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snow niggas on the moon edition

have a sad /cum/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHnL57KLCls
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this is better
>>52289888
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better thread
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janitor why
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lmao janny deleted the other thread

good on him
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>>52297822
SE TE CAGARON D ELA RISA AAJAAJAJAJA
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>>52297839
>>52297841
He did well today.
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gommies BTFO
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HE DOES IT FOR....
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Too much thread /cum/ I get all confused. And what i'm smoking doesn't help
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>What about you guys ?

Building a comfy town in Cities Skylines.
Glad you're having a good time, Francois
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>>52297863
vodka?
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>>52297863
WHEEEERES YOUR THREAAAAAAAAD AAAHAHAHAHHA.???
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>>52297879

>>52297876
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>>52297883
You couldn't pay me to be a janitor

But the other thread wasn't easily searchable in the catalogue (wtf is kcum?) and had a stupid, irrelevant commie picture. My thread is vastly superior.
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>>52297904
I can understand that motivation. I would delete threads for alcohol too.
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close up of muh snickerdoodles
forgot to take a pic when they were fresh out of the oven
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>>52297879
>Building a comfy town in Cities Skylines.

post it
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>>52297920
>Subhuman french comes here
>subhuman canadian makes another thread
damn, my worst enemies are beating me
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>>52297879
Cities Skylines ? Is it the Minecraft of capitalism ?
Thx paco ;P
I'll leave you for a minute guys I need to smoke outside
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>>52297960
ignore the shadow btw
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>Family went to see the new star wars without me
>didn't even ask if I wanted to go

a-at least I can pirate it
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>>52297972
>is autistic
>is a communist

hmmmm.....
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>>52297972
:)
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>>52297963
gimme a minute
>>52297960

Looks alright. Lemme see the whole thing.
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>>52298021
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>52297972
prometo dejar de molestarte si envias CHILE al 5512
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>>52298061
eres la rata cancerigena?
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>>52298048
The shapes are all fugged because they were positioned weird

;_;
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>>52298074
vamos yo se que no has parado de llorar estos dos dias
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virginia
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been watching documentaries on the Israel/Palestine conflict all day to be desu
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>>52298126
fuck the zionist occupation forces desu senpai
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>>52298097

Final conclusion, dudesters.

Shiet was fuckin' naice.
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>ywn be this ebun
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>>52297775
Hey that's my favorite DG album. I saw them in Detroit this past summer
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>>52297972
we honestly should ban mexicans from /cum/ 2bh
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>>52298048
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>>52297963
woops
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>>52298209
I want to talk with spics before Trump builds a digital wall to keep them out of /cum/.
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1 more year until cityfolk, outsiders, and yanks get outvoted again and the """"liberal awaking"""" in NC is put to sleep permanently
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>>52298137
No
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>>52298209
It literally makes no difference.
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>tfw going to the movies with a girl tomorrow
the problem is we've been friends for a bit, but we've never really been alone. We were last weekend and we kind of cuddled, but neither of us has brought it up since then. what do
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>>52298281
t.janitor
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>>52298254
What do you think the odds are of Dems winning again? Besides Hillary I know nothing about their candidates. And Hilliary has criminal charges against her?
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>>52298235
>>52298195

Looks pretty nice, would live there
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>>52298286
Kiss her in the dark or as you're walking back
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>>52298315
I have no guesses for the nation. I can only guess the politics of where I live- but it's a pretty good guess.
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>>52298164

>psychopath dual wielding illegal full auto rifles while wearing in-destructible armor killing unrealistic amounts of people
>"WE NEED MORE GUN CONTROL!!"

What the fuck was Boll thinking?
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>>52298368
He did it for the memes
Happy birthday senpai (I think it's your birthday at least)
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those beef and mushroom sandwiches at Tims look gross
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Did they ever catch those muslims that shot up that retard school in the US?
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>>52298168
I really dislike the new Death Grips stuff.
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>>52298417

