http://www.thelocal.de/20151216/seven-habits-youll-pick-up-living-in-germany
>german "men" sit to piss
>germans can't cross a street with a machine telling them to
>german language completely cucked by american culture
>germans have to bag their own groceries
>german claps
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>52279887
>germans have to bag their own groceries
everyone but americans do this, I think
>>52279887
>image is 8
>link is 7
does it go down again if i click the link
>>52279887
Dank Menes material right here
It really depends on your background if you sit down or not
Uppitty cunty do it because their dicks are too small to aim with
>>52279937
The Japanese bag their own groceries. Of course the Japanese also grocery shop every other day or so. Where as Americans tend grocer shop every other week or so.
>>52279887
>>german language completely cucked by american culture
I don't think the clapping when the plane lands is that bad cultural cucking by clapistan
>>52280014
>muh dick
Ahmed detected
ger"""""""man""""""y
>It’s always an entertaining clash taking a flight from the US to Germany and witnessing the German half clapping upon landing while the rest look around utterly baffled.
>It’s always an entertaining clash taking a flight from the US to Germany and witnessing the German half clapping upon landing while the rest look around utterly baffled.
>It’s always an entertaining clash taking a flight from the US to Germany and witnessing the German half clapping upon landing while the rest look around utterly baffled.
NEW MEME
>>52279887
never heared abvout the clapping part.
the rest is more or less true, though
>Germans clap when their airplane lands.
HA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Clapmany!
>>52280154
Clapmany.
>>52280202
p-pls stop
>>52279887
>>german "men" sit to piss
Cleaner. There's no logical advantage to standing most of the time.
>germans have to bag their own groceries
This is a great thing and is being encouraged now in the US. Giant now offers 5cents off per bag you bring in
The one about bagging is bogus though, it depends entirely on the employee. There were fast and slow cashiers in Germany and fast and slow ones near where I live.
>>52280154
>never heared about the clapping part
Lucky you.
clap clap clap
I've started to sit to piss recently because I'm a lazy shit and I like sitting on the toilet. And who the fuck doesn't bag their own groceries?
>>52279887
>german language completely cucked by american culture
true
>Germans literally made up a letter to replace "ss" because they're that cvcked
>>52280329
There's this program where I live that employs people with mental/physical disabilities to do very easy jobs
A lot of them do things like pushing carts or bagging groceries at the store
I sit to piss at home because I'm lazy and recently I've been shitting so much it makes more sense.
>germans have to bag their own groceries
It's only yanks that do that you fat lazy cunt.
>>52279887
>german "men" sit to piss
KEKS
>>52279887
>germans can't cross a street with a machine telling them to
Eh, just in cities. Also mostly ignored when no cars are around, besides it's not even illegal if you just walk a few metres up/down the street away from pedestrian lights and cross there
On the other hand, we don't even have your concept of "jay walking" in our language at all. The only roads you shouldn't cross are autobahns and other larger countryside roads with fixed rails
>>52280382
cucked isn't filtered anymore
Clapping after landing is understandable cause you are congratulating the pilot for their service.
Clapping after movie is over is retarded cause youre clapping onto a projected screen that is playing the cast now
>people complaining about men sitting on a toilet bowl to pee when there's no urinal around
Nice to hear ur momma still cleans ur toilet for you.
Grow up tho.
>>52280154
>>52280229
>>52280254
>>52280472
t. Hans Beifallklatscher
>>52280491
That's great desu senpai
>>52279937
A lot of Americans do as well.
>>52280514
>congratulating the pilot for their service
Why are you congratulating him for doing his job?
Do you clap for a bus driver? Driving is a lot more dangerous than flying.
If you don't just slightly drop your trousers and piss in the sink you aren't a real man.
>>52279887
Hahahaha
It's to be expected from such a cucked country desu
>>52280526
please stop making fun of us
lets have some serious discussions instead
>>52280526
Can confirm the plane clapping thing, dunno about cinemas as someone claimed here because I've seen one from inside maybe 5 or 6 times in my life, last time 10 years ago
>>52280254
Wait so Deutschland is the real Clapisran. Is this one of those things German immigrants brought with them?
>>52280561
no but after the pilot flying for 18 hours its a bit more clapworthy
>>52280737
Pilots don't fly for more than 6 hours or something, they change crew m8.
Even then most of the flight they're doing literally nothing. Even landings these days are mostly automated, many completely.
