A Danish girl fellated me to ejaculation when I was on vacation. She coughed for a second when i orgasmed in her mouth and said I was rude but that shit felt so good. Fuck man.
She was petite, blonde, blue eyes. About a 6.5. Nice ass.
Dogs are shit tier animals and pets.
don't worry it was consensual sex, we were travelling in Argentina of all places actually
Merci pour ta contribution.
>>52292720
>not having both a dog and cat
>>52292720
you're a shit tier animal and pet
>>52292684
What counts for you as petite?
>>52292736
Dogs are boys and cats are girls
>>52292720
dolphins > everything
>>52292802
she was under five foot 6 inches (don't know how many kilometers that is but she was short by female standards) and of slight build but maybe not for european... wish american women ate your diet man you have a wider selection pool
>>52292730
Holy shit you truly can't trust women in any situation imaginable
>cunt going to argentina and the first burger she sees she sucks him off
>>52292858
>kilometres
Fuck my sides
>>52292888
nice trips
honestly everyone in a hostel is interested in sex, males and females... esp a backpacking hostel, so no judgement from me
>>52292858
>how many kilometers that is
Ameridumbs every time
>>52292932
:^) glad i made you smile
>>52292842
>watching this documentary about talking dolphin
>a girl falls in love with in and gives in handjobs
tfw a dolphin gets more pussy than you
>>52292858
that's about 0.0016764 kilometers
>>52292982
b-but that's illegal
>tfw if a woman does that she's "exploring her sexuality" and "responding to the intimitely sensitive needs of a majestic creature", but if a guy does it he's v& and beaten for being a "disgusting pervert"
fucking female privilege
>>52293062
iirc it was ok because it was needed to continue research or something along those lines
>>52292858
>tfw 5'7" manlet
>tfw i need to look for girls this small
I guess you dont know this feel
>>52292858
>under 5'6" is short for females
>tfw 5'5
>>52292982
link pls bro what does a dolfin dick look like?
>>52293207
obviously they didn't show her fucking a dolphin, but it's ''The Girl Who Talked to Dolphins''
>>52293207
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me
Thats what i found
>>52293123
>>52293160
>will always be short
why live
>>52293250
>they didn't show her fucking a dolphin
DROPPED
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>>52293272
Atleast we live longer and get easier in shape. I guess that is something r-right?
>>52293271
>"There were three dolphins," remembers Lovatt. "Peter, Pamela and Sissy. Sissy was the biggest. Pushy, loud, she sort of ran the show. Pamela was very shy and fearful. And Peter was a young guy. He was sexually coming of age and a bit naughty."
here we go
>>52292858
Daily reminder that unless you are at least 0.0018288 kilometers tall you are a disgusting no-hope manlet.
>>52293348
y-yeah..
>>52293271
yeah that's the one
they put Peter and her in the same house, and she jerked it off multiple times while the scientists got high on LSD
what a shitshow
>>52293407
>. "When we had nothing to do was when we did the most," she reflects. "He was very, very interested in my anatomy.
>>52293688
"Peter liked to be with me," explains Lovatt. "He would rub himself on my knee, or my foot, or my hand. And at first I would put him downstairs with the girls," she says. But transporting Peter downstairs proved so disruptive to the lessons that, faced with his frequent arousals, it just seemed easier for Lovatt to relieve his urges herself manually.
>find out woman had it off with a dolphin
>all I can think is 'for what porpoise?'
>>52293610
>that rundown of the story
My fucking sides
>>52293888
>'for what porpoise?'
they wanted dolphins to speak, but the dolphin wouldn't co op because it was too horny
and remember this was funded by fucking NASA
>Margaret Howe Lovatt stayed on the island, marrying the photographer who'd captured pictures of the experiment. Together they moved back into Dolphin House, eventually converting it into a family home where they brought up three daughters. "It was a good place," she remembers. "There was good feeling in that building all the time."
she raised her kids in the same room where she fucked a dolphin
>>52292720
t.bh
cats are best
>>52293969
She just gave him handjobs
>>52292684
6.5
>"I allowed that," she says. "I wasn't uncomfortable with it, as long as it wasn't rough. It would just become part of what was going on, like an itch – just get rid of it, scratch it and move on. And that's how it seemed to work out. It wasn't private. People could observe it."
For Lovatt it was a precious thing, which was always carried out with great respect. "Peter was right there and he knew that I was right there," she continues. "It wasn't sexual on my part. Sensuous perhaps. It seemed to me that it made the bond closer. Not because of the sexual activity, but because of the lack of having to keep breaking. And that's really all it was. I was there to get to know Peter. That was part of Peter."
that's the last of the lewd parts. pretty disgusting imo desu
>>52293936
>'for what porpoise?'
Read it again, my Hebrew friend.
>>52294050
>I wasn't uncomfortable with it, as long as it wasn't rough.
sounds like she let the dolphin really go at her hand
>>52294091
ah
forgive me, it's late
>>52292684
>american makes a thread about how he fucked a danish girl
>thread devolves into manlets complaining and a woman fucking dolphins
4chan never change.
>>52294103
Sounds quite the opposite actually
>>52293207
WEW
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>>52294204
based on her disposition i bet she took quite a rough hand fucking from the dolphin before she was offended. sounds like she probably wanted and maybe did rub that dolfin spunk on her tits and pussy
>>52293108
>>52293610
>it was "needed" to continue "research"
>they put Peter and her in the same house, and she jerked it off multiple times while the scientists got high on LSD
>>52292960
Well if I'm not mistaken a kilometer is a unit of measurement. An impractical one to measure humans, but nonetheless a unit of measurement.
>>52292730
>don't worry it was consensual sex, we were travelling in Argentina of all places actually
Where did you go? Pls don't say Buenos Aires
>>52292760
which goy is the best pet?
>>52295974
thats where i flew into but i met her at iguazu
