>be american
>wear shoes inside
hehehehe*frrrrrrp* wooops hahahahaha *SPLUUUUUURRRT* oohhhh that was bad
>>52301338
>be american
>shit pants
>cant reach waistline to change
>be Australian at home with other cunts
>be thirsty
>unzip your trousers, tilt forwards and open your mouth for a drink
>call it bubbling
>>52301417
>be american
>can't be at home with other cunts because there isn't enough room
>>52301313
>be Australian
>don't wear shoes outside
>>52301500
>be american
>cant fit into shoes
>>52301543
But then how would they wear them inside?
>>52301313
Jokes on you, I'm wearing footie pajamas.
>be Australian
>wear thongs on your feet
>>52301620
>Not wearing shoes over footies
pleb
Feels good familia
>be Australian
>your formal dress includes flip flops
>politicians, doctors, lawyers, construction workers all in flip flops
>Steve Irwin violated the dress code and was struck down for daring to wear boots
>>52301803
>americans wear boots underwater
>>52301803
>be american
>call thongs flip flops
>call gstrings thongs
>>52301835
>australian """banter"""
