>a fucking HALLWAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t95gmSCOljg
This is a man walking on Chile, the shadowed part is Argentina's border.
>>52296189
>15
>1
>triggered
>>52296149
>their states only border in the south and north with other south
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
>>52296149
Oh I WISH we were living in a corridor, it would have been a palace to us
portugal is a mini-chile
huehue
This is Chile's main avenue it goes from Punta arenas to arica.
>>52296998
can confirm
t. puntarenense
>>52296998
>>52297111
can confirm also, i can see my house in that pic
t. cizarro
>>52296149
Yup, pretty much describes it. Spot on OP.
How long would it take to drive from the coastline near Santiago to the eastern border?
>>52296998
Get out of here, stalker.
>a fucking FAT hallway for drugs
>>52297383
>drive
lol, it just two blocks away m8
>>52297694
>my city is in there
>>52297383
Memes aside? It takes 2 hours from Santiago to Valparaiso, then two hours from Santiago to Farellones.
It would take around 4 or 5 hours from the coast to our frontier pass with Argentina.
>>52296189
>where do they draw their maps? in a noodle? a coil?
I want one for my reggaeton
>>52297713
Can confirm
>>52297804
Qué parte de farellones, y como vas a cruzar a argentina? Mulas, a pata? Mira un mapa primero merme
What happens here?
>>52296889
Efficient though
>>52297992
mewtwo was created there in some island.
that place was taken by english, spanish and other pirates. also something about the friendship island
>>52297992
white industry due to less taxes
>>52297111
Do you hear shitty music blasted often there?
>>52297804
actually 1 hour or less in car, its hilarious, People from Valparaiso or Rancagua need less time to reach santiago than fags from Maipu
>>52297992
Sheeps, croatia, cucking argentina out of the pacific, there are only 2 relevant cities there, Punta arenas and Ushaia, the last one belongs to argentina
>>52297992
That straight line triggers me on levels you couldn't imagine
That being said, you have to consider facts.
Argentina being a failed state that line means nothing. For all practicall purposes, it's Chilean land. Our military and police does the law enforcement and dictates the rules there.
The same happens in the north, at the point where bolivia, peru and Chile share a border. We are the ones in charge and take over when people don't act civil.
Not even kidding, sadlly.
It's the same with brazilian borders, they impose their law amongst their neighbours.
>>52296149
>Los Angeles
ALL
HAIL
THE GREAT
HALLWAY
>>52298260
Chilean Empire when
>>52296149
I always loved Chile's shape and placement. Really, it's this thing strip of land that sits at the edge of the world, staring out into a blue abyss and watching the frozen Antarctic waste. It's like the last inhabited land before going to savage and wild territory.
>Argentinians bully chile with getting swallowed by the ocean
>this happens
Ayyy
chile is probably the best country in south america though, maybe uruguay is better, but its close
>>52298260
sure
>>52298333
this desu imo senpai bud
>>52296149
Based shape desu cucking another country of its sea access is always nice
>>52298326
That's so 19th century. We have proxy states right at our borders.
>>52298260
Why it was split anyway?
Feels good, doesn't it?
Also, stargazing in the Atacama's desert when you're traveling the country is the ultimate experience.
>>52298262
What surprises you?
Los Angeles, Chile was founded in 1739 and Los Angeles, California was founded in 1781
>>52298408
pacific war, chile gave it to us so that we didn't intervene
>>52298365
there is no difference but chile being the most stable and argentina being corrupt with more personal freedom and uruguay having dank weed and a future tied to brazil and argentina (bad)
>>52298362
They say that because you're the hilariously thin stripe of land that covers Argentina from all the tsunamis la'
>>52298461
thats why i dont get argies complaining about chile "betraying" them with the UK, its literally revenge
>>52298333
Its is finis terrae indeed. This is where the story ends m8. There's nothing else after us. It's us, or nothing.
