MEMEs by normalfags is jologs putangina
>>52318864
>porn
>bad
go back to reddit
>>52318864
We want fast not necessarily free affordable maybe.
>>52318844
Kiss you what
>>52318588
>>52318629
>>52318764
>>52318792
I have nothing against NEETs but I hate sitting in front of the computer all day while making sure my grandparents don't die of heart attack.
>>52318232
Convert to catholicism stay in kitchen ,moohamamad
>>52318917
>letting your daughters / sister watching other people watch porn
>>52318941
I meant: me*
>>52318965
>buy a machine that can check heartrate
>watch movies with them
>shitpost on phone / tablet
>>52318864
>Morals
Why are you catholic buttfucking monkey? The skinwhitening creampie does nothing, abang,
>>52318988
Not only kiss but will pero pero you for an hour every night
>>52319038
please bring back Kate poster
>>52318415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQFBz3tp8YU
だってええええええええええ
可能性感じたんだああああああああ
そおだあああすううすううめええええええ
>>52319038
Hey Lee halp
Tfw skinwhitening wont make my dick whiter
FUCK HOW DO YOU SOLVE THIS
>be super light skinned
>dick dark as a nigger
>>52319118
Religion is bad. *tips lance*
>>52319211
>Black dick
It's going to fall off. G'luck , dickless wonder.
>>52319205
>>> /nips/
nasi goreng is malaysian food
>>52318232
What are you currently watching /asean/ senpais?
>>52319205
ARE YOU TRYING TO ASSAULT ME? OR ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT ME?
>>52319343
It's indian in origin. Bow to your curry rapists overlords.
>>52319343
nasi goreng is china tbqh familia
>>52319475
Noodles are chink origin but recipe is not.
>went to toilet to take shower
>was taking off all my clothes
>unknown flying insect flied around in bathroom
>mfw I panicked and screamed like a little girl
>>52319223
you shouldn't say that,it's almost christmas
>>52319376
[3D Hentai] とらぶるだいあり~・ごーるど To Love-ru Diary GOLD
>>52319547
I hope you didnt squish it, she just saying hello to you
>>52319540
noodles of indonesian origin
>>52319025
>buy a machine that can check heartrate
The real ones costs four 0's in $ or maybe even more. My parents prefer a living one that can hold a phone and call for emergency.
>watch movies with them
They spend more time with the pets.
>>52319547
banci lo
>>52319682
>pets
puta sana di mababaho
ako lang ata may ayaw ng amoy ng hayup dito
>>52319763
proxy
google translate
Swede
>>52319547
It's just checking your hot bod out. Nothing to fear.
it's cold goddamn
Hey, guys I'm going to a local flip get together in my local church thing in my town. It's just a little christmas party, no gaijins allowed except if they're coworkers. Will post if there are qts, if not I'll eat and go home.
>>52319205
Challenge accepted
>90% of my friends are asians
I still dont get it, since HS most of my friends were asian, it keeps repeating at the college and at my work. What does it say about me?
>>52319629
I quickly ran away from there. I didn't even think to kill it.
>>52320041
B-but muh flying insect!
>>52320359
They just want to be (friends) with you.
That's all.
>>52320359
you're a honorary asian
>>52320359
It means you need to live in Asia
>>52320359
you're friendly
>>52320359
It means you should join Asian side.
>>52320374
What if that insect is me?
>>52320359
Means you are actually Trans-asian.
Time for Asianoplasty
so cold,so lonely
>>52320759
>so cold
>>52320100
you better deliver flipbong
>>52320638
>>52320585
>>52320522
>>52320516
>>52320462
>>52320459
Shit, that felt good.
>>52320638
I would scream "pervert!"
>>52320838
I'm sorry
I'm sure it will rain soon
>>52321409
I know I must look away but I just can't fight the urge to look ;_;
>>52318232
>>52321313
>>52320659
Why you no convert islam?
>2015
Hm. I've been warned for reporting shilling in /g/. What gives, jews?
ever noticed that our aussie poster has been MIA for quite a while?
is he kill?
did the spiders and emus finally get him?
did he an hero?
or did he go back to china?
