>be american
>die
be aussie, live forever
I'm getting checked for diabeetus tomorrow.
>be australian
>shitpost
>go over data cap
Was it worth it?
>>52301125
>be aussie
>lose war to emus
Does Australia have running water and electricity?
>Be Australian
>Defend this
>be american
>get spied on
>threaten to shoot someone online
>get on scooter
>go outside
>get shot by police
>fall off
>have heart attack
>get shot more for resisting arrest
>get sued for ruining the reputation of the scooter company
>>52301268
How do you fuck up this badly?
>>52301268
>falling for the daily savings meme
>>52301305
>losing to emus
I read a statistic the other day that over 70% of Australians are afraid of the dark. Is this true?
>be alive
>die
you can't make this shit, for real
>>52301381
afraid of darkies, yes
>>52301305
>+9½
>½
>>52301280
>be australian
>try to email friend
>already over your 2kb data cap
>write a letter instead
>walk to the mailbox
>instantly die of skin cancer because you forgot to put on SPF 500 sunblock
>>52301498
>be american
>try to email friend
>get charged double for heavy use
>>52301268
I've said this before and I'll say it again: QLD and WA are the only non-retarded states
>>52301125
>>52301683
oops, meant for
>>52301268
Canada time zones > Australia time zones desu
>>52301683
This triggers me