It sounds gross
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I think we should all occupy /brit/
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>tfw she will never beat the fuck out of you
smdh
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>>52298454
Sounds like an unfun time
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>>52298454
We already occupy the UK :^)
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>>52298454
I'd rather go sit in one of the slav threads and pretend I know what's going on then hang out with Mohammad.
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>>52298328
ehh
I want to start over and use a Dutch city as reference desu
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reminder anyone who doesn't stand with Israel stands with radical Islam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfiCEo6u-XM
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>>52298209
this
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Donde se encuentra esa rata fumadora?
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>>52298564
En los pantalones de tu madre.
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>>52298564
¿verificó el culo?
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>>52298493

I always just kind of did whatever I felt like

could be neat though, especially using the euro models
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>>52298564
dandole durisisisimo a tu jefa y viendo big brother
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I think it's time that I finally look for a job

I'm scared
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>>52298650
You can do it m8.
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>>52298644
>viendo big brother
fumar si que provoca pendejez
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>>52298650
get on it
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>>52298650
>tfw day 10 of being unemployed
y-yeah me too
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>>52298650
That's probably a good idea.
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>>52298668
estas a tiempo de mandar chile al 5512
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>>52298650
not doing anything forever sounds nice
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>>52298683
anything really
I don't have my license though so that sorta limits it

>>52298701
it does but I'll never be able to live alone if I do that
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>>52298638
I like to study and mimic urban planning styles.
Autism, etc...
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>>52298692
el pedo es aqui
>>52297995
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>>52298733
I'm in the same boat, I don't drive either.
I'm still looking for a job, we're all gonna get one eventually bud.
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>last day of class
>decide i'm going to talk to my crush
>have you ever been to [city we're in]
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>>52298751
Autism
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>>52298733
>>52298799
Do you live in areas with decent public transit at least?

I have a license but can't afford rent + a vehicle so my jobs are limited to where I can walk/ public transit to. It's shit but possible.
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>>52298801
Autism
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>>52298751
>I like to study and mimic urban planning styles.
Hot
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>>52298799
How's public transportation in Manitoba?
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>>52298801
audibly kek'd
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>tfw putting off writing my cover letter for a job posting that closes tomorrow and instead watching non non biyori and shitposting on int
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>>52298799
I haven't even started looking desu

>>52298837
nope
I'm in the middle of nowhere and would have to walk or bike a few miles to the city to work
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>>52298751

the one thing I wish they'd change in C:S is how you lay out mass transportation routes. Always felt clunky to me
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>>52298733
i'd rather wait til i can move in with someone else desu

living alone doesnt seem very fun
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CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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>>52298837
>>52298868
Winnipeg here, so it is shitty but functional (sometimes).
Everything is super spread out so an hour bus-ride one way is common.
The buses are frequently 10+ minutes late, and sometimes they don't even show up, they can be very unreliable.
You can get to most major areas of the city though, it doesn't help that I'm near the city limits, so everything is far away.

Outside of Winnipeg it is non-existant I believe, besides transport from one city to another.
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>>52298923
autism
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>>52298903
I can't stand living with other people
I get too self conscious and worry that every little noise I make is disrupting them
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>>52298921
nice
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>>52298899
that sucks

>>52298891
cover letters and resumes are bullshit now

When I've been in for interviews the autistic HR ladies never even reference my resume. They just follow an interview tutorial they stole off google.
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>sudoku thoughts are back
why the fuck does this happen, I was actually having a good day, now this
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>>52298891
Are you sure you need a CV and not just a resume?
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>>52298975
it happens
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>>52298987
fuck off, stick to this thread until it dies
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Nobody is going to bother reading a cover letter unless you're applying to a white collar type job.
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So I think I just broke my right foot, how was everyone else's day?
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>>52298993
Yes I am actually applying for a career job, not some shitty min wage position. Job posting specifically states cover letter. Shit I would probably have a better chance if I sent references in with everything.

>>52298975
Me too anon, hopefully they'll be gone by tomorrow.
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>>52298900
The extended public transport UI mod fixes that, kind of.
It's still pretty shit desu

>>52298903
>living alone doesnt seem very fun
Living alone is bearable imo

as long as you go out or own a pet, that is.
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>>52299014
It's true but many job ads still ask for it.

