>be American
>live in the greatest country on earth
WOW
JUST
WOW
>be from jersey
>nobody knows I exist
>exist solely for tax evasion
>>52312906
>be from Jersey
>spam /int/ to the point of getting arrested
>be pronounced autist and be set free
DAMN
A
M
N
>>52312961
>be South African
>live in a beautifully diverse nation with amazing wildlife
I MEAN COME ON
>>52313738
Which one of these little islands are you, and what are the other two I'm missing on my flag map.
>>52315784
Jersey is a type of cow, not an island.
>>52312906
>>52315784
Which one is you OP?
>>52315784
The middle one.
Guernsey, Alderney.
>>52317521
Red Holstein>Jersey
>>52317521
Piss goes in the toilet not in a beer can
>>52319244
Thanks, I'll update it
Thanks sheikh
>>52312906
jersey>new jersey
>>52319576
same place...
New Jersey is the ONLY Jersey
Are Jersey accents as excruciating to listen to as New Jersey(Joysy) accents are?