How hyped are you guys?
pertamax
Keduax
what is azimat?
and why do malay songs often use this word?
As hyped as when """""-guy, and dutermemeposters decides to go back to Facebook
ikaapatax
>>52308159
Ikalimax*
ftfy
It's treason, then.
>>52308222
Nice Trips
>>52308199
>>52308122
>>52307866
These dubs
Im posting the best Nasheed for you guys to enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ruUjyMsLYA
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qZNIWgRde8
>>52308286
222(3son) = 666
Poetry
Purity Ring > CHVRCHES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPh51zP0UhA
>>52308016
Dafuq?! Kagak pernah denger ajimat?
>>52308222
>isa,dalawa,tatlo,apat,lima,anim,pito,walo,siyam,sampu,unse,dose,trese,katorse...
why do people count like that?
>news report on Sultan of Brunei's secret harem on Sunday
looking forward to it Tbh
Putang ina sarap ng pakiramdam ng pwet ko kakatae lang
>>52308640
It's the 400 years old spanish residue that can never be removed.
>>52308557
>Dafuq
Go back to kaswksafus seriosuly
>>52308753
lewd
>>52308640
Easier and faster than
>labing-isa
>isangdaan
My gf speaks Tagalog in her sleep sometimes
If I ever manage to vocaroo it could you translate it for me?
Also, the Filipino cleaner here has been trying to buddy up ever since he saw me with her. He seems like a top lad but also has that so friendly he's planning to kill me vibe
>Mourinho sacked
top jej
>no ayyyuda for typhoon victim farmers
A good job for our government.
Will grace the poor orphan find her real family? or she would be disqualified from the election. Stay tuned for more drama and more attention...
>>52308842
No its not you cuck. wtf are you dumb?
putang ina,bakit masakit sa loob ng titi ko katapus mag dyakul?
>>52308919
Yes it is you stupid fucking cuck.
>>52308855
This is why we need separatism
Du30 2016
>>52308957
>bobotantes can't even count
ughh
>>52308640
>>52308919
oh look, it's the purist nigflip again.
>>52308957
>>52308919
cuck is back
>>52308920
Fermented and curdled semen mixed with urine and smegma
I thought we werent going to mention politics again... for fuck sake bring that to /pinoy/
>>52309009
rude
I'm not a fan of switching between languages in a sentence
I literally spent a single day in Singapore. This whole trip feels like some 1h bus ride. Gonna fly home to Jakarta lads.
>>52308640
>unse,dose,trese,katorse
only dumb slumfags counts like this
seriously... I wonder why?
>>52309059
>I'm not a fan of how language evolves.
>>52309062
>Islamic fair
hmm I wonder what they sell on those fairs
>>52309059
Enjoy your parisukat na ugat, stupid fucking cuck.
>>52309062
>islamic fair
Pls. Buy us an 81mm mortar cellphone detonated IED as pasalubong for christmas familia.
Daily reminder that a vote for Du30 will finally end our """"Democracy"""" Republic and constitution , The Philippines is a mistake.
We don't even need to count anymore fuck math!
>>52308855
>>52309063
Because you are a self-entitled elitist cunt :DDD
>>52309123
>Ano ang parisukat na ugat ng negatibong isa na inangat sa ikalimang milyon at isang kapangyarihan?
>>52309119
>language
>evolves
Literally forcing your pameme vocabulary doesn't count as evolving. Your kind should be eradicated
>>52309123
>>52309119
Too many bobotante cucks today.
>>52309123
Hope full we can develop more non Hispanic local math terms.
unless dutdut wins and removed those subjects.
>>52309226
It's xmas season so I guess I will let you meme away for now but please when it's 2 0 1 6. leave and bring the other collegefags too.
Which /asean/ country approves incest?
>>52309205
why though seems like the poorer they are the more they count like this.
>>52309313
M'laysia most progressive
>>52309202
>>52309306
>language
>evolves
I bet you even considered j3j3 language as evolution too
>>52309313
>>52309339
>>52309387
you know how evolution works, right? I think you personally skipped it. You even replied the wrong post.
>>52309440
Christmas season is not a season to unironically/ironically be retarded.