>>52299029
Yep. When they do that it just shows that no one will read your resume and they use some shitty software that looks for keywords that relate to the job ad. They may as well pick at random.
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https://vine.co/u/1019774453212721152
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>>52299029
I was filling out forms for internships today and one of them literally only required my name, email, and resume. It was incredible.
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>>52299029
>please fill out this 70 page questionnaire for a minimum wage job at Target
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>>52298958
iktf

by someone else i pretty much just meant a so, i dont think they would mind so much
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>>52299063
>minimum wage jobs makes you take a personality test
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>>52299063
>tfw told you don't have enough experience for shitty minimum wage job that they fill with TFW who barely speak English
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Mexilards are my biggest enemy on /int/
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>>52299055

yeah I got that mod, still not perfect but definitely better. I have so many mods running on that game, but that's what I like about it.

>>52299060

>shitty software that looks for keywords that relate to the job ad.

That actually helps you if you look up the keywords beforehand though.
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>>52299081
>$12/hour manual labour job
>Required experience: min. 4 years
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>>52299080
fun fact:
heterochromia is almost a surefire sign of inbreeding
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>>52299104
Brazilians are worse
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>>52299135
thanks anon
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>>52299135
[citation needed]
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>>52299107
I know, but it's very frustrating and you have to put in a lot of work to fight against bad software.
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>>52299125
Only way to get "experience" is trough nepotism.
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>>52299175

The answer to that is HELL YEAH BRO I'm pro as fugg at box stacking.
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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUUSEEE TOONIGHT
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>>52299125
>please give us 4 previous supervisors from past jobs in a related field
>please also give us your current supervisor from your current job so we can get you fired
>btw this job is 2 dollars above minimum wage and there is no opportunity for advancement
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what's your dream job right now, anon? Not career, job.

I really want to work in a hotel doing room service. I like cleaning and being able to work by myself all day with my cool cart cleaning room after room would be a dream come true
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>>52299195
>mfw family got me a job
>experience now
>signing up for unemployment means people call me with job offers
America
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>>52299235
Viral marketing
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The only way to get a decent job in IT is with experience and I couldn't get a co-op placement
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>>52299235
Something that does not have customer interaction. Something in the woods.

Something that at least has some meaning or use. My job shouldn't exist and it makes me want to die.
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>>52299135
heterochromia is cute
I'm too lazy to dig up something relevant though
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>>52299260
Kogasa is always relevant.
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>>52299164
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1360527/?tool=pmcentrez

heres a scientific paper explaining the phenomenon in dogs as a result of inbreeding. It works off the same principle in humans.

If you are born with it is a genetic mutation which is much more common when inbreeding is involved
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>>52299255
I couldn't even get a help desk job. I'd loose out to people twice my age or foreign workers because experience.

There is no hope.
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>pay a firm $500 for fake job references
>fill in 9 year work gap
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>>52299235

I'd like to be a codemonkey who isnt easily replaceable

unfortunately thats impossible
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>volunteer one summer when I'm 16 at an old folks home which is just a 5 minute walk away from my summer
>the old folks home is pretty small, only 200 residents IIRC
>literally only do 4 hours of volunteering per week (and I can choose when I want to do those hours lol)
>it's very easy work, mostly just push wheelchairs around, offer lemonade around, etc.
>in total only do ~50 hours, enough to get an official letter of recommendation from the government (it's a government-run old folks home)
>next summer, apply to some random warehouse job on the other side of town
>get called for interview
>the boss tells me straight up that his father lives in that very same old folks home (what are the fucking odds lol)
>he says that, even though I have absolutely no real work experience whatsoever, he's willing to hire me just for because "he's touched that I did that"
>the job is God-tier as far as summer jobs go; get above minimum wage, work indoors in a big ass factory, get to drive a little cart around, work with only 5 other people who are all really chill, spend the day listening to metal on the radio

And that's how I got my first job
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>>52299297

dey tuk ur job
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>>52299276
Missouri, I still have to sign up for jobs and log down 3 minimum a week but I get calls about India tier work like at&t customer support.
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>>52299300
I've considered doing this just for references. I'm convinced when employers ask for weird specific types of references everyone gets their friends and co-workers to lie to them.