>>52280737
The same pilot doesn't fly for 18 hours
God Canuck just be quiet no one wants to listen to your bullshit
Sorry, but that is some weak as fuck banter. It doesn't amuse me, but it also doesn't make me angry. It's just a sad attempt of banterm and you know it. Now please leave this board and think about what you've done.
Fucker.
>not sitzpinkeln
How can you call yourself a man?
>>52280815
Asian pilots fly for 48 hours straight lest they bring dishonour upon their famree.
>>52280850
>>52280673
>>52280619
t. Hans Beifallklatscher
>>52279999
quads of truth
I was raised to help bag my groceries. Have I been cucked?
>>52280801
You are congratulating the whole crew. It takes the tension off due to the fact that you are isolated on the plane kilometers off the ground for almost a day.
If someone were to hit a bus, you would probably survive cause of the heavy weight of the bus, and you could get off through the doors and emergency exits so it doesnt seem as stressful. With the airplane you'd be in the middle of Atlantis ocean.
Idk if landings are automated but it still shows courtesy of the crew that brought you to safety cause they couldve have ended your life if they wanted
what, there are countries that don't say hi and bye to the casher when they go to stores?
based germany
enjoy getting piss all over your toilet you savages
>>52281000
just send them a "holidays" card you kuck
>>52279887
why would you let anyone touch your groceries
>>52280079
>>52280157
>>52280202
>>52280229
>>52280254
So you kraut fucks have just been playing like it was americans clapping when a plane lands and knowing it's been you the whole time?
>"... ich war ja kein Americlap"
>>52281198
I genuinly didn't know that Germans clapped after landing.
And the only time I flew with a plane, there was no clapping
>>52281000
Landings are definitely not automated
>at pedestrian crossing in germany
>not a car in sight
>walk against the red light
>everyone stares at me angrily
can't make this scheiss up
>>52279937
I do not bag. That is why kids or elders do
>>52281061
>clapping to a screen of projected matt damon
>It's literally frowned upon for a man to sit when taking a piss
Fuck off. It gives me time to browse my phone, plus it's comfy.
>>52281286
Thats what >>52280801
said
I miss the german Pissoirs with the drawn fly that you have to piss on
>>52281330
t. Hans Beifallklatscher
>>52279887
>american culture
>>52281282
I haven't seen it in quite a while, but it was a significant part of the clapistan meme here.
>>52281291
Nice to see you survived the trip to Sweden Mohammed. You'll soon find that every civilized country does this.
>>52280414
Why would you want retarded people touching your groceries? Kinda disgusting desu senpai
>>52281375
t. Hans Beifallklatscher
~80% muh heritage Germanfag.
>Not crossing the street until it’s green
I do this.
>Saying hello and goodbye to shop owners
I do this.
>Clapping when the airplane lands
I thought this was just an Amerifat meme.
>Obsessively collecting bottles for Pfand
No idea what Pfand is, but I recycle all bottles and cans.
>Sitting while peeing
Only if I'm too drunk to stand in one spot without pissing on the floor and/or myself.
>Throwing in English words while speaking German
I sometimes do the opposite.
>Being totally cool with nudity (and mixed sex saunas)
Don't give a shit.
>Having lightning speed hands at the cash register
I love those self-checkout kiosks at Walmart. No one on Earth can scan and pay for shit like me.
The
>fast cashiers
>own bag
>hi, bye to cashier
shit is true, rest is made up
>>52280414
>letting anyone touch your groceries
>letting fucking RETARDS to touch your grocies
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>52281401
All of the food is already in bags and stuff, even the fruits and veggies
>implying poor mexican workers havent already rummaged through all the groceries when doing stock
>>52281000
That's stupid and fucking patronising. It's like saying you feared for your life and didn't believe the pilot could do it.
>>52281286
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoland
The plane follows the glideslope down and the pilot deactivates the autopilot and flares, or in some cases when there's very very poor visibility the plane flares itself and lands.
t.flightsim nerd
>>52281449
t. prussia pro
>>52281401
I don't
Thankfully the store has hand sanitizer wipes you can use on the way out, I always wipe the handles down with one
I took a few courses at Leuphana a number of years ago and I still remember this stupid girl that thought she was making a profit by using pfand machinen.
She literally didn't understand that when she bought a rack of vilsa wasser that she paid a deposit on the recycling fee...
>>52281393
This +bh, you have to respect the right of the drivers to drive very fast without worrying about pedestrians crossing in red and vicevers, I want this to happen in Chile but both drivers and pedestrians are monkeys
>>52281436
You mean t. Jan Jansen
>sitting to pee
People besides sweden do this? I mean there theyre forced by law but other people actually fucking do this shit?
If you're a man and sit when you pee, well you're no longer a man. If you piss like a bitch you are a bitch
>germans can't cross a street with a machine telling them to
I do this too, primarily because people here are awful drivers and I don't want to get run over while crossing a road to my next class.
>>52281449
>I sometimes do the opposite
Insufferable.
>>52281539
Find the possiblity of you misunderstanding her higher tbqh
>>52281528
handles?!
Your bags have handels?
>>52281393
If there are no cars in sight its fine to cross. If you need a machine to tell you something you should already know from common sense you're probably autistic
>>52281393
Why would you be waiting when there's no car coming?
>>52281628
>Amerifats get fined then shot for jaywalking
jesus do germans secretly tip everyone also
wtf mang how could they make fun of us for being americlaps when they clap for a routine plane landing
>>52281678
Finnish autism.
>>52281557
We are also shit like u Chile
>>52281539
When you're a broke teenager on a north sea meme island on holiday, Pfand is god's gift directly to you.
>>52281592
Surely vast swathes of your population have to sit because they are too fat to aim, visibility being marred by their giant fucking bellies?
>>52281592
>actually standing while peeing
You guys are kidding right?
>>52281630
I only do it around others who know what the words mean (mainly cousins). It only happens when I'm too drunk to remember the English word(s).
>>52281731
I'm not from the south this isnt a big issue here
>>52281733
Are you retarded? Why I will sit down to pee?
>>52281733
No, this is what men withour vaginas do.
>Obsessively collecting bottles for Pfand
How dare we cash in the money we payed for the bottles, it's Nazi Germany all over again.
t. Sitzpinkler (not on public toilettes though)
>>52281592
Sorry that I don't like getting myself, my towels and sink enveloped in a cloud of piss because they're quite close to the toilette
>>52281731
>"If you get bigger, just get a bigger toilet"
American proverb
>sitting to pee
EVEN SWEDEN IS LAUGHING
>>52281811
>>52281836
Cleanliness isn't a valid reason for you guys?
>>52281631
No, she bragged about how much geld she was making and did this stupid "shaking pocket" maneuver to show off her change. I lived relatively close to her so we shopped at the same rewe
>>52281465
>>52281525
>>52281733
>>52281848
>>52281896
t. Hans Beifallklatscher
>>52279887
I sit down so I can browse int and there is a change I may miss the toilet and I dont want to clean
>>52281896
One of the lessons on pop-masculinity they get from the media is that peeing posture is related to sex
>>52281449
>No idea what Pfand is, but I recycle all bottles and cans.
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/deposit-bottle-can
>>52281721
>north sea meme island
wat
bist nicht einen hamburger
>>52281966
>there is a change I may miss the toilet and I dont want to clean
Does it come out as a mist sometimes?
>>52281854
IF YOU WANT MY BODY
AND YOU THINK I'M SEXY
REACH OUT BABBY LET ME KNOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs
>>52281731
actually the fat rolls work as a chute so you don't even need your hands to aim
>>52281848
>defending something wrong
>and homosexual
Please better your life
>>52281980
That's why you pee into the water you mongoloid
It only splashes significantly if it hits something solid
Are you a fatherless nigger that was never taught how to pee as a man
When I piss sitting I splash the lid's down side with piss, after a few days without noticing it turns brown
When I piss standing (on a toilet) I splash everywhere because uncircumsized big dick
My only good options are either piss on a toilet with the lid up on my knees or using an urinal, but they don't make those for homes
>>52281991
kein Hamburger, stimmt. Bin Ameriburger.
>>52281986
Yes, I do this. Some cans and bottles are worth 5 cents (almost have $1 worth of beer cans now), but most are worthless for getting money back.
>Saying hello and goodbye to shop owners
That's just basic manners.
>>52282010
No but sometimes it goes too much to the left
>>52281896
Its not any less clean if yoi can actually aim your dick, Sitting while pissing is what women do
If you're a man who does it youre a sad bitch
>>52282135
my mom doesn't and it rustles my jimmies every time
>>52282146
It is as clean. It just isn't.
Women also sit on the toilet to shit. Do Americans hover their ass over the seat to take a dump because it is "more manly"?
Barbarians.
>>52282105
>When I piss sitting I splash the lid's down side with piss
>big dick
Big dicks hang too low to splash the underside of the lid. 14cm soft here.
I wish I got paid to make up random facts about other countries.
It's just a race to the bottom at this point.
>>52282235
Keep sitting to piss like a submissive feminine bitch hans. This is why your country is being taken over by muslims
>>52282235
>this is how cucked krauts are nowadays
Thanks Germany, now Sweden isn't in the 1st place in the cucklympics.
>>52282266
>browsing /int/ for free
kek
>>52282292
Right, that's the reason and not because we lost the war.
Thanks for clearing that up.
>>52282292
You sound pretty insecure m80
>sitting to pee
Might just be in America but I don't trust public restrooms so I stand
>>52282259
....the piss bounces on the ceramic and splashes upside... pretty gross
>>52282235
I definitely my hover my ass over a public toilet seat. Everytime.
>>52282401
That's different of course
If Germans sit down to pee, they should be peed upon by those standing up
>>52282388
How is your toilet shaped? Physics don't work that way with Murrican toilets.
>>52282499
I think that's happening right now.
The only time I sit to piss is at home because I have to clean less after.
The only time I heard people clapping on a flight were students coming back from a school trip.
>>52282078
>>52282235
>>52282266
>>52282346
>>52282371
>>52282488
t. Mehmet Klapper
>>52279887
>germans can't cross a street with a machine telling them to
But Americans have those jay walking laws.
>>52282292
You are so clearly emotionally invested in this. You are actually mad and I can't figure out why.
We have a reputation for not being able to into banter and you are part of the problem, faggot.
>Not crossing the street until it’s green
Ordnung muss sein.
Also, there's a fine.
>Saying hello and goodbye to shop owners
Unless it's a large supermarket or people keep streaming in and out, it's rude not to.
Don't be a cunt, greet the fellow.
It's also a mechanism to counter thieves, greeting people as they come in, so they know they're watched. Those who don't greet back are usually either cockwads, criminals or undesirables.
>Clapping when the airplane lands
Yeah well nah.
>Obsessively collecting bottles for Pfand
You pay 25 cents extra per bottle so fuck you I want that cashback.
>Sitting while peeing
Eh. I do it because I was circumsized a few years back (medical reasons), even though I don't have to any more, it became a habit.
But honestly who gives a fuck.
>Throwing in English words while speaking German
Like all youth everywhere does this,
>Being totally cool with nudity (and mixed sex saunas)
Literally every European non-prude is.
>Having lightning speed hands at the cash register
Literally every non-American lazy piece of shit.
>>52282529
Oh yeah some of my toilets definitely don't do that, it's the toilets with a very curved shape in the front that do it
Blini superpower by 2030
>>52282384
Seconded.
>>52282608
Those are rarely enforced. I've ran across the street with police cars around a lot of times and nothing ever happened. It's pretty much a meme-tier law.
>>52282499
It's already one of their fetishes
>>52282608
>jay walking laws
who exactly follows those?
>>52282663
Blini is love, blini is life.
>My face when a German watched a TV lineup consisting solely of American reruns and ski jumping, sat down to pee, waited a year for an internet connection slower than dialup, farted in a crowded elevator, used a shoehorn to put on his red Nikes, watched scat porn, slept on the street in a distant city during a train strike, recoiled at the sight of green vegetables, had gynecomastia, wore pants in bright magenta and baby-poop yellow, had his €60,000 sedan recalled for electrical problems, wiped his ass with baby wipes, named his son after a Macauley Culkin character, and was trampled to death after a football match near me
>>52282292
>submissive
Submission requires to people to work, if you're alone in a bathroom you aren't submissive or dominant to anyone.
>Literally every non-American lazy piece of shit.
Americashiers are ridiculously fast and hurried, Murat
>>52282895
desu if there are open urinals and you sit to pee then you do have issues
standing is faster and cleaner and gets people in and out of the bathroom quicker so there are no hold ups
when you sit to pee like some sissy you take up a stall that someone could be using to shit in and hold up the entire process
especially since mens bathrooms might only have like one stall, if you're having a little tinkle and someone really needs to take a shit then you're just wasting everyone's time.
>>52282895
>wiped his ass with baby wipes
Nigga I will cut you, that's the best shit on Earth.
>>52282608
Where? i've lived in Michigan and Indiana and never heard of any jaywalking laws.
>>52283062
Like getting your asshole cleaned by a dog's soft tongue.
>>52282895
>slept on the street in a distant city during a train strike
had to do this once
fucking deutsche bahn
>>52283165
Takes someone to have tried it to know that.
>not sitting down to piss in home
It's comfier and you can shitpost while you pee. Only people with self-esteem issues think it's gay and refuse to use the superior method.
I sit/stand about 50/50.
>>52283165
>>52282895
>recoiled at the sight of green vegetables,
Want to know more of this meme
>>52283214
>>52283241
I may have left /b/, but /b/ never left me.
>>52282499
Why not become the toilet?
>>52282895
I wipe my ass with baby wipes. How can paper get your shithole clean?
>>52283370
WEW
E
W
>>52280491
t. cuck
>not sitting down to pee with morning wood
Do your dicks not become hard to aim with when they're erect?
*beep* *beep*
Guten Morgen!
>>52283579
just pull your hips backwards and twist your back
>>52283370
Lewd
>>52283657
Comfier to just sit in the morning.
>>52283616
>>52283579
I can't even piss with morning wood.
>>52283657
Will try this tomorrow morning.
>>52283730
Not comfy, it presses against the seat rim so hard it feels like it's going to break. And leaning back is worse, it scrapes the underside of the bowl where the worst of the filth is.
>>52283875
It's a bit of a pain yeah, I have to hold mine down a bit and bend a bit forward not to touch the rim which disgusts me but still better than having to wrestle my own dick through the pain when standing up to pee
>>52283657
will try that as well.
>>52283616
kek
What is with germans and creepy kink
>>52284073
Rammstein's live shows are some of the best.
>>52284082
My hands are always on a magazine or a book while sitting on the toilet, so holding it down isn't something I want to do. Btw, just added a clock radio to my bathroom this morning and it was probably the best choice of the year for my apartment. There's nothing like listening to 80's rock and metal while taking a violent pizza and beer shit.
wait, germans clap on plane trips too? how hypocritical of these motherfuckers
>>52284443
>Rammstein's live shows are some of the best.
I know, it looks fucking awesome
>>52283657
anon knows
>>52281664
>>52281678
Why not expand on this logic and say, why not drive through red when the pedestrian has finished crossing the street and there's clearly nobody else going?
Yet somehow society deems you a much worse person for doing this than the other way round.
>>52285038
That logic is faulty, it's a lot easier to spot a car. The latter is forbidden by law in Norway, crossing a red light as a pedestrian is not if you are not hindering traffic.
>germans can't cross a street without a machine telling them to
This was the strangest thing about my trip to Berlin.
Completely empty roads in both directions yet they'd still wait until the little green man told them it was OK to cross lmao
>>52285038
2bh at night time I do this sometimes ("running", or more like creeping past red lights with the car), but only because I know there's no fixed radar traps on traffic lights in my state (or any fixed radar at all, RLP), in Hessen it's quite different
>tfw friend of mine got flashed years ago there after the lights had turned red for a millisecond - and because the "probation time" (first 2 years after getting the license) wasn't over yet (literally 3 days short), had to pay like €300 fine and do an 8 hour "after-schooling" course
>>52285114
Aren't there some exceptions when the light is faulty? IIRC here you have to wait an "appropriate time" (I think this is deemed to be a couple minutes) and if it doesn't turn green after that then you may carefully cross over
>>52283616
That looks awesome.
>>52283579
>mfw a girl asked asked about this in elementary school in 1997.
>Germans are so cucked
By the way: what's a speed limit again?
We dont have such a thing on our AUTOBAHN, you poor fags!
>>52285357
I don't know, but common sense suggests to me that you wouldn't get fined in such a situation anywhere tbqh.
>german "men" sit to piss
>germans can't cross a street with a machine telling them to
>german language completely cucked by american culture
>germans have to bag their own groceries
>german claps
How the fuck you think we build BMWs? By pissing on the engine, or what?
How the fuck you think we build Mercedes? By disobeying traffic rules?
How the fuck you think we build Porsches? By letting someone else touch our food?
You guys dont know shit about building cars, while you're happily standing up pissing on your bagged groceries while crossing a red light!
>>52285481
It's the final frontier. 130 will be Merkel's abschiedsgeschenk, just you wait.
When I moved here from Germany, it took me some time to get used to just walking across when red. It was a bit of a mental block.
I had a good laugh seeing my friend have the same problem when he came over to visit recently.
>>52285761
>we
I'm quite sure you are not from the south, Saupreiß.
>>52285114
>if you are not hindering traffic
PROTIP: You probably do. You think you don't, you say you don't, but you are. Oh I know: "But I'm really only doing this is if you can clearly see there's no car coming for hundreds of meters..." BULLSHIT. I see stupid pedestrians almost getting run over pretty much every time I'm in the city. Bus drivers usually don't even bother to honk for those assholes anymore because it happens so often.
>>52285283
Hate to piss on your parade but of course RLP has fixed radars.
And your friend shouldn't have accelerated on yellow if he knows he's living in a country with traffic light radars.
>>52279887
I approve all of those.
>>52286245
Bayern sind wie Inder
>>52286271
PROTIP: I don't, I am skilled in the art of crossing the street when no cars are around. Don't make me subject of your experience with idiots.
>>52286271
>RLP has fixed radars
Huh, maybe it depends on the Landkreis or region? Because I never saw one in Mainz while Wiesbaden is full of that shit
>>52286383
Yeah well, and I would be skilled in the art of driving through red after the single pedestrian who crossed the button has finished crossing the street and since I'm not blind I can see in the bright daylight that no other ones are around, yet I still have to waste 10 more seconds of my life because if a policeman saw me this extremely dangerous crime would leave a two bad boy points on my licence for three years. But of course if a pedestrian is too busy to wait 2 seconds and nearly gets himself killed that never ever gets punished.
>>52286569
http://radarfalle.de/radarfallen/karte.php
The ones on the B51 definitely exist because I got blitzed several times by them (don't have to pay as an ausländer so it's cool).
>>52286730
I'm relieved you are not in charge of Norwegian traffic laws.
>>52286814
You guys have like a 90 km/h limit on motorways right? You have fun with that m8.
>>52286730
Ah yeah, so it's regional apparently
>My whole region (Rheinhessen) has not a single one
Feels good desu
>>52287023
>>52286730
Oh and I've been driving for just over 10 years now but haven't been blitzed once, though regularly doing 100 in 70 zones (of course never cause an accident either)
>>52287023
We have 0 in the whole country but that's about to change soon, gotta copy the failed policies of other countries after all.
>>52279887
>german "men" sit to piss
My gf told me to start doing this once
I started pissing right on the floor instead
>>52279887
>standing and pissing all over the toilet seat to feel """manly""""
>walking in your own home as well as strangers' with your filthy shoes on because you guys are so degenerate that being barefoot is somehow a form of nakedness to you guys
>using dry paper to """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""clean""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" shit, poop, faeces off your person and thinking it's good enough
all filthy degenerate great satan white folk shit tbqh
>>52287365
>micro dick american can't even aim when pissing
you can't make this shit up
>a third world replies to your post
>>52286981
And you keep waiting for the machine to tell you when it's safe
>>52281198
Yes.
Same with the Sweden Yes memes.
And others.
Wait a fucking second.
So all those drunk guys peeing on the street standing up during Oktoberfest are forigners?
Or does the "sit while pissing" rule only apply to sober Germans?
>>52288328
It only applies if there's a toilet there you doofus
>>52281504
Mexicans picked all those fruits and veggies in the first place
>>52288836
>Not planting at least your potatoes and some brassicas at home
I thought you all had such huge properties?
>>52287448
I have a special device to pry away the fat folds around my penis.
>>52285481
There are speed geschwindigskeiten restriktionen on almost every autobahn
>sitting to piss
>man
You can only pick one
>>52289793
Not him, from my experience it's half-half, with sections being close to metropolitan areas of high pop density being more likely to be regulated
Germany uber alles
>>52290023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIqESwzCGg4
>>52279937
No we have grocery baggers here too, half the time it's just the checkout operator that does it though.
>>52289903
Every major Metropolregion has restriktionen.
>>52288981
Deer will eat it
RIP Garden, April - June 2015
Heres a question for those that refuse to sit down and piss:
When you shit and then need a piss, do you stand up mid-shit, take your piss, then sit back down and resume fecal release?
>>52290477
Yeah, especially the typical ring autobahns circling around cities, but 99% of the time you use them you do so to get to/from work anyway and chances are high you're stuck in a jam. But if you're really driving like 400km from Frankfurt to Munich, you'll have huge parts of unrestricted "overland" sections
>>52290542
Ah, I think I've seen you on /out/
>>52279999
Based Trump