>Be me at W@terstones
>Looking at religion section
>Suddenly wild fedora appears
>"It's 2015 man, can't believe you still believe in God you ignorant Christian bigot"
>"Ermm excuse me, I'm Muslim and I find this offensive"
>"O-Oh...I didn't know that sorry. I-I don't like religion or anything but I like Islam"
>"Me too"
>"It's so tolerant, peaceful, coherent, logically consistent and progressive!"
>WTF man
>>52321457
>Full blow on aircon 18C
>tfw comfy blanket and coffee
It's raining here the whole day. Classes were suspended so I was able to stay indoors.
>>52321616
He joined Syria ISIL Hipster Movement and became Shiro.
>talk with some guy in GTA
>told him I'm from flip land
>apparently, he gets shocked how I got internet and speak English
ooga booga
>>52321645
Haram. No oil for you. Die in flithy 3D with no animoo access!
>>52322036
I surprised too, you're literally monkeys and maids.
>Typhoon don't kill enough flip abos.
>>52322036
hello aeta
>>52322109
rude tbf imo
kek. this faggot is getting the HK dickposter treatment.
no (You)s for you.
>>52322109
surprised how you remained ignorant despite living in singapore
>>52322302
don't mind him,he can't get make fun of anybody irl or else he'll get thrown in jail,so does it online
sad really
>>52322488
Didn't that Yee guy make fun of their Prime Minister online?
chinkgapoors can't even make fun of themselves online.
>>52322637
they can't do anything in singapore its just a giant office building devoid of any culture or nature worth viewing,that's why singaporeans go to malaysia to have fun
comfy weather
>>52322794
it stopped raining
Why'd it have to stop?
>tfw still raining here
>tfw cool aircon
>tfw don't have to wake up early
>still didn't took a bath and just decided to play video games
There goes my potential comfy meme night
>airconditioning makes me sick
>>52323991
Wad is that on your face?
>playing civ 5
>so sleepy
>Just one more turn...
>>52322919
>>52323329
It started raining
>>52324156
oh Bathala,please share
What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWC291t05ec
it's only 16°C in here but it feels so much colder than what the thermometer suggests. fucking humidity.
>>52324315
>>52324734
>>52324538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NucJk8TxyRg
here
>>52324704
>16°C
>ONLY
It's now 1°C here.
>>52325390
except that you have snow, and we don't.
LFS right here tsongs
>>52325894
nah. as long as I'm here, it's never gonna happen bruv.
Now I'm definitely the LFS
>>52326528
what did i tell you?
>>52325894
>>52326528
L-looking For Sex?
>>52326675
lewd,that's not what it means
I held the crown for too long, nobody's going to take this away from me.
Thank you SEA for this delicious fruit
>>52326877
are you an a-aswang?
>>52322755
>>52322637
Oh you still can't handle banter on facebook. Try threatening me with deathsu again, abos cathy scum monkey?
>>52327096
It's chinese though.
>inb4 massive flip/vietcong butthurt because muh clay.
I want kate poster back imo,every other singaporean seems to be the same guy
>>52327121
h-how did you know?
great nigga sick you pissy pussies
hey motherfuckers mi here at
>>52327282
I watched that seryre on ABS-CBN,can't remember the name though
>>52319763
check it vags
>>52327569
senpai
>>52326805
Well it's 4 in the morning so I thought you're..
>>52327691
it teaches you how to fight enkantos and shit
>>52327181
>>52327132
>>52327181 hang on nigga
>>52327841
what fucking at nigga
>>52327841
goddam it oh ah nigga faget
>>52327815
>>52327886
>>52327997
I thought it was cool back then
>>52327815
so 4am is the time people look for sex partners?
is that so?
th-thanks for telling
Sleep well,there's a new LFS in town
>>52329033
not so fast
Oh you silly qts, I'll always be the LFS here.
Good night and sleep tight
>>52329182
watch your mouth boy
>>52329277
huehuehue, aren't your eyes feeling a little heavy?
alright juanon,you win
I'll get you next time
>>52329705
more like yawn to me
>>52329839
yeah, whatever. you're automatically disqualified from the criteria nweiz.
it's time.