If I get asked weird reference shit at another job interview I'm grilling the bitch on the process of determining if they're legitimate and will try to get her fired if she has no method. Alternatively I will use their restroom and pee in the hand soap.
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>>52299300
How did you get set up with that kind of deal?
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>>52299332
>from my summer
from my house*
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I want some food bros but I don't know what I want and I don't know if I have enough money desu familias
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>>52299360
http://www.careerexcuse.com/
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the only thing worse than construction in the heat, is construction in the cold.
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>>52299311
>you cannot use friends as a job reference
>please give us your bosses contact info from 8 years ago for a company that no longer exists
>what do you mean you're not in contact with a boss from a 1 month job years ago?
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>>52299378
That's fucking amazing
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>>52299378
this reminds me of those fake diploma websites
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>>52299378
I may try this some day.
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>>52299345
No wonder so many people choose the NEET life.
"Jobs" nowadays are a fucking joke.
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>>52299400
>emptying out frozen pump hoses by smashing the hose to feed the ice out the end.
>in the water
>your hands sting like fuck just squeezing the hammer
Summer is ez mode
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In the future, if I ever get the chance to hire people, I'll go out of my way to only hire aspies and make Chads feel as uncomfortable as they possibly can.

For example, I'll ask if they play any sports or games. And when the Chads (or the lying aspies) inevitably start excitedly saying "yeah I played hockey all throughout high school!", thinking it'll give them extra points, I'll respond "oh...too bad, I actually dislike hockey".

And perhaps I'll ask them what their favorite anime is, and if they say something like "I don't really watch anime", or "I've watched a bit of Naruto" or "Deathnote" or some other normie response, I'll just make a audible grunt of disgust, take a red pen and make a huge 'X' across their CV, right in front of them.
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>>52299459
Tell them Lazy Boy the Prince sent you
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>>52299492
>over 100f
>lose water through your sweat as soon as you drink it
>constant risk of a stroke
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>>52299473

It's only going to get worse in the future as automation removes more non skill jobs.

luckily I have a lot of skills to fall back on though~
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>>52299498
I wonder how HR people who fucked you over based on references would react to sites like this.

I'm sure they wouldn't care. Maybe HR companies push this bullshit on purpose and run this stuff as a side company.
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>>52299584
Machines will never be able to create art, thankfully.
The future is looking rather bleak desu
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How has the current Canadian recession impacted you guys?
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>>52299618
The probably wouldn't care either way. They're just doing their job.
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>>52299558
My job had mandatory breaks and hazard pay but.
>100f
>lining a railroad car with a black thick bag that will be used to transfer contaminated shit
>metal is hot, gravel is hot, bag burns when you touch it
>mfw I get chewed out cus the female security guards got upset at a bunch of fat laborers going shirtless
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>>52299635
Can't buy anything online (besides domestic) because it breaks the bank.
I just want my cheap movie poster reprints ;_;
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>>52299635
I live in Calgary, an oil company based city. It badly hurts my ability to find new jobs because there really aren't very many here right now. Some buildings hire extra security a few days because a big company lays off a massive amount of its workforce.

Also some family members have lost jobs and everyone I meet seems nervous, miserable, or angry. Plus our dollar is fucked so everything foreign is expensive.
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Please these surveys of /cum/

http://strawpoll.me/6295870/

http://strawpoll.me/6295862/
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>>52299635
My Salvation Army Christmas gifts are going to Scarborough instead of Dakar this year.
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>want to go to college in another country
>realize my horrible grades will most likely prevent that
>will probably be stuck working some shit job until my 60s and then dying unhappy

I don't like growing up.
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soon it's gonna be next year. Only 50-65 more like that until we die lads
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>>52299644
That's the problem. They don't care... they just read off a script. Companies may as well replace them with a phone system.
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>>52299677
>>52299706
Do you think Trudeau and the liberals can fix your current situation or is the recession purely oil-centered and the economy will rebound when prices are up
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>>52299373
Update: I went to McDonald's and got a quarter pounder
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>>52299734

>tfw 2.7 GPA
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>>52299734
If it makes you feel better very few really likes the job they go into.
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>>52299297
This is true

Every job I look at requires 3-5 years experience to get the job

Even fucking waiting tables. I got a good degree from a good university and I've been out of work for 4 months
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>>52299635
>>52299706
Edmonton here, fuck you Calgary.

But, I haven't noticed the same thing here. Besides a price hike most people have been going on as usual, but we have a larger industrial sector than you guys and get a lot of jobs from the refineries, which are still running as much as ever.

