Daily reminder that you cannot make an italian poster mad unless you are an italian poster yourself
>mfw bantz-proof masterrace
italy is a bad country
>Southern Italians
>tfw i am Italian
Muh heritage muhfugga
My familia is from cuneo
La Joconde is a french painting, made by Leonard de Vinci, a famous french artist.
>>52313407
that's because you're a terroni, just tell a north italian that Italy is a southern european country and he'll go mad
>>52313476
here comes the heritagefag
post proof
They were always butthurt as fuck when a turkfag spammed military history level thread every day
>>52313407
italy is an artificial nation which needs to be divided along linguistic lines
>>52313407
the part of italy that doesn't sucks wasn't even italian
t. my grandparents were from calabria
>>52313510
you are right, I am a terrone
>>52313476
I bet your name is Ambrogino
>>52313466
hello
>>52313461
fight me irl
>>52313516
>turkey can't handle the bantz
>>52313407
They have internet in Sicily now?
What do Italians tell other Italians to make each other mad?
Also, is it true that Italians only pretend to be mad when we put ketchup on spaghetti? I heard Italians also use ketchup.
>>52313570
*the USA is an artificial nation which needs to be divided along burger lines
>>52313480
you can keep the joconde, we'll just take it back from you after the muslims take over your country
>>52313657
which part are you talking about? be more specific
>>52313684
>>52313779
>terrone che fa un thread autistico
per niente sorpreso peo
>>52313779
>*the USA is an artificial nation which needs to be divided along burger lines
i agree
>>52313407
terroni porca madonna
>>52313407
Dude thats unfair it's like kids doing the barrier thing when they play. Just get mad.
>>52313746
No idea, but I have heard they have a website called "sicilyhasbetterinternetthanaustralia.sic" where they make fun of aussies for having shit internet
>>52313771
>Also, is it true that Italians only pretend to be mad when we put ketchup on spaghetti?
I think that what we feel when someone does that is a mix of disgust and pity
> I heard Italians also use ketchup.
On french fries, yes. On pizza and on pasta: absolutely not
>>52313480
>de Vinci
>not de Victorie
You had one hon
>>52313771
Ketchup/tomato sauce, same shit bro
>>52313407
:^)
>>52313809
>a wild buttmad ambrogino appears
not suprised at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAMMY7wYLvU
>>52313911
>>52314046
>mfw I remember watching this match live as a kid
our joys outnumber the disappointments. We are one of the most awarded national teams, and we do this even though our teams are always objectively worse than other big names in football.
>brazil can't even win against Germany
top kek m8
>>52313871
>just get mad
pls make anime real satoshi-san
>>52313834
Hello Ivan
>>52313407
Why would someone ever want to bully Italy?
>>52314117
>brazil can't even win against Germany
>>52314227
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo2_yFv1kmQ
>>52314117
>Mfw Italy lost against a bunch of gooks in 2002
>>52314215
Because the final scores are sometimes pretty funny
>>52314378
>gooks
you mean we lost against a spic
>>52313657
>tfw south italy isn't greek anymore
>>52314409
>>52314343
I-I didn't mean to make you sad. Be happy huebro.
>>52314465
>a spic
Looks Italian to desu.
>>52313407
I have Italian cousins and they are big baby faggots they eat hardly anything and they are so quiet and seem so sooky why are you like this italy you weak dogs they're dad is cool though which is weird.
>>52313407
1st try 2bh
>>52314852
>american education
>>52314909
>eat hardly anything
not real italian then, video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVNmjf4-bS0
>and they are so quiet
lel, first time ever I hear someone saying that about italians, I take it as a compliment
> why are you like this italy
because we are masterrace
also check'em
How the fuck did you manage to have a 1.1 fertility rate?
>>52313407
I love you guys too much to banter you
>>52315057
Sardinia
>>52315057
they are losing their virginities in their 40s or some shit on average
>>52315068
love you too m8
>>52315057
no idea desu
>>52315022
what am I even looking at here? I don't get it
>>52314465
Best ref of all time hands down
Puerluigi a GOAT
>>52313407
There are two or three of you who get mad any time an American posts in /ita/
The Americas are more Italian than Italy.
>>52313779
northern italy
>>52315057
Taxes out of your asses, the fact that your parents have to work almost into their 70, and getting a job just after you leave school it's fucking hard makes leaving home and settle down with a wife basically impossible
>>52315241
An Italian getting salty
>>52313407
nonò capito gniente
>>52315319
Muh heritage faggots are fucking annoying.