LFS
F
S
LFS mother fuckers
>>52330991
>flag
nope
>>52331250
I'm trans-flip ;_;
Rolling for beer
>>52332057
Reroll
>>52332107
Faggot
>>52331958
>different time zone
nope
ohayo fellow asians, I came back from the flip christmas party. there was a qt flip girl that I didn't talk to I just kinda stared at her ;_; I drank like 4 cans of warm Fosters not even drunk just tipsy ;_;
there was also:
>lewd couple question game
>loli dance and singing
>a lot of whittu gaijins for a flip christmas party
>got chocolate gifts
>met someone my age
>mix raced children (there was this one girl who had brown hair and white skin despite her mother being a flip)
>interracial couples
good night tbhwy only wished I could've gotten the guts to talk to qt ;_;
wake up bump on bum
which /asean/ country has the sluttiest girls?
>>52334440
all /asean/ girls are slutty, even that norwegian cu.ck poster got loads of jungle pussy in Vietnam
>>52334496
putang ina mo, hindi ko pa yan nakita
>>52333176
>interracial couples
this is pretty common in Western countries now tbqh familia
bumpo
Magandang araw Asean
Selamat pagi Asean
magandang umaga,putang ina 3 hour sleep
Bump putangina
Puki ng ina
where na you,mga gago?
>>52339047
It's raining, pretty cold.
How does Japan deal with the cold?
>>52336419
Asian/White is top tier tbqh family
>>52339391
>>52340437
>>52340667
>>52340792
all made by me
>>52334352
>No Malaysia flag
Pls delet, I feel offended by this
>>52341253
Malaysia is the qt opening it :3
>>52341319
R-R-R-Really? Kyaaa<3 <3 <3
>>52341730
yes,really
who else is as qt as that?
>>52319376
fag wars (torrent shit)
>>52340792
wear a coat when you go outside
wear Yukata and Hanten when you are at home, warm up with kotatsu and green tea.
>>52341972
Filipina :3
>>52342093
Malaysia :3
I want a white boyfriend..
>>52342266
are you a trap?
good morning /asean/
comfy weather edition
>allegedly mental health issues
>allegedly
niggas aint got shit
#miriam2016
>>52342430
Leytefag?
>>52342430
HELP
Good morning sluts.
>>52342430
it is
>>52342430
TANGINA ANG LAMIG, DI AKO MAKAPAGJAKOL
For what it's worth, I love you
and what is worse, I really do
>>52342230
Malaysia x Filipina <3
>>52342809
>mfw I saw stall was selling halo halo in this season
>>52342841
I don't know why it's such a big deal,storms use the same names that people use
>>52342984
OTP <3
>>52342909
Uminom ka ng Starbucks bago ka magjackol famtbh
should I use condom with my gf? Or make a Eurasian baby?
>coming back from work at 2h30 AM
Time to watch some animu lads. Stay happy.
>>52343189
Don't use a condom.
It is your duty to spread aryan genes.
>>52343189
You can't have a child with your waifu mate
>typhoon season
>no pesky motorcycles
Feels good
>>52343189
but your gf used to be a guy, what would be the point?
more like sillypenis mirite
>>52343855
no habla español so get the fuck put muchacho
A qt from the flat two doors away from me just gave me some sopas.
So comfy right now
>>52343885
that's ur mum m8 what the fuck, you should really get out of your fucking room, we're really worried about your future
>>52343855
Lucas!
>>52344025
hijo de puta fuck off you cućk
>>52343883
lurk more,newguy
>>52344044
>>52344074
shut up çuck
/lat/ is not welcomed in /asean/ general
>>52344025
you left your friend posting without you
>>52344185
>>52344147
but you guys are...........never mind
currently on greater fairview. who wants to fight with me?
>inb4 recto
recto is traffic all day and all night. i'm not going there until the end of christmas
>>52344285
/lat/ and /esp/ are forbidden to post here and shall be reported immediately
>>52343954
>he still lives with his parents so he automatically assumes that everyone in this board does the same
Must be sad to live a life of failure, no?
