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>be Australian
>ping 400+
this gon b gud
Load up ye maggoty cunts
Daily reminder that dial-up is still not uncommon in Australia
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Hello poland what do you in store for us today?
>>52262516
>100kb
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>>52262516
>100 KB
>>52262484
>>52262542
Shit i fucked it up.
>you're
fix'd
>>52262559
still loading what did you fuck up?
>>52262559
>Shit i fucked it up.
Brazil explained in five words.
>>52262547
>replies with a 9kb image
THIS is how you get red of Aussies
>>52262576
When i was making the banter me[loading...]
>>52262639
>145 KB
>>52262607
>41
>>52262636
>17
>>52262669
>Fucking 10
>>52262692
u aint seen nothing yet, kiddo
>>52259348
hi indonesia
>>52262692
Brutal
>>52262786
kek
>>52262720
It probably took you longer to upload that than me to upload this
>>52262786
six
>>52262830
HA! You fell right into their trap!
>>52259348
>tfw poland is still trying
yeah keep it up i guess
>>52262692
only download speeds are capped
uploads are unlimited desu lads
>>52262995
>Data caps on home internet
>AS I BECOME MORE PRESENT NOW
>A HOLLOW CUT THROUGH MY VEINS
>I CANT SEE THROUGH THE PAIN
>>52263053
delet this
>>52263082
truly amazing
>>52263082
>pinging your own country
>>52263082
Uni computer lab internet doesn't count.
HOL UP
*scream incoherently*
YOU BE SAYIN
*is occupied by foreign nation*
YOU BE SAYIN
*pulls on tracksuit*
WE WUZ
*becomes part of organised crime group*
WE WUZ
*commits suicide*
WE WUZ HUSSARS 'N SHIET??
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get bitten by rabid dingos
>step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get bit by rabid wombat
>get chlamydia from koala
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get bit by snake in shower
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 5
>0
>1
>5
>>52264133
I really love this
>>52264186
Well, it's true that you can't resist but to laugh when you see someone post under a tramp stamped cum rad, can you?
>>52264133
have you enjoyed learning about australia?
>>52264349
Australia's nothing if not one big bag full of hilarious things to laugh about. Pic related is just one of so many!
>be Australian
>mock leaves on the Internet
>my 4 MB of data runs out
>go outside
>get stung by a leaf
>shoot myself
>>52264424
i refuse to believe this
>>52264558
Has a Pole ever lied here on /int/, my generously sized friend?
>>52264424
>#2 HDI
>australia
>>52265450
>Australians
AHA
AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIHIHI HI HI HO HO HAAAAH
Friendly reminder that Poles are the kryptonite of /int/ Australians
Their victory has defeated them, they merely adoped a bullying, while we were born in it, molded by it and didn't see normal relations until we were grown men.
>>52263082
>faster than 50% of AU
>>52268369
This
But Aussies cannot be fully defeated. They complete us
They're the batman, we're the joker
>>52262815
>jojo
faggot
>>52269370
Ayyy!! Danke! Or however you say thank you in your stupid language
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>>52271067
Welcome, oh weary traveller from the past
>be Aussie
>be lonely
>>52265450
>Australians
AHAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY FUCKING SIDES
>>52272402
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52275941
t. Ahmed Mumbala
>>52262516
cry more auscuck
>be australian
>go on the internet
>takes 3 hours to download about:blank
>try to look up a thing on wikipedia
>takes 5 minutes for each individual letter to appear on the screen
>give up waiting, turn off the computer
>take an old encyclopaedia from a bookshelf
>open it up
>a loading screen appears
>cry
>go commit sudoku
>can't jump off a bridge cause the map failed to render properly
>a bogan friend calls out to you across the street
>can't see him cause he's outside the draw distance
>"m8, we're having a barbie tonight, do you wann---"
>"do I what, m8?"
>friend times out, connection lost
>go home
>get fucked on mdma to take the edge off
>>52269939
nice
>>52263082
The ping is pretty good though for some reason.
