>this would be frowned upon in your pussy sports
https://streamable.com/jzx4
>>52297170
But hockey is our sport.
>>52297234
but you're kawaii senpai
>>52297234
Given who has won the majority of Stanely Cups. Ice Hockey is the United States' sport.
>>52297267
But it's always teams crammed full of Canadians that win. Also the N in the NHL is Canada, m8. You're just there to inject money into the league.
>>52297400
North American Hockey League (NHL).
would gretzky have such never beatable stats if it wasnt for kurri? discuss
>>52297431
National Hockey League, dude. Get the fuck out of Canada if you don't even know that.
>>52297490
National doesn't make sense. For which nation?
Who here watching Oilers Blackhawks rn
>>52297527
Us you fucking retard. Americans don't give a fuck about hockey
>>52297568
Most teams are Americans. I assume it's for the USA.
>>52297604
It literally isn't. There's an objective answer to this issue. The nation it refers to is Canada. Most players are Canadian.
>>52297604
>>52297663
It's obviously Finland you retards.
Fucking Canada man
>>52297689
Finland is our greatest ally
Who Blackhawks here?
>Tfw the Kane streak is over
Are Canadians pissed that every other year the Blackhawks cuck any leaf teams out of the cup, despite the team being more than half Canadian?
>>52297833
We don't care we're comfortable with mediocrity
>>52297833
At least I don't live in Chicago.
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>Finland never won a Stanley cup
>>52297881
It's not too bad. The south and west portions of this city are completely uninhabitable, but the rest is great. People have a lot of misconceptions about Chicago, the majority of which are true, but only for the places that contain the niggers.
I'd describe Chicago as a dirtier, larger, more dangerous version of Toronto. Which to me sounds great but I know a lot of Canadians hate Toronto so whatever I guess
>>52297872
I'm gonna guess oilers or Canucks fan. Am I right? Either way your franchise has a chance in the upcoming years. A lot of talent. Don't be sad for long guys
>>52298013
the day the cold war was one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMiMzq0YTwc
desu at the time, the North American hockey was much more brutal than Euro hockey, much less hitting, almost no fighting
so Russia literally BTFO
>>52298084
*won, fuck
>>52297400
this desu
They are literally there for the money and nothing else. Even Europe outclasses the US in actual hockey talent.
>>52297527
hoyl fuck cross the border
>>52298034
Oilers fan. Canucks fans are foigs, each and every time
>>52297170
Savages
You know who invented hockey right? BLACK CANADIANS that's who. Back off crackers you appropriate all our shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qct2j0vfc3g
>you will never push a button that makes every country without an nhl player disappear
>>52297490
>>52297527
>>52297400
It's not Canada. Canada would not use the word 'National' because it sounds jingoistic and triggering to minorities. Don't forget
Dude weed lmao
hi where are the real sports?
>>52298529
>Most (all?) of Africa, Asia and S. American disappear.
I'm OK with this
>>52298598
>Australians can't play hockey because there's no ice in the land down blunder
Ayy
we hoc now
>>52298598
but this thread is about the realest sport there is
>>52297400
>the NHL is just Americans paying Canadians to play sports with each other
I'll never not find this funny. Thanks greatest ally
>>52298062
tear up every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSd8CqBEbcY
I thought Goon was a decent movie
>>52299392
i liked it too desu
enough to recommend to my friends and watch it again
the skinny guy wasn't funny with his >>offensive humour meme but otherwise it was a good comedy
>>52297400
>>52297568
>Americans don't give a fuck about hockey
Not true. The 28 remaining white people in the USA love it.
>>52298598
Do you dicks ever not shitpost?
>>52297170
>ice ballet with meme sticks
Lol, sweetheart x :) ...
The National Hockey League (NHL; French: Ligue nationale de hockey—LNH) is a professional ice hockey league composed of 30 member clubs: 23 in the United States and 7 in Canada.
hahaha
>>52300064
he Scorpion and the Frog
A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."
The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"
Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."
>>52300180
Canadian players vs. american players