Over here too they are insufferable when they brag about how Italian they are and that their nonna comes from whatever who-the-fuck-cares place in Italy.
>>52315299
at a certain point he had nervous breakdown and lost it...that's how lex luthor ended up becoming a referee
>>52315300
That is just banter m8
>>52315319
>"italian"
>my great great grandfather once knew someone who married a girl that that one time ate lasagna so i'm italian
Protip: unless you lived your 5-18 years in italy you will never be considered italian here
Italian "pizza" is shit compared to Domino's 2bh
>>52315434
that's why they are called "italian diaspora" or "italian descendants" and not "italians"
i don't claim to be italian, but to deny that i'm a descendant of italians is dumb
>>52315350
he doesn't seem salty to me. I don't know the context though
>>52315331
Your sentence does not make much sense. All of the italian peninsula was constantly conquered and subdued by other powers for a long time. If anything, every part of italy "was not italian" as you say, not only north italy.
>>52315319
>The Americas are more Italian than Italy.
I keke'd
>>52315434
>Italian getting salty over true Italians being in the new world.
Just change your country 's name to New Albania or some shit
>>52315531
I had sex with an italian-brasilian who claimed direct 100% north italian heritage. Her nipples were brown. I don't believe you guys anymore
>>52315434
This
Muh heritage tards are fucking obnoxious and annoying cunts, they are a shame to their countries and real Italians (from Italy) must be tired of those faggots trying to claim and appropiate their culture.
>>52315623
Theres nothing wrong with having a connection to your heritage you faggot
>>52315612
shit happens. many people hide their non-white ancestry for obvious reasons
although i'm glad for my italian half because without it i'd look like a durka durka
>>52315611
>New Albania
Funny thing albania was a huge thing some years ago, right now not so much.
It's all about actually black people on bycicle at night.
No idea why but it's all i see them do
>>52315701
>many people hide their non-white ancestry
but she didn't hide anything from me. She really thinks she is 100% italian. That's why she came to Italy to learn the language.
You are refuting your own statement though. If you are only partly-italian, americas are definitely not more italian than Italy itself
>>52313407
Cheeto-dreeto, macaroni. Iscolto postilo pyablo, pablo diablo va bene.
>>52315661
Glad you think so
>>52315766
I heard Albanian diaspora is top-tier and has 10/10 qt's.
>Tfw no Albanian gf
>>52315850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZviYmTMpBXE
>>52315787
i didn't claim that the americas are more italian than italy.
about her, i don't really know.
>>52315661
Of course there is nothing wrong with it according to you, you are blinded by muh hurrtage and most importantly you are desperate to belong to a group of people you're not part of because Australia has no culture.
That's the problem with New World countries. They lack identity because they are too busy trying to claim other cultures instead of defining their own.
Step it up senpai.
>>52315850
>pyablo, pablo diablo
matti magnesca patiyuska
>>52315890
I am referring to >>52315319
I guess it was a different anon then
>>52315850
why do russians love our 80's pop music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJYJA_NeR0g
>>52315881
I admit the qt ones are qt.
I knew only 3 albanian people, one was ct, the other 2 brother and sister probably had downs or something are were total cunts.
One day i stayed home because of my grandpa funeral, when he tried to talk shit about it i tried to choke him.
When he tried to steal some other guy's gameboy he got beaten up so hard by 3-4 people he went to the hospital
>>52315091
Never forget.
https://www.change.org/p/al-popolo-sardo-e-al-popolo-svizzero-to-the-people-of-switzerland-and-sardinia-firma-per-l-indipendenza-della-sardegna-e-per-la-richiesta-di-adesione-della-futura-repubblica-della-sardegna-alla-confederazione-svizzera
>>52315612
why fuck a italian-brazilian with "100% italian blood" when you can fuck an italian?
pic related a 100% italian heritage
>>52316092
but she's brazilian
you wogs are some of the coolest cunts on /int/ desu senpai
>>52316296
>wogs
Shouldn't it be 'wops'?
What's the difference?
Italian is just a cheap version of spanish.
>>52316378
I think visiting Italy is more expensive for goy- ehm tourists though.
bapitty boopity pizza
Post yfw OP is Sicilian
>>52316367
na i mean wogs.wogs in aus are usually mediterranean, lebanese, turk ect.
Terrone reporting in
>>52316483
Yes, probably.
>>52313657
NURAGIC
>>52313407
that pretty much stands for most posters here
