>be american
>choke on chocolate egg
The right to bear eggs SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>52301645
hi australia :3
>prisoner uprising on int
>AM I BEING DETAINED
I had one of those once. I'm lucky to be alive.
>>52301807
Shut the fuck up you worthless piece of human garbage, nobody here likes you.
>>52301853
>french banter
>>52301853
>be french
>get shot
![6273b31aa1836ac86426478aaa82a597[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/or7uEaA.jpg "6273b31aa1836ac86426478aaa82a597[1].jpg")
>>52301890
he's right you know.
>>52301802
given how assblasted you burgers are over us it feel more a prisoner takeover on /int/.
>>52301890
It's not banter, just an objective fact you seem to have difficulty understanding
>>52302290
This
>>52301802
>572 KB
Wew lad, remember the Australians can't see your banter if they hit their data caps
>>52302290
>>52302321
Stop lying.
>>52302368
fixed
>>52301802
>implying australians aren't the wardens on /int/
>>52302509
I don't think this board has any mods
>>52301789
hello white man friend m8
>>52302422
Go away seppo
>>52302509
>Australian """""""""""""""wardens"""""""""""""""
How can kinder eggs be illegal and guns are legal it just makes no sense....
>>52303427
perro
>be australian
>strangled to death by a yo yo waterball
>ban it
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/content/index.phtml/itemId/981256
Ever wondered why they don't release the unedited video?
no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass and you can easily get arrested for it
>downright draconian gun laws
>air rifles are banned
>airsoft is banned
>LASER pointers are banned
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
>smokeless tobacco is banned
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
>plain packaging on cigarettes
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes, most cuckfailians have to drink shitty goonbags because it's all they can afford
>many violent games and movies banned
>video games are expensive as shit
>no self defense allowed
JUST
BAN
MY
SHIT
UP
SENPAI
>>52304332
Australians triggered
>just figured out you could block flags with 4chanX
Hah, no more Amerifats that come onto an "International board" despite them taking up most of the other boards already and trying to act special.
>>52303427
Nobody is feeding guns to little kids.
The idea with kinder egg (and nestle magic ball etc) ban is that a little kid will eat the egg and choke because they don't see the toy. In the USA you can never hide a toy inside of food you have to make it so the toy is peeking out so a kid can see it first and not choke. They are already selling chocolate eggs which have part of the shell peeking out that makes it safe to give to little kids.
If you gave a kid a gun wrapped in chocolate as a snack....yeah then that would be an issue. Until then it makes no sense to compare guns to childrens candy.
>>52304422
guy was a pooftah t͏bh
>>52304332
Same reason they never provided concrete evidence of Bin Laden's death: It's all fake.
>>52304492
>American kids can fit an entire Kinder Egg in their mouths
What the fuck
>>52304531
its a general ban on all inedible materials enclosed within food.
>>52304638
How retarded do you have to be to choke on Kinder Eggs
You open them before eating the chocolate
>>52304413
>be american
>get shot
>get cancer
>>52304662
You just have to be a little kid. Its a general ban like I said, its not like its a specific "no kinder egg" ban but a ban on "dont put stuff that is not food enclosed entirely within food, someone might choke".
Why the hell are Euros stuffing stupid cheap plastic toys inside of chocolate anyway? If they are decent toys you don't need a gimmick to make them sell, the only reason why you hide them in chocolate is because you know that otherwise nobody will want them.
>>52304712
Wait, does this mean American Easter eggs don't have packets of sweets inside them?
What about ice lollies having a stick in them?
>>52304792
wait british eggs have packets of sweets?
>>52304453
>filtering half the flags on int
>>52304792
>Wait, does this mean American Easter eggs don't have packets of sweets inside them?
American easter eggs are either dyed eggs (edible throughout once you take the shell off) or little plastic eggs with candy inside them (edible within something inedible is fine)
>What about ice lollies having a stick in them?
They are fine, because the stick is not completely enclosed by the "ice lolly" (popsicle?). Its not like its a hidden stick.
Similarly, "Choco Treasure" is the USA-friendly version of Kinder Eggs. If you google it you can see that they make it so part of the inedible thing is sticking out of the chocolate. This is fine because someone can see "oh looks like there is something inedible inside of this snack". vs. when something is entirely hidden by the food.
>Be Aussie.
>Born 6 months late due to slow internet.