>>52309389
>>52309509
>>52309387
And beki talk too, yuck tbqh
we need to stop """evolving"""" this way.
>>52309389
progressive
>>52309313
Is cousin incest to you? Then Malaysia, and Brunei are allowed. In our country, it depends on your religion's and tribe's laws, you can marry your cousin if you're Islam, and the best thing is you can marry your twin sister if you're Balinese-- it's male and female of course.
>>52309471
of course it's not. You're and always will be retarded.
>>52309568
Even if cousin are legal here it's still weird, unless the cousin is hot, now that's a different story.
>>52309218
(-(1^5 000 000)) = i
>>52309596
Is your boypussy wet right now?
It's friday night .
>>52309596
it's almost christmas,I can smell the chinese envelopes
>>52309632
B-but cousin isn't true incest.
Sibling Blood Related incest is the best incest.
One final (for) you
>>52309697
I just wanna fap with my vag now.
>>52309719
Rebecca Black
>>52309726
>chinese envelopes
ew
>>52309743
are you going deus vult, abbott?
>>52309719
what did you do today?
>>52309743
You (didn't) fly so well
>>52309754
Feels good when tomboy wins
>>52309787
Failed to protect her smile.
>>52309834
Your little sister?
>>52309834
is it because you let her see your face?
>>52309754
rude,chinoys are pinoys too
This rain is so comfy. Also good evening /asean/
>>52309881
one of his 72 concubine sisters
What do you do on cold days, asean?
Who /simabng gabi/ here?
>>52309932
lay in bed and have a comfy siesta or get soaked outside because I always forget to bring an umbrella
>>52309954
>2015
>Simbang Gabi
>>52309932
meet qts :^)
>>52309954
it's a lie,your wish will not come true
>>52310035
>ka felix (2).jpg
>>52309754
>I just wanna fap with my vag now.
gosh why are u such a slut?
Where can I pick up a 7-8/10 girl in Caloocan?
>>52310035
>Being a cultist
>2015
Felix was a con artist idiot
A great one I give you that
>>52310057
Dont care about the wish m8
I care more about giving time to God than the superficial wish m80
>>52309881
Told her she's bothering me and I want to go out. Now she took away my keys and locked me in my room. So troublesome.
>>52310224
You're a bad onii-chan, you should just let her go out with you.
I wonder what face you guys have.
I hope one day you be proud of it and post it here.
>>52310224
Just go out with her :^)
>>52310314
it's habbening soon
>>52310146
I-I-I just want to have fun you know :3
>tfw im christian and I would marry a muslim
The more haram it is the better >:3
>>52310363
>I-I-I just want to have fun you know :3
What kind of fun?
>>52310314
Say my name
>>52310279
>>52310363
Don't want to, I look like the younger sister when I'm with her.
Whatever gonna sleep, she'll give up eventually.
>>52310609
y-you're a g-gril?
>>52310597
>La Salle
I feel shame
>>52310314
>>52310688
>Mami Kawada Lover
KEK!!
E
K
!
!
>>52310609
>a girl
Pls be in Batavia
>>52310597
>La Salle
More like La Cucks amrite?
>Dutertards sharing a ragepost by Mocha regarding why dutdut fans act so
>Mocha
Kek since when are the words of an unrepentant, narcissistic trash whore get revered like some holy scripture?
>infinite chan next migration
wat is dis?
>>52311200
where
source
>>52311401
just go to x2chan and C4 yourself
>>52307866
wait, what did i miss??
>>52310972
You should post this on fb lad and post your friends' reaction here
Pauline Prieto just replied to my comment lads....hold me..
Serious question here: is anyone here seriously going to vote for Dutdut in the election?
>>52311834
who?
>>52311886
no
>>52311834
What context?
>>52310729
What's wrong?
>>52311886
When will we learn
> Vote for dufilthy
> gets oppressive gov
> bobotantes: MUHFREEDUMBS! DUTERTE OUT NOW!
>>52311886
Power Ranking
1.)Poe
2.)Dutdut
3.)Miriam
power-gap
4.)Lucifer
powergap
5.)Roxas
powergap
6.)Binay
>>52311886
I'm voting for Lucifer, bruh
>>52312020
My ranking would be something like this:
1. Poe and Roxas tied (both are shit but are the least shit among the candidates)
(power-gap x 50)
2. Miriam
(power-gap x 100)
3. Binay
(power-gap)
4. Duterte
Not including Seneres since he's not relevant.