Now add: Tsunamis, earthquakes (real ones, not just your average 7 richter), volcanos, mudslides, etc.
mfw I read posts about some fucker somewhere safe bragging about being tough.
>>52298472
Implying that having a future tied to Mauri's Argentina is a bad thing.
>>52298193
no not at all
is Chile first world?
>>52298483
tsunamis cant reach more than 1m in land
>>52298507
And that's why we act like the better guy and don't bring it up right?
GIVE ME ALL THE CHINCHILLAS, NIGGA
>>52298507
>hurr chilenos traidores xDDDDDD debuelban las malvinas
años antes de el conflicto la propia dictadura intento invadir chile. top kek, si no hubieran sido unos inoperantes de mierda, quizas seguiriamos no siendo una democracia
>>52298531
they can return to peronism any time, it sucks for your country being tied to them
>>52298541
memes aside yes, but the bottom of what you can call "first world"
>>52298531
Negro, we all want, and I'm srs, that Macri succeds. But he only got half of the parliament. Get real.
>>52298541
No we are not. Not that we really care on a daily basis. We just want to be happy and our big problem now is the inmigrants. Fucking monkeys with their fried shit
>>52298543
And you're the responsibles that that precious argentinian metre of land doesn't get wet. Bravo Chile!
Lots of cities got wrecked by the Tsunami following the earthquake in 2010
>>52298677
Would you pls shut up you irrelevant piece of shit? Srslly. I don't know how did you even got a flag you fucking turd.
>>52298597
>CHILEANS LITERALLY BELIEVE THEY'RE FIRST WORLD
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>52298715
>Uruwhat
Fuck off provincia
>>52298711
why so mad tho?
>>52298711
Shitskin degenerate, pls have some respect. You wouldn't even exist if it weren't for the Andes, mapu.
>>52298715
>urugays literallly believe that they live in a real country
AYYY
>>52298749
c'mon little argentina you are drunk again, go bed
>>52298749
DUDE
>LATINOS VS LATINOS IN ENGLISH: THE THREAD
>>52298749
Are you telling me that the chilean defense forces would not be able to defend our land from Uruguay? From fucking Uruguay????
Pls rezpond
>>52298793
WEED
>>52298829
But you're latino too
>>52298829
north koreans speaking english in a latino thread
>>52298749
You better answer m8 or you'll look like a 'tard >>52298845
>>52296189
JAJAjajAJjajaJaJaJjaJJjajaJAJjAJAJAJAJAJjajAjaja
EL PINOCHEEE
buen circlejerk pa
>>52298845
dude we can camp in your mountains for months and you won´t even notice.
Food is not a problem
Is it me or Uruguay just claimed that it can carpet the shit out of Chile if it wasn't for the Andes.
why even
>tfw you try to kill your natives but fail, and now your population is full of things like these
THERE ARE LITERALLY MAPUCHE MESTIZOS POSTING IN THIS THREAD, AND THE THING THAT THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS THAT SHITTY TEXAN FLAG, YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52298845
When did I imply that? I meant that daddy Argentina would've rekt you historically.
Not right now though. South America let you live and now we pay the price. Literally the jews of South America.
>>52298906
dime que se siente comer carne humana yorugua
>>52298749
you truly are our greatest ally
>>52298906
mfw that's the greatest scam of all times
I'm a mountaineer btw. Read this bro, you could make an article, and sell it to some local newspaper, which equals profit. Thank me later
http://laverdaddelucero.blogspot.cl/2008/02/bombero-uruguayos-y-rescates.html
>>52298939
>>52298845
>>52298882
he didnt, learn to read faggot
>>52298970
you cant call your own country an ally
>>52298948
>When did I imply that? I meant that daddy Argentina would've rekt you historically.
You what???
The best fucking chance they had was back at the 80's. Never before and never after they where that strong, and they didn't even could pass the southern seas, where our forces were peacefully waiting
Read more you fucking faggot.