>Abbo daddy barges into room to steal umbilical cord for magic ceremony of marmite cloud
>Turn 1 get kidnapped by dingo
>First time at school. Get bit by spider
>Turn 10. Get bit by snake
>Be teenager. Get haunted by ghost of Steve Irwin and crocodile dundee in dreams. Never be able to finish dreams because of slow internet.
>Crickey mate, you are men now. You must choose. Beautiful house in tunnel of funnel Web spider or nest of crocodile.
>Get locked up every full moon because you turn into Tasmania devil.
>Can't go out at night because of emus
>Leave house during day. Get skin cancer.
>Go for marmite cancer treatment. Die because of slow Internet.
>I even know what he'll say to me. Same old copy pasted stuff. Poo in loo, designated, wagon wheel.
>But can't really expect much from someone owned by Chinese. Only know how to copy like his masters
>>52304818
Usually they will have a little bag of sweets in them. The Mars ones will have fun size Mars bars, Smarties ones will have little packs of Smarties etc.
>>52304868
>American easter eggs are either dyed eggs (edible throughout once you take the shell off) or little plastic eggs with candy inside them (edible within something inedible is fine)
You have got to be shitting me. Americans don't have chocolate eggs for Easter?
>>52304873
>be Indian
>worship cow
>shit on streets
>>52304906
There are chocolate eggs too I guess but I have never seen a chocolate egg with a packet of candy inside. It does seem like that would be illegal in the USA.
Usually when I think of easter eggs I think of dyed hard boiled eggs.
>>52304868
I take it Americans don't stick the coin in their Christmas pudding then.
>>52304927
Easiest trump card in shitstory desu.
>>52304931
We don't eat Christmas pudding
>>52304931
> stick the coin in their Christmas pudding
These are nonsense words.
>>52304931
No we don't have Christmas pudding
If you wanted to stick a coin in pudding you should be ok though....it would only get you in trouble if you started trying to sell those pudding to other people. What you do in your own home is ok vs. what you do to other peoples food that you sell them.
>>52304981
You sicken me.
>>52304993
Are you doing that thing where you pretend to be a retard because it is expected from you due to being American?
>>52304413
>be american
>complain about banned shit
>have kinder eggs banned
lmao fucking hypocritical assburger
>>52304873
>Be Indian
>Get up out of my 3x3 apartment
>Go outside and worship sacred cow
>Ward through 2000 people to get to my bike
>Start riding to work
>Get blocked off by 10000 people
>Fuck, someone took a shit in the middle of the road again because the designated ones were full
>Join the rest in wiping my ass on the shit to clean it up
>Eventually movement
>Arrive at work 2 hours later
>Pick up the phone
>"Hello, my name is Sande- I mean Sam from Microsoft Tech Support in California, we have detected that your computer is infected and we would like to help you fix it."
>Get hung up on
>"Can they smell me through the phone?"
>Repeat the process throughout the day
>Time to head home
>3 hours later you arrive home
>Try to go on Facebook
>You have no reception
>Your $10 phone crashes
>Need to shit
>No designated streets in sight
>Just eat it instead
>Go to bed and hope you don't wake up
>>52305372
Mfw I'm a white american in india.
Your memes don't affect me Chinaman
>>52301645
Literally no American has ever choked on a chocolate egg.
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>52305407
How sad for you, my condolences
>>52305407
I'm sorry.
>>52301853
>be french
>get frog
>>52305407
>I'm a white american
I'm sorry.
>>52305407
Wow I don't know what's worse.
>>52304873
>>First time at school. Get bit by spider
That one actually happened to me. Also I peed my pants. It was not a good day
>>52305407
RIP
Europe NEEDS islam
>>52304301
>A FUCKING YO YO WATERBALL
>ausfailians live on an upside down island
all that blood rushing to your head mustve made it seem like making yhis thread was a good idea you shackle draggin cunt
>>52306015
>be american
>cant get blood rushed to your head because your heart can't pump hard enough to support your mass
>>52306201
>be australian
>>52306015
i like this post lol
>american kids so fat they eat an entire chocolate egg whole
>>52305541
i'm done...
>inb4 underrated post
>>52305407
I'm sorry
>>52304929
The amount of easter related candy over here is either bunny or egg shaped so you get all kinds of little chocolate eggs filled with nougat or creme liqueur etc., easter themed candy of all kinds, and standard chocolate easter bunnys...