>>52312086
Which Lucifer? Lucifer the nuisance or the legit Lucifer (which would be Duts)?
>>52312130
meme Lucifer
Have you think about it
What does NoyNoy double look like?
>>52311886
Yes, I just want to see the cunt burn.
>>52312202
It's Mar.
Mar is Noynoy 2.0
>>52312243
More like Mar is Noynoy without the charisma or the appeal among the poor.
>>52312130
>Poe and Roxas
>least shit
based on what?
Why aren't you voting for mirriam "cancer" santiago, she is the only candidate with the least cancerous fanbase and not full of shit like mar, du30 or binay.
>Fuk Mar
He's the reason why I spend 4 hours a day in shitty edsa.
>>52312362
>Miriam's fanbase is mostly youth Marcos loyalists
>least cancerous
Funny story, one of my former teachers is now a Santiago/Marcos loyalist. Funny given that she voted for P-Noy last election. Wonder what happened to her.
>>52312318
Roxas is the most qualified, while Poe has less hints of corruption.
>>52312400
You mean Abaya or Tolentino/whoever replaced him?
>>52312362
I would if she'll change the constitution, adopt federalism, make death penalty legal again.
>>52312362
> womyn
Kek!
>>52312454
>You mean Abaya or Tolentino/whoever replaced him?
the traffic started getting worst when LP came into power. Also, there's the yolanda fund.
>>52312461
>make death penalty legal again
>wanting that barbaric and ineffective form of punishment back
>inb4 "muh deterrent" and "muh justice"
Did you know that Canada and the European Union have relatively low crime rates (as in lower than America's) despite not having capital punishment?
>be in paseo de sta rosa
>there's a long line for the jeeps
>there's a slight drizzle
>some people are getting wet lining up
>next jeep arrives in line
>there are two papuans who cut the line inside
>people pissed af
>tfw they even smell
why is indonesia exporting their nigs here anyway
>>52312530
Blame Abad then. Abad has always been a piece of shit ever since he made DAP a thing.
>traffic started getting worse
It's always been terrible mate. If anything, the reason the traffic is getting worse is because of all those reblockings, construction projects, and an increase in the number of cars. The person in charge has little to do with it.
>>52312454
>roxas is the most qualified
Oy vey, this trip fag is a LP shill.
>>52312534
Capital Punishment never had any great effect on the crime rate anyway, it's a meme
>>52312534
>Europe
>Low Crime rate
Do we need to go /pol/?
>>52312534
How is that relevant to our 3rd world shithole Pepe?
>>52312602
>try to pander for the poorfags and it doesn't work
>try to boast about prestigious alma mater and it doesn't work
Someone needs to shoop that fuck my shit up hair on mar
>>52312602
>me being an LP shill when I abhor Roxas and his arrogant and prideful wife
>me being an LP shill when I hate Rated K with a passion
>me being an LP shill when I criticized them for asking the Ombudsman to not dismiss Masbate's governor
>>52312619
>>52312642
He was the one who started it.
Also
>Daily Mirror
>believing in tabloids
>>52312591
Abad did nothing wrong
He just want faster method of using saved up money
No independent body to oversee project to avoid corrupt isnt Abad's fault by the system.
>>52312534
Because they got a relative low population density compared to countries in Asia region.
Just look at the news and drug problem where are in now.
Latino and chinks cartels are booming because of our lax penalty law.
>>52312694
^but the
>>52312619
Locals aren't the problem tbqh.
>>52312604
It's because death row inmates rarely get executed
>>52312534
>he thinks that progressive western """""civilization""""" will work.
Next thing you know pedos and potheads are now accepted.
You see how cucked up is europe and canada now?
I dont like that guy Duterte
Let me smoke weed on Christmas Eve peacefully
Im not hurting no one.
>>52312694
You meant faster allocation of bribe money to oust those who are against the administration.
