I just got word from the Melbourne embassy in Australia that

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2015-12-18 01:19:32 Post No. 52294816
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Anonymous 2015-12-18 01:19:32 Post No. 52294816 [Report]

I just got word from the Melbourne embassy in Australia that my girlfriends partner was mauled to death by a Dropbear (dangerous fanged Koala) in the downtown of the city, while traveling to visit a social activism convention. He was assured that the city was safe and that these creatures were only found in the outback, not in the cities where people live..

Now he's dead. I plan to sue the Australian government for letting him get into such danger and my girlfriend won't stop crying

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Anonymous 2015-12-18 01:33:57 Post No.52295246
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>>52294816
Dropbears are nothing to fuck with mate. They just come out of nowhere and eat your fucking neck off. Main reason I'm never going to ausie.

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Anonymous 2015-12-18 03:53:29 Post No.52298966
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Anonymous 2015-12-18 03:53:29 Post No.52298966 [Report]

>>52294816
Well you've gotta get in line, the governments being sued for all sorts of bad things; like gender inequality and shit

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Anonymous 2015-12-18 03:54:55 Post No.52299000
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>>52294816
I still have a scar on my forehead from when a dropbear barely missed me.

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Anonymous 2015-12-18 03:58:43 Post No.52299085
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>>52294816
your girlfriend's bull was too soft mate
tell 'er to harden up

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Anonymous 2015-12-18 04:18:17 Post No.52299551
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>>52294816
I got kidnapped by a gang of monkeys while visiting Rio de Janeiro, they took me to a place near the amazon river, but fortunately my father is friends with the city tribe leader and they freed me with no harm.