What went right?
Nothing
Nothing
Everything
Some things
>>52314721
>Sudan
>Somalia
>Uganda
>Eritrea
Ethiopia managed to not get colonized and Kenya is culturally and monetarily enriched by Hindoopoos. Djibouti is the extension of the French naval base there.
>>52314721
Ethiopian food is really good. That's about it.
Cute grills in Ethiopia, Eritrea and Somalia
>>52314721
Djibouti is the most succesful country of all those: http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20151118-is-africa-getting-a-dubai
>>52314721
Ethiopian jazz is awesome.
Mulatu astatuke!!! Hes the best.
Jim jarmusch proved.
>>52315267
>King and his jews friends are building new mansions with aid mony
>LOL SUCCESS
>>52315267
Island poosinloos!
>>52315267
R A R E
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>>52315353
Better ambition than your shithole of a country. I hope Djibouti succeeds
>>52315267
FUCKING RARE
They all suck.
>Somalia
Literally and unironically the worst country in the world. There is no country worse than Somalia.
>Eritrea
The North Korea of Africa. One of the biggest sources of refugees in the Netherlands. No freedom of press, at all. Poor as shit.
>Sudan
Doesn't even exist in that state anymore, it got split in half. Darfur is one of the worst regions on earth, and it's part of Sudan.
>South Sudan
A completely new country, and as you can guess: completely artificial. It was literally chosen to be "the most fragile country on earth", as per the Fragile States Index.
>Ethiopia
Known worldwide as the Mecca of famines. If you say "famine", people will think "Ethiopia". A country of about 100 million with a GDP per capita of a mere $1,557 and an HDI lower than the likes of Afghanistan, Syria and Yemen, this is an extraordinary shithole.
Also an anecdote - a buddy of mine who made a trip through Africa said that Ethiopia was the only country he hated in terms of the people, and he was robbed by kids.
>>52315376
http://www.forbes.com/2009/04/15/worlds-cleanest-countries-business-energy-clean-countries_slide_13.html
http://www.ranker.com/list/world_s-cleanest-countries/eco-warrior-chick
I cant see you in those lists denmark
>>52315685
Whats wrong with the people of Ethiopia? Did they beat him up for being for being a sex traveller, is so he can go jump out the nearest window
>>52315961
He just said they sucked. He had positive experiences with all the other African people, he visited like a dozen countries.
But he said Ethiopians were really shit.
>>52315267
witnessed
>>52315685
Somalia got even worst when the "rich" Somaliland got independence, but at least this new cunt is a lot more stable than Somalia, pic related.
I guess OP chose the wrong picture in his computer.
>>52315267
R A R E
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>>52316146
Somaliland is quite interesting and seems to have it's shit together compared to it's Southern counterpart. Hopefully they will gain independence and get inspired by Djibouti to have the same amount of ambition to built shit, like the pooinloo above linked to
>>52316257
RARE
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Fucking Chad
Only Kenya is doing it right in that region
>>52317283
But they are bantus
>>52315832
Is it hot as shit over there like it is over here?
>>52317283
oh look¡¡ they have an asfalted street¡¡
BRAVO KENIA
>>52317490
Kenya is the only developing nation in that area, the rest are considered part of the least developed countries
>>52317490
THEY HAVE BUILDINGS AND TRAFFIC LIGHTS TOO
BRAVO KENYA