Seriously though, all of next election's candidates are pretty mediocre. 2010 had better choices like Villar, Noy, Gibo, and Gordon. This time the only "decent" candidates are Mar and arguably Binay (if you ignore his corruption), and even then their faults overshadow whatever positives they have.
>>52312619
>"""""""""""""Asian"""""""""""""
>>52312809
>bribe
>check definition
>>52312795
Joshua pls leave.
>>52312769
This.
Or why can't we copy those saudi-tier punishments?
Daily lashings and public defamation ought to straighten a wayward flip up
>>52312877
But m-muh human rights.
>>52312738
>>52312769
>>52312877
>>52312819
when a bong says Asian they usually mean a South Asian person
>>52312842
Balik kang k-12, bata.
Kakatamad makipag argue sayo, puta ka.
Better yet, balik ka na lng sa malansang puke ng ina mo at wag ka na sanag ipanganak.
>>52312769
>Next thing you know pedos and potheads are now accepted.
THIS. FAMILY PLANNING SHOULD BE PLANNED TOO. Because when the government give free condoms and birth control pills, all flip teens - I mean all of them! - will have sex with each other. That's bad, amirite?
Never knew /asean/ was full of ignorant conservatives.
>>52312769
>>52312877
That's why we need to separate fuck """"Democracy"""" it will never apply to us stupid flips.
>>52312941
le epikk /pol/maymay
>>52312992
Relax, he's not as bad as those Duterte supporters who are still on damage control with their twisting of the definitions of "undergraduate" and "graduate"
>>52312992
>argue
>get cucked by a simple definition
>cry himself back to reddit
>>52313017
Unless someone is as ugly as you are.
You'll stay a virgin because of your ugly motherfucking face.
>>52313053
Du30 2016 to end this stupid non punishing republic.
Philippines is a mistake.
> tfw it's been months but that one flip anon is still assblasted over that underage SU fagposter
>>52312941
>implying /int/ isn't /pol/ lite
>>52313048
Us ignorant conservatives do not deserve the audience of such luminary fihure of society as yourself.
We are not worthy of your progressive *cough* degenerate *cough* way of thinking.
Poor /asean/ flags, they got their thread stolen by flipnigs who goes apeshit over their politics.
>>52313136
fuck off SUfaggot,you're underaged
>>52313121
woah! Watch out /asean/, we got a hothead here.
>>52313178
Du30 is our only hope. I'm trigger just of call myself a Filipino
Vote Du30 and end this country.
vote for him to end this stuipd democracy we need to kill more flips
Why does everyone have sand in their vaginas tonight?
>>52313048
Go back to reddit with you're """democracy """" and republic
We dont deserve due process we want to be safe like Davao and we want to be our own country.
>>52313244
ITT
>>52313321
I didn't get to attend the paskuhan and I'm stuck with you that's why.
>>52313221
and it will that way until half of 2016.
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OUR LOCAL POLITICS
WE DONT EVEN HAVE GOOD CANDIDATES LIKE BERNIE WHO WILL GIVE US FREE SHIT
>>52313279
>end democracy
>let a leftist niggerfaggot run the country
Yeah,nah you cunt.
Will join a right wing armed group if that happens. Also, he'd be all bark and no bite since he doesn't even have the support of the army.
The AFP is right wing and hugely anti communist.
>yfw dutdut wins but Palparan incites a coup
>dutdut gets guillotined
>>52313321
this autistic thread makes me want to get the RAF to use their 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on every anon in this thread due to the amount stupid politic talk.
>>52313321
Its called evolving and voting Du30 to fuck """"Democracy"""" kill all criminals now, fuck due process its so fucking stupid anyway.
>>52313380
Why didnt you stick you penis inside wet pussy
Oh right ur that accountancy guy
I never understood accounting anyway, god i hate that subject.
>>52313432
Get the fuck out yellowtard.
Du30 is the hope for us to separate this country We won't have to deal with your stupid AFP.
kek, we will use your """""human right""""" against you fuckers.
>worried that dutdut might win
>remember that a big chunk of his fangirls are either underaged edgy millenials and kikebook keyboard warriors that aren't even registered voters
putang ina nyo. you must make a pol thread and bring all your cancerous election memes there or in kikebook. This thread is supposed to be a discussion of /asean/ culture.
goddamit,stop talking about politics,leave it till next year
it's just the same shit over and over again from you.
we fucking get it
>>52313590
bagong gimmick mo teh?