And literally get on your knees and thank whatever shit you believe in that you are not as close to us as Bolivia or Peru, you motherfucker inexistent piece of shit.
>Southamerica let you live
More like the rest of you couldn't handle us coz you are a bunch of pussies. Proof? Uruguay, anyonw can just fuck your shit up and steal all the fucking water they want and you just complain. More proofs? You give a fucking port to a bunch of indians who already have free ports to the pacific; More proofs? Jarita ctm.
Just accept it. You are just a fucking provincia.
Now when you discussions about countries, pls refrain from interveining, unless you are going to say "yes sir".
We clear? Dismiss.
>>52298948
>mapuche
>bad
What?
Chile looks really interesting on streetview. It's like a 3rd world country attempted to look like a first world country and ended up somewhere in the middle
>>52299206
stop shitposting faggot
>>52299278
Noz encontramoz en la ezquina de laz opinionez que a nadie importan, diganoz máz por favor, a la gente le intereza
>>52299278
because chile is the cut off of "first world"
Mi cara cuando este wn esta tratando de traducir esa wea, hotuiti culiao askaskaks
Reminder that southern cone hatred is a jewish propagated conspiracy so we don't unite and create a southern cone republic with access to two oceans. Remember to treat your southern cone brothers with respect and dignity.
>>52299469
Not gonna happen
Patagónico pls go
>>52299469
Reminder that the "southern cone" is a meme
>>52299469
upboted nido.
>>52299623
Don't need to. It's an argie meme btw
Still no chileno traidor pasta. I'm dissapoint.
>>52299748
Urgay got rekt and the thread ended bro
>>52299269
>Any kind of amerindian
>Good
what the hell is that?
>>52299623
I don't love Chile 2bh but the Southern Cone is not a meme at all. The rest of South America sounds scary and dangerous
>>52299804
Provincia, just go to bed already you irrelevant amongst the irrelevants. Piece of shit can't even defend yourselves. Come on, Your cunt resumes the whole idea of a non country. Fucking roll over and die faggot.
Also, colate un dedo pobre hueon
>>52298906
>Food is not a problem
>>52298749
>shitskin degenerate
>uruguay
wait a minute
>>52299955
>tfw a mapuche exists near me
>>52300278
Uruguay rekt 100% of his native population.
It's taken as a meme, but the country's population is literally 90% made of Italian/Spanish/French descent (whos whiteness is debatable, but they're definitely not amerindians la')
>>52300324
Well your life is a nightmare then, coz we are your fucking lords.
Now down and blow me 3 sets of 20 motherfucking irrelevant piece of shit
>>52300398
post uruguayan girls
>>52298362
>rio de janeiro as capital
reeeeeee
>>52300398
>>52300466
do it faggot
>>52298483
>>52298677
>>52298749
>>52298906
>>52298948
>>52300398
>>52298250
>croatia
explain
>>52299469
Once you faggots give Bolivia their clay back, then we can talk
this thread is hilarious.
>>52296149
TO HELL
>>52303178
Southern Chile has the largest number of Croatians outside of Croatia.
>>52299324
I doubt any of you fags watch American football here but a similar line exists called the "Dalton Line". It's the minimum standards for a franchise QB. There should be a Chilean Line where any country above the Chilean line is 1st world and any country below is not.
>>52299804
Isn't Uruguay scary and dangerous? You come off like some rich American. Know your place, 3rd worlder.
>>52308866
Chile is in the upper realm of the 2nd world I'd say.
And yes, before some fuckwit brings up the etymology of that term, I already know it. But in this context the term has evolved a new meaning as language tends to do so go fuck yourself.
>>52299469
>tfw Andes will prevent that from ever being a reality
Based Chileans not giving a fuck
>A decent tsunami can wipe Chile off the map
>>52297804
how many gun point hi-jacks would it involve?
>>52296250
>chile after 200 years of global warming.
top fuckin kek m80.