>>52299744
I think it'll rebound soon enough.
As for Trudeau, I'm interested to see what exactly he has planned. i'll be honest though I don't think Harper would have been better off for us.
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>>52299760
back in highschool i had a lower than 1 gpa
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>>52299760
Trade school.
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>>52299625

That's true, and I don't forsee machines being able to replicate the skilled carpentry that I do either. Although, if nobody has any money and we're all living in gommie blocks, I suppose I won't have a job either.

Glad I don't live in a city though, shit's going to get really bad if there's no middle class to subsidize poor bums on welfare, and they can't even get a mcjob

>>52299706

This actually has hurt my town a bit, as we get a fucking ton of Albertans down here shopping, but there's little reason for them to come and buy cheaper stuff in the US when the CAD makes it not worth the trip
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>>52299744
No, no, hell no.

Trudeau Sr. and Liberal party have a history of being bad for the oil industry. Plus they are dragging us very deep into deficiet on purpose so they can do things like bring muslims into the country and pander to Toronto.

Mean while people here commit suicide because of job loss and crashed economy. They have no plans or intent to help us.
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>>52299739
>Companies may as well replace them with a phone system
You're right and while it would be nice to see a meritorious society where only the capable survive we need these containment jobs. A robust working class needs to exist or we'll start entering Ayn Rand territory.
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>>52299768
That's what kills me, it's exactly what I don't want to be but it's too impractical to think I can do anything else.
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>tfw think I'm addicted to cocaine
Shit
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>>52299760
>some people have 3.0+
I have no idea how to study or learn without falling asleep
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>>52299760
Tech school lad, I got held back two years in high school but now I have a 4.0 because it's easy as shit
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>>52299791
That's my plan desu
University is dumb, and so am I.
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>>52299813
i wish i was this rich
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>>52299811
What is it that you want to be anon
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>>52299813
>tfw half ounce every weed
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>>52299774
I wasn't born here. I'd leave if I could find work elsewhere.

>>52299793
It's going to get worse. It's a slow domino affect. News says there will be more lay offs and as the oil dollar sits low longer things get worse.
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>>52299814
I have literally never had below a 3.2 since high school
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>>52299827
>too dumb for university
>too lazy for trade school
I'm headed nowhere fast
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>>52299813
>Doing cocaine
Disgusting... waste of money, makes you delusional, makes you listen to shitty music and enjoy it, there's nothing good about it
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>>52299872

iktf
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>>52299774
Let's hope for the best, though if history means anything, another global recession is imminent, which prolong it in Canada(though add some relative strength to your currency).
>>52299795
How is Toronto different from the rest of Canada?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywWB67Z7zQ

What are you listening to lads?
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>>52299805
Containment jobs that keep people from getting real jobs isn't something worth preserving. At worst you create more IT jobs to manage those automated useless HR jobs or HR has to try and find work that's useful and not time wasting.

I'm so bitter...
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Gonna go to either Ryerson or Laurier Brantford for BTM. Thoughts lads?
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>>52299833
An illustrator desu, I've loved drawing since I was a kid but I never actually learned how to do it properly so I started looking into schools and then my dreams came tumbling down.
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/cum/ do you ever think about learning how to become 100% self sufficient and leave society behind for isolation? Its been a thought/fantasy of mine these past two years.
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>>52299872
I'm lazy as fuck too, I just realize I don't have much of a choice at this point.
I want to move along with my life, and this will get the ball rolling, and if I need to fall back on something.

HVAC life
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>>52299900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU6IDodJ3Y0
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>>52299932
Nah. would be too lonely
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>>52299900

not justin beiber, thats for sure

>>52299932
hell no. If I were to become a reclusive hermit Id commit suicide after just a week
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>>52299924
Have you thought about reading the sticky on /ic/? I'm sure you could make a start.
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>>52299902
Malthusian Darwinism is a meme
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>>52299897
They're a Liberal party powerhouse and CBC/ Liberals panders to the GTA specifically and a bit to welfare provinces. When they say shit like "this is what canada looks like" they're talking about Toronto to circle jerk for them.