>>52313429
Thinking about it $15 an hour minimum wage is 705 pesos an hour
Fuck our life when USA working 1 hour = PINOY working 1 day
WHY IS THERE SUCH INJUSTICE
>>52313121
>>52313135
>>52313233
>>52313373
>>52313487
>>52313590
Nigga how old are you? Your post style makes you either
-an underaged millenial cancer
Or
-a deluded manchild that can't stop sounding childish
So, what is it?
>>52312877
We must separate and end this Republic first to start fresh and we can finally beat flips to death as long as we want.
Du30 2016 real change is coming.
When will /pinoypol/ end?
>>52313734
Cost of living is waaay higher in isteyts, kababayan.
People tend to forget that yes, you do earn dollars but you also spend dollars in the US
u lord! I will panch whoibir spek about pilipino palitiks
>>52313723
>>52313747
Bobotantes detected
no worries Du30 will win and I don't have to share a """country""" and """"Democracy""""" with you fuckers.
>>52313807
When all the dutertards spontaneously combust
>Count the amount of non-flips in this /asean/ thread
Bobotantes out, stop talking about the same shit everyday like these fake actors made you jizz in your panties.
>>52313747
Probably the same nigger who roleplayed as the SU fag also he's neither of those just really butthurt is all
>>52313855
Your posts are cringy as hell,mang.
We used to have borderline cancer when talking about flip politics. You my friend, made it worse.
-50 GBP
>>52313807
we should go to /latino/ or pretend we're brits in /brit/ desu
>>52313897
>SU fag
Wat does "su" mean?
Soviet Union?
>>52313974
>sobrang ulol
>>52314006
Kek
Maybe we should talk about Indon or Malay politics again. Talking about Najib's antics or Bersih seems more fun.
P U K E
U
K
E
These penoys are worst than summerfags.
>>52314057
Nope, all the non-pinoys have migrated.
/asean/ dead.
>>52313823
http://www.freeusaguide.com/col_sample.htm
Dunno how accurate this is
Feels good to save around 30-40k a month just by living in minimum wage
>>52314134
>OP pic
>death of /asean/
>>52313855
push mo iyan
trip trip lang pag may time
>>52314148
Also, you forgot about the extra costs since every immediate and distant family members you have assumes you're brimming with $$$ and now you have to give them somethin when you go home
Nightly Reminder vote Du30 to finally end this stupid country and constitution.
Philippines is a mistake.
>>52313846
BARAKO! PASPAS! WALANG ASO!
>>52314300
>Be TnT
>Go hommu
Thank God Bernie won.
>>52314202
>>52314202
not wanting a /pinoy/ 2.0
Is it worth getting myself black at the beach, getting my penis enhanced, and become a porn actor in Japan
Pay seems good
Chances of becoming a part of Gachimuchi is low r-right?
>>52314390
GODDAMIT
Butthurt level of flips
1. Dutdut fans
2. INC members
3. ???
Pls contribute, families.
>>52314593
>Europian
>>52314647
>Create Oversees Employement Agency
>Hire Aetas
>Ship them to Japan to be part of this
Can Aetas penis event compete against Africans?
Please dont steal my idea senpai
Do you take a shower/bath at night asean?
I do, even though it's raining heavily outside, the temperature rises up to burning 21C.
>>52310688
>/sea/
>1/3 of the pic is not even asian
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52314737
Pls don't export our domesticated aetas. The reason we don't need to import aetas from unga bunga is because we already have loads of domesticated ones in our modern globalised multikultural society.
>>52314836
sex tourists are part of asia too,my muslim friend
>>52314836
...wait, we have a grill?
I thought that memenose poster was just another guy posing
>>52314836
Stop thinking out of date ideas anon, you better tell Najib to make sure his cabinet has a 50/50 geneder ratio and have a variety of ethnic members becuase it's 2015! :^)
>>52314862
I dunno what's the point of them being tourist attraction in Baguio when you can see them in JAV in the future
>>52314829
not related to night bathing but,
in elementary,taking a bath in the ice cold water at 5:40 am was the worst part of the day,thankfully grandpa moved in and he always woke up really early and would heat up water while he chops firewood
>>52315045
forgot pic related
>>52315085
Tell me the truth flipbro, did you guys really look like this before clapistan came?