>>52344285
not espanya anymore
>>52344223
it's okay Lucas,just say sorry to him
>>52344298
>eating alone
>>52344391
>this guy still lives with his parents so he automatically assumes that this guy is a failure
>>52344391
>>52345012
What about if you live in your parents? Are you a failure?
>>52318415
Tfw I finally found a reason to buy webcams
>>52318864
WiFi won't be fast enough for porn IMO
>>52345115
>mfw I want to be independent, have husband, 3 kids
>parents doesn't want me to leave
Depends
>>52345546
Find the one with the DOST something in the title
its really fucking fast m8
>>52345769
gay marriage isn't legal yet anon
Post classic videos from your country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsn2E_Fdx80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COXhNeDwV2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCbyrtHhRGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LShaoT38Nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7csqKbYdz5s
Woke up, door still locked, want to pee so badly.
I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this,I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this,
>>52345850
Silly anon, you don't have to be gay to marry somebody.
>>52345841
Time to archive what they will post
Just got a new nephew :DD
>>52344765
okay. eat with me m8
>>52346667
congrats uncle. your a big man now
>>52345546
We wuz able to watch porn with dialup connection anon
Or maybe you were too young back then
>>52346936
>watch porn
you mean look for pictures of porn
>>52346936
The crappy thing though about dial-up at the time was that it had some kind of data cap. I remember back then, I couldn't use the internet like half of the time every month because at some point the data was up.
>>52347030
or the prepaid card that you need to use so you can browse for about 2 hours.
>>52346936
Yeah, I was old enough to use consoles back then.
PCs were too expensive so I had no idea about computers till '04.
Is this real?
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/indonesia-zoo-keeper-accused-of-impregnating-female-orangutan/
>>52347485
>>52347485
>worldnewsdailyreport
>>52347485
But how
>>52347701
sticking dick in vagina
>>52347485
yes, it's me
>>52347485
read 2 fucking many hentai
Why are you guys still here I saw this thread since last night
>>52347828
>thailand
Do you know Bangkok Comic Con, anon?
I haven't showered in 3 days, it's been cold af
>>52347828
/asean/ is 24 hour thread now.
>>52348051
it's been always like that since the mid 2014
those damn sluts migrated here
>>52347901
Never been there
I prefer Japanese loli drawing
Japan is going to get one too and I'm not at all interested
>>52348261
But you're aware of it?
http://www.ktxs.com/thai-man-facing-jail-for-insulting-kings-dog/37035204
>be a thai
>like a facebook page with a picture of their king's dog
>get jailed for 37 years
top fucking kek
>>52348384
That's nothing. Remember the time when a scandal broke out because of the crown prince's then-wife being naked during her birthday party while their dog (who was also Air Chief Marshal of the Thai air force) blew birthday candles?
>>52348293
I do, these news are obligatory in my feed. Why do you ask?
>>52348384
k I'm mad now
hope the next typhoon is cat5
>>52348445
The person in my name was their guest last year. Strangely the event seems to be obscure in Thailand, as some Thais I've asked have never heard of it.
>weebs in my african poverty campsite
Literally worse than haiyan typhoon
>>52348464
Because we are weebs
anime > comic-con
I didn't know Kawada Mami went there tho. I just know the event exists
>>52348540
better choose between Japs and Chinks soon.
@52348567
i choose none
fuck off to jap language general ok, if you want to please weebs, this is not ur general
ded all of a sudden
Everything is going according to the plan
>>52348413
>naked birthday
pics or it didn't happen
>>52349838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykOQEqZiG6E
>>52349838
And even funnier: the dog died earlier this year, and was cremated after four days of funeral rights. The event became the butt of jokes for a while there, apparently. It's true: look up "Fufu" or "Foo Foo".
>>52349821
>blowing cover by posting on an online haram image board
where were you trained? who is your superior?
>>52342909
what it shit miggs
>>52349861
A perfectly boring party. Even had crickets. Why was she naked anyway? It didn't seem like anyone was interested at all, including her husband and dog.
>>52339391
>>52340437
>>52340667
hang on motherfuckers
>>52343489
shit bump
>tfw no qt asean gf
>>52328275
no longer m8
