>be Australian
>"oi dazza wot kind of flag do we want"
>get a french flag, paint blue
>make a few cumstains
>a Brit passes by
>"Hold it right there, criminal scum!"
>flag is stamped with a tramp stamp
>"G-God shave the queen, gentlemen!"
>go online, load silesian gramophone museum in only 7 days
>get mocked by leaves, plumbers and lardlords
>attempt damage control
>>52311693
>be Polish
>please can you spare some food
>attempt
>>52311693
good one
>>52311693
>losing war against birds
>get bit by venomous spiders.
>apologize https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day
>one cum stripe from all your overlords who raped you
>one blood stripe from all the rectal pain you got from said raping
inspiring, poland
>>52311693
Polska pls
>>52312072
Unexpectedly good banter, Sven
You seem to be quite an expert on cum to be honest
>>52311896
>National Sorry Day
>>52312072
>>52312154
Cum again?
the internet is absolutely terrible here i'd like to leave
>>52312321
>Save up enough money to leave
>Get on plane, excited for a new life
>Plane is going down the runway
>Suddenly, an emu runs in front of the plane
>Plane hits emu and explodes
>Everyone dies except the emu
>>52312072
>a cross of finnish semen onto a swede girls blue eyes
>>52312444
poor emu
Pic related senpai
>>52312701
>poor emu
>>52311896
>>52311896
>national sorry day
>>52314815
WAKE UP, DAHLINK
WAKEY WAKEY!
ARE YOU READY TO BE MY LITTLE PRINCESS?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>52311693
>meme goes here
>>52311693
>be poland
>/end joke
>>52314722
At least Abo's leave us alone, they don't want to deal with the white man.
You guys have gypsies that fuck with everything they touch, you had the best attempt at getting rid of those sub-human scum and you fucked it up.
>>52312444
Trips confirm
>>52311693
delet this
Are all 100% 'Strayans redneck hillybillies?
>Be poorland
>Can't afford dubs
>>52316968
Cant buy dubs with hdi
>>52316968
Poland is so poor, they can only buy vowels for a few select words.
You will pay for this, Poland !
>>52312321
150 KBps :^( Albany is a trash town, and the beach is a trash place to live
>>52316928
nah, we're actually a pretty civilised people in truth. you get the occasional bogan but most of us speak normally
Remember people don't go to hard on them, suicide is a big issue among saddened Australian blokes
Remember to assure them it's only a joke, and provide links to local suicide hotlines in case it gets too rough
>>52321326
don't suppose you saw that your own country is on 7/8 of those and 3/7, you are higher
>>52311693
why do poles still try to banter us lmao
i'm gonna be honest i don't banter polish people because living in poland is banter enough for them
>>52311693
>>>get a french flag, paint blue
>>52321921
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, AMERICA
>>52321790
>poles
It's only me, other Poles don't give a fuck
Any pingstralians online?
lmaoing at your clay
