Tell me about Portugal
That's a big dick
WE
>>52251187
for you
Empire-tier in the past.
Africa-tier in the present.
>>52251248
only the south has africans
>>52251294
Your economy is worse than Greece's.
>>52251208
STOP WITH THE FUCKING DUMB MEMES YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE PIECES OF SHIT ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE HOW FUCKING AUTISTIC CAN YOU BE TO REPEAT THE SAME NONSENSE OVER AND OVER AGAIN BILLIONS OF YEAR OF EVOLUTION AND THIS IS THE RESULT GODDAMN IT
>>52251187
For you
>>52251341
t. Nigretto Kingsandqueensgosa
>>52251173
Do you honestly think every single one of us is Alberto Barbosa? Do you even know who that man is? Do you know how pathetic you sound while saying that?
I mean. Look at you. It's like you can't even enter an argument due to your lack of cognitive capacities. But i'll forgive you this time, since it's always a good time to teach an ignorant sub-human about Portuguese history full of victory and greatness.
We were navigators, we brought new worlds to the world. We globalized the trade markets. We made an empire. We controled the world's economy.
But wait. Did you think we are moors? Let me blast you with some FACTS. Portugal has less than 0,35% muslims in its total population. We conquered our land by slaying moors, fact that is represented in our Glorious Flag, that brought glory to the mankind.
We represent the white race at its prime. And you can't deny that.
Back to the first question. No one knows who Alberto Barbosa is. Probably a normal portuguese human that worked his entire life to help Portugal shine again. He might fight to raise his children and show that AMERICA is a shithole.
Get down on your knees and praise to Portugal's greatness.
>>52251314
doesn't make us african, or half of europe would be african. The south is basically african though, people worship nigger singers there
>>52251383
ahzhzahahahah so fucking fanneh look mum i made de same post again xDDD
have an upboat friendo xD
>>52251314
Greece's economy is only slightly larger than Portugal's, and Portugal is doing much better right now.
>>52251314
no, it's not. it's just tiny and stagnated, while greece's economy is shitting on the eu and burning money
>>52251314
literally a spec on the map from a satellite
>>52251341
ok, I'll post one picture of every district capital, for a start. Viana do Castelo, 42ºN, 40.000 population
>>52251341
t. The Pharaoh
>>52251550
>mfw im the president
nuke this faggot
Braga, population 140.000
>>52251679
Thats in Czech Republic tho
>>52251863
Praga =/= Braga
>>52251940
dont fuckin talk back to me, little piece of shit
>>52252009
Sorry Attila, didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
>>52252192
thanks, hope this will be the last time ...
![01190_xgaplus[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VUDRb6h.jpg "01190_xgaplus[1].jpg")
>>52251679
Vila Real, population 51850
>>52252192
wtf kinda meme is that suppose to be
>>52252733
Bragança, population 35341
>>52252794
t alberto barbosa
![bragança[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CZ688Cm.jpg "bragança[1].jpg")
>>52252794
forgot pic
>>52252829
t. alberto barbosa
![porto_portugal[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VaR2t9U.jpg "porto_portugal[1].jpg")
>>52252829
Porto, population 230298
>>52252853
t abero barbosa
![aveiro09[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lpVNUEI.jpg "aveiro09[1].jpg")
>>52252853
Aveiro, population 78455
>>52251173
GLORIOUS HOMECOUNTRY OF ALBERTO BARBOSA
Portugal is an okay guy.
![viseu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wOZy59x.jpg "viseu[1].jpg")
>>52252908
Viseu, population 99274
>>52252853
now that's where the inspiration for favelas came from
kidding aside, looks beautiful
>>52252942
Guarda, population 42541
![1293106928guarda9[1][1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uZ7GCo5.jpg "1293106928guarda9[1][1].jpg")
>>52252977
![COIMBRA-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z8WqPQY.jpg "COIMBRA-1[1].jpg")
>>52252996
Coimbra, population 105842
![centro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PVr2Uck.jpg "centro[1].jpg")
>>52253028
Castelo Branco, population 56109
![leiria_10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RcHgoN0.jpg "leiria_10[1].jpg")
>>52253074
Leiria, population 126879
>>52252853
If it wasn't brightly colored it would look like shit
![Lisbon-4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ilWDqps.jpg "Lisbon-4[1].jpg")
>>52253117
Lisboa, population 530847
>>52251173
I recognize that bulge.
![Porto[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tXrphoU.jpg "Porto[1].jpg")
>>52253154
![Santarém[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0TRIBHa.jpg "Santarém[1].jpg")
>>52253167
Santarém, population 61752
![portalegre03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gPBz8z2.jpg "portalegre03[1].jpg")
>>52253256
Portalegre, population 24930
>>52253170
go on
![DSC_1659[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XOqQBZl.jpg "DSC_1659[1].jpg")
>>52253307
Évora, population 56596
![05_25_11_01_forte_sao_luis_01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JrHGNfD.jpg "05_25_11_01_forte_sao_luis_01[1].jpg")
>>52253361
Setúbal, population 118696
![BEJA-vista-aérea[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZV8PH7m.jpg "BEJA-vista-aérea[1].jpg")
>>52253403
Beja, population 35854
If you're going to post pictures at least post stock-tier HD ones...jesus, you're making those beautiful cities look like shit.
>>52251173
>turn on television (without a TV license because freedom)
>watching PBS
>program about southern portugal's problem with radiation poisoning after an american dud nuke accidentally crash - landed on a farm there in the 50's and began to decay
>everyone they interview and everyone on camera is either a fucking old fat man or a fucking old fat woman
>no thin people in the entire town
>no young people either
Portugal, a magical place. Thank you PBS.
![faro-algarve-ria-formosa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a9DzKpN.jpg "faro-algarve-ria-formosa[1].jpg")
>>52253435
Faro, population 47000
Now the islands
>>52253514
>Now the islands
What about women? ;^)
>>52253435
Ponta Delgada, Ilha de São Miguel, Açores.
Population:68809
![Portas-da-Cidade-Ponta-Delgada.-Sao-Miguel-island[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UPzjMN2.jpg "Portas-da-Cidade-Ponta-Delgada.-Sao-Miguel-island[1].jpg")
>>52253582
Lost the Euro 2004 football cup . Since then they declared bankruptcy
>>52253615
This is how you counter shitposting
post more portugal
>>52253514
I live here.
>>52253480
what are you talking about
![funchal1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T5o2YII.jpg "funchal1[1].jpg")
>>52253582
Funchal, Madeira.
Population: 111541
>>52253717
t. Alberto Jardim
>>52253637
I ran out of capitals.
If i convinced one tourist to come here, i have done my duty and i deserve my unemployement allowence
![jardim[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6zUgUVy.jpg "jardim[1].jpg")
>>52253758
I miss him tbqh
>>52251173
Well for starters, everyone in Portugal is named t. Alberto Barbosa. That's all I know.
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>>52253782
That's something Alberto Barbosa would say!
>tfw is too late to be the son of a rich bourgeois who owns a coffee farm and be sent to study medicine in Coimbra
>>52253893
>There are around 42 million Albertos Barbosas on this planet
Butifel
>>52254011
apply to rio then ask for transfer
>>52254011
u still can become a Bulgarian gommie and rule the country doe