>>52315085
>Amerifat
that will trigger a kano response by sending an apache your way
>>52315045
They're not tourist attraction. They're a protected persons. We have a wildlife nature reserve set up for them and had given them special rights written in law because you and I are fucking normie foreigners and we don't deserve special rights in our own country.
>>52315196
We look the same malayfam. What do you think?
>>52315196
But we are literally (You).
>>52315196
The ones living in the highlands are.
Those near the business hubs usually had chink blood
>>52315196
Of course not, that's burger propaganda. Philippines might've just been a bunch of tribal kingdoms back then, but we weren't low tech tier. Our boats are capable of sailing from Hawaii to Philippines despite being simpler than Yuropeans. We were even trading with China, Indochina, Malays, Javans, Burmese, etc.
They drew us like that because they need to expand unnecessarily because nobody appreciates their feat and they have inferiority complex
>>52315196
>AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
>*smacks lips profusely*
Me, nah Im 1/4 chink
>>52315045
>aetas
>baguio
educate yourself
>>52315347
Why did burgers came to your country? Did they manage to smell oil?
>>52314829
I do everytime my feet are cold, nice hot shower desu senpai.
>>52315413
I know they are from Ifugao
but alot stayed there last time I visited.
>>52315442
They bought us (along with Puerto Rico and Cuba) from Spain, while our Independence war was going on, for $20 million in the Treaty of Paris, so they considered us their property
>>52315476
what? there are absolutely zero aetas in CAR region. you're confusing them with the natives.
>>52315196
no,that's just propaganda for US citizens to swallow to justify their imperialism
even their reasoning for occupation was to "christianize" the islands which goes to show how little then know about their newly acquired territory
>>52315523
So, did you welcome them or are they another colonizer?
Also, why did Spain sell you if they did not want to let you go to begin with?
>>52315643
They probably imagined making it Protestant, which I highly doubt but it's a possibility
Just arrived here in manila lads
Wait is it normal here that jeeps wait in the road till its full?
holy shit
>>52315442
They got into a fight with Spain because some retarded US warship ran into a mine Spanish mine in Cuba. So, American went to war because "muh manifest destiny to expand" Spain lost of course because Cuba was rebellious and it wasn't capable of deploying its troops across an ocean anymore. Americans came to "liberate" us.
A year later, Amerifats turned around and attacked our sovereign country because of the treaty of Paris says so and they want their own empire so people can praise them and get attention. A relative of mine actually fought as a local commander of a militia, his entire town was razed by americans and all his men died with him, locals have even erected a statue of my relative as a sign of thank you. We lost of course and that was that.
>>52315740
where you from?
>>52315688
They were welcomed at first but when they revealed themselves as just another colonizer they were met with resistance
They sold us since the Independence war was practically won, Manila was being experiencing a siege, so as to soften their losses they sold their territories.
>>52315740
>Just arrived in Manila
>Raid jeep
>Tell driver direction to Recto
>>52315688
No, they came in as "liberators".
Spain-kun didn't have a choice, she fought with all she could, but she wasn't the superpower she once was. Early flips only advocated for better treatment as a loyal subject, not independence.
>>52315442
bundle package with puerto rico and cuba
Spain wouldn't accept defeat from their colony so they sold the philippines to america
america gave spain a dignified defeat by staging a scripted naval battle in manila bay while at the same time not letting the Katipunan join the fight to kick the spaniards out of manila
I also think they wanted a port to trade with china
>being advised by my dean to hold my study for next sem so i can rest.
I've mixed feeling about this.
>>52315853
Don't, you'll be too lazy to continue study if you take a brake now.
>>52315853
your education is useless nevertheless
flips is gonna flock ur cunt and steal your jobs after integration kicks in
>>52315751
>>52315790
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So how did you won your independence from burgerstan?
I can't imagine them easily letting go of their 51st state. They do consider you as their state right?
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>rest
Working student?
