>be Australian
>"WE WUZ KNIGHTS N SHIEEET"
>>52306088
>Be poorlish
>WE WUZ HUSSARS N SHIIIEEET
>>52306088
>88
>"WE WUZ EATING OUR KIDS N SHEEIT"
>In hard summers, the new-born children were all eaten by the Kaura tribe in the neighbourhood of Adelaide, according to Dr McKinley.
http://www.heretical.com/cannibal/australi.html
>Be Australian
>Aunt researches family history
>Traces it all the way back to the third crusade
>Apparently minor nobles that joined Richard the Lionheart
>Literally wuz knights n shiet
>>52306088
If this guy walked down the street today, nobody would bat an eye, what with his hair and beard.
>>52306902
lol why do westerners like to come up with muh heritage like this
not to mention it's probably wrong
>>52306902
And now you live in Australia
Where did everything go wrong
>>52307161
No.
>>52307184
2bh, I don't give half a shit about it. I only posted it because relevant to discussion. There's a few warriors in my family history, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm a coward that shies away from confrontation.
>>52307193
Considering I don't live in England, I don't really understand what you mean.
>Most celebrated figure in rural australia was a criminal
>>52307222
So what? Other countries obsess over famous criminals. Australia just get shit about it because muh convicts.
>>52307184
No it's mathematically probable.
http://www.stat.yale.edu/~jtc5/papers/CommonAncestors/AAP_99_CommonAncestors_paper.pdf
>>52307254
We're going to be here for a while, aren't we?
>>52307302
How so?
>>52307222
>cop tries to rape your sister
>shoot his hand off and bash him with a shovel
>escape to the wilderness and kill more cops
>build your own armour and get in a last stand situation
>survive and get capture because your armour was 2good
>curse the judge sentencing you to death
>judge dies two weeks later
It's a good story desu senpai.
>>52307375
>>52307330
Stop trying so hard to white knight our country.
>>52307375
well I may meme Aussies to death for their marble barite ways but they surely have an aptitude for interesting lives
>>52307464
>>52307302
shut up fuck nugget
>>52307464
Oh, I get it. You don't actually know what you're talking about.
>>52307470
>marble barite
What is this?
>>52307431
Hot.
Is there more?
>>52307590
All I've got, bro.
>>52306174
not true.