Sort of like how Harper pandered more to western Canada and oil towns.
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>>52299932
I'm too undisciplined to do that

>>52299942
it's probably my best bet as well but I lack the resolve to do it
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>>52299932
Yeah, I wanted to do that when I was a teenager. Right now it's not possible for me due to my career :/
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>>52299999
wasted
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>>52299805
>Ayn Rand territory
>Not Karl Marx territory
If no one has jobs people are gonna start offing the rich and taking back the economy so they can have a life of luxury with less work but still some work
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>>52299999
those digits
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>>52300000
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>>52299983
I've tried to several times but I'm really bad at learning on my own. Maybe I'm just dumb or something but I can't really learn without a teacher of some sort to keep me straight.
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FUCK POLITICS FUCK POLITICIANS WE NEED UNIONS REEEEEE
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>>52300025
>people are gonna start offing the rich and taking back the economy

oh yeah that's gonna fix all the problems lel
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>>52300011
>99999
>000
>11
it's good numbers, I like
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>>52299827
>and so am I.
No.
Trades are respectable.
Not everyone needs a useless degree
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>>52300045

you can thank nixon and reagan for destroying them
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I love /pol/. My whole life people assume I'm white, it's nice to have a place where for once, people realize I'm not white :).
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>>52300045
maybe but we have to kill the current unions, they're filled with old jews
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>>52300045
union membership should be required to work at any company that employs more then 1000 people
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>all these anime posters are retarded too
wew
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>>52300045
In high school the janitors union went on strike and wouldn't clean classrooms and hallways.
>tfw school looked the same either way
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>>52300045
Unions of robots maybe
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>>52300096
"no"
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Hey...

Is that dude with the lewd Anime images from yesterday here right now?
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I wish I had the social skills to bullshit my way through a job interview
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>>52300072
You have a point.
It is also something good to fall back on if I decide I want to go and get a useless degree in the future.
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where can i find a girl like this in canada lads?
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>>52300122
go away
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>>52300122
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>>52300137
Where is Rose's fine ass nowadays
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>>52300129
I wish I had any social skills at all
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>>52300129
Same. I have no used card salesmen skills. I answer honestly and it fucks me up the ass.

I wonder if blackmail is a good alternative.
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>>52300039
I can understand that anon but maybe try brute forcing it
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>>52300137
A university campus filled with feminists and other weirdos
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>>52300137
Toronto and Hamilton are filled with degenerates
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>>52300145
What the fuk, Ameritard

>>52300154
Were you the dude with the images?
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>>52300160
london doing something physics related
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>>52300129
I'm basically a NEET in disguise, I can handle and conduct myself well in public and breeze through job interviews, but after that everything becomes awkward when my co-workers and manager find out I can barely hold a conversation past "hello, how are you". I'm super happy I can make a good impression, but always feel so out of place once I start working.
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>>52300137

>tfw no qtpi rose gf
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>>52300192
I guess.
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>>52300129
>>52300169
Just convince yourself in your mind that you're telling the truth. Condition yourself to lie without feeling remorse and you'll get better at it and will eventually feel nothing.
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>>52300173
Believe me, I have, but it just ends up with me getting frustrated and not knowing how to improve on the things I struggle with.
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i've been hired by an american on the darknet to get "rid" of a few mexicans here

just to let you humanoids know that
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>>52300216
if it wasn't for the ugly anime face that would be a really cute photo
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I often bully manlets on this site but in all honesty I would not mind if I was an inch or two shorter sometimes
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>>52300238
In what region?
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>nipples up against the cold glass while your gf hits you with the strap
wew
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>>52300192
shoo
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>>52300052
It's not like the economy will just stop because rich people don't exist... the money manager doesn't do anything to create the product. People don't have to work 40 hours, cut people's work down to 25-30 hours a week, employ more people. Without the rich people taking most of the cut people will be able to make more of what they create

The Median income is 52,000 a year in the US, I think it would be nice to be making that.
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>>52300119
why not, organised labor is why america is such a great country to live in
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>>52300247
Same. I wish these insecure faggots would get over themselves and realize that height doesn't matter that much.
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>>52300259
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>>52300247

how tall are you?
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>>52300220
Every time I go o an interview I have all the right answers to the common questions in my head but when I'm actually there I can't get them out or sound like a nervous retard.
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>>52300247
i would exchange my tall height for a bigger penis
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>tfw no sjw gf to slowly drift towards my more moderate center right ideology
why live bros?
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