what do you think about German girls?
>>52260876
some sound really dumb and goofy with deep voices and go "DA HA YA IS GOOD DA ! hAA!"
and then some are more cutey but have weird blocky faces
Most of them are cold, and fuck like a robots.
I thought german scat-o-phillia, coprophillia, golden rain is just meme but it turned out its not
Look too manly
>>52260918
FUCK OFF, MONGOL!
>>52260927
rightfully ignored.
The last german women i had sex with drunk my semen laughed out so loudly it sounded very spooky
She said "i pumped out white oil, i pumped out white oil"
Holy crap
slav, Latin girls>>> Germanic
Hot but they are much harder to fuck compared to other European woman who are just as hot if not hotter so why try?
>>52260903
That's why we used to call them Squareheads.
>>52260918
They are pretty nice guys, just more formal than us.
Qt girls, good porn, who loves ya Deutschland?
>>52261124
This.
>>52261124
Well, that explains my lack of success with them, but what about my lack of success with British girls?
Ist Deutschland cuck?
Can a non-white get a Deutsche qt?
>>52261280
I thought brits are easy
>>52261334
B-but :'(
>>52260876
They're generally very polite and friendly though distant till you know them well, but they're kind of rigid and go into a sort of shock if you challenge their view of normal. This can be said for German men too. Still, they seem a lot more honest then most Euros and are very blunt about their intents and views.
I don't see anything wrong with that, I actually see it as a plus. In private they're usually pretty pervy too which is pretty cool. No idea why /int/ talks so much shit about them.
>>52260876
I really wish I could tell you =/
>>52261325
sure but they must be the koreaboo/weeaboo shit what i mean betakeks
It could just be confirmation bias, but all the ones I've seen had ugly butterfaces.
The men look infinitely better.
>>52261325
ask mehmet
>>52261124
This.
I can get American, British and Italian pussy served on a silver platter.
Why work hard for German pussy?
german women are ugly
Trust me I'm an expert, we should be glad for every foreign women we get here
>>52261418
no b-buts!
now get out there and get a slag butt
>>52261084
lol r u borat
>>52261846
i agree
and ill even post a picture of duke nukem to confirm im not a faggot
>>52260876
The ones who came for exchange back when I was in highschool were pretty assburger.
Wouldn't even get drunk with us.
what good's a woman if she's not sucking my dick? german schmerman, pfft.
>>52262483
Doing exchange during high school is a rare thing in Germany. Only rich and really studious students do so.
Our high school exchange is elite as fuck. Shit sucks.
>>52262563
Probably explains why they all were so anti-fun.
They also found it really amusing that I was sleeping in the back of the classroom during my German lessons.
>>52262563
really depends on the sort of student exchange.
in my hold highschool french exchange was for everyone, so none of that elite student shit.
but maybe thats dependant on the country for the exchange
I have been to germany before and had my dick sucked by 5 russian woman that i paid money to.
>>52263104
Whats wrong with your english, mate?
Are ye hindu or snail sucker frog?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwlRYdUjZ8s
>>52260903
I like girls with strong jaws.
How else would you crack your walnuts on christmas?
>Jokes aside, it is a thing I like.
i love german girls. they have a stern/scary but sexy look
>>52261512
Same reason they talk shit about everyone.
Are you not entertained?
>>52260876
Theyre gonna be muslim.
>>52263718
>a german girl dressed as an ss dominatrix will never piss over your dick while you masturbate
why live ;_;
>>52263789
>rororororo
>>52263816
ik that feel bro
tfw a german girl will never beat me up and call me a cheeky little shitcunt in german
>>52262440
>tfw characters like duke nukem don't exist anymore because of social just-us warriors
